Pizza and lots of beer, like any normal person.

Puffer fish.

>>692296936
Your mom hehe

>>692296936
Pussy.

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Mounds of this. Extra spicy.

>>692297020
This nigger knows whats up.

>>692296936
A roast chicken w/ yorkshires, tatos, stuffin, gravy ,steamed veg and 200Ibs of prawns.

Wine bread and cheese.

You guys realize options and budgets differ from prison to prison and are not especially abundant, right?

>>692296936
Cock, for I am OP.

Blue lobster, raviolis, some fucking gourmet burger, water, dr pepper cherry, your mom's pussy, cheddar jalapeno cheetos, strawberry milkshake, brownies, a good fucking steak, noodles and yeah thats it

>>692296936
A 12 pack of Heineken, a handle of Jack, and a god damn massive plate of Extra Crispy KFC with spicy seasoning

>>692296936
I'd want a burger with grilled cheese as the buns with fries some fried chicken plus I would ask for one of those party subs some beer and some weed if I was aloud prob not but still would ask if not a big thing of really well made nachos and some sleeping pills cause might as well have A good sleep

>>692297550
You realize this is a hypothetical thread and that none of this matters, right?

>>692297550
Yeah.

Not sure, but I think the budget is about 70 dollars?

>>692297441
You know how to eat pal

>>692297666
you are going to sleep forever anyway

>>692297713
I'd get 70 dollars of the cheapest vodka

Liver, some fava beans and a nice chianti.

Heroin

>>692297878
slululululululurp

>>692297805
Kek

>>692297931

> meal
>heroin

keep trying champ

>>692297713
Try 15 to 40

rat poision lol, fuck them

>>692297769
I know it's more so I could sleep the night before I die id wanna get a full nights sleep for the last time

I'd just ask for a six pack of skinless hot dogs, buns, and a bottle of tomato sauce. I'd microwave them myself so I could feel like i'm living a normal life for one last time

>>692297981
Heroin

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>>692296936

>>692297751
Thanks, am allergy to prawn kek.

>>692296936
a bathtub full of a virgins blood

>>692298061
>microwaving hotdogs

your idea of a normal life is sad

A double cheeseburger, fries, and a diet coke since I'm watching my figure

>>692298079
take your time, you can try it again

>>692296936
Chicken vindaloo and prunes. LOTS of prunes. I'd drink a gallon of water too.

>>692296936
Freedom fries

>>692297020
/thread

>>692298079
almost there

>>692298141
>>692298141
It's a quick lunch to prepare at work with limited kitchen facilities

>>692298118
They'll just cut your wrists in one though

>>692298175
Heroin burger

>>692296936
Chicken, rice and Bernaise sauce.

>perfect

>>692296936
A whole bunch of psychedelic mushrooms and enough time to reach the high point of the trip.

>>692297560
Kekd

>>692298246
i feel like i'd feel more dignified eating cup noodles than microwave hotdogs

>>692296936
Chicken tikka, rice, naan, and palak pakora

my own penis

>>692296936
Cake, cookies and chloroform at least I died doing what I love eating

>>692296936

French onion soup, with warm baguette.

Then a caesar salad with grilled chicken.

Main course, medium rare venison loins, mushroom canneloni, and grilled vegetables.

Dessert would be vanilla ice cream with fresh berries, and a bar of mint dark chocolate.


I would want a bottle of wine and some scotch with the meal too.

>>692298534
I love this post

>>692298017
Ah.

Thanks for the correction, friend.

>>692298604
Save it my friend. It's all yours.

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>>692298278

>>692298705
So classy

A human ear.

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>>692296936
only correct answer

>>692298604

Glad you enjoyed it. I am starving. I would eat that meal right now and it's 6:30 in the morning here

>>692298534
The menu of a psychopath x.x you're probably a serial killer, or a cannibal (prior to imprisonment)

>>692298898
California

>>692298936
>>692298604
He is sooo classy I would eat this meal with a serial killer anytime then repay him by helping him

>>692298098
ayy me too fam

Either sushi, food that mom made, a big-ass hamburger or a subway sandwich. Depends on what mood I'm in, but one of those four

1kg of perri winkles

>>692299109
The exact thoughts I had.

" were are the le fava beans LOL"

>>692298936

How does liking delicious food make me a psychopath?

>>692299109

How would you help me?

>>692299252
Kek sounds like a form of meth

>>692299310
I gotta repay you somehow

>>692299396
>>692299478
I'll take everything

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Meat loaf be nice.
Mashed taters, gravy.
Okra.
Maybe some of that fine corn bread your missus make...

...if she don't mind.

>>692299478
Third class menu sounds like living hell.

Wiener schnitzel, fried potatoes and a bottle of white wine.

>>692299396

I would want to fuck you before my execution.

Sushi, badder/fried squid tentacles, egg drop soup, crab rangoon, crab meat, shrimp wrapped in bacon, frog legs...
cookie dough icecream
mt dew

>>692299629
Only during supper. Everything else seems somewhat decent. Then supper is fucking gruel

>>692299700
Deal just let me eat the meal first

>>692299845
I'll probably want to be wasted

>>692299845

Of course. What is your ideal final meal?

Peanut allergy so a granola bar

yo mommas fat fucking ass

Macaroni and cheese fried inside a giant cheeto.

>they'll never be able to make this
>live out my days in jail

>>692300036
Probably some hash and a coke to remind me of all the good times I had with my dad then I would probably just blow my brains out falling onto the ground that is after I have a meal with the sociopath who wants to fuck me

>>692298380
Eh, cup noodles get a little plain after a while. I'd rather be enjoying my lunch than worrying about dignity

>>692300209
What's on the top portion besides the random beans.

>>692300370

Were you a daddy's boy?

>>692296936
weed brownies and id take 18 hours to eat them

wash it down with a full glass of pure lsd

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Starter would be 2 fresh toasted crumpets with real salted butter

Then I'd have a Sirloin rare, with Garlic & thyme, and a side of Strong Roule & fresh uncut bread, crispy thin fries, onion rings, and a boat of peppercorn sauce.

Next would be a small cheese board with cheddar, Smoked Bavarian, Some weak blue Stilton, Brie, with a Baguette and a selection of crackers.

Then Vanilla ice cream with a chocolate coated cone, and a Couple of Daim bars.

With a cup of Chai, a cup of English tea, and a pitcher of Pomegranite Juice. And a pack of gum for afters. Wrigleys Extra ice.

>>692299620
RACIST

>>692300562
No more of a mom type but nonetheless I would like to remember the hunting trips we went on

>>692300417
Why do people hate microwave hotdogs? I don't like hotdog buns tho so normal sliced bread for me. Also is the tomato sauce poured onto of the hot dog? That's intense

>>692297550
In Texas you don't get a special last meal anymore, literally thanks to a single guy who ordered a bunch of shit and didn't eat it.

>>692300652

Sounds nice lad

>>692296936

Cheese spray, salami, chicken in a biscut.

>>692299620
dude no
that movie was sad fk u

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>>692297020
>>692297257
>>692297262
and this and this and this and probably everything else in this thread

>>692300605

Oh and a glass of Vanilla Coke.

Fucking love me some Vanilla Coke.

>>692300823
I guess it was... I realized I haven't been very sentimental lately to thx for bringing me back down to earth

Kebab

>>692300987
>>692300987

I feel like blowing my brains out

>>692301039
>>692300987
Care to stay a little longer...

>>692300759
Best last words ever
>I'm not hungry

>>692296936
Vaseline on toast

>>692301160

Why not

>>692301277
Soo...what about that airline food

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I'll have to go with

Chicken fried steak w/white gravy
Mashed potatoes w/brown gravy and corn
Some broccoli and cheese
And a couple honey butter rolls

If they allowed dessert then I'd just get a bowl of mint chip ice cream and/or a bowl of Ben and Jerry's phish food ice cream.

>>692299620
Fuck off. I don't need to cry right now.

>>692297020
Yup, enough to drink myself to death preferably.

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>>692296936
Hilary Clinton's pussy
I'm gonna die on an empty stomach
>It just so happen my name is also Bill
>The joke is salty

>>692300719

>>692301368

What about it? I watched a guy eat airline pizza and it looked like shit.

>>692299478
Fuck. Rich. People.

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>>692301421
I knew I forgot something.

A large coke from McDonalds

>>692299629

Looks fine to me, I'd eat it.

And then

>Gruel

>>692301586
Yeah I hear first class if a little better

>>692298936
>Hannibal Lecter likes fancy food
>All psychopaths must like fancy food

>>692301695

Same here. Have you traveled much?

Shepherd's Pie, Corn, Steamed Carrots.
Water on side.
Cookie for desert.

>>692300137
Gimme the one on the left.
Unwashed and unpeeled.

>>692301817
Nope just too much internet

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>>692300368

>>692301807
>>692301870
Sociopaths need a way to pull in their victims so be kind nice entertaining

sims ambrosia B)

>>692302018
You know the good stuff

>>692301692
Gruel sandwiches

>>692296936
Electricity

>>692301997
>>692302080
Jev would love you

Peanuts. I'm allergic. Fuck you I die how I want!

>>692297877
ahh the ol' go' za'

chicken fried steak w/ white gravy
mashed potatoes w/ brown gravy
mac and cheese
fried okra
sweet tea
chocolate brownies
two bottles of cabernet

>>692302200
>>692298534
Why can't you be like this guy soo fucking classy

>>692296936
Mom's spaghetti.

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Come on you faggots, the answer is obvious..

A double triple bossy deluxe on a raft, 4x4 animal style, extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease; make it cry, burn it, and let it swim.

>>692302425
You must like Eminem

1 syringe with tube, 10 hallow piercing needles (18 gauge), 20-18 gauge barbell surgical steel.
100 mEq of potassium
Anaphylaxis (Adrenalin 1 mL single-use and 30 mL multiple-dose vials)
watermelon and 2 oranges
2-3 pints of blood, 1 gal of water, 1/2 cup salt, 1 bottle of pepto bismol, 1 pottle of ipecac, .
and one monster mocha loca...

Give me one hour then hit me with all you got.

>>692302465
We serve food here, sir

>>692302473
What are you cooking up

>>692299478
very glad the first class people died too

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>>692302383
>>>692298534
I want a clown to poop on my cake.
A classy clown.

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>>692302585

grandpa over there is like this is what's wrong with society today.

>>692302833

lol u f0ckin wot

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>>692302896
I want to diddle JESUS before I die

>>692302871
That bitch is opening fucking ranch too. That is sick.

philly cheesesteak with fries and a side of shrimp alfredo

No food but I'd want to suck on a feminine penis though.