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good start so far
we were at the beach
how was the beach
this thread isn't gay enough
>>691852726
this
you have the power to change your world, anon
my knee hurts
>>691852999
>>691852999
well hello there
get a new knee
>>691853125
Yes, very good start.
Faggots bump
>>691853201
>>691853314
>>691853205
I am not that old yet, please
>>691853438
>>691853516
I bought alcohol
>>691853578
just a suggestion
>>691853697
good, use it.
all of it.
>>691853621
>>691853737
it's kinda early...
>>691853839
isnt it 7 there?
>>691853697
I will take your suggestion when I am over 50
until then I will do the usual, deal with it
dont drink yet, its still early
Wew lads
>>691852011
Hey baby boy, daddy here wants you to get down on my bare lap so i can lick your neck and nibble on your ear as I whisper nasty things that will make your dick shrivel up and recede into your body.
Then you'll have a proper pussy hole for daddy's little surprise. I'll kiss you down your chest to your new pussy and slide one of my self-greased fat fingers into your tender asshole while my tongues teases your fresh new entrance.
We'll have to tuck that cute little ballsac back so it doesnt look like a big chinned cyclops.
Then I'll gently fuck your brand new girl-hole until I cream inside you.
The best part will be seeing if your cock comes back out covered in slimey cum or if it's stuck in there from my dried cum.
As you cry I'll jerk you off until your leaking a sad and pathetic orgasm and kiss you good night.
>>691853974
6:30
but I have to water the plants and take out the dog in a bit
>>691854024
okay
as long as you take my suggestion eventually
image.jpg filter has never done me wrong.
>>691854098
I NEED AN ADULT
>>691854389
He is an adult i think.
say hey kid say hey kid say hey kid
get get get get got got got got
>>691854098
pedagogue grabbed the microphone for me bout to bloblbolbolboblbolbbolbo oh no
>>691854263
you should learn how to recover from injuries properly. Just replacing legaments doesnt have a great success rate.
>>691854877
replace every part that malfunctions immediately
keep everything brand new
never age
demo wgat is passowrd
>>691854098
I am sickened but curious
>>691855034
this is not how the body does
unless you have had a break through in science, then please let me know
>>691855893
I'M IN YOUR AREAA
freklz is very smart, don't underestimate
a genius, even
>>691856055
give me the science plox
>>691856314
sign this waiver
>>691856124
>>691856266
I'd smart freklz
nefel no bullying
>>691856486
>>691856470
omg
>>691856461
>>691856545
This is how I show my love
>>691856670
omg
>>691856714
close enough
>>691856726
OMG
>>691856827
O M G
M
G
>>691856827
what were you expecting?
>>691856973
O M G
M G O
G O M
>>691857036
I'm not entirely sure
>>691856726
but nefel
such methods of distributing love have not been verified by the Thread Love Distribution Committee
>>691857154
omg
you screwed up
it should have been
O M G
M G M
G M O
>>691857187
I'm a loose cannon, I don't care about your regulations
how does one get a seat in that committee
you can sit between the back seat and my dick
>>691857485
The Board Director will have something to say about this
>>691857485
how does that even make sense
>>691857154
Thats how I feel most of the time when posting here.
I just
Are yah playing vidja and drinking tonight?
>>691857649
If you start at the O, you can go in any direction and still make OMG
How does yours make sense? It doesn't
git gud
>>691857629
More like bored of directors cause they bore me
>>691857918
that is the current plan
maybe I stream or something
>>691858036
HOW DARE YOU
>>691858036
not diagonally
>>691858044
you should, that would be fun again
brb i need to shower, my knee is really bothering me
>>691858036
but yours has nasty GMOs
>>691858415
may as well take a half hour and do the shit I need to do, then
brb
>>691858278
Keep that bullshit to Harry Potter
>>691858131
I dare easily
I am the dare-master
>>691858450
The danger of GMO crops has been grossly exaggerated and it is the logical path to the future of agriculture.
drug abuse resistance education
>>691858888
AND HE GETS QUADS
>>691858888
GMOs are unnatural and have chemicals in them
>>691859172
Drugs are unnatural and have chemicals in them
>>691859353
thank you captain
>>691859531
Make sure to never ingest chemicals, they can kill you
Oh i have mistaken the g/fur thread because i only see anime pictures and some crops, can someone show me where is the /b/ g/fur thread, thank you kindly
>>691859531
what is the terraria password
>>691859688
ooooooooooooooooooookay
>>691859806
private
>>691859770
here you go >>691851405
>GMOs
>bad
t. Monsanto competition
>>691859353
>have chemicals in them
Everything is chemicals
Your cock is chemicals RIGHT NOW
>>691859770
You'll have to make one, or shitpost in here
>>691860010
GMOs are known to have high amounts of hydric acid, a powerful chemical with the ability to dissolve the proteins in your body
>>691860083
That's nonsense. My cock is made out of God's plan
>>691860551
If God has a plan, it appears to be crudely drawn on a napkin with marinara sauce
I can see why you would draw parallels to your cock now
>>691860551
you mean a similar acid that is already found in your body?
selling internet gfs $10
>>691860834
Everything God designs is beautiful, just take a look at the Cysteine Chapel ceiling
>>691861042
Hydric acid is the primary chemical in acid rain. Do you really want to risk putting that in your body?
>>691861555
Well I guess he was just having an off day when he made me
Remember kids, gravity kills.
support
gravity
my people would
>>691858888
I thought "Diagon Alley" was the cleverest shit when I first figured it out
>>691860010
my friend works for monsanto
remember kids
being swarmed by evil bug creatures while having nothing but a toothpick kills
oh hi gekko
>>691861949
I dunno, I read Animorphs way before I read Harry Potter and Animorphs was just the best shit
>>691861714
It's also a damn good 90's band.
>>691861555
The body produces a lot horrible stuff, taking in one more acid is barely a drop in the bucket.
Your stomach's pH is varies from 1,5 to 3,5 if not less.
If our food came with hydrochloric acid that isnt diluted, then we have a problem.
>>691861949
their sales should be interesting over the next few years with their patent wanning out. And I think you told me this too, didnt he visit you one time?
>>691862455
animorphs freaked me the fuck out when I was small
brain-controlling slugs in your ear and whatnot
>>691862551
he was my roommate senior year
>>691861695
Yeah probably
>>691862348
Here's a new band I found, dunno if you've heard of them https://youtu.be/_eAY7nOnL1o
>>691862551
No, HCl is perfectly safe to eat. It's all natural so it's good for you
>>691863001
omg
should I stream overwatch right now?
Kald are you being fuckin serious right now
>>691862682
Looking back, it was probably the origin of my mind-control fetish
>>691862296
You son of a bitch.
>>691862682
> "brain-controlling slugs in your ear and whatnot"
Holy shit I remember that show.
sure, am i being a dumb ass again?
>>691862682
Yah, I remember you saying this now
>>691863001
If you were to take in HCl in its purest form, it would burn the fuck out of your insides before reaching your stomach.
>>691863306
you're like literally living on the edge of silent hill
>>691863245
weirdo
>>691863306
books, though
>>691863351
alright then
eating chinese, playing monsterhunter, listening to good strems
life is maximum comfy
it's raining outside
i have hot chocolate
lights out
playing terraria
blankets
i am maximum comfy
>>691863451
I thought you said "eating cheese" and I was all ready with a wisconsin joke when I read it again
watch my stream instead
when I start it
>>691863126
If you'd like
>>691863351
Your saliva is basic, so as long as your swish it around in your mouth before you swallow it, you'll be fine
>>691863351
Why the hell are you rambling on about acids?
>>691863451
Give me your chinese food
>>691863403
You think I didn't choose to on purpose? Someone needs to protect you and Tay anyway. Even if I am stuck in the stone age right now.
>>691863412
I can't remember if I ever read the books.
>>691863768
I have enough for like 5 people cus I dont feel like cooking the next two days
so sure, come over
>>691863671
I said good strems
why would I want to become less comfy than I already am
jk when and what
>>691864077
Did you get sesame beef
>>691863412
when are you going to start streaming?
>>691863768
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=68X8o0S7vJc
>>691863673
It would take a large amount of saliva to negate a pH of 1. Swishing around HCl would imply you took in a large amounts.
I would imagine swishing around puke would tear out our fatty tissue.
>>691863890
i'm almost positive it was a complete accident
considering how dead you've been
>>691864255
Upsetting
>>691864077
That is the only way to have Chinese. Microwaved leftovers are 10/10
I am streaming overwatch
twitch/freklzz
>>691863673
okay I will then
>>691864077
hooray
>>691864255
right now
>NOT JUST PLAYING OVERWATCH WITH ME
fuck you
>>691864310
The situation has been dire I'll admit. I don't have a land of plentiful resources or someone to build all my technology for me though, do I?
>>691864549
>he doesnt care for The Allman Brother's
are you okay there mate?
>>691864822
ty
>>691864922
>what are things that can happen simultaneously for 400 Alex
>>691865027
I have no problem with the music, just your response. I want to pour a glass of hydric acid down your throat
>>691864922
Clearly you're just too good. You would outshine him in his own stream and he can't deal with that
>>691864994
it was your choice to move out
we could have lived as a happy family
but NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
i thought that was zac not alex
>Alex
cute
>>691865222
well.. pff what can I say, im just that good
>>691864222
sesame chicken
>>691864549
you are all to right
though I wish it was more filling
w
>>691865222
but y
>>691864255
You don't have fatty tissue in your mouth
>>691865392
Beef is better
>>691865611
I meant to refer to the inside of your mouth, sorry
>>691865534
Because proper hydration is important and I worry that you do not drink enough totally harmless water
>>691865392
It's weird
You feel completely full for a few minutes after eating it, and then suddenly you're hungry again
have you gotten your sick motorbike yet
>>691865243
https://youtu.be/4kEAC7pEPLI?t=46
I told you that wasn't till next summer, I gotta save
>>691866426
you should have been asleep two hours ago
>>691866134
>zis guy
>>691865941
I am thankful for your worries, but I drink about 2,8L a day if not more.
oh
right
oops
kaldis help
I have the bits and pieces but do not know how to put them together
>>691866709
I am making fun of you
>>691866570
Fandom confirmed
>thank you for your worries
>>i am making fun of you
my life
Yeah. Gonna try to work part time this year so said saving goes by quicker.
>>691866684
hi Nef
>>691866652
Whachu going to do about that?
You guys are really bad at having gfur threads.
>>691866929
Thank you for your effort
have a chen for you work
>>691866902
epoxy resin
>>691867189
what
>>691867074
i'm gonna tell on you
>>691867037
You forgot about all the shitposting
>>691867040
Sup?
>>691867124
This is the best gfur thread
>>691867040
:)
aaah my eyes started burning for no reason aaaaah
>>691867124
You're really bad at not having gfur threads
>>691867260
Use it to put the pieces together
>>691866902
WD40, find a manual for a field strip
what is it thats not fitting?
>>691867303
Well there's not much gfur in it, so....
>>691867280
You don't have the balls to tell him.
>>691865941
its the worst
im trying not to eat to much but im still hungry even though I just ate a plate of rice and chicken
>>691867372
Lol. But cant beat this.
>>691867389
You have hydric acid in your eyes. Use a base like hydrogen hydroxide to counter the acid
>>691867433
I don't think that's useful for assembling a rifle.
>>691867485
well it's a stripped lower so I actually need tools and shit. Or I MIGHT. I'm not sure. I haven't started yet.
>>691867505
Precisely
>>691867303
Cooking pizza, drinking redbull, aka making poor life decisions but we both know that's nothing new on my end. You?
>>691867372
aaaaaaa
>>691867519
Chet are you and Tay still together
I hope so
do you mean Dihydrogen Monoxide?
>>691867670
do you need a:
star bit
hex screw
phillip
stanley
they're still together
still annoying
>>691867303
of course
that is what my life has lead up to
>>691867519
i DO
i WILL.
>>691867654
since when were you the science guy around here
>>691867905
We probably own some of those things.
speaking of thread couples
i wonder if para and that one guy are still at it
>>691867820
Freezing to death, playing games, making poor life decisions.
Might go down to the shops in a moment
>>691867972
>since when were you the science guy around here
You know what, I give up
We have reached meta-trolling levels and I no longer no what is what
>>691867670
It could be if you use it correctly
>>691867905
No. Hydric acid, hydrogen hydroxide, dihydrogen monoxide are three very distinct chemicals and it's important you don't mix them up
>>691867972
Since I took Chemistry 101, apparently
>>691868160
i take this as a victory for team demos
>>691868026
what tool do you need?
>>691868046
are you drinking enough water?
>>691867654
I meant to link you here >>691867905
>>691868287
No I'm 100% sure vestigial material is not going to help.
>>691868316
I have no idea. I know literally nothing about tools and we don't use them for anything.
I guess I should go look.
>>691868103
I'm very super smart and I know everything there is to know about the mechanics of our universe
>>691868287
>hydrogen hydroxide
I have never seen anyone use that form
>>691868405
post pic of screw of needing to be put in
or ask father
Don't believe the "health experts" who say you need it. In fact inhaling dihydrogen monoxide can *kill*.
>>691867820
Stronger with each passing day.
>>691867972
You think we're adorable, don't lie.
Well, we'll see won't we? I know you're too pussy to do it.
dafd
>>691868523
>ask father
My dad is even less handy than I am and I can't share that I'm building a rifle in my bedroom with my family.
>>691868405
What's wrong with it
>>691868459
There are a ton of different ways to name chemicals, especially a versatile molecule like water. Oxidane is technically the international name for water
>>691868676
post a picture of what you're confused about you mong
>>691868046
Oh yeah, it's winter for you guys. I'm surprised I forgot considering one of my other aussie friends constantly complains about the cold because he's a biker.
>>691868605
This makes me happy, good
>>691868666
Jesus fucking christ.
>satan trips checked