Get in here
Yes sir!
>>691814544
Ma'am
>>691814397
why?
Alright, reposting the old shit for anyone that missed it
>be me about 14 years old
>fell in love with that girl
>she didn't love me
>end up friendzoned
>still spend time with her
>fast forward two years
>we party together a lot a spend a lot of time together
>I'm still madly in love with her
>She changes her boyfriends like underwear
>Fast forward another year
>I decide it's not worth it and move on
>we still spend some time but weren't so close anymore
>New Years 2014
>Had a great party at my house and she was there aswell
>Was in a clingy mood all day
>We end up alone in my bed and make out like crazy
>Wanted to do the sex but party members sometimes came in and interupted us
>She's not in the mood anymore
>feelsbadman.jpg
cont.
Lurking or whatever
>she ends up having a new bf 2 weeks later
>"Well okay I blew it"
>Nothing happens for another year we barely hand out anymore
>New Years Eve 2015
>Same people different location
>She was still with her bf but he wasnt invited
>We cuddle a lot
>Friends recommend her not to go too far
>Everyone leaves the room
>We make out like crazy, again
>Someone comes in pretend as if nothing happened
>Everyone is asleep
>She says "I want to show you something"
>leads me to the bathroom
>locks the door
>begins to strip infront of me
>we end up having sex on the bathroom floor three times in a row
>holyshitthiscantbehappening.gif
>move to bed and go for another three rounds with a friend sleeping next to us :^)
>after that it was a friends with benefits kind of thing
>She's still with her bf
>iamokaywiththis.mp4
cont.
>>691816503
why the gay, anon? :(
>>691816503
Sounds kinda boring.
We've were we explaining that in here?
>>691816503
>this goes on for another three months or so
>she breaks up with her bf
>we started dating seriously
>everyone was happy for us
>we had the same friends
>the first couple of months were awesome
>we had a lot of sex and had unlimited topics to talk about
>everything seemed perfect
>too perfect...
>we begin to fight a lot over the most blatant things ever
>I for myself am a rather passive fighter but I can say things that can shatter worldviews (not very proud of that)
>she is an active fighter and starts hitting me from time to time
>fight get worse and worse
>she kicks me in my balls
>her parents kicked her out because of that
Her parents loved me and didnt really like her and that was a card I liked to play when things REALLY got out of hand..
>>691816503
>fucking 6 times in a night
X - Doubt.
Stronk?
>>691817871
I kinda agree, I did 4 Friday night and that was pushing it.
But then I am an old man too.
>>691816661
I don't have more pics left
>>691817091
Anyways...
>this goes on for about half a year
>decided to have a serious conversation with her
>invited a neutral friend to help me out if things turn to the worst
>end of the story was we broke up
>next day this bitch tried to commit suicide
>ended up in mental asylum
>texted me every day about how sorry she is
>I say that it's not working out anymore
>We fight over and over again until I block her
>some days later
>Friends are starting to ask me why I am so mean to her and I should stop texting her
>Bitch spread roumors that I raped her and tried to badmouth me with everyone I know
>She keeps trying to contact me and tries to play the victim role
>She wanted comes to my house to pack her stuff
>fuckthisshitimout.jpg
>packed everything and pissed all over it and let it dry in the sun
>leave and let my roommate take care of it
>she turned up with two ripped men infront of my door
And that was pretty the last thing I remember about that relationship
Never stick your dick in crazy, anons
Everytime I see her now she gives me the worst glance ever
But idgaf tbh fam
>>691817871
I was 19 and hadn't had sex for two years, it was possible
>>691818540
Ripped as in stronk?
>>691818540
Well at least you got away and didn't get charged with anything. Have a good day anon
>>691818759
Yup
I have sloppy noodle arms, against one I would have had a chance hence I'm small and quick but two could have fucked me up badly
>>691818964
Yes please! You know how I feel about stronk!
Anyone has more threesomes?
>>691818638
How do you go 2 years?
I can't remember the last time it was more then a week and a half.
And that's just once in a while in winter when the weather is shite.
Usually it's 2-3 time a week.
>>691818540
My favorite girl to be with wants to kill me half the time we see each other.
>>691819216
I hooked up with a girl that was fully religious...
It was great and all until she started with "I don't want to have sex with someone that I've been dating for less than two years"
I was a desperate lonesome faggot at that time
>>691819125
I don't actually
>>691819674
Well that's just crazy.
I guess you don't have a dog?
Or mares either?
>>691819170
threesome?
Why not foursome
>>691820250
Or just have an orgy
>>691820011
Naw, I come out of a poorfag family we never had the opportunity to care for animals
But now that I live alone long enough I might get a puppy or something
>>691820345
Yes please!
Draka needs snu snu!
>>691820534
I had a five way one time that was fun
>>691820466
Well if you get one for sexy times, make sure you get a really big one.
>>691814397
Don't tell me what to do when I'd do it anyway. That's horrible efficiency, damnit
>>691820908
I may be a furry but I wouldn't touch an animal
Or would I..?
>>691821348
Oh..
I do all the time.
Nothing wrong with it.
>>691821671
How did it feel?
>>691821671
As long as whatever you're touching is positively receptive, why not? Help end racism, fuck horses
>>691822152
a job well done
>>691822011
>did
Always feels great.
Mares feel a lot like humans, except for the winking.
Dogs are a little different because of their unique shape. Almost similar to anal, but different.
>>691822330
>MFW
>>691822029
That's about what I think.
I like sex, they like sex, we like sex together.
BTW, ended up not doing anything with the gf last night.
Glasses are my fetish
Can someone help me out?
>>691823531
>>691822430
Why stop it?
It's perfectly normal.
>>691823840
Diamonds, thanks anon
Anons say something
>>691825457
hi
>>691825496
I did.
1/6
>>691825542
hi
>>691825631
You did not!
>>691826330
I'm bad at small talk, but.... You know torbjorn? Is he short or just really far away?
>>691826761
Ugh, so am I
I hoped you guys would start a conversation
No I don't, should I know him?
>>691826995
I was enjoying the fetish discussion last thread, but i think those anons moved on.
He's just a character in overwatch [spoiler]and he's a dwarf[/spoiler]
bump
>>691827424
Naw I'm still the BDSM and crazy ex gf anon
I'm really bad at holding up conversations I dont know what to talk about anymore
I've never played overwatch, I'm not that much into gaming
>>691827920
I was the one asking about what made vore interesting.
What's something you want to explore but haven't been able to yet?
I'm the animal fucker, but can't talk much. I'm driving home from work.
>>691828734
I want to go to canada once, I've never traveled a lot outside of germany which is pretty sad
And I want to try LSD once but I'm still too scrared because I'm not that mentally stable and fear a bad trip way too much
What about you?
>>691829104
Don't text and drive anon, that horsepussy isn't going to fuck itself
>>691829353
I want to do more traveling in Switzerland and Austria. I went on a trip to Bavaria last summer, and that was amazing. I need to get back to Europe :p
I don't think I could ever do drugs... It's just really unappealing to me.
>>691830065
I live in bavaria :o)
Well I'm into recreational drugs a lot
I used to be a pothead and blazed 24/7
Gladly those times are over and I got to smoking weed only 1-2 times a month or less
>>691830539
I'm fine with people who use, It's just not my thing tbh. My room mate last semester was a huge pothead, it was annoying af. Literally all he did was smoke and play smash brothers.
>>691830986
I get you.
For me there was one moment where I realized that I can't go on like this
>stoppped smoking for three months straight
>got a job
>quit drinking
And now I'm good :)
Fuck Imagecap
>>691831549
Good for you!
>>691832545
It was a rough time, weed can really mess up your mental health on the long run
>>691832999
Like paranoia and shit right? OR... was reefer madness right?