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>>692129809
>>692129809
>>692129809
Christ you guys make me want to get fucked ~SO~ damn badly... D':
cute continuation
>>692129897
It's a good movie, Weekend.
>>692129897
same here bb
>>692130039
yeah bb~
>>692130111
*peek*
>>692130024
>>692130024
>>692130024
It's like you understand my soul...
fuck snakes
nothing scarier than an eastern brown in your yard
>>692130166
omg so cuute!
i wanna pet it!
>>692130192
or your penis
>>692129809
my
fucking
favourite
movie
Nothing scary about snakes. Or spiders for that matter. Also weren't you going to bed?
>>692130308
pet the snek
>>692130213
just don't bother them and they won't bother you
they're cute and harmless in pictures at least
>>692130308
>>692130308
>>692130308
I find this deeply agreeable.
no demos, bad demos
>>692130365
It's a good movie. Free Fall was also good.
>>692130367
such a cute bb snek!
>>692130401
hello, demos!
>>692130411
*wink wink*
>>692130394
Australia has fucking scary snakes
Had several eastern browns in our yard in the past years
>>692130367
We've had both. Huge hunstmen and other types
>>692130401
ur gey
>>692130477
look at the beautiful colouring on this one.
>>692130509
go to bed
>>692129809
>>692130365
Going to have to watch it now...
>>692130477
You tease...
>>692130509
just do your best to avoid them and i'm sure they'll leave you alone
>>692130569
oooh that is pretty!
>>692130586
Please do.
>>692130569
whatre you on about
I never said I was going to bed, the only thing I've said is overwatch related
its 11pm
>>692130592
all well and good if you dont go outside and accidentally step on one
or have one coiled up in your shed
>>692130685
exactly, you should stop playing overwatch and go to bed
>>692130586
i can be one, yes~
>>692130685
just be careful where you step
>>692130751
Im not, im playing runescape
>>692130759
I dont think this snake situation works like you think it does
>>692130659
>>692129809
>>692130365
For anyone else who may be interested in watching...
https://kat.cr/weekend-2011-720p-brrip-x264-yify-t6671603.html
>>692130834
oh, well that is acceptable
>>692130834
just avoiding them sounds like a good solution to me
>>692130924
One night we had a 2m long tree snake on our deck
Some times you cant avoid shit
>>692130865
thanks, anon
i feel like watching a movie during my days off anyways
>>692130865
>>692130865
>>692130865
Wait fuck, just kidding, Netflix actually has it... ...for a change.
>>692130988
just go inside until it slithers away
it's not like it's harming anyone
>>692131179
>>692131179
>>692131023
>>692131023
>>692131035
>>692131035
FUCK I have -REALLY- got to find me a bara...
>>692131386
same here bb
>tfw sick as fug, tryna look at some hot dogs
>Nose stuffed with gunk, lips chapped to heck
>See snek and smile for the first time in 2 days
>Both lips split in like 5 locations
Life is suffering
>>692131386
>>692131386
>>692131473
>>692131473
I wonder if there's like... A place baras and admirers can meet up... Without being a sleezy leather bar or grindr because fuck that.
>>692131523
i wish
i'd rather not try stuff like grindr
guys on there usually just want a quick fuck and aren't looking for lasting relationships
>>692131523
>>692131523
That and because I think putting "Big guy to hump and love on sought. Apply within." on all my shit might attract the wrong kind of attention.
>>692131712
>>692131712
See that's exactly my point... Screw that nonsense.
I'll take my happy (STD Free) ass elsewhere. Lawd.
>>692131836
agreed
those places are just gross
>>692131477
happy to be of service
>>692131903
>>692131903
>>692131903
And now your new name is Captain Understatement. lmao
>>692132001
fine with me bb
>>692131938
Have a kidden
>>692132132
hnnnng!
>>692132132
we don't have any kittens anymore, but we've got two cats, here
>>692132281
Cute fluffers
Here's momcat
>>692132559
so cyoot
here's grandma floofer
>>692132929
Would bury face in belly/10
Scratches and sneezes be damned, ima do it
>>692130394
No. That's not how the world works, fucking idiot.
>>692133173
Tell that to the Covenant
Sometimes I regret not exercising or brushing my teeth, but them I remember im never getting laid so fuck it.
>>692133135
she doesn't scratch me when I do it, though that's because I've known her for all her thirteen years of life.
>>692133251
There are other reasons to do those things, yanno
Like
Health and teeth when you're old and crusty
>>692133251
that's the spirit!
good morning, Nibi
>>692131712
Yo what's your mental disability? I-I post pictures of this cartoon dog i-its me!
Please die. Please.
>>692133370
Why get old?
>>692133299
Shave her and send her fur to me
I'll make a pillow from it
>>692133612
what's going on bb?
niber
>>692133698
if her fur gets that bad again, we will.
Bumpo
>>692133779
cuuuuute!
>>692133471
You don't have to, no one's going to make you, but I imagine it's satisfying to pretend you're senile and tell kids to fuck off, or shit in their backpacks
>>692133765
Drinking coffee, I feel fucking terrible.
>>692134041
aww
what's wrong?
>>692133891
No I rather die in the next few years
>>692134396
Go out in style, while you're young and able
>>692134208
Body cramps, working all the time.
>>692134893
i sorta know how that feels
i've been doing nothing but work for the past 2 weeks and my body is getting sick of it too
hope you start feeling better
