>>691717736

is that a plastic dick?

Can't even see it post a better pic

dick or GTFO

MORE PICS OR GTFO

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Yes that's a dildo I just used. Here's another angle.

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boy ass. get the fuck out faggot op.

>>691718517
Not a boy...I'm a girl.

0/10 there's a big shit stain on your ass

>>691718727
Prove it fag

>>691717736
>>691718727
>Not a boy
>girl
Tits or gtfo.

>>691718727
Tits then if girl or face atleast

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Pussy or this thread is over

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>>691719166
It's Dubs OP, let's see 'em

>>691719197
>>691719166
>>691719141
Not posting pussy, face or TITS until you guys rate my ass.

>>691719385
Fine. 4.5/10. Now tìts or gtfo faggot.

From looking at it i'd give it a 7/10. Needs better lighting and maybe a different pose if you want higher from me.

>>691719385
It's about average. It looks nice, but it's not "holy shit, I need to stop and stare at that ass" tier.

In other words, stop being so self conscious you fucking faggot. Now give me my tits or gtfo.

>>691717736
I think i know that ass

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>>691719385
>Not posting pussy, face or TITS until you guys rate my ass

Bitch, either follow the rules or you gtfo my /b/.

>>691717736
9/10

Your ass is amazing if you feel it's amazing. It doesn't look grest if you think it's not great. Think positive and your ass will always look amazing to you.

>>691719385
If the dildo was removed I'd give a 7/10 but cause of the dido 5.5/10

>>691717736
8/10

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I would like to see your anus.

hard to see with the dildo but 8/10

>>691720305
If it was a white dildo i'd give it an 8/10. Black dildos are only worth 3/5 a point.

I think it's cute, I like it

>>691719385
Ass been rated now deliver to my dubs OP >>691719166

>>691720513
13. The unluckiest number.

>>691718727
You've gotton your rates, now tits+ timestamp

Inb4 "hurr durr I'm a guy and you rated my ass, faggots" -99/10

>>691720462
This fucker right here knows up

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Bust out those udders for dubs

>>691719385
Gr8/8

>>691718370
7/10 move the dildo and it will probably be higher.

Inb4 dick pic and then surprise trap

>>691719385
>rate my ass
>posts shitty, unflattering close up pics from shitty angles, in a shitty pose, with the interesting bits obscured

Fine you cunt, 3/10, now post more

Why are all these people so gross? They got to see your ass, no point in demanding more. You'll do what you want, it's on you,

even if you're a boy it dont matter to these fags op, ill r8 ass when i see genitals i aint playing your games famalama

>>691719166
OP never delivers

>>691720968
Go back to fucking r/niceguys you reddit fuck.

>>691718370
it's huge, now take your nigger dildo and gtfo, you fat cunt

>>691717736
>black dildo
99.9% chance male, more fags/traps are into niggers than women, and more faggots/traps post to /b/ than women.
statistical safe bet is faggot/10

Who care's if it's a boy's butt or a girl's butt? It's a butt. A cute one at that, too. You all should calm the fuck down and take your thirsty selves over to pornhub if you want more

>>691717736
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fCvWM-NL7nM

>>691721308
I came here for ass, not for sass.

>>691721052
Yeah ... atleast some do but fuck it I'm out OP isn't gonna deliver

just leave guys, it's clearly a man ass and op ain't gonna post tits. you're just asking to be disappointed by staying here

>>691721480
That's because OPs tits are small and covered in hair.

>>691721308
>tripsget

>>691721555
Trips of truth, this is now a checkem thread.

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You're right to be insecure about your ass. It looks terrible

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Delivering tits, as promised. Thanks for the rating, guys. I still feel insecure...

>>691721730
Wrong one mah b

>>691721870
>no time stamp

>>691721870
>no time stamp
nice try

>>691721870
Timestamp OP? Don't cover your nip though.

Your ass looks great, don't listen to these jerks

>>691721870
Take pics of back of thighs

Not going to write on myself again. Take it or leave the thread. I don't care.

>>691721870
10/10 tits in my eyes ass looks flat cause you are laying down need ass pic with you stood up

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>>691722221

>>691722221
>22221
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>>691721870
Well then spread your ass and show us and then show us with the dido up your asshole

>>691722250
Use a sticky note or something. Proof needed

>>691721870
you should feel insecure, you're fat and your body is unattractive

>>691721870
Love to see you use that dildo

>>691721870
>>691717736
Your initials are JMS.

>>691717736
Need to see that cunt opened up with your bbc dildo.

>>691722636
Nice try, no.

>>691722636
If you crack the case this shit might be screencapped.

Mindless hate aside your tits honestly don't look that good if they are indeed your tits. You need to work on losing some weight.

>>691722745
I know that body anywhere, we spent plenty of time together.

>>691721870
Cock is hard, is that enough of a rate?

>>691722834
I know...I'm working on losing weight now. Fucking soda is hard to give up, really.

>>691719385

clearly a fagboi

>>691722794
If she has a large mole on the back inside of her (right? Maybe left) thigh, im right.

>>691722543
This op x

>rate my ass
>covers ass with dildo takes horrible pic
>cant be bothered to timestamp tits even with a notecard

Go fuck yourself op. Also no reason to be insecure but youre way too fat and need to lose weight. Start a decent workout routine with lots of squats and eat a ton more veggies.

>>691722954
Haha exactly what my fiancee says too

>>691722954
Show a standing ass pic

>>691720066
Just like the time you recognized that gay blowjob, right?

>>691722954
If you think soda is hard to give up, youll never be happy. Girls have gone way further in their efforts than you and still feel insecure. Youll always be ugly, settle for the first man that can tolerate you.

>>691717736
Time to see your pussy

>>691724156
She's a fatty, but she likes niggers, and any nigger will fuck a landwhale.
she probably passed on a few idiot white guys devoted on her for a life of meaningless sex and physical abuse.

>>691724156
Not enough words exist to explain to you how much of an asshole you really are. I'm sure being an ass on /b/ really gets your jimmies off, though.

>>691724444
Nice quads must mean time for the pussy rate

>>691724444
Fucking got quads
>>691724156
Time to kill yourself or go to reddit.

>>691724444
Nice gets for a nigger loving tranny/landwhale

>>691722954
Where are you from?

>>691724901
North Lauderdale, FL...doubt anyone on here lives around the area.

>>691717736
6/10 would fuck

>>691725249
>would fuck
you probably aren't niggerish enough for it

>>691717736
10/10 would let you cuck me with bbc.

>>691717736
More

>>691725488
Hitler is right.

>>691725538
What the hell is cuck?

>>691721870
More please op

>>691725706
I would datw you, but you could fuck all the black guys you want :3

>>691725706
A nerdy, effeminate white guy who gets off by watching Black guys screw his wife and satisfy her wife in ways he can't.

>>691725980
Then what's the point of dating?

>>691718370
Looks pretty flat from this angle

>>691726105
Stability of a white guy relationship, while being able to explore your sexuality.

>>691724444
Nice quads! Youre gonna not wanna be that sensitive or lifes gonna reeeeeally suck for you.

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>>691725897
okay, I included my face in this one. you can all see why I'm so insecure and love niggers, they're the only ones who will date my fat ass

>>691726546
She's fat, likes niggers, and from florida.
life doesnt get much worse.
meth whore then murder is her future.

>>691726692
That's actually pretty funny lol Post a picture of yourself since you're such an Adonis.

>>691726692
11/10 would bang, wanna kik bby?

>>691717736
It's a good start, but at some point you are going to want to get another half-ass so that you have a full ass--they look better when they are symmetrical.

>>691726787
I'm not that fat and I can prove it. If any guy lives in North Lauderdale, Tamarac or Margate, I will meet them and fuck. Said guy can take pictures of me to post on /b/.

It's on you now, boys.

>>691717736
6/10 would give you a real cock to ride pussy please op

>>691727124
I didntrpost a thread whoring for attention.
also, no one wants to catch VD from a fatty

>>691726805
I'm not the fat attention seeking nigger loving whore whose posting pictures of her movie screen of an ass asking people to rate it

>>691727124
>im not that fat
post pic of belly.

>>691727124
even if this was a serious reply, I wouldn't touch a niggers leftovers

Epic troll it was a faggit.

>>691727547
No need to catch the aids

>>691727547
I have only fucked one black guy in my life...But okay. You don't even live near me so fuck off.

>>691727711
>I have only fucked one black guy in my life
That's one too many. kill yourself, you cow

>>691727711
Then why the black dildo?

>>691727711
One is to much

>>691727711
Once you go black, whites don't want you back.

>>691728028
I was looking for a thicker dildo and that was the only dildo of that size I could find in the starship toy store.

>>691728126
Pretty sure my current boyfriend is white.

>>691728328
Well he is a subhuman cuck, or doesn't know you were defiled by a nigger.

>>691728328
Hey! Look who already settled.

>>691728328
Don't listen to these guys, nice ass, nice tits. Wish I could have seen a time stamp though. I'm out yall. Peace

>>691728328
Then get your BF to rate your ass. GTFO

>>691728474
Lol He's actually a pretty protective guy, he would never let me fuck anyone else. He also knows my last boyfriend was black.

>>691727124
I live in Miami, lets do it

>>691728328
>>691727124
>current bf
>will meet anyone and fuck them

>>691728328
he must have lower self esteem than you

>>691728653
Does he know you're offering your "non fat" self to be fucked on the internet?

>>691728775
>obvious troll was obvious

>>691728570
>>691728775
>>691728737

No...I'm already looking for a new boyfriend. No he doesn't know I'm offering a meetup.

>>691728653
sounds like a real winner you got there. how often does he like to have you use that nigger dildo on him?

>>691728949
Offer Accepted, i live near there

>>691728949
I live in titusville. Will drive and pay for a hotel room. What's an email to contact you? I'll give you my number there.

why is anyone talking to this fat nigger lover anyway? I hope she has a heart attack

>>691729326
Kek

>>691728729

Miami is nowhere near. I'm in Broward county...

>>691729104

What's near?

>>691729224

I'm down but it has to be tonight. I'm not posting an email address on here. You crazy? We can meet up in Jaycee park all the way in the back. Right next to the fence.

>>691717736
Did you buy the nigger dildo because they are cheaper than white dildos?

>>691729622

It was actually more expensive!

>>691721870
ugh, definatley a dude. just enjoy your black dildo in peace

>>691729826
Then why did you buy it?

>>691729609
Post another picture of tits with "Nick" written on them and I will drive out now.

>>691729622
It's more expensive in the long run, because you have to keep buying it menthol kools.

>>691728215
>thicker dildo
Loose slut

>>691730057

It was the thickest dildo under 7 inches I could find.

>>691722636
Nope. My initials are SJW

>>691730262
It's weird that they didn't have all different kinds and colors. I'm no expert but if I was in the business of making dildos I would cater to as wide a range as possible.

>>691730262
So your pussy is all loose and worthless.

>>691730255
Feeling a little small, aren't you? Every woman wants something thicker. Maybe not longer, but definitely thicker. Sorry for being real.

op is hot

>>691730540
Confirmed slut with floppy vagina.

>>691730799
Dubs double confirm

>>691730075
Are you not gonna respond to this guy?

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>>691730799
Aweeeeee sheeeit

>>691731300

I responded a long time ago. I'm not going to write on myself again.

>>691731300
Dubs check'd

>>691731300
OP is a man, this was made clear early, most posts are reverse trolling, the rest are desperate 16 year olds.

>>691731465
He got dubs.

>>691731465
Write on a price of paper

>>691730540
Women are more obsessed with keeping their vagina tight then men are with cock size.
only faggots think like you.

TITS OR GTFO

>>691721870
10/10 dildo inside pussy or ass

Dear God OP, I fucked a lot seriously and many of them consider me well endowed, I am close to 8inches and 5,2 around.
This black plastic dick you got is thick, maybe thicker than 95% of males.
I am not trying to make you insecure but try some kegels to tighten up that vagina a litlle bit, if that plastic is skiny tier for you, dont know....when sex begins and arousment and orals etc...vagina opens up a lot more, I guess you could park a volkswagen in there if someone gets you hot and horny.
But...like some guys are small there are girls that are loose, actualy you can change a litlle bit by doing kegels.

>>691731809

When you're horny, the last thing we girls think about is how tight our vagina 'should' be. All we're thinking about is feeling something big.

Again, sorry for being real. Go ask your girlfriend (if you have one - but you probably don't.)

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>>691717736

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vgeoWlqM4i8

>>691732116
Sir your boy puss then

>>691732116
>wont time stamp tits
>still claiming to be a female

>>691732287
MOAR

>>691732458

Already posted a timestamped picture. Your trolling sucks.

>>691732116
>All we're thinking about is feeling something big.
Confirmed lie
You are waaaay to insecure and try to project that on others or you are seriously loose.
Whatever floats your boat.

>>691730540
Haha, your vagina is like a super massive black hole. You seriously expect a man to have fun sticking his penis in you? Do some kegels for fucks sake you loose fucking slut

>>691732287
More

>>691733020
>>691732839

Go ask a different chick. Not your boyfriends.

Looks like my girlfriends ass so yeah i approve. Would like to stick my cock in it and pump cum in to your stomach.

yeah well if you are doing it right her vagina expands to be huge.
google vaginal tenting.
a tight pussy is an unaroused pussy, sorry I had to be the one to tell you guys.

>>691733212
Just look at it this way, why would I care what some hambeast piglet with a crater for a pussy thinks, when my wife is tight enough for it to barely fit? If having sex with someone who cares for and works at her body makes me small, then I'll gladly be small

>>691733212
Kek
Actualy I fuck twice older and 5x more /fit/ girl.
I make her orgasm, squirt, shake legs and whatever is fucking possible.
If you expect for a guy to have a dick that is fat as coke can than you are going to have a lot of disappointment...same as the guys that cant feel nothing.
I am not even trying to jerk on this one, gets some excersize, running, lose some fat, get healthier body and do kegels.
I guess that vagina muscles are weak and lose, maybe you are wider down there by default but its obvious that you could work it up for 1year to get some goal (better body, health, tighter vagina, all that equals better sex and life in general).

>>691733872

You can't reason with virgins on /b/. I'm glad someone knows, though!

>>691731465
Just went there and now back. Sadly disappointed

>>691734556

Tell me what hoodie the guy next to the cans on 11th street side is wearing. Otherwise, admit you're a fucking liar.