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More cuddling and more buttholes
BENIS
bozongos
I demand more sheathe
>>691791513
yeah and I was hoping to keep a job so I have some sort of income but that didn't happen
>>691791659
What kind of work?
are eisen and demos dating yet
>>691791659
You and me both man. 2nd Monday since being let go and I just don't know what I want out of life
>>691791787
something simple like a job you can get out of high school, nothing big
but nobody wants me
>>691791818
good 4 u mate
>>691791875
well, the longest I've been able to keep a job is 7 days.
>>691791980
hmm... That has to be frustrating. Sorry man.
Pizza delivery?
>>691792292
how can i deliver pizza without a car
>>691791980
We'll of the three jobs I've had since graduating. I have been fired from two of them, and the other one just phased me out of existence and stopped giving me hours. They only officially fired me 6 months after the last day I worked there and after I was beginning to wrap up my first season at my then current job
>>691792326
Aha, didn't know that bit.
>>691790459
It's awesome, amazing.
>>691790517
that was my only orc pic
>>691790735
Why can't you keep them longer?
>>691790816
I see what you did there. 8/10.
>>691792521
Hi Groden, how are you?
>>691792133
Kinda really, minus the alcohol and the onesie. I don't drink because I'm worried I'll develop bad habits, and I'm not that much of a furry
The porn is great, and the people are pretty ok, that's why I lurk like I do
>>691792388
that's unlucky but I guess it happens.
>>691792404
yeah, it's a tad unfortunate but.. whatever I guess.
>>691792438
clumsiness, being bad at most things people need me to do, and possibly because I'm always tired and feel like I've only had 2 hours of sleep all the time
>>691792914
First job I had was a bagger at a grocery store. Not bad really and the hours are usually flexible
>>691792769
Take it from a pro, don't start drinking
>>691792769
You never minus the onesie!
>>691793456
I've been drunk once and I'm 22. It felt incredible to feel that uninhibited, but it scares me how much I enjoyed it
>>691792581
hi chicken
I'm fine
installed a new graphics card last night and saw finding dory was fun
how're you and your arm?
>>691793456
i can't stand working in grocery stores or fast food
>>691794108
hi groden
how are you
mornin sunshines
>>691794200
sup
>>691793919
If you manage to find a onesie that can fit me at 6'4", 312 lbs, and with size 15 feet....
I still probably won't wear it, I don't think onesies look comfortable
>>691794200
what the hell is that thing
>>691794240
Not much. Finished work, now chillin
>>691794284
She's a Greater Yinglet
Sort of like a scavenging rat-bird
>>691794493
nice
>>691794036
Then you're wise to be cautious.
>>691794108
Nice! My arm and I are doing well. It's still attached and surprisingly not too sore today.
>>691794185
I couldn't bear fast food, but hell... If it pays the bills.
>>691794623
When you are nervous about everything, it's nice to know that at least some of those things are good to be nervous about
>>691794780
Once in a while with friends isn't bad, but I made it a habit. Waste of time and money otherwise.
>>691794623
customers around here that go for fast food are always moody, especially when you tell them their coupons are out of date, they get all mad at me as if it's my fault they didn't use their coupons sooner
it's much more stressful than it has to be and when i get stressed I can't do anything
>>691795061
good morning
>>691795122
I totally understand. What are you good at/ interests lie?
>>691793954
Why does the wolf have a horse cock?
>>691795343
It's a hyena I believe
>>691795295
i'm not good at anything that I am willing to and am capable of doing as a job considering I don't have training for anything really
>>691795223
What's up?
>>691795574
playan overwatch
>>691795488
Hmm... Maybe look into an apprenticeship program?
GOOD MORNING NEF SAMA <3
would you like breakfast, a bath, or maybe...
>>691795744
i'm not good with hands-on work
too clumsy and fumbly fingers
>>691795765
Man, wouldn't sticking a bandaid over your snatch be a pain to peel off?
>>691795694
Play as the most cancerous character you can think of
>>691795899
I dont know, but shes cute as fuck so who cares
>>691795827
That's what they'll teach you though, how to not have fumble fingers.
>>691795994
pls AM these things are important to me
>>691796132
put a bandaid on your wifes snatch while shes sleeping then rip it off
that should give you a clear answer
>>691796039
i legitimately cannot help it if I've been doing hands-on work, i'll drop things, my hands will get too sweaty, if i'm carrying things, kneeling or bending over a lot my knees get unstable too
>>691796373
I'm not yet that suicidal
>>691795899
I'm trying but she's hard
>>691796515
ask her to recreate that picture then
much easier
You in that dress
My thoughts I confess
Verge on dirty
Oh come on Eileen
>>691796697
I can try that
>>691794185
hi zaryss
>>691794623
that's good to hear, hope it gets better soon
>>691796919
also post the results if successful :^)
>>691797027
genji
robot
pussy
>>691797027
how are you
>>691797283
ugh, you are fucking worthless nef
fine, YOU recreate the picture and take pics
>>691796391
Oh man. You'll find something, don't worry.
>>691797027
Better every day!
>>691796473
too fucking cute
>>691797422
I only have like 50 bandaids on hand. Not enough to cover my mighty wang
>>691797661
well I am worrying because if I don't get a job I'm getting kicked out
and it's hard to get a job when you're bad at everything
>>691797687
I mean, I know 49 of those are already going to your disgustingly gaped asshole, but I think you can make do with 1 if you push it back inside
>>691797746
Well a job is just a job. This isn't going to be your carreer, it's just a job. Temp agencies are good too. I've done that a few times myself.
>>691796694
pharah
>>691797094
not again
>>691797115
fine, just installed my titan x feels good playing doom finally.
how's canada land?
>>691797661
that's nice
>>691798174
yes! and now I have a cat on my lap
>>691798164
Thats just gross, dude
>>691798164
Get a kill for me
horse anybody ?
>>691798361
Yes horse!
>>691798318
nice linking
okay
>>691798094
i still don't know what i want to do for a career
also the closest temp agency around here is an hour drive away
>>691798174
nice.
i can't speak for the entirety because i live in one small part of the country but this place is.. okay.
just not really open to hiring me since i don't really have any good working qualities
help its sliming again
>>691798605
Well, technically it the post still works.
>>691798660
Me either. It can be frustrating.'d jut flood the place with apps and take what yuou can then, settle on a career later.
>>691799093
it's great because i've given applications, resumes and cover letters to everywhere I can get to and can work at several times in the past 4 months and nothing back
not even an email, or a call or something that says they aren't hiring me
>>691797696
What exactly is that padlock achieving?
>>691799375
fuck. Any family friends to ask? I've gotten jobs by asking friends before
my contribution
yw
>>691799375
That's been happening for me for the past three months as well, sucks hard.
And is depressing as fuck-
Not even an electronical rejection email...
>>691798747
h8 u
>>691799646
not unless my body somehow overnight allows me to work on hands-on things without any hiccups in the process of working
maybe i should just be a welfare bum unil I get cancer and hopefully die
>>691799954
yeah well
its cute either way
>>691799703
new mascot for appchan
>>691799161
Sexy stud he is
>>691800171
you're gay either way
demos help
>>691800115
It just takes practice is all. I drop shit all day long still
>>691800332
Im bi, thank you very much
>>691799954
I'd stream it but the internet here can't handle that
>>691800425
Nice to meet you bi, I'm Nefel
>>691800579
My internet wouldn't be able to handle it anyway
>>691790932
I already would be happy with more cuddling :<
>>691800675
Agreed
>>691800405
no, it doesn't have anything to do with practice, I had to work at a factory for school credit through some program since I was behind on credits and I literally couldn't get enough work done every day due to my hands giving out
they were forced to keep me because I needed the credit but when it was over they didn't even say bye they kinda just were like "yeah you're done here. you got the credit, get out."
>>691800657
oh yeah I forgot
makes me sad
>>691800826
: /
Well shit
>>691800866
I'm even more sad
I am the saddest
>>691800826
manual labor for school credit? the fuck
>>691800657
ur a shit is what you are
>>691800809
The closest I'll be to having cuddles is in 3 years and it hurts like a bitch :>
>>691801028
wow that's very impressive
do you get some kind of trophy or plaque for that
>>691800991
yeah, now you see why i feel hopeless in the job search
>>691801074
well it could have been work anywhere but only the factory took me
>>691801166
why did only the factory take you?
>>691801298
i don't know
because they needed the free labour I assume
i needed the credits and pretty much only did what I was able to at the factory until my hands gave out, then I was doing nothing for the rest of my time there
>>691801146
Why is that?
>>691801166
Understandable. Just keep at it Z
>>691801430
and what am i supposed to do if nowhere takes me after a month and i get kicked out
i'll have to be homeless
>>691801430
The person those cuddles would be done with lives pretty much on the other side of this planet for me. And I still have 2 more years of school until i graduate, after that i need at least one year to get the money and do the planning to move over to the US.
>>691801151
Yeah, it says "The Best At Being Terrible"
>>691801756
I dunno man. maybe crash at a friend's place? Just curious, why do your hands give out?
>>691801814
I feel you. Mine lives far away too.
>>691802177
nobody around here would take me longer than a weekend at best
also I have no idea, they just do
>>691800179
God I love getting fucked like this. Best position is laying down with my legs closed as he rams my ass from above though
>>691802342
around where? what state
>>691802096
jealous
wish I was the best at something
>>691802725
>what state
fucking americans
>>691802800
well if you're gonna be like that..
>>691802747
you're somewhat good at being freklz
>>691802725
I don't live in the USA, mate, I live in Canada
>>691803157
anywhere near toronto area?
>>691803300
Toronto's about a 3 hour drive
>>691803365
ah well my boyfriend and soon myself live real close to toronto
>>691803503
I live closer to London
>>691798660
not even to get a shitty part time job
I mean hell I got hired
>>691802342
Well shit man. All I can do is hope things work out for you, and I really hope they do.
>>691803690
nope
not even for a shitty part time job
>>691803701
it's great to get that dumped on you when you turn 18
>>691802572
I love fucking like that, what a coincidence.
>>691803689
wow you live closer to me than he does, he's in ajax and im in PA
>>691803807
Is it the work or college or move out ultimatum?
>>691803900
actually it is about the same distance i guess
>>691803900
Ajax is a ways away
and PA? You mean Pennsylvania?
>>691803974
it's the "get a job or get out" ultimatum
i'm already getting some college in september
>>691804166
yea pennsylvania, you are a 4 hour drive from me and ajax is like a 3hr 45 minute drive, I'll be visiting him sometime this summer
>>691804328
nice, good for you man
>>691804166
No on campus living options? Like a dorm?
thx everyone who contributed horses them and wolves with knots are the only i can get off to
>>691804462
nope..
it's a small campus, only room for parking lots and the class rooms
>>691804561
Check to see if the college is hiring. Maybe at the textbook shop if they have one, or even doing some work in the office, like admin.
>>691804751
fuck
>>691804763
i highly doubt I can do that even if they were a thing because I'm finishing my high school at college with college courses
>>691804561
since I don't live there I don't know too much about how it works, but do you think you could get put on disability? for your hands since they prevent you from working, or maybe anything psychological you have, i know they will take you for mood disorders and stuff
>>691804843
I found this guy yesterday
he's like spokeedoo but better
>>691804863
Well, a lot of students do work at their colleges. Wouldn't hurt to look.
Your parents are really just gonna kick you out?
>>691792062
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>>691804330
I want to see every single degenerate "artist" and producer who creates this shit to have their fingernails extracted one by one, as their genitals are irreversibly mutilated, I want to see them get skinned alive.
I want to watch their flayed bodies burn as their skin is sold to the highest patreon supporter they have got.
I want to hear their mothers' anguished cries as they slump over the putrid corpses of their preciois babies. I want to laugh in the faces of the fathers who received their sons' severed cocks, knowing they have failed at the simplest idea of being a man, dying neither man nor woman.
No words can express the hate I feel to them, I could spend a billion years torturing them, even if I were to murder them, and raise them back to kill them again, until the day our sun sets forever, until the day our universe is consumed by entropy, it would still not satisfy the hatred I hold inside me against them.
Hate as a word fails to express these emotions.
>>691805236
ow the edge
>>691805236
you like that edge ?
>>691805236
That's a lot of dicks you looked at to make this post.
>>691805079
Yeah he is
>>691805014
I don't know, the only psychological things I have is social anxiety and chronic depression which I don't know if it's covered or not. If it is, I can possibly get disability for that.
Also I've gone to a doctor to look at my hands and they tell me "there's nothing wrong".
>>691805130
This college is very small and in a small city, every week the students here are relocated to the larger campus in London for a day.
>>691805689
you should really look into getting disability , it could be your saving grace, and then you could continue to try looking for a job or do w/e
PEE PEE POO POO ME GO WEE WEE ALL OVER TRAIN SET YOSHI DECIDES, TO TAKE A SHIT ZUX HEY HE IS A EGGYOSHI XSDDDDDDDDDDDDD
>>691806055
bangcanine?
God I hate buying tires. So much money.
>>691805689
>>691806100
This is not a bad idea
>>691806100
at this point i've been turned down for so many things i don't think that would be any different
>>691805236
someone didn't get the reach around.
>>691806212
I don't even know
I dl'd this from the FA so idk what's up with the filenames
>>691806477
the way this reads is making me think that you can http://disabilitycreditcanada.com/disability-tax-credit-eligible-conditions/depression/
oh yeah that's the artist's name
>>691806710
those are for benefits, not money i need to buy food and pay rent, at least to what I understand from what it says
>>691806269
me too.
>>691806618
Damn. Shit's hot.
>>691806618
here's a better sized version
>>691807045
thank you, just grabbed mine from tumblr
>>691806817
yeah, it hits the right spot
>>691806815
sorry, my bad
idk really how stuff like that and the government works but you could probably find more information or ask people than i could
who wants to come be a piece of shit with me
>>691807574
time and date
>>691807590
Oh shit that's hot.
>>691806618
Bruh more social media/texting yiff stuff. There's not enough of this theme.
>>691807528
it's fine mate, i probably can
>>691807822
suck suck ;3
>>691807961
How much? Like, maybe $5?
>>691808084
Free for you ;x
>>691807184
indeed, just big enough
>>691807822
I love 69
>>691808266
I haven't had a chance to do it nearly as much as I'd like.
>>691808402
Me either, still a favorite though
