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g/ for worthless people.
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>>691920735
Hey thats pretty good
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>>691920735
>Ayy Lmao
>duud weed
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>>691920990
The iDubbz joke aside, the animation is fucking spectacular for something that's dedicated to such an autistic fanbase

>>691921109
yeah dude
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>>691921268
Yeah
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>>691929636
how are you luc?
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>>691930164
Fine.

Might update my Wii and mod it.
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>>691930451
The same mod you put on that woman's wii?
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>>691931160
Yeah, I need to update it.
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>>691931465
How was your day?
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>>691931049
what a pointless way to hold a lollipop.
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>>691931613
Was alright

Packing for my trip
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IT IS DONE
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>>691932589
Wewlad
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>>691932671
I have spent all night constructing this goddamn thing. I have no manual dexterity and even less common sense; god blessed me with a mind profoundly optimized for the impractical. But it is done.
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>>691932816
Constructing the gun that is?
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>>691933001
No, I built the hat with my bare hands. Of course I mean the gun.
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>>691932816
Profoundly optimized for being an argumentative shithead*

But we love you for it or something I guess.
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>>691933051
Yes I'm good at that too. Anyway I have a rifle I can rescue you from california now, or something.
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>Having trouble arming a gun
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>>691933035
I dont know how guns work mang, I've only ever seen 1 rife in my life. We dont have them in Australia

I just thought you got given the entire thing as a whole
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>>691933171
...assembling it, not arming it

although that'd be hard to I REALLY need to lube this charging handle

>>691933218
typically yeah but ar 15s are really popular to buy the individual parts of and then assemble. Cheaper and more options.
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>>691920224
Welp... now he has thorns in his dick
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>>691933369
Can I shoot it?
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>>691933369
Is it cool?
The only gun I've ever seen was some rifle which my dad didnt hand in when they took all of the guns back.

Had police come by some day trying to find it but we couldnt
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>>691933369
This catto,,,,i must,,giv pets,,,,..,
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>>691933582
>The only gun I've ever seen was some rifle which my dad didnt hand in when they took all of the guns back.
God, I forgot they literally did that in Australia. What a shitty fucking country.

>>691933534
Come to Philly, you can play with my guns and I'll play with yours~

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>>691933697
We dont have as many muslims or black people killing everyone so its alright
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>>691933885
You have abos, and your country being safe is not justifaction for totalitarianism, especially since the gun buybacks didn't make australia any safer.

Anyway yes I love my raifu. She's named betty.
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>>691933697
Please do not touch my gun
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>>691933980
I'm afraid that's my condition
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>>691933973
Yeah but theyre mostly huffing paint and stealing from the shops or pissing away their welfare on cigs

I could probably get a gun license if I wanted, I know a few people where I could legally register as hunting on their farm
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>>691934102
or doing hilarious collabs with antony hegarty

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bBIubgsfK8E
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>>691934035
Sorry, I cant.
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>>691933035
Embroidering and sewing that hat would be a bitch
>so either would be impressive
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>>691934697
No gun shootan for you then.

>>691934698
The mexicans trump plans to deport after he's elected did a good job on him.
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on it*
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>>691933639
How have you been?
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>>691934789
Whatever dude, be like that. I shoot deer with 30-30s anyway.
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>>691919657

KAFF- Kill All FurFags
A few simple rules.
1. All furries are furfags.
2. They're animals and it's wrong.
3. Yiffing is for fucking faggots.
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>>691934878
Absent (^:
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Oh, SF
did you finish your gun?
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>>691934789
most of that was done by machine
>and why isn't it made in china?
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>>691934987
ah
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>>691934978
I'm kidding nibbles. I would never PRESSURE you into lewd. That's basically rape.

>>691935013
see>>691932589

>>691935030
It's actually made in the USA. I assume by mexicans.
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>>691935079
Virgins only, everyone else are not people. You are a gun zombie to me.
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I wanna see SF and Nibi fuck.
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>>691931948
Is the anticipation killing you?
>>691932589
This pleases me
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>>691935341
What's killing me is all the hard ons.
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>>691935289
You really know how to hurt me, you know that?

>>691935331
it'll never be

>>691935341
I'm so happy.
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Go fuck... yourself?
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>>691935079
when you assume u make a priest fuck and alter boy
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>>691935480
Then I should assume more often to give those boys the opportunity I wish I'd had as a prepubescent, obviously.
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>>691935079
Oh nice
do you feel like a REAL AMERICAN now?
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>>691935560
I'm still an effeminate homosexual but I feel CLOSER.
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>>691935407
If I wanted to hurt you id hold you down, put a sock in your mouth, and whip you with my belt.
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>>691935403
Think about Rosey O'Donnel. That'll kill it in seconds
>>691935407
As you should be
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>>691935469
Can I have you fuck me instead
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>>691935771
That's a different and much more appealing type of hurt.

>>691935795
A rifle feels very different than a handgun does. Handguns are defensive weapons. A rifle prepares you to fight a war.
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>>691935646
Gays are the most American

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aotlEpmAFVQ
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>>691935646
>I'm still an effeminate homosexual
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>>691935938
Although that is an onion piece, it is also totally true. Gay males on average are more intelligent than the general population, we're much better used elsewhere.

>>691936020
well
yeah
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>>691935904
Are you a virgin?

>>691935928
Good cause im totally into that.
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>>691936088
The Onion is a legitimate news source. The people on Facebook tell me so
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>>691936088
>Gay males on average are more intelligent than the general population
Why are 80% of the ones I know dumb as fucking bricks then
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>>691936159
I'm a virgin in the sense that I've never diddled a girl, if that counts.
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>>691936159
See this'll go brilliantly.

>>691936170
I've had several blacks I've got added on facebook post onion articles as fact.

>>691936225
Liberal politics make them seem dumber. The thing is that one's political beliefs and intelligence can be correlated but aren't actually causally related; intelligence only serves to rationalize beliefs, not correct them.
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>>691936322
Yeah, that's the joke
People do not seem to understand the Onion is satire.
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hay kids
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>>691936265
You told me two years ago you were fucking some girl in highschool when you were in the closet.
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>>691936401
I'm always flabbergasted when people don't recognize satire, honestly. My mom sent me an article about donald trump killing puppies.

>>691936402
Hi
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>>691936509
wsup

>>691936490
do me harder bb
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>>691936322
I will beat you with your own gun.
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>>691936563
I built a salty whiffle.

>>691936612
Don't touch betty.
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>>691936563
wow lewd
this is a good christian board, keep it pg13
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>the guns name is betty
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>>691936661
you built a what

>>691936672
sorry, sir. I'll mind my tongue more in the future.
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>>691936737
I named it after jproc.

>>691936743
a babykiller
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>>691936661
I dont get sex, Ill do as I damn well fucking please.
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>>691936768
a what
you little bitch I'm like 12 and canadian I need help here
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>>691936768
This is all I think of
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pz1rjq5emKY

>>691936743
Good
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>>691936465
No, I dated a couple girls in high school but never fucked.
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>>691936830
BETTY IS NOT FOR WEIRD SEX GAMES

>>691936855
An ar-15.

>>691936863
I love calling him betty, and calling my gun that makes it seem sorta normal. I mean I named my glock vortex.
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>>691936925
Those are gonna be illegal soon
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>>691936925
>I mean I named my glock vortex
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>>691936980
Why do you think I just built one? Even so the odds of the dems getting anything resembling an AWB through are nil.

>>691936995
Well it's not like I know any other austrians.
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>>691936872
Date, touch, kiss, fuck, whatever. Women actually let you talk to them and you didnt even try.

>>691936925
Who said this was sex games? I just want to beat the shit out of you.
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>>691936863
I completely missed this post
and y'all I'm gonna let you finish but let me just say that Kung Pow is the greatest movie in the world of all time

>>691937040
stp[ s[eaking american I don't understand it ;~;

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>>691937087
ok I'm gonna have to reconsider

>>691937123
democrats (the party of totalitarians) do not have nearly the electoral power right now to force an AWB (assault weapons ban) through congress which is dominated by republicans (the party of cucks)
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>>691937040
why though? he's an idiotic braggart.
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>>691937194
I didn't say immediately
but I mean it's gonna happen
probably sooner than later
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>>691937123
>and y'all I'm gonna let you finish but let me just say that Kung Pow is the greatest movie in the world of all time
I do not disagree

>>691937040
It just sounds like something an 8 year old would choose
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>>691937284
I can't say he seems very smart to me but I didn't get the braggart impression and we get along just fine. Again, I know no other austrians and I'm not naming my gun Adolf.
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>>691937087
>didn't even try
HA, I stumbled over my own spaghetti constantly. Effortless is the complete opposite of what it was. Hell, I still sometimes turn into a fucking sperg around my prettier McWomens friends and I'm with someone lol
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>>691937194
Why?
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>>691937359
I'm not sure about that. Last time it happened, democrats lost control of congress and it disappeared in a decade anyway. They're losing the gun control fight and have been since the turn of the century.

>>691937364
I guess I should ask his real name.

>>691937440
I only like being SEXUALLY assaulted.
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wait I'm not follwoing this train of conversation
is barry 100% faggot or just 70% faggot I can't tell

>>691937474
yeah but like with all the mass shootings lately getting the movement a lot of attention seems really unllikely that the idea isn't going to collecgt some more steam
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>>691937373
>I know no other austrians
You should have named it after Arnie

Hell, you could call it CHENNY
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>>691937626
Barry is King Faggot of Homo Mountain
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>>691937626
It didn't work after sandy hook either. If Americans lose our gun rights, it won't have anything to do with mass shooting panics - it'll have to do with demographic collapse. Spics vote democrat.

>>691937688
Oh shit I totally could

get fucked vortex my gun is named chen from now on
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>>691937626
I'm 50/50. Physically I'm more into McWomens but they're a bit much to deal with, and guys are more fun to date/love.
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>>691937373
you've missed all the spiel about "saving numerous people" with his "incredible understanding of the human mind", him posting irrelevant/esoteric facts he pulled off a google search, or claiming to be above everyone and not caring about people in one instance and then being desperate for attention from people para by being sickeningly cutesy.
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>>691937928
Yup, missed all of that.
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>>691937376
Im still not fucking you, I need a virgin or I will lose my soul anchoring chi.

>>691937474
Sex is gross
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>>691937774
AWB =/= loss of gun rights.
Sandy Hook and Pulse are basically hte poster children for the movement right now. I'm not saying you shouldn't be allowed to own a gun, nor am I saying that reasonable people are suggesting that, just that assault weapons are too dangerous for how lightly they're controlled.
Perhaps something of a compromise is in order, but the laws are way too soft right now and people are starting to notice and judge harshly

also sorry I'm making no sense I'm sick (again) and exhausted (more than usuaal)
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>>691938072
It is.

>>691938075
>AWB =/= loss of gun rights
you are objectively, definitionally wrong

and you also don't know what an assault weapon is
and the laws aren't too loose on any level

if you were american I would try harder to explain how things work, but since you're canadian and can't vote here I'm going to tell you to get fucked until you have the vaguest idea what you're talking about
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>>691937964
roy called him an idiot once and i think the response was posting the first 20 or so digits for pi (or some other mathematically important sequence). as if that would prove something other than the ability to google search.
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>>691938230
that's hilarious
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>>691938190
I'm an american, explain to me how things work
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>>691938274
you don't live here

you should though
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>>691938345
I told you, maybe when I have more assets.

I'm not moving to America with zero education and practical work experience, not when I have a stable job and an interest-free mortgage here.
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>>691938564
I don't disagree with your financial decisions at all. I just want you to live here.
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>>691938190
wow harsh
not objectively incorrect in any way
but wow harsh

also I really did not make the point I was trying to make clear enough, apparentrly. Gun law isn't loose or easy to circumvent, the laws themselves are just not an appropriate level of control. I don't think guns should be banned, but I don't think you should be able to walk down to your local sporting goods store and buy a large weapon with cash that's just too simple. Maybe it's jut cause I've grown up in an environment where you actually do have to do a little paperwork before you can buy guns and I'm just used to it or something but w/e i just don't see any problems with the system that's in place here and stuff
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>>691938633
> the laws themselves are just not an appropriate level of control
I agree, they're far too much control.
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>>691938266
if you want to see hilarious wait for arguments he can't win. he starts saying it was all a ruse and he was just trying to get a rise out of the other person. says stuff like "you're just my plaything" or "i enjoy manipulating people". literal edgelord stuff.
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>>691938727
why would you even want to own an assault rifle

I dion't understand
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>>691938829
Because nanny state crybabies like you don't want me to have one, mostly. Also, it's almost impossible to own an assault rifle in the US. It's a huge pain in the ass anyway. You don't know what that means.

>>691938811
I have never witnessed this, I suppose I've gotten lucky.
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>>691938964
unlucky if you want to have a giggle
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>>691938964
did I really not make clear that I don't care if people own guns? go nuts, own a gun. I just disagree with the laws and systems that are in place.
And unrelatedly don't understand why you would want to, but that's not relevant in the debte of whether or not it should be allowed
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>>691939048
Nah lucky. If it's all the same I prefer not having a reason to dislike someone.
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>>691939084
You want to restrict the access of the average citizen to weapons. I don't. So there's SOMEONE in America you don't want to own guns, certainly.

The only people in America I don't think should be allowed to own guns are people that should be in prison or be deported.
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wait did someone seriously just call a semi-auto an assault weapon? Get out lmao like, now
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>>691939205
She's canadian.
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>>691939181
>The only people in America I don't think should be allowed to own guns are people that should be in prison or be deported.
yes, that's what I agree with; but do you have a way to identify those people flawlessly before thye have the opportunity to buy a gun?

also when did I call a semi auto an assault wepon?
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>>691939088
you'd rather be ignorant of what they're actually like? well i guess if you don't plan on being friends with them that's fine.
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>>691939232
There's a lot of gun culture in Canuckistan though, I've a lot of CA friends who own Mini 14s and AKs and shit. They all live in BC, don't know if that has any significance though
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OMG YOU GUYSI KNOW WHAT A FUCKING ASSAULT RIFLE IS
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>>691939306
you certainly seemed to believe I own an assault weapon

>but do you have a way to identify those people flawlessly before thye have the opportunity to buy a gun?
No - well actually we do for non citizens, since they don't have US passporrts - but we believe in innocent until proven guilty.

>>691939346
It doesn't matter to me until it affects me.

>>691939355
She does too. No excuse.
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Do you? If you did, you'd know that only civilians with a class 3 firearms license are allowed to have one, and have severe ammo restrictions placed on them. Semi-automatic carbines however, are a different story.
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>>691939462
when I said CA I mean Canadaria, not my shithole state btw. though you probably guessed that
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>>691939539
>and have severe ammo restrictions placed on them
u wot
a select fire m16 takes the same magazines and rounds as my ar and is much more restrictred, is this some california shit I don't know about
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>>691939462
Oh, I did think you owned an assault weapon. You don't?
that's why it's risky delicate business thou
I dunno I'm just a simple canadian happy with the laws here.

>>691939539
I didn't know that :D
I know what one is, I don't know the specifics of the rules
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>>691939696
Assault weapon doesn't mean anything, it's a term that was made up 20 years ago. Assault rifle is a select fire rifle with a detachable magazine. They're almost impossible to own in the US because after 1986 it became illegal to produce new ones for civilian purchase.
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>>691939789
Well then clearly I'm misinformed. You could have just said that int he first place instead of making fun of me. Hmph.
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If I buy a Lee Enfield but no ammo and just use it to club random people on the street, would it be an assault rifle?
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>>691939947
>if you were american I would try harder to explain how things work, but since you're canadian and can't vote here I'm going to tell you to get fucked until you have the vaguest idea what you're talking about
I did, but rudely.
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>>691939671
Nonono, I mean in terms of purchasing ammo in bulk. Not magazine size.

>>691939696
Okay so basically what the media calls "assault weapons" are nothing more than semi-auto carbines. The difference between the rifle SF owns and a farmers Ruger ranch rifle is literally only how it looks, but because one looks more tactical and edgy than the other, news outlets like to make it seem like they're inherently more dangerous.

>>691939789
also this.


Technically in the US you can buy almost any fully automatic weapon however they're, as SF said, nigh impossible to get due to how restricted they are. You need very very very rare and special federally approved licensing to own an automatic weapon.
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>>691940046
but...you can legally purchase as much 5.56 as you want. Do you STOP being able to do that if you own a class 3 weapon?
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>>691939789
also I know what an assault rifle is.
I dunno I've heard people use the term "assault weapon" interchangeably with assault rifle so that's how I've been using it.

>>691939992
well don't be rude then meanie.

>>691940046
That's literally the most retarded thing I've ever heard lol
an assault rifle is a big heavy shootfast machinegun like the military men use
calling a semi auto carbine an "assault weapon" is needlessly making the terminology less clear and concise.
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>>691940192
Don't spout bullshit about topics you don't even begin to understand and I'll be nice.
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Also the very small number of people here that do have the required license to own one, are put on a very thoroughly checked list of people

>>691940116
See that I don't know, you'd have to check the federal sites for that one. I just heard that you're restricted on bulk ammo if you do have class 3 guns.

>>691940192
yeah, news companies do that to fear monger people and keep everyone misinformed, which unfortunately works. It's kinda like how balisong knives are banned in most states despite them being no more dangerous than any other pocket knife, but because bali's are popular among street thugs people deem them as scary and ban them.
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>>691940403
I've never heard of that in my life. And it's unenforceable since ammo purchases don't check background or anything.
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why do you guys both know so much about guns it's weird *~*

>>691940276
wel;l them make me less misinformed. solves both problems meanie.

>>691940403
literally retarded
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>>691940631
>why do you guys both know so much about guns it's weird *~*
we are american men
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>>691940697
>men
lol
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>>691940735
you heard me
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Actually I think I'll stay in this one, too scummy in the other.
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