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>>692211831
All anons are Chet
>>692212569
this is a terrorifying thought
>>692212863
Anyone can be Chet
>>692213083
A-are YOU chet?
Don't be terrorified.
i'm shaking my in boots
>>692213136
What if I told you, we all have a piece of Chet within us
>>692213395
i think i need an operation to get that removed
>>692213528
It's not biological. It's in your vert soul
>>692213389
No booty shaking. It is highly inappropriate.
>>692213789
i want to die
>>692213987
i'll just shake my booty elsewhere for someone who appreciates it.
>All anons are Chet
I have the best one, though.
>>692214152
Go on, git'.
>>692214330
I am the only one really so that's not saying much.
>>692214152
You must reconcile. There is no escape
>>692214536
Take the compliment, faggot.
>>692214152
I know I would appreciate it, but can't promise I can handle it~
>>692214953
i dont even know you
>>692215038
Iii'll still fantasize about it though
>>692214812
I'll take you, faggot.
>>692215038
Maybe someone else is pretending to be an anon too.
>>692215259
Creep.
>>692215362
would be nice if they went by their NAME.
Like an ADULT
nyaa~
>>692213789
Dat bird doe
>>692215481
I was on my PC doing PC stuff. I don't have namesync on it.
>>692215574
meow
>>692215362
I don't think so. You always spurn my compliments.
>>692215677
no excuses
>>692215481
Lol no need to be so high-strung mate, your boots are amazing
>>692215865
Oh I do think so. I will lure you with my cooking and high speed internet.
But the compliments are just lies to make me feel better.
>>692215867
It's perfectly valid since I had important stuff to do while shitposting.
>>692216132
thanksies
>>692216576
impossibel
>>692216576
This depends on what you'll be cooking.
>>692216756
How?
>>692216979
I thought you liked all my cooking.
my feet hurt
>>692217656
Yes but, what will you be cooking as an especially effective lure?
>>692217757
Did you stomp around in a tantrum?
>>692217863
You know the answer.
>>692218095
No I don't. That's why I'm asking.
>>692218095
no i had to stand all day behind my desk at work
Why the heck would you not be given a chair.
>>692218273
Deep down you do.
>>692218480
My desk comes with a chair. You jelly?
idunno
something about hospitality
>>692218881
yes
can you at least lean on something
my desk/podium
n' tiddies
They will say it looks unprofessional and unwelcoming if they are sat down while if they are standing it looks like they are attentive.
>>692219030
I get drawers too. I am going to start putting chocolate in them. Are you more jelly?
>>692219701
>>692219649
Give me
That ass
>>692219822
you can't handle that ass
are you like a maitre d' or something
>>692219793
>>692219812
I have made a mistake.
>>692219851
I can only see Thomas the Tank Engine.
basically yeah
everything reservations including checkins and checkouts and taking phonecalls
>>692220246
wtat
>>692219851
You are a disgrace and you offend me.
>>692219929
Wow, fine then.
>>692220246
>mistake
Also hi Tay. I've missed you.
that makes sense
it's sorta fun
I dunno about that
CANT WAIT TILL TRUMP DEPORTS YOU STUPID SPICS AND NIGGERS
>>692215867
i hate whoever characyer this is, not even cute at all. Ugly fuck ass faggot
it's fun when people know what they're getting themselves into and are excited for it
it's an entertainment resort so there's constant musics and live acts on stage by the pool, but a LOT of people will book a room right by it not knowing what kinda gig we are
that gets reallllllly dull
>>692220375
The thumbnail looks like Thomas the Tank Engine.
>>692220455
Snek tidders are not for me.
>I've missed you.
O-oh...
>>692220972
this
>>692221009
do they just complain about how loud it is
>>692220972
oh hey fatty fucker. Been a while
>>692221143
I'm sorry I left the skype group. I just needed a break from this place for a few months.
>>692221224
Hey fat fuck keemstar lookin ass
>>692221143
it's a screenshot of your ass.
>>692221189
pretty much
"i didn't pay $220.01 a night to listen to this noise all night!"
"i have a baby in the room and he cant sleep!"
"it says nowhere on your website you're an entertainment resort"
meanwhile it's literally in the title of the place..
>>692220972
I agree
>>692221560
seems like you should advertise it a little more
although that probably won't change anything
>>692221224
boi got roasted so fuckin hard
>>692221357
>>692221754
nobody was talking to you cunt
>>692221318
I actually forot that group was still here. It doesn't show up in my recent anymore.
how is life
>>692221560
How did you get it!?
>>692221999
lol
life's alright, same as usual. Gonna go visit friends for 4th of July this weekend though, so that'll be nice I guess. What about you?
You must never break the chain
>>692222248
He's becoming more flamboyant and frankly someone needs to have a word with him about it.
I love that song
>>692221821
trust me, we advertise the fuck out of that
the reviews that are on rotation on the website are mostly about the entertainment and how good of a party scene we have
it literallys says "FLORIDAS #1 ENTERTAINMENT RESORT" in all capital letters at the home page in large font
i'd show you but doxing
>>692221999
nice trips
i have my sources
Lel when niggers hang
>>692221846
Shut up you candy ass'd poser. You're probably a mexikunt too.
>>692222688
guess they're just idiots
>>692222710
>>692222710
>>692222710
this
>>692222639
The whole album is really good tbh
>>692222710
>gambling
>>692222895
I Actually won that flip and then went on to go all in with 600 and lose it all cause an admin told me he could rig it for me
BREAK THESE CHAINS OF LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE, DON'T YOU KNOW
>>692222248
the course I'm studying is progressing nicely and I'm keeping my assignment results high so I'm very happy about that.
also my indentured manservant is improving his tea-making by the day. life is good.
>>692222688
ty, ty. Ketchup or barbecue?
>>692223002
depends.
>>692222592
You should fuck him in the mouth right proper, that'll fix things.
>>692223002
>manservant
Don't talk about yourself that way, it'd degrading my dude.
sobored
Seven Wonders is on now
>>692222969
GJ M0e, feed your gambles.
But seriously, gambling is a waste of your time.
sobered
>>692223235
lel Moe is a genius tho and gambling is way more fun than playing the actual game
>>692223155
nice gif pham
>>692223155
No no no no. I wear the trousers here.
>>692223072
Reveal your secrets.
>>692223520
i need more information
what is the main dish? what is the side? how is the dish prepared?
>>692223520
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>692223440
M0e is a bit crazy and knows the game incredibly well. And yet after all his scandals he keeps getting away with it lol.
Is he coaching EchoFox now?
And gamble on yourself to win a match.
>>692223155
>
>>692223373
Dammit I was going to make that joke.
>>692223520
> "No no no no. I wear the trousers here."
Daisy Dukes don't count.
Tay wears the pants
>>692223799
no he doesn't know shit he's an idiot when it comes to the game if you ask me. and no. you mean csgolounge? usually the when the teams that are consistent theres not much prize unless you blow atleast a 100 in betting on them
>tfw listening to keemstar's 50 minute video and enjoying the drama
tay doesnt wear pants
>>692223645
Beans on toast with butter.
>>692223796
See >>692224107
>>692223801
When was the last time you wore trousers during a time we were together.
>>692224283
a lot of people like ketchup on their beans
but i wouldnt put anything on it.
>>692224283
HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>692223373
24/7
>>692224590
if only
Tay for sure wears the pants
>>692224178
NA CSGO, is incredibly fun to listen about drama tbf.
I enjoy listening to stewie, shroud, and M0e in a game.
It's just constant shit talking like 1.6 majors.
And you should totally bet over a 100, you'll kick your gambling habit faster.
>>692224283
When I get up to leave.
I don't think you understand what the phrase "wears the trousers" means.
*Whispers* You are all little bitches and should go suck a dick. My dick.
>>692224691
I love watching dazed stream for me stewie has a pretty boring personality but I always root for him and c9 I might have gone to cologne if c9 were actually going lmao. I rarely watch streamers tho unless it's tyler1. I have nothing to gamble really except for gifts from friends and for now I can control not to bet those. coinflips seem so rigged against me sometimes
>>692224505
>>692224694
>makes me tea on command
>makes me food on command
Meeeeeeee.
>>692225190
> on command
It's called being kind and generous.
TBHF, Tay only wears Dukes, which really aren't pants
>>692225015
How do coin flips work?
I am sure it's programmed for whomever invests more into the pool, looses.
I really don't watch streams either tbh, I'll watch videos of gameplay, aND watch matches on streams, but that's bout it
And I have nothing to gamble with but crates, if that is you can.
>>692225190
Sorta like how a master feeds his pets
Maybe next time Chet should give you your food in a dog bowl
WHO ARE YOU
>>692224995
CEASE
STOP
Chet. We've been through this tonight already.
>>692225442
I honestly don't know but I've had a guy "predict" them for me if you can it that I went 8/10 and then he dissapeared so theres probably some sort of algorithim.
I'm the invisible man
https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&url=http://m.youtube.com/watch%3Fv%3DtWdOoT831vI&ved=0ahUKEwiomYqw2s7NAhVG6oMKHUKgAAgQtwIISTAJ&usg=AFQjCNGmq2OYLgGooUEiiUZXrF7d2y07oQ&sig2=Se2uVdAHe7elEaZogGiCPA
YOU'RE ON TWO COMPUTER RIGHT NOW??
>>692225681
n
nah dont stop
>>692225909
I'll fuck you raw, don't make me
>>692225881
ftfy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tWdOoT831vI
No I'm shit posting from my phone
>>692226071
I ain't even going to see if it's the correct link, but TY
>>692225748
It's what I'm saying brah, did you always out bet the other person?
>>692225881
eat shit
I'm not on two.
>>692226169
You mad bro!?
Who do I have to fuck for life to allow me to go to sleep already?
>>692226157
the coinflips on csgo lotto don't allow you to outbet other people on coinflips you have to match their bet or they match yours if you create one within a certain range if you're a dollar or a couple cents over theirs you get maybe a 1% 2% at most over the other person but that doesn't really matter so it varied whether i bet over or under them it doesn't really matter you either bet t or ct and he told me which side to bet on
>>692226294
cancer
i'm so bamboozled
>>692226048
you wouldnt dare
Seriously though who are you.
>>692225354
Quiet, Igor.
>>692225460
How brutish.
batman v superman ultimate edition was actually brilliant
>>692226518
I would.
This is Kaldis, hello all
>>692226434
That sounds like a chaotic guess, did you get the first bet wrong?
Same person btw
Rape orgy, yes.
>>692215848
Mayafluff?
Can Casa Del Demos have a brothel built into the basement?
>>692226745
nope
most of the money I have ever lost on steam is from scammers and me being an idiot a couple years ago first time I got scammed I was like 10 and some australian cunt took 5 tf2 buds from me which was worth like 30 something keys back then lel
Is this the g/fur? This looks like gfur
Casa del Demos already looks like a brothel because of those garish pink lights.
>>692226547
Please, call me Mr Chetkowski.
>>692227010
btw I've only ever been scammed by australians so I never trade with australians and I meant the buds were worth 30 keys EACH
>>692227010
Fuck, I knew you were stupid, but I didnt think you were a moron.
casa del demos is a premier 5 star resort
>>692226169
Are you going to voter for trump
>>692227010
By the looks of it, as long as you increase the amount wage, you'll steadily have a 1 percent dominance over the person
>>692227266
Nefel is the only trust worthy Aussie
>>692227407
Nigga I'm mobile. This is new ground for me. Not even a namesync installed. Halp
>>692227408
Nigger you don't even know how I got scammed and i was not as experienced back then fuck you
>>692227517
I won't be able to vote
and yeah it can have a crazy basement
>>692227667
honestly the 1% doesn't even matter if you ask me it's just there and even if the website did take into account the 1% it's still pretty much a 50/50 but I think the bets are already preditermined depending on which side you bet on at what time based on what that one guy told me
>>692227676
The only way you could be scammed if you are actually a moron. Good job listening to your jew instincts thinking you were going to get shit from people.
Seems pretty well deserved what you got.
>>692227673
i can help you
>he doesnt have a single chen on his phone
>>692228030
Oh sorry for trusting someone for once, I was like 10 nigger I have never done anything like that after
>>692228359
Get out of here, child.
>>692228051
OKi!!! Thanks matey.
>>692228215
BISH YOU WUT M8 ILL GNAW YUR EAR OFF. I'm a keyboard ninja not a fucking mobile mongrel. Fuck you. I want to be home with my computer.
>>692228551
don't call me child, woman
>>692228642
shoyr
>>692228642
pls do not threaten me i am sensetive
>>692228754
Someone one day is going to slap you like the bitch that you are because clearly the pansy of a father that you have has yet to. Now go away, child.
>>692229272
lel nigger I've had multiple sets of parents idgaf
are you just butthurt cause I told you to fuck off earlier? or on your period? usually you're not like this, woman
>>692229251
I'll hit you right in the mouth bish!!
...with my mouth...
...softly....
i am brushing nibi on his tail
hi bryzie
>>692229582
>multiple parents
Sounds like your mother rides a cock carousel.
>>692228215
>>he doesnt have a single chen on his phone
this is true
what shall i do
>>692228642
stop posting as me please
>>692229624
o-oh
these are unwanted mouth punches
>>692229771
acquire some
>>69222976557 nigger looks like you can't read I said sets I don't even know who my biological ones were.
>>692229771
Who are you? I'm me, and thus cannot be you. Name thyself, imposter!
>>692230070
already did fuccboi
>>692229966
I have some, to lazy to send ALL of it to my phone
Demos is a sneaky snake.
>>692229733
what kind of dumb nigger puts cranberries in a salad stop posting ugly people and maybe id aknowledge you retard
>>692230260
Bish u didn't just. U wanna go m8? I'll cuddles you I swer on me mum
>>692229966
Sensual mouth rape~
>>692230648
splatoon is ass cancer try again
Tay wears the pants
Anyway, Bryz quit gambling.
the only fruit that belongs in a salad is a tomato.
well thats too bad
>>692230764
exactly sometimes tangerines are good but fruit fucking ruins the taste sometimes for me I hate it literally shit tier if you put raisins or cranberries or any of that shit in your salad now i have to make sure I don't eat these fuckin cranberries
>>692231022
WHITECATTTTTTT. AYYYYYY
well that's a boring filename...
>>692230452
Are you saying you were adopted several times because the new parents didnt want you? You must be sporting a few extra chromosomes.
>>692231308
don't start spic
>>692231410
lel retard the first set I had were pedophiles and another one the siblings were just straight up cunts to me
>>692231022
>>692231308
YOOOOO
>>692231616
Just saiyan.
>>692231630
Oh hello.
Which one of you have a shit ton of images of that white cat sitting at a table?
>>692231022
this is true
>>692231744
Am mobile! Its horrid. What up my MAGA nigga?
badj and sf
katia stop taking the pass
pretty sure subby does
Not me.
>>692231892
I'm MAGA only in name. It's Julian you're after.
>>692231864
Its probably the guy called WHITE CAT.
I can tell you weren't burdened with an overabundance of education.
freklz
>>692231864
just shutup or he'll start spamming again
>>692231992
You're SF, no?
Wonder who else is around...
>>692232171
No, Badj here.
Who am I talking to?
yes hello
freklz
>>692232170
his folder of white cats contains many corridors that run wide and deep
I for one welcome our whitecat overlord.
>>692231616
Sounds like you were diddled.
I guess its not difficult for pedos to sodomize the orphans with who come into the world a little mentally "gifted".
>>692232264
The doctor, unfortunately
