ITT rate how much cancer you are.
Demographics:
>You come to /b/ for the porn +1
>You're under 18 but say you're older to prevent an underage b& +1
>You occasionally browse /r/eddit.com +1
>You're interested in CSGO +1
>You're interested in Overwatch +1
>You sometimes watch leafyishere +1
>You have bisexual tendencies but you swear you're straight. (Traps)+1
>You fap 2-3 times a day usually +1
>People have called you autistic before (Internet or IRL) or you're into fur +1
Eldership Rites:
>You started regularly browsing /b/ in 2014 +1
>You started regularly browsing /b/ in 2015 +2
>You started regularly browsing /b/ in 2016 +3
Thread participation:
>YLYL (Lurk) +1 (Post) +2 (OP) +3
>REKT (Lurk) +1 (Post) +2 (OP +3
>Waifu Claiming Thread (Lurk) +1 (Post) +2 (OP) +3
>FB FAP THREAD (Lurk) +1 (Post) +2 (OP) +3
>Fluffy Absue (Lurk) +1 (Post) +2 (OP) +3
>s/fur, g/fur, h/fur, etc (Lurk) +1 (Post) +2 (OP) +3
>Trap thread (Lurk) +1 (Post) +2 (OP) +3
>C0CK R8 and Cock Tribute [If both, only count one.] (Lurk) +1 (Post) +2 (OP) +3
>Drawfag thread (Lurk) +1 (Post) +2 (OP) +3
>non-English threads (Lurk) +einz (Post) +2 (OP) +3
Unusual Discreditations:
>You're 18+, but live with your family and are not a student +1
>You really have been diagnosed with Autism +1
>You praise kek and truly believe in meme magic +1
>You believe that the white race is genetically superior +1
>You refer to people as normies +1
>You believe 4chan was always cancer and has never changed +1
>You don't know or care who "moot" is +1
>You sometimes watch cuckold or BLACKED porn (whilst not being black yourself) +1
>You have begged before on the Internet for a game +1
>You heard about /b/ from a friend (Rules 1 & 2) +1
>You've fingered your asshole before +1
TALLY UP YOUR TOTAL SCORE AMONG CATEGORIES
>0 - oldfag
>1~2 - newfag
>3~10 - Cancer
>11~20 - Cancer+
>20~30 - Cancer+ (Strong)
>31~50 - Cancer++
>50+ - Fuck you
IF YOUR CANCER RATING IS 3 OR HIGHER YOU ARE TRAPPED ITT AND MUST GET DUBS TO ESCAPE
nigger
>>692153368
What's a moot?
>>692153368
posting in this thread automatically makes you cancer
>>692153368
13. Fuck.
8,wew lad
18
cancer+? fuck
>>692153822
phew!
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>>692153922
wow look at me go
>>692153368
6. I'm okay with this.
>>692153368
0
Not even kidding
31, Cancer++
>>692154169
DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN ARE YOU SERIOUS?
Which ones applied to you?
5 here.
Been here a long time.
Only 8, still cancer but meh..
>>692154137
You are cancer.
>>692153368
This thread is even more cancer than it was yesterday, OP.
>>692153368
0
>>692153368
8 points, not bad
>>692154528
you forgot autism
>>692153368
>You fap 2-3 times a day usually +1
>YLYL (Lurk) +1
>REKT (Lurk) +1
>non-English threads (Lurk) +einz (Post) +2
>You believe that the white race is genetically superior +1
>You refer to people as normies +1
>You heard about /b/ from a friend (Rules 1 & 2) +1
8
kek been here 9 years for nothing
>IF YOUR CANCER RATING IS 3 OR HIGHER YOU ARE TRAPPED ITT AND MUST GET DUBS TO ESCAPE
You're cancer.
3 points
>>692153368
10
gotta roll
>>692153368
8 cancer
Sheit I'm cancer+
2
10 cancer
>>692155315
Pls lemme out teletubbies is on
3, maybe 4.
I overheard 2 people talking about 4chan on a train and looked it up when I got home. So not technically friends.
>be oldfag
>lurk a random thread
>be newfag
>>692155466
Yay bye faggots, I'm out on first try
#Tubbiepower
>>692153368
20. Cancer it is.
>>692155566
Holy fuck I'm your master you faggots
>>692155172
Same
>>692153368
10 Cancer
0 haha I guess I'm an old fag XD
Your thread is shit and cancer. You are cancer too.
>>692153368
>sometimes watch leafy
>fap twice a day
I guess I'm a newfag
>>692153368
7
I'll add +50 to my score for being a brony.
5. I can live with this.
19. Okay, np. Cancer giveaway over here!
>>692155566
Witnessed
7, could do with some work but not too bad
>You come to /b/ for the porn +1
Well, seems like I'm a newfag despite having first been on /b/ quite a while before the 100M get, so 2006-2007 I guess? Not that I'd care anyway.
Demographics:
>You come to /b/ for the porn +1
>You're interested in CSGO +1
Eldership Rites:
Thread participation:
>Trap thread (Post) +2
>non-English threads (Lurk) +1
Unusual Discreditations:
>You believe 4chan was always cancer and has never changed +1
>You sometimes watch cuckold or BLACKED porn (whilst not being black yourself) +1
>You've fingered your asshole before +1
TALLY UP YOUR TOTAL SCORE AMONG CATEGORIES
>3~10 - Cancer
Fuck yeah.
>>692153368
>>You believe that the white race is genetically superior +1
Fuck off
7. Pretty sure nobody has 0, especially with hearing about /b/ from a friend being +1. Rules 1&2 only apply during raids.
>>692153368
>YLYL (Lurk) +1
>REKT (Lurk) +1
>You heard about /b/ from a friend (Rules 1 & 2) +1
already cancer or what? OP knows shit about evaluation
>coming to /b/ without having autism
HAHA you're not fooling anyone.
>>692153368
The only way to get 0 points is by not browsing /b/
Fuck I'm at eight
>>692153368
Been here since 2010 and scored a 3.
Please cure me of this cancer
>Dubs get
>>You believe 4chan was always cancer and has never changed +1
4chan was always cancer and is always changing.
>>692153368
>0 = oldfag
>also implies never being called autistic
Seems accurate
Also 9 points here, just as cancerous as this board
>>692153368
>You fap 2-3 times a day usually (I assume 5/day including sex counts)
>You have bisexual tendencies but you swear you're straight. (Traps) (mostly because I have no romantic interest in men or traps, so its easier to just say I'm straight to avoid confusion)
>YLYL (2)
>REKT (2)
>You believe that the white race is genetically superior (we have more visual diversity and better eye color. Fuck off OP we are better)
Total: 6.
Your system is crap though. REKT thread have been around since day 1. Much like the Something awful forums, /b/ was also a place to loose your "internet virginity". Which means to see and look at things you have never been exposed to before because it is banned on all other media. The gritty reality of the world. YLYL threads have been around for over a decade. They were there before that, just with another name. People enjoy laughter. Its not cancer in and of itself. The cancer issue is when it attracted shitty "memers". In fact I'd argue that you are far more cancerous because of the stereotype you are promoting. The worst thing about /b/ today is the lack of OC. Most memes originated (most organically) from /b/. Be used to be creative. Now almost everyone is scared to be like to redditors or autists. Because of this even template threads get bombarded. I'd go as far as to say even furries are less cancer than those who stifle /b/'s old creativity.
2
>>692157824
Rekt threads haven't been around since day 1
2 points. You are all faggots
>>692153368
>3~10 - Cancer
2
2008fag reporting in
+2 for lurking YLYL and rekt threads
+2 for posting in trap threads
+1 for referring to people as normies
+1 4chan always was cancer.
+1 fingered my butt
Total: 7.
>note filename
>>692158018
Not by the same name, but they were. Granted CP was more common then they were back when this site was 90% weeaboos.
7 points. Btw how does "People have called you autistic before (Internet or IRL)" make you cancerous?
>You fap 2-3 times a day usually +1
1, not bad.
12. Eh, I'd consider that roughly average for this shithole.
>>692154012
ayo welcome in the 6 club fam
>Implying playing CS GO is enough to prevent someone from being an oldfag
>>692153368
Got a 5
Anyone claiming to be a zero is lying.
>TALLY UP YOUR TOTAL SCORE AMONG CATEGORIES
> >0 - oldfag
> >1~2 - newfag
> >3~10 - Cancer
> >11~20 - Cancer+
> >20~30 - Cancer+ (Strong)
> >31~50 - Cancer++
> >50+ - Fuck you
WTF???
>>692158671
Anyone who got 0 is obviously cancer.
8, cancer
Rollin to escape.
6
I am not cancer and the white race is supiriour
>You come to /b/ for the porn
Honestly, if /b/ had a rule that stated:
>You can post adult content BUT not start any thread with means of posting adult content (porn, etc.)
There would be much less newfags. Something like +50% of the people who come on this board don't get accustomed at all, they're underage, they fap, watch some other thread as their cultural tour over the site, shitpost a bit and leave.
If porn = on porn boards, all newfags would be contained, there'd be OC, new memes, actually funny YLYL threads, better baits, better events, Finland would become Winland again, etc.
sage.. in all fields it goes!
>>692153368
Conveniently absent from your list of criteria for cancer is dubs threads. Ironic, wouldn't you say? Faggot.
>>692153368
so 2013 is oldfag?
cancer shit thread is cancerous aids
>>692153368
4
>cancer
aw
Break me free of these chains.
>>692153368
52
amidoinitrite?
>>692158567
That's because CS GO is for faggots
You can play any other counter strike game if you want
But that game makes you a newfag.
10, cancer, also my horoscope so fuck you
Honestly, 0
I agree, this board is full of summerfags
Goddamn Degenerates
15 over n out
12 fuck u, i bet OP has max points.
What's wrong with the Waifu Claiming Threads?
>>692153368
55... am I doing badly?
>>692153634
9 XD
16
5
>>692153368
6
just cancer.
>>692154137
>>692154528
Autists
>+1
4. I'm very OK with this
>>692153368
fak u
>>692153368
replying to this thread +20
5 -cancer. ok
>>692153368
Moot is a faggot and twice a sellout.
>>692153368
I like rekt threads. So fucking sue me.
>>692153368
6 kek
>>692153368
1. I sometimes lurk the ylyl when bored
8
So... RENT and white supremacy are cancer but not loli?
This thread in itself is cancer.
5. Though I don't see how any of the things I got points from make me cancer at all.
Cancer
+6
>>692153368
woah, got 3 points so I guess I am cancer.
fucking ass fingering
list is accurate tho but No escape from cancer
>>692162930
Time to leave
>>692153368
3
fucking overwatch, Rekt threads and living with my family
Sooo what now?
>>692163045
I want to leave
I'm classed as a newfag because I know whites are superior.... ok OP, you humongous cock craving faggot
>>692163062
JAIL BREAK GO
GDI i want out
>>692153368
3
im a lil cancer
the game
8
fuck u op
>>692160674
fuck off chara
rolling to leave
8, cancer it is eh
7 cancer
8
cancer
>>692153368
shiet i remember this thread last night
>People have called you autistic before +1
>You're 18+, but live with your family and are not a student +1
>>692153368
1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1 = 6
6 Cancer fuck
>>692153368
like, 1.5ish?
New Fag it is.
15. ohshitnigger.png
>>692153368
Four
>>692163865
reroll
2
9 ffs get me the fuck outta here
>>692164195
pee pole
>>692164230
tree troll
>>692164404
creole
>>692153368
1+1+1 and I refuse to believe fingering your own asshole is cancer, fuck you OP. I hope you spill your chocolate milk.
I got 1 point, fuck.
You forgot to add roll threads to the list
Oh wait
11, less than expected
>>692153368
11? Fuck me.
>>692153368
This post is the biggest, most autistic cluster of cringy cancer I've seen all summer.
10
>>692164568
leaf hole
>>692154941
Yeah, that's pretty spirochete.
Let me get the fuck out
>>692153368
No.
06 here, the great habbo raid!!
>>692164634
nice filename newfaggot
I got 1 point. I guess I am a newfag because I praise kek and believe in meme magic
10, but your rating system is retarded
>>692165868
I found out about 4chan through habbo and Runescape.
Ffs 2005 was 11 years ago nigga
>>692167559
>>692153368
lol 1 point
>all these people who started posting in 2014-2016
been here for only like four fucking years. found it through that huge MLP flux.
>>692153368
0
kek