Dude just say fuck it and go take a dump, if they talk to you just respond with simple sentences

Sex Them

Poop on them

Leave the door open, and stroke your cock

>>692221982
Get paper
Go woods
Poop
???
Profit

Own up to the shit bro. Just let it all out.
Turn on the fan or something

Go take a shit, don't make eye contact though, they can sense fear.

Although I know this is fake I will answer legitimately.

>That seems like a nice house - master bedroom should have a master bathroom (bathroom inside parent's room). Go in there and shit

>Leave the house and go to a business and shit

>Shit in the woods

Ask if they have a scat fetish.

>>692221982

You have to be the most pathetic faggot ever if this were even slightly true and you didn't end up with your dick in every one of those mouths including your sisters.

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>>692221982

>house full of girls
>OP can't leave his room
>not a neckbeard?
>OP confirmed for massive faggot.

Just an hero. The poop will take care of itself once you're gone.

>>692221982

Poop out window
or
Poop in some suitable container, cover container until bitches leave
or
Pretend they are boys. Go out of room to bathroom and poop. No big deal.

>>692221982
girls shit too dude.
fucking un cuck yourself

>>692221982
change the wifi pass
blame it on them
enjoy your 50ms and wizard powers

>>692221982
Fuck them, just go poop. If worse comes to worse, just find something in your room you won't miss and throw it out the window.

>>692221982
I'm assuming you're still in your teens by what you're describing. Once you get a little older, you'll realize that girls are contrary to popular belief regular human beings too. Most of them are just different from guys - and they know that too, so if you have to go take a shit that will be loud and smelly, THEY UNDERSTAND. Not only do they do it too, but they will almost expect it from a guy.

So just fucking go take a shit dude. Actually, when you're done, try and join the girls in the living room and chat them up. Ask them what they do in life, because do you honestly know what the fuck girls do? Once you realize how little you know about girls, you'll realize how much you can talk to them (aka ask them and they'll jabber for hours).

>>692222802
This is good advice

>Open door
>Fling Poop
>Close door

>>692223535

maybe that's how it works in merry old england

>>692223764
No, that's how it works if you're not a chav.

Take a lipstick and some makeup kits and replace the contents with your poop then join them in the makeup party and they will apply your poop to their faces.

lock the door, have a quick fap, then go take your shit. you'll still be on the post-fap high, and nothing will bother you

They all look prime for impregnating.

Do god's work, anon.

>>692223849
or a fucking worthless shit. this is just how you function in society

Easy. Take a shower but first take a shit. By the end of the shower the smell will be gone. Then walk out naked and erect. You're whale cum.

>>692221982
you the man of the house homie fuck all of those broads they're submissive to you OP you are the true Shit Lord

Go take a shower, lock the bathroom door, do your shit, take a shower and leave the window open

assert dominance/don't give a fuck

>>692224444
got quads, yay for me

Time stamp

>>692224444
checked, also good idea

>>692224654
Works every time for me

Shit in hand, smear it on the bottom of your door and the girls will avoid the area and you can throw the rest of the poop down into toilet.

Or man up and take your shit like your ancestors before you did with PRIDE, but THAT'S TOO HARD ISN'T IT FATTY?

>>692223849

Just having a laugh that you're from england m8, can tell by your phraseology.

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>>692221982
take shit
take shower
freshen up genitals
go talk smooth
shaft all the bitches, one by one, slumber party style

lock your room or something, then have a quick fap, take your shit, ask the girl that likes you to go to your room, do the succ and fucc, if she likes you it will be all good, you're welcome

>>692221982
Master bedroom and shit u lying cuck

>>692221982
You should have sexes with thems

>>692221982
ask that one applying makeup to the other if she wants to fuck me.
plz reply

Take a dump in your hand and fling it at the prettiest girl. It establishes dominance and bitches love alpha males

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>>692221982
Go to convenience store take parents car they're gone anyway
take dump, buy condoms (hopefully magnums at least get ribbed)
leave condoms in plain sight
let the drama ensue

>>692221982
an hero and you'll shit automatically

>>692222802
rolling

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>>692223535
[OP HERE]

Look man, i'm no neckbeard like i said, but i'm no chad either.
Social phobia/social anxiety disorder is the hardest thing to explain to neurotypicals, and i'm not your average socially awkward teenager. Well, i am a teenager, but i got taken out of school because of this mental illness.

Out of the school system and into the medical system. I kind of want to interact with some of them. I know a few of them are cool, even funny, but i would just be sitting there sweating my ass off, hands shaking because of the adrenaline.

>anyway here's a pic to keep the thread going. Pic is sis.

>>692224356
This guy knows
>also, if your not a fat fuck.
>forget your clean shirt in your room
>walk out shirtless for them to see

>>692221982
fuck lisa

>>692223089
That pic. My sides

>>692225389
your sis is hella cute, moar?

>>692225389

Since you're so socially awkward. Be honest with us OP, how often do you masturbate into your sister's panties ?

Find your dog and take it with you into a room no girls are in. Shit onto the middle of the floor. Make a loud exclamation when you are through -- "Cuddles, you shit on the floor! Bad dog!" All of the girls will come to see the pile of shit. Since they are all now in one place, go to the living room and use those white carpets to wipe your ass to complete your smooth getaway.

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>>692225216
kek'd out loud ty bby

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>>692225389
I'm nervous around girls I I I nnnnnever eeeven kisssed one
Guaranteed kisses
be honest
don't be a horn dog too much
no insincere compliments
Basic guarantee
from this guy>>692225219
>>692225219

>>692225389
Post address and ill wingman you as long as i get to fuck your sister

>>692223014
This. Or:
>Shit in the tank and leave an upper decker
>tell your parents you hung out in your room all night and went to bed early and have no idea what they did after you went to bed

>turn on shower
>open window
>squirt some shampoo / bubble bath into the toilet
>take your poop
>take your shower

No evidence.

Also, post more of the hot teens

>>692223077
Internet tough guy.

>>692225389
They probably all know who you are and that your akward and unless they are cunts they wont try to make you feel more akward, so they probably wont even say anything. If they do answer with yeah, no and simple sentences.

>>692221982
Take a shit, but double flush. They probably won't even notice you unless someone goes in straight after, then you'll be ridiculed for ever.
So shit, flush, wipe, flush. And hurry up bout it.

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>>692224356
>>692224444
>>692224956
[OP HERE - #2]

I also forgot to mention that door to the toilet (the only one that doesn't require a walk by my sisters room, in a hallway that i think is occupied by some of them since i can hear them so clearly) is one of those you lock with a key and not one of those upper-upper class, 1% of the 1% door locks that you can just twist.

The key was lost one day and nobody has bothered to replace it. We all use the one on the second floor, the one by my sisters. This is pathetic.

>>692226555
your house sucks

>>692225389
If anything you said was true, your sister wouldn't be allowed to have a slumber party, or your entire family is autistic. Either way, you're good.

I don't see a way out of this one. I think the best thing to do is to just kill yourself. Sorry.

>>692225389
PAP of your naked sister or her panties

>>692226555
just walk past them.

>>692226555
nice trips

what is this, a get thread?

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>>692226833

>2016
>not having hidden cameras everywhere to monitor slumber party

>>692221982
>Go get a drink and casually tell your sister infron of company your going to go take a shower
>Shit in peace under cover of shower
>wash filfth from body
>Get prettied up and walk around in towel, wifey, or no shirt.
>pound pussy

>>692226928

This OP. We all know you go through them on the daily. Admit that you jerk off into her panties.

If the shower is in the same bathroom, just start the shower, take a fast shit, then take a shower. No smell, no sound, I call it ninja shit.

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As a dude with similar problems related to yours, I can give you some pointers on how to become a "false Chad".

Rather than trying to be an alpha through words,you should be using your awkwardness to your advantage. Chicks(just as any dude would) love to see a guy do something funny. And being an awkward fuck is funny. Cause an load ruckus somewhere inside your house, but do not do something TOO retarded. This will attract attention and them girls will be flocking over.

They will say oh shit waddup. Follow this up by saying dome cringe shit like "No one say anything" and laugh it off. This will cause them to laugh a long and now you will have their attention+instant lightening of the mood.

Follow up with a question like " so what are you ladies doing here". They answer, then you say "And your leaving me out. So unfair" WITH A SMILE.They smile will get you the invitation.

Try this out OP. Even the most socially retarded beta can pull this off as long as he looks decent enough. I use this all the time and I'm socially awkward as fuck.

>also do 100 pushups(or as many as you can) helps you get the juices flowing and contributes to boosting confidence.

>>692227304
No, im not OP...

Take a shit and if someone walks im ask them to join you

>>692227272
>tell them your going to take a shower
???????????????????????????????
Your just as autistic as op, why would you tell them,
just do this without telling them,

>>692227396
You're right. You really are socially awkward

>>692227396
take notes, OP. Some of this shit works

If this is real

smoke some pot and chill out. Im stupid anxious around people if its more then one on one, doubly so if its women.

If pot doesnt work a xanax will for sure.

As someone else said go turn the shower on and shit. Bonus points for actually showering and then going an saying hi when youre fresh as fuck

>>692227396
Might just be cheesy enough to work

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[OP HERE - #3]
First off, check em. >>>692226555

>>692225517
>>692225743
Second, pic for you guys. It's off of facebook, so if that tells you something.. Eh, actually i wouldn't say she was a slut but hey, i'm a biased older borther, what can i say.


>>692226421
Third, this is so typically S.A.D. Afraid of judgment in any social situation, and always having that sneaking suspicion that everyone is talking about you behind your back. It's unlikely that they haven't brought me up, but i'm sure my sis is embarrassed to have such a failure as a brother like me. Even though we have always gotten along pretty good.

>>692228138
It works a lot for me anyway. Has a lot to do with my voice though.


>black radio host voice ftw

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>>692221982

You are the alpha of the house anon, you are the male
Make waste in your own kingdom anon

>>692225389
>Having a sister this cute
>she tells you a friend of hers likes you
>She has tons of the girls over and even invites one that likes you

SHE'S TRYING TO HOOK IT UP FOR YOU AND YOU ARE FUCKING IT UP. WHAT ARE YOU? JUST END YOUR LIFE

>>692221982
Just poop. Girls poop too.Girls know shit stinks they will even joke about when someone wrecks the bathroom. If you shit like a man instead of a little bitch. They won't say shit. If youre all self conscious about it Youll look like a tool.

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>>692227918
>>692227396
[OP HERE - #4]
Yeah, that's pretty bad.

>>692225389
0/10 nice attempt at trolling faggot. You're whole "LOOK MAN, LOOK GUYS" gave it away/

>>692225389
>neurotypicals

Yeah ok there neckbearded faggot.

>>692221982
Fuck your sister

>>692228531
OP GET US MORE NAKED PICS OF HER AND ALSO PANTIES

FAKE AND GAY

OP is a faggot trying to personal army some chick from his facebook. Why the fuck would someone post pics of their sister on here and not change the file image.

>>692228487
>what are you
A teenager that has social phobia. It's not necessarily that he doesn't pick up on signals, it's that he's to socially disabled to do anything about it.

Grab a towel and your phone then act like you're a out to shower and have a glorious shit...also actually take a shower in case of hornyuber girl going into your room for late night quickyyy

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>>692221982
>social phobia
>but bitches

What a loser

>>692221982

My roommates tell me in advance when they're going to bring people home for little parties and stuff , so I can gather supplies in my room and could be there until they go away.

>>692222663
I second this

turn their party in a Japanese scat/vomit porno where they writhe together and make out in their own shit and puke!!

anon: "what could go wrong"

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>>692228531
Well all I can say is enjoy that gap of shame tonight.

Have fun listening to all those hotbchicks giggle and talking about how big Ricardo from the soccer team dick is instead of at least taking a chance at some nice holy, refined pussy

>>692229426
Fap*

>>692225206
Really? I would have opted for the one to the far left with her finger next to her mouth.

Hot Damn!

Message your sister on fb or something and tel her u need a shit

Message your sister on fb or something and tell her u need a shit

Shit in your pillow case and set it iut your door

>>692222802
Say now, that's always a good idea.

>>692221982

Take a shit and leaave the bathroom door open while you do it.

>>692221982
Anon are those the fucking SLO high cheerleaders?
Also, you've gotta have a bag in your room. Grab a paper towel, shit in the bag, toss it out the window.

>>692225389
Does your room have a window?

Get your weeaboo ass down there, take a shit and then talk to someone you beta fuck.

>>692230077
OP I got double dubs you gotta answer me

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>>692227396
>oh shit waddup
HERE COME DAT BOI

>>692227396
"similar problems?" And you're advocating bringing attention to himself? Do you even know what social anxiety is?

>>692221982
haha you have anxiety and will never out grow it, sucks to be you faggot

>>692221982

OP, you've gotta do better than that. That is obviously not a slumber party; those chicks are preparing to go cheerleading to Chad's football game.

"FUCKING NORMIES, REEEEEEEEEEEE"

>>692221982
Girls poop too OP. Don't be a bitch.

Put on headphones and listen to music and if they try to talk to you pretend you didn't notice

text your sister saying "I'm Not Felling Good can you clear the living room for I can take a shit"

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>>692230401
How do you think you escape social anxiety faggot.

The whole point is to get OP out of his convert zone so he could get his dick wet.

>>692230625
this seems good

Can you climb out your window and walk/drive to a gas station or something? Or even just shit in the woods somewhere?

Before you attempt any sort of personal interaction with them, remember that you're bad at that shit to begin with, and in your current state you'll be even worse than normal. Underestimate yourself when planning for it.

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>>692230588
checked

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>>692221982
Wow

>>692222363
well put sir

>>692222222

go outside and try find a near-by mcdonalds or some place with a bathroom

>>692230749
>The whole point is to get OP out of his convert zone so he could get his dick wet.
No, the point is to get OP out of his room so he can take a shit.

OP: can you give us a drawing of the house; like a layout of the rooms and hallways? It'd help figuring out a solution.

Walk naked to the bathroom, do an upper decker while they watch, then calmly go to the kitchen for a drink.

if they speak to you, only reply with "Wubbita, wubbita, wubbita!"

>>692225389
Literally just fuck your sister. She's bangin

>>692221982
This is how porn movies start, OP..
Just fuck em all.

Fake...as fuck

>>692224095
Underrated post

>>692230366
summerfag

>>692221982
Run into the room they are occupying and scream:

"ANYONE GOT A MAGAZINE I NEED TO TAKE A SHIT"

Then run into the bathroom and shut the door and take said shit.

Women think men are disgusting, you'll only be living up to their expectations.

>>692231543
OP, pics with timestamp or this is all bullshit.

>>692225389
WHY ARENT YOU TAPPING THAT

>>692221982
Nah man, fuck these other guys tellin you to do stupid shit and shit. Own that shit bruh, walk out there chest puffed and exude your mothafuckin inner male. You're in a house with a bunch of chicks and you're sitting in your room smh. Walk out there balls hanging and dick swaying and own that shit.

Guard ypur things but secretly...qouldnt want them to think you dont trust strangers walking about in your house

>>692227652
So that he can invite them.

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>>692227396
did you even pass 3rd fucking grade? are you still a 3rd grader??
>so what are you ladies doing here
this shit will score you the wrong kind of attention, op.

>>692221982
You're so full of shit

>>692223596
Rollin for this...

>>692228243
she thic

>>692221982
be cold and dismissive to all but 2 or 3 of them for no reason.

watch them squabble.

>>692221982

Social phobia? Get in the room and ask them to do your hair and nails as a straight guy.

>>692232041
/thread

>>692232041
/thread

If dubs run around the house throwing your shit while jerking off

>>692233624
roll

>>692233624
roll

>>692233624
rolle

>>692233624
rolling

>>692221982

i feel your pain bro. i went to a black high school. i am standing in line at the DMV in the white part and all i see is young 17 and 18 year olds and i try not to make eye contact.

>>692225389
Protip: Don't ever fucking use the word neurotypical.

On a different note, I also have a bit of social anxiety, not nearly as severe as yours, but I do have it so I can imagine what you're experiencing. Ultimately, you're going to have to just force yourself to walk to the bathroom. I recommend staring at your phone while doing something on it. It will be one of the best ways to avoid interacting with them (by avoiding eye contact). Perhaps wear headphones as well so they don't consider speaking to you. Is them possibly knowing you went to shit something that is causing further anxiety? If so, you could turn on the shower and then hop in when you're done shitting.

>>692233624
implying OP is not a fag and would deliver

but rollin

>>692221982

>bitches be coveting my hallways

I know that this isn't supposed to be funny, but I Kekd when I read that.

>>692225389
>Social phobia/social anxiety disorder is the hardest thing to explain to neurotypicals
That sentence is Tumblr as all hell.

>>692234033
tbh this is your best shot OP

>>692221982
I just read the part about Lisa having a crush on you WTF OP get in there. Obviously if at least one of them likes you then you're at least acceptable to the entire group.

>>692234353
btw, which one is lisa, op?

Find some weed and smoke them out.

>>692234353

This. And also, Op, HIT THAT SHIT. From your picture, I'd say that most of them are a solid 7.5/10. What're you waiting for, get laid!

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>>692223089

This. House full of girls and you're being a faggot on here

>>692221982
are you a girl? OP?

>>692226555
stop being a faggot and shit in your trash can

Everyone poops man. If they give you any problem about releasing toxins from your body there is literally no reason to care what they think.

>>692234812
nice trips

>>692234933
nice dubs

>>692221982
P.eople
O.rder
O.ur
P.atties
It's 1st grade Spongeknob
Do you feel it, Mr. Krabs has contracted crabs

>>692228243

Do you make, a big deal when your sisters takes shit ?

>>692234982
tf just happened

>>692229991
Double trips.
You unlock legendary fortune.

>>692235424
That is singles you fucktarded ass hat.

>>692235424

Welcome newfriend enjoy the summer

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>>692221982
>>692225389
>>692228243
>>692228531

I want to slip my tubesteak into your sister.

>>692221982

OP hold it in like a real man. Only shit in around a woman after you are with them. That is how the game works.

>>692234033
Don't use protip either.

>>692228243

OP you are that close to see your own sister naked? And you are worried about you shiting about her friends? .Really?

Go out there

Take a dump in the bathroom

Waft your scent among them

>>692221982
>Call police for intruders
>they get arrested/called parents and are escorted out
>strut in bathroom and shit
>profit

Please archive this thread!

>>692236375
Yeah, it sounded better in my head...

OP how handsome are you? Go take a shit maybe one of them will wounder around and wonder if you are in the bathroom and come in and fuck you.

>>692236855
Dubs don't lie

>>692236855
this

Walk in where most of them are. Drop pants/underwear. Start jerking off in front of them.
This will help you to overcome your social anxiety. Fun for all.

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>>692236855
yea you might have to SWAT your own house OP.

>>692221982
Walk out, speak to nobody, go get your drink first, then walk back upstairs, and take your shit, if anybody tries to stop you, either ignore them or knock their ass out, depends on how buff you are. If you don't want to talk, just look straight ahead, don't make eye contact, just put on a slight frown, like your pissed st everything, and walk like your meaningful, don't be a pussy and wait for them to get through, push them out of your way.

>>692221982
Walk out with your cock out.

Either they'll scream and disperse, or you'll get action from underage teenage girls.

Win Win.

>>692237172
This

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worst case scenario you take a shit, no prob.

best case scenario epic orgy

turn the bathroom fan on so they don't here the shit impact on water

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Give me your address so i can come and take care of some bitches.

>>692230680
My sister would laugh and have her friends throw things at me whike im on the toilet.

This is a guaranteed ice breaker. Go ask your Sister, and her friends, to dress you up, in your sisters clothes.

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>>692221982
Poop in front of them to show dominance.

>>692221982
Just go and take a shit you stupid fuck.
Better yet be loud as fuck while taking that shit. Women are attracted to such behaviour. If you are a lil beta bitch that's too scurred to take a shit then you are bad gene material. Wanker.

Do you have one of those TVs you can share a broadcast or wirelessly play video on it? If so, "accidentally" stream hardcore porn on it

>>692221982
Question: Do you have a girlfriend?

Come back when they sleeping and post pics

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>>692236178

>>692238214
cum on them first

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>>692221982
>>692236630
>Go out there
>Take a dump in the middle of the livingroom
>Waft your scent among them
>Become a god.

>>692221982
Op this is literally my fucking dream I love fucking white girls. If I was there I guaranteed fuck 2 of them in pic

>>692221982
Please op just fucking please for me fuck one of them.This is literally dreamland for me

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>>692221982
1.Make the feminists pay by inviting all your friends over and run to them with no cloths on and while you're running with your dicks failing about wildly; yell and howl outside their door while they discuss the patriarchy while sipping on their shit drinks.

2. When they respond towards you in anyway bust the door down with your dicks (if it's not open already) and smack them all with your sagging ballsacks like morning-stars, shitting everywhere and shoving it down their throats and up their pussies.

3. In the midst of the chaos, start spraying your jizz to mark your territory and afterwards go downstairs and have some pizza.

OP walk into your sister's room and drop pants to take a shit

>>692239644
dubs commands it

EVERYONE, PAY ATTENTION. OP is likely shitting right now as we speak. Hence why he can't respond.

Does the Pope shit in the woods?

>>692221982
you very rarely *have* to poop. just take some drugz.
as the world champion of not pooping i can offer guidance. (i've exceeded the medical literature record by going more than 67 days).
first is a few weeks is fine, just don't take it to my level since i'm at huge risk of death from perforated insides.

>>692226555
You don't use the bathroom just because it won't lock? Why can't you're family just learn to knock?

Poop in a sock and throw it at them to establish that this is your territory you beta virgin faggot.

>>692221982
>>692228243
Sister looks average. How about you? Post your dick OP you sexy slut

Stick your cock in your sisters mouth

>>692240445
kek do it OP

man i was gonna make a joke and say fuck them but on the real just go to the bathroom and then go find the one who liked you or another cool one and just sit and talk and chill itll be okay

>>692240622
Dubs demands it!

>>692225389
How can this be real?

Your "sister" at least is clearly from Norway. I recognize the logo from "Peppes Pizza" in that photo.

So best case, you've been in your room all night and then at 4 AM you wanna take a shit, walking past a slumber party that's been going on for long ass time? You already blew it idiot

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>>692225389

I would mount your sister and ride her to mordor

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>>692227396
>Follow up with a question like " so what are you ladies doing here"

lel gtfo

>>692228665
satanic almost trips speaks the semi-truth