>>691659121
We got another one in.
Both hands same time bro.

jerked me next to sister and dad without them noticing

>>691659605
Story?

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>>691659605
>be me
>20 year old UKfag
>get talking to 23 year old 8/10 at bar about DJing after DJing at local club
>moved to a booth and we end up talking a drinking for hours like we've been together years
>also in this time I was going to toilet having small keys of cocaine
>getting to 2am in the morning, the more I learn about this girl the more I feel the need to fuck her
>dick is growing and uncomfortable, need to move it. She see me doing this so grabs it and says "I think it's time we go back to yours"
>diamonds.jpg
>adjust myself call taxi
>make way back home with some kissing and feeling didn't want to give taxi man a show
>get in to my apartment
>she wanders of towards my DJ setup I go to the kitchen to empty my pockets and make drinks for us both
>also grab mirror of the top of cupboard and make a couple of lines for myself
>proceed to have a line and I hear "anon have you got....." as she walks in the kitchen
>her "oh nvm can I use that mirror to"
>me "yea sure go for it"
>we talk and drink and sniff for the next hour
>then I asked her "had any one ever sniffed any cocaine of your body before" she said no
>me "may I be the first then"
>she looked at me for a good 30 seconds stood up then unzipped her dress and placed it on the chair followed by her knickers and bra
>and then stood there in black heels
>and asked "where from anon"
>DiamondsAreForever.mkv

Part 1/3

>>691659931
we watched a movie together, me and her on one side of the couch and them on the opposite. then out of a sudden she unbuttoned my pants(i was laying with my back to them, they didnt pay attention anyway) and started to rub my dick. i reached into her pants, started playing with her pussy. once the film was over we ran into my room and fucked llike rabbits

>>691659121
sucked me off several times in public bathrooms at my college and we always fucked without a condom which would end up with me cumming inside he

>get drunk
>she never swallowed me before
>she said she wants to try it

>10 minutes of the sloppiest blowjob ever
>deepthroat and everything to get my dick super slippery
>about to cum
>she looks me in my eyes and says "I want your hot cum all over my tongue"

>I didn't fap for about 10 days so I blew a huge load and she slowly swalllowed it like it was wine and told me it tasted like fruit juice

>she undresses me and I make her lay on this big spinning circular love seat I had in the front room, I sniff coke of her tits and ass while playing with each other
>she asked me "can I sniff some of you anon"
>me "yea of course" I lay down, I was rock hard she pours some on my abs snorts it then she tells me to stand up
>her "hold your dick flat I want to try something"
>me "are you...." she starts pouring coke slowly onto my shaft
>I'm in fucking shock as she sniffs it off then puts my dick in her mouth to clean it, at this point I think I want to marry her
>JetFuelCan'tMeltMyErection.webm
>after 5 or so minutes of her sucking I had to get inside her
>stand her up bend her over insert penis
>FeelsGood.gif
>after 10 or so minutes I decide to see were shes at with anal, as you do
>pull out rub cock over asshole nothing from her I go to push it in she turns her head
>I asked her "we alright" she says "yea" in that cock hungry voice they have
>my penis is now in her asshole she now becomes 10/10 in my eyes
>about 5 minutes have past I've been playing with her tits and watching her face screw up when I dig deeper in her ass
>notice asshole is super wet and slippery and something is rolling down my leg
>think nothing of it continue for another minute
>go to move her forward a bit so I can kneel on chair
>put knee in wetness, I lean back to look at wetness notice my dick is brown and up to my belly button has a light coating of brown
>pull out instantly step back to a shitfall off the chair and plunge pool of shit on the wooden floor
>literally gasp at the fucking mess
>she turns her head to see what I'm doing
>notices me looking underneath her she spins around and sits on the edge of the chair
>upon spinning around and sitting on the edge of the chair she had unknowingly sat in her own shit and the bottom of her shoes were also in a pool of shit

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>>691661131
"he"

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>>691661462
Oh fucking no!!!!!

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>>691661462
>it takes a couple of seconds for her to notice what she had done, but when she does I wish I had a camera for just this point in the story
>while standing up she asked where the toilet is I direct her
>I was just about to tell her to remove the shoes before she went anywhere but she started to run with her hand over her mouth
>she took 3 steps in shit covered heels on the forth step she slipped and landed on her back
>Maximumkeks.bmp
>I grab her hand to help her up she lets go half way up gets on all fours, shit all on her ass and down the back of legs and starts throwing up
>she stops throwing up for a second I picked her up took her to the shower turn it on and told her to sort herself out
>she's too embarrassed to even look at me at this point but shes fine
>go back to front room to inspect damage
>£500 spinning seat ruined, rug ruined, wooden floor possibly ruined
>realize I still have shit all over my dick stomach and leg, go back to shower and get in
>start to wash her shit of each other I'm still diamonds
>once we are both clean she bends over and we fuck in the shower
>creampie her wash my dick and get out of shower leaving her to clean up and totally forgot about previous incident
>go to bedroom get dry put on shorts
>feeling happy about life at this point then I walk back into the front room
>OhShitNope.png
>the aftermath fucking stinks what had she eaten prior to coming out tonight
>had to throw chair and rug out
>we were both cleaning until about 6:30 in the morning
>finish cleaning both get in bed and fall asleep
>wake up about 11am she's not in the apartment find note
>dear anon, you are such a gentleman for the way you handled everything but I could not face you after last night as I am just too embarrassed sorry xxx
>mfw I couldn't remember her name she left no number or anything traceable
>mfw I have never found her
>mfw I haven't found another woman to sniff coke of my cock
>mfw I have been looking for 10 years

>>691662004
So beautifully tragic..

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>>691662004
Good story anon.

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>>691662004
I will always remember this story. I will carry it with me till the end of my days. She was the one man, I'm sorry.

>>691659121
jerked me off in a park

Used to fuck my ex on buses in graveyards in the middle of the day in the countryside the seaside everywhere where there was people walking about
>Best one though she was putting make up on in her bedroom with her friend
>I strolled in with a pair of shorts on with a bit of a semi on
>She turns to me & says you look a little excited
>I just smiled & winked
>She turns round to her friend & says I told you I d show you how to give great head
>Next thing she did was pull my shorts down & start giving me a legendary bj
>Her friend just stared for the first couple of mins
>Then she pulled her jogging pants down & started playing with herself
>I just about nutted instantly
>Ended up having my first ever 3 way
>Still fap over it all the time & it was 10 yrs ago

>>691659121
Sat on my lap.


While wearing shorts, so it was even edgier

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>>691662441
>>691662609
>>691662652

Still hurts inside /b/ros, it still hurts

>>691659121
>be me
>innocent gf comes over to my house
>has consensual sex with me
what a slut

Gf regularly gets on chat sites and gets naked and masturbates for whoever asks.

>>691659121

sheer bustier in public, nipples and smooshed boobs in full view.
sex in family restrooms
tiny skirts, no panties, bending over in store to look at things on bottom shelf

>be with Virgin Catholic GF for 2 years(saving herself for marriage, I'm ok with that)
>be deployed to bum fuck nowhere
>come back for christmas
>she slept with her best friend on multiple occasions
>beat the shit out of him
>end it with her
>go back to bum fuck Egypt and consider suicide
The end.

>>691659121
>We went to a notorious dogging site to see if we could catch anyone fucking
>NoJoy.jpeg
>About to drive home
>"Anon, find somewhere to park"
>Pull up somewhere about five minutes away
>"Lock the doors"
>Jump in the backseat, her juice is leaking out of her panties
>She takes out my cock, slides her panties to the side and rides me

Turns out that she's into public sex

>>691663399
Fucking slut

>>691663172
C U C K
U
C
K

>>691663399
Never trust the Innocent Catholic Girls, they are literally the worst, bacause they SEEM trustworthy

sucked muh dick in the church where her dad was the pastor while he was giving the sermon upstairs

anal on hotel balcony in downtown DC

lots of creampies

>>691659121
Shared my girlfriend with a 50 year old stranger we met at a Starbucks.

I spooned with her on her living room couch underneath a thick blanket while her brother was on the other couch. We were watching TV, and then I reached into her sweatpants, she into mine, and she jerked me off while I fingered her. All in the presence of her brother. As soon as he went upstairs, I quickly slid it in for a quickie, but couldn't finish sadly because I didn't have a condom.

>>691664377
Pussy beta

Sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation.

Tied her arms, facefucked her and pissed in mouth.

Lots of things. Sat on my gfs face while she eats my ass and jacks me off. Fucked her asshole deep and came on her face. Just about everything outside of truely wacko shit

my girlfriend and her younger cousin are really close
i worked up the courage to tell my girl my that i was jerked off to her cousin a few times and have had dreams of her jerking me off
my girl said she would talk her cousin into modeling in her bra and panties for me to jerk off to

best jerk ever

>>691665020
Pic of her please? Love girl's who lick ass

>>691665181
Proof

>>691664593
True hero

>>691665360
Sorry don't post her here

>>691664593
Disgusting

Let me sit on top (one leg on each side of her tits). Jerking off telling her im gonna cum in her mouth. Fap and facefuck on and off. Love it.

Had GF stand on all 4 while im jerking off. When im about to cum she is supposed to turn around so I can cum in her mouth.

Fucked her anally, creampie in ass.

With one night stand: cum in mouth, swallow.

Ass to mouth

>>691665593
On kik?

My ex stripped naked in the street outside my flat building and fingered herself while I took pictures

Let my gf fuck me with a strapon so i could have a threesome with her friend

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>>691662004
That's a shitty situation anon

>>691661458
This is a man who has lived the dream

4 fingers in her ass, fingered her many times on two different friends couch/bed and on my parents' bed. She is into ddlg, loves anal and likes to be choked etc so she likes to do anything I tell her to.

>>691666100
Pic of ex?

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Fucked a black guy while I jerked in the corner.

She came twice and then let him nut her mouth.

>>691666562
Also she always wants to swallow, it's the best and her bj's are the best.

>>691666601
Spineless little cuck

>>691666601
Then you kissed her right?

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>>691666601
Your kind should be wiped out tbh fam

>>691666601

Is pic related?

>>691659121
Oh this is a fun one.
>got her to pole dance at a bar in cap d'agde
>making out with a mature woman in cap d'agde
>let me masturbate her in a park (at night)
>general sex; she enjoyed anal, bondage, large insertions, fisting, slut clothes
Loved the sex, but couldn't see myself married to her / spend the rest of our lives together, so I dumped her.

>>691659121
My ex fucked a dog and loved it

>>691659121
have sex on the great wall of china

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>>691666822

Took a lot of balls to ask her to do it.

We let her dude nail her about once a month. Its hot. She'd never actually date a black guy.

>>691667035
Also I got to piss on her in the shower, and peed into her ass, that was held open by a speculum. Hot damn that was nice!

>>691666579
She was dirty - not particularly attractive though!

>>691659121

Made her cum in front of her brother with a remote control vibrator

Fucked her on random cars in her neighborhood at night.

Had her meet me at a busy train station wearing lingerie or a schoolgirl uniform under a long coat

Fucked her doggy style out of a hotel room window where guests outside could see her naked

Fucked her while she was on the phone to friends/family/her ex

>>691659121
let me cum on her face

>>691667041
story please!

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>>691667142
>I'm brave for asking my wife to cuck me
>"We allow"
>Implying you actually have any say

Infinity fucking keks anon

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>>691663513
For the love of Christ tell me you guys did something eventually

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>>691662004

>>691666100
Proof!

>>691667035
Can I ask what was the deal breaker? How come you didn't click? I know it's random, just curious.

>>691660884
fake and gay

My car broke down in the middle of the road on a highway at night and this stranger came to offer help. He called a tow truck but they were about two hours away from us so we ended up bunkering in his truck to stay warm. The truck was pretty small so my wife was sitting on my lap and I got an erection. We ended up fucking in his truck while he watched us. After I was done he wanted a turn and my wife gave him a blow job in front of me. Probably the hottest moment of my life.

>>691666601
CUCK
U
C
K

>>691667739
Jesus why are there so many cucks on /b/ tonight

>>691662004
can we see the note？

my gf has sex with old men for money. has made $1200 this week.

Had sex in front of her parents without them knowing, also being jerked off with my own cum

>>691662916
Fucking hard core anon

>>691667983
Yet more cucks
I'm speechless
Are like 50% of /b/ browsers cucks?

>>691667204
Did her brother notice?

>>691667829
There's always cucks on /b/. What did you expect?

>>691667829

There are always so many cucks on /b/.

>Rented boat with wife
>Fucked on it obviously
>Popular boating waters
>Caught by passerbys
>Couple guys about my age
>They come aboard end up double teaming my wife while I record it
>Jerk off to that video at least once every 2 days
>Wife thinks I deleted it

>>691667917
Shit was 10 years ago, I did put it away at the time but moved since then.

>>691667041
One of mine did that, too. Also said she enjoyed it. But she never did it again. Also got offended when I asked if she did it with her family dog.

>>691668218

Pretty sure he did. Never said anything tho.

>>691668346
>>691668417
I think hitler had the wrong group of people in mind
No wonder the niggers are getting uppity with cucks like these around

>>691662004
I had a similar experience, but not nearly as messy and funny. I fucking feel you man :(

blew me on a train and swallowed the whole load, one of the best moments of my life

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>>691668127
I was a bull for a cuck for a while. He wasn't ever around when I was inseminating his wife, the deal was to take videos, but the fact that I saw him as the most pathetic thing on earth and trash talked him endlessly was apparently a big turn on for both of them.

I can't understand it any more than the popularity of trannies but if everyone gets off on it I have no problem.

>>691667142
Hahahaha! You are such a spineless bitch. That's hilarious that you think it took balls, you might as well cut your balls off and give them to the black dude. You do realize that they have found out that any semen that is ingested/absorbed binds to that person's DNA. That means every time "your" HAHA chick gets semen in her ass, vag, or mouth from that monkey the monkey's DNA binds to hers and starts developing her to be a bit more like him. That also means if you ever have kids that your kid will have traces of Tyrone's DNA in them ass well. You might as well tell her to go have a kid with Tyrone you ape lover.

>>691668417
>>691668346

There's always so many samefags on /b/ too.

>>691662757
lucky son of a bitch

>>691668529
Story?
What did she look like?

>>691668511
upload or never happend

>>691668127
>I'm speechless
Sadly, untrue.

>>691668695

>Citation needed

All my exes let me fuck their nose holes. 0 nose holes to go

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>>691666391
>>691661458

>>691666601
...So what you're saying is your gf has AIDS now?

>>691659121
1st. being sexually uptight while pretending to being naughty goth
2nd. being sexually uptight, then cheated
3rd. anal just as i was about to break up with her

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>>691659121
Have consensual sex with me

>>691667829
As long as we have wimpy little bitches of men in our society then there will be cucks as well. When Trump becomes president and we're not all banned from free speech we'll be able to slap them around again until they realize they're mentally unstable.

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>>691664877
nice! very nice

>>691659121
Blowjob on a long distance bus

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>>691667581
One of the pics

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Naked gf of a cuck

>>691669493

I hate when they get so fat that you can't even see their pussies while looking directly at it

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My ex let me finger her until she came while we were dancing at a club. She was wearing a really short skirt. She moved my hands down her thighs then over her panties. I pulled her panties to the side and fingered her as she grinded her tight ass on my cock. Pic is her.

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>>691669688

got her blacked out drunk and fucked the shit out of her while my friends hung out in her apartment. i passed out and she wasn't done, so she went out and got fucked by 4 of my friends. 3 of them left in the morning but when stores started opening again the last one walked her to the store to get more tequila, then fucked her in an alley on the way back.

>ex was cheating slut
>next day came home told her I wasn't going to fuck her until she got tested.
>got horny, fucked her ass completely raw
>cam on her face
>rub it in
>put my clothing on and left
>haven't talked to her since.

>>691668927

Male microchimerism in women without sons: quantitative assessment and correlation with pregnancy history
http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/m/pubmed/16084184/

Women absorb and carry living DNA and cells from every male they have sexual intercouse with
http://www.godlikeproductions.com/forum1/message2299543/pg1

Male Microchimerism in the Human Female Brain
" In conclusion, male microchimerism is frequent and widely distributed in the human female brain."
http://journals.plos.org/plosone/article?id=10.1371%2Fjournal.pone.0045592#pone.0045592-Lambert1
— with Alan Dawson.

>>691669493
Was this taken on a DSLR, shit looks crisp.

>>691668346
>>691668417

this is only true nowadays though. it was not always the case. /b/ has always been shit, but the type of shit changes. so many of the most common threads today only became trendy over the last few years

traps
cuck
loli

all 3 of these are relatively new trends that make a terrible board a bit worse.

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>>691669688
Does she wear a invisible hat ??

let me fuck her after we broke up when she was talking to some ugly hick. she's a 9/10, green eyes, fat booty, slim all that good shit. but while we were fucking, she said "oh anon, you're so much bigger and better than..." came buckets.

Drove my bestfriend home from a bar one night. His girlfriend was with him so I drove her home too. Dropped him at his place and helped carried him into his bedroom. While I carried him he puked on me. His girlfriend helped me take off my pants since I didn't want to touch is vomit. Saw my cock and we fucked on my friends bed while he was passed out.

>>691669638
>>691669688
She must have had a killer headache.

My gf likes to pull my dick out at parties/bars and blow me for a few seconds. She says she likes the thought of being caught

>on holiday in Paris with my wife
>went to the Moulin Rouge
>free bottle of champagne when we sat down at our table
>I had 1 glass, wife drank the rest
>wife was into girls before we got together but not since we were dating
>mixture of champagne and sexy burlesque dancers got wife horny
>pulled my dick out of my pants and jerked me off under the table with hundreds of people around us
>walking through the red light district after the show past a strip club
>mfw wife said lets go inside
>mfw wife said lets get a lot dance together
>walking through the red light district making out against walls and feeling each other up
>mfw wife said lets find a brothel and have a threesome with a sexy French prostitute
>finally found a brothel in a back street
>door man wouldn't let us in because we were to drunk
>wife said lets go back to the hotel and she will give me a dirty show
>wife threw up in the taxi, had to have the concierge help me carry her to bed because she was passed out
>went to sleep with a full nutsack

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>>691670579
She's just a big big sex addicted whore.

Hmm have done ass to mouth with ex gf and current Gf. I took both of their anal virginities. I've also had lots of public sexual acts with both of them. I've cum in my ex gfs mouth on several occasions. Ive had sex with my current Gf while jer little brother was alseep in the same room. Both of them have also offered to lick my asshole, but I haven't mustered up the courage to let either of them. Im a bit self conscious of the hairiness. Kek.

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>>691670787

>be me
>17th birthday
>girlfriend at the time 18
>went out for a meal for my birthday
>tasty af
>my parents driving
>gf teases me in the back seat
>major boner
>gets it out
>showered before we went out
>Musnt have dried properly
>full car smells of warm smelly cock
>mother turns around to see my gf with my chode in her hand
>drops her off home
>silent drive home
>go straight to my room

To this day nothing else has been said. Gf left me soon after as it was awkward as fuck

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>>691670648
>not fucking her while passed out
>how faggot are you

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>>691670110

>>691669638
>>691669688
>>691670787
>>691670821
Her ab game is strong.

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Kinda boring but she blew me while on the phone to her mom. pic not related.

>>691670223
>loli is a new trend on /b/
HAHAHHAHA

Spotted the newfag.

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you name it and my wifes done it almost garenteed besides the cuck stuff and the freaky fetishes lol

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>>691670824
>Musnt have dried properly
>full car smells of warm smelly cock
>mother turns around to see my gf with my chode in her hand
>drops her off home

Thank you /b/ro, had the greatest picture in my head then

ex-gf wanked me off under a duvet while we were watching a film. her cousin was sat right next to us.

current gf choked herself with a belt while i licked her feet, fingered her and tossed myself off

>>691661458
She lied.

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>>691671274
also she hated the bottle but made her do it often and she would do it lol

>ex let me finger her in bsck sest while parents drove snd sister was sitting next to her.

Different ex
>csme over to my house with her friend. Both of them naked, getting ready in my bathroom while i just sat there blown away not knowing wtf to do.
Stupid highschool fag.

>same ex as above.
>banging her in her friends bedroom.
>condom breaks, mid sex
>dont have another one.
>just put it in my ass.
>fuck her butt until she says "you gotta hurry cause it hurts.
>fuck it im not gonna nut quick enough. Pull out and call it quits

Other girl
>let me fuck her brains out while her mom was downstairs every day after highschool.

>when we first started hooking up wouldnt suck my dick but would beat me off, then swallow my load. Fuckin weirdo

>last few times we hooked up she had a bf. She would just suck me off and bounce.

>>691670110
whoa. interesting read, can you sum it all up in a few lines?

>>691670442
some friend you are

Stuck her tongue as far as it would go into my asshole

My gf and I have fucked at the movie theatre in the back row many a time.

Never got caught except this one time she was just holding my boner in her hand and this guy a few rows down but directly in front of us turned around and somehow saw and he goes "oh shes holding his dick"

Probably just what happened now. Came inside her pussy. Then fucked her ass and pussy interchangeably. Later licked cum off of me. Fun night but I'm fucking tired

>>691659121
fucked a former friends gf. tied her up, used some toy on her, came in ass, pussy and mouth a shit ton. told her not to clean out her ass or pussy until after the next time she had sex with her bf. they end up fucking the same night. he ate her out while he was drunk. did not notice he ate some cum out of her. id say thats kinda slutty of her.

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>>691671039
Her body is tight as fuck. But she fucked around on me. She really liked fucking a lot.

I fucked my brothers gf.
Kinda slightly off topic.
He actually asked me to do it he'd already asked a friend who said no and Id always found her hot so I didn't hesitate.
Was a few moments if weirdness when plowing her knowing he was watching

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>>691672084

>haven't got sex with gf for few days, was pretty horny
>she came to my house, we get into casual foreplay
>sometimes we have only oral, sometimes we have intercourse. This time i had my mind set on getting a nice blowjob
>start to finger her, were both amazingly heated
>get her cum pretty fast, shes flexing while jacking me off. got to slow her down a little, coz im getting closer.
>then she gives me her full attention, taking me deep, gaging from time to time
>i keep on fingering her, so shes all the time pretty close to orgasm
>then she switches to balls
>shes lying on her back, and i move from beside her to kneel over her head
>shes starting to lick my balls, and the stop right behind her
>shes getting wild, i often gave her signs how i fuckin love it
>shes on the verge of second orgasm, licking the spot right between my balls and butthole
>thoughts dashing through my brain, always wanted her to rim me, but shes antianusplay
>im getting fuckin diamonds, shes starts flexing again, im feeling the moment, and speed up with fingering
>delicately slide my hips a little front, feeling her tongue right on my ass
>jesusfuckinchrist.jpg
>its fuckin overwhelming, im having huge goosebumps, feeling her tongue licking my ass
>jesusfuckinchristx2.jpg
>she clutches my dick, starting jecking me
>i can say she got wild, going through orgasm
>i dont want her to stop, so im starting to finger her hard
>im slowly coming, cant still believe it
>cum on her tits, while she licks my ass

Afterwards i felt a little embarassed, it was a little too much for me altho i always wanted it. Now everytime im a little horny i want it to rehappen, altho im a little scared.

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>>691671999
i smell bullshit

>>691671644
The way I think about it, she's a slut and I just exposed her for being a slut.

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>>691671500
Sperm is alive. It is living cells. When it is injected into you it swims and attaches and burrows into your flesh.
If its in your mouth it swims and climbs into your nasal passages, inner ear, and behind your eyes. Then digs in. It enters your blood stream and collects in your brain and spine.
Like something out of a scifi movie.

Thanks based anon for finding this, much ammo is contained within.

>>691671865
"oh shes holding his dick"
top kek mate

>>691671500
Here you go, I'm making another thread on it.

>>691672123

>cum on face multiple times

> straddled and fucked herself on the gearshift of my car

>also fucked covered in baby oil on balcony at the beach with about 30 people just 10 underneath on the ground,

>also pulled my dick out of her pussy, saying she'd do anything for me, and put in her own ass, fucked her, then she sucked it clean

>>691671463
why did she hate it? thats fuckin hot

Chicks this hot can. Should of learned to share

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I'll dump what I have of gf and ex gf

>> fucked a 50 yr old guys 48 year old wife while he watched for two years.

>>wife tried to leave him for my 22 year old ass

Shit was weird.


>>fucked 16 yr old gf in the band room closet while her parents waited for her after school

>>shared 30 year old ginger nurse with best friend for three weeks one summer

>>fucked 39 year old nurse who moved back to my town to get away from her abusive husband
>>her kids used to pound on the door d try to see what mommy was doing
>>she would ignore


Yay weird secks

>>691672326
...b-but then it dies, right?

>first and only bisexual experience. totally fucking disgusted, oh no what did i get myself into. bad feel bad for having guy come over so i go through with a blow job. he comes in my mouth.
fucking disgusting

>his sperm is in my brain? not cool, not cool at all

>>691666989

Yup

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>>691672321
Your a fucking idiot. You are more of a piece of shit than she is. Bro code faggot. It's easy for girls to get dick.

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>>691662004

I will keep this story with me as well, anon. For you may find her again. Godspeed.

>>691672449
It's on the internet, so it must be true!

Also, notice how none of these links indicate that any sort of neurological change happens at all? All that happens is that some of the DNA from sperm remains. That's literally it.

But yes, please believe what some dumbass on the internet says, because it feeds his cognitive bias about hating cucks.

>>691672449
>trying too hard

My current girlfriend jerked me off at during a school pep rally once. She told me to cut a hole in the shorts of my left pocket and come to school without any underwear on. I covered my lap with my backpack and she jerked me while our friends say around us having a good time. Didn't cum because it was too risky but it was pretty damn amazing.

>>691673276
>>691673280
Well I just made that new thread and they already deleted it. That's because 4chan is now owned by the marxist Jews that love mixing the perfect Aryan race with other species. They don't want you to know the truth.

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>>691672982

This has very important ramifications for women. Especially promiscuous women who practice unprotected sexual intercourse.

Every male you absorb spermatazoa from becomes a living part of you FOR LIFE.

The women autopsied in this study were elderly. Some had carried the living male DNA for well over 50 years.

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Let personal trainer wreck my gf.

On a no orgasm dietary/training course.

Im think im more into him than her.

Being rich and white is weird.

Pic related

>>691673630
The truth is that there is absolutely no affect on people. It doesn't change your preferences, or anything.

It was deleted because it's fucking retarded idiots spouting out fucking retarded ideas that are not actually backed by science.

So yeah, it deserves to be deleted. It's like posting that vaccines cause autism, or about chemtrails being gov't brainwashing.

it's fucking stupid.

>>691673710
I know a new way to get off, anon: share your money with me! And your woman if she's nearby.

>>691672982
How does it feel to have the DNA of another dude in your brain changing who you are?

>>691659121
my gf jerked me off under the blanked, while we was watching a film with a friend of her,
i nearly came but we stopped it cause we thought that the other girl caught us

it was pretty risky and felt so good, damn i want that again

>>691673945
Except that I posted the actual government study on it and sources... so yeah there's that.

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she made me watch some random guy grope her and pull her dress up in a club

>>691674031
it doesn't. that's the point.

But some cuck hater read the study about this, pulled out his "Jump to conclusions" mat, and started creating this rumor to support his hatred.

>>691659121
Pee in her vag. Sex talk of her getting eaten out by a dog

>>691674004

Money Dom is stupid. Besides its mostly all wrapped up in a$$3tz

>>691659121
>Dom/sub
>she enjoys being a pet fuck toy
>have a butt plug with a fox tail on it
>use it on her regularly when we fuck
>come home from work and she's there (we didn't live together but she had a key)
>ass end tail in her mouth, on her hands / knees
>begs me to fuck

She was a lot of fun... I miss her more than the other ones.

>>691674221
Did you even read the sources?

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>>691672768
said it was to big and hurt her face while riding it is amazing wish i had some pics of that lol and the soudns she'd make

>>691674157
Except that the gov't studies don't support the idea that it affects brain chemistry or neurology.

It in no way supports changing your preferences.

It just shows that some foreign DNA remains. That's LITERALLY it.

But congrats on being a fucking dumb ass autistic retard that doesn't understand science, or have anything remotely resembling reading comprehension.

>>691673945
You gotta admit the concept would make some great erotica though.

>>691666601
Could you tell me your nationality fam? Btw jacking to her pic at the moment

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>>691674221
>>691673945
>>691673280
See >>691670110

Gave me a bj in the same room as her brother

fingerblasted her under the covers while her friend that was in love with her was watching a movie with us

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>>691674521

American. In the south.

>>tis why gf wont date black guy

>>691674549
I have. And I read it.

You know what the study doesn't say? That it affects how people think, or their sexual preferences.

It literally JUST says that some DNA is left behind. That's fucking it.

But some cuck haters think it says a hell of a lot more than it actually does, because they really, really want it to support their hatred... even though it doesn't. At all.

That means that these cuck haters are fucking retarded morons that don't know how science works, nor have any reading comprehension.

>>691659121
We got really drunk at a 5 star hotel and fucked twice in the cabana and once in a bathroom stall. She let me fuck her in the ass while she stood on the toilet. This was in the same night in a span of a couple of hours. I nutted in her all three times.

>>691659121
Get pregnant, have an abortion. Her pussy was all sore but she wanted sex so badly that she did anal for the first time.

>>691674471
Okay, you obviously have not studied chemistry enough. That's not it. Do you not understand the meaning of "
"Collectively with data showing the presence of male DNA in the cerebrospinal fluid [32], our results indicate that fetal DNA and likely cells can cross the human blood-brain barrier (BBB) and reside in the brain. Changes in BBB permeability occur during pregnancy [33] and may therefore provide a unique opportunity for the establishment of Mc in the brain. Also unique to our study are the findings that male Mc in the human female brain is relatively frequent (positive in 63% of subjects) and distributed in multiple brain regions, and is potentially persistent across the human lifespan (the oldest female in whom male DNA was detected in the brain was 94 years)."
If you had studied Organic Chemistry at all you would understand that means much more than just a presence of DNA.

>One gf liked to fuck around a lot.
>Once she went to another city to have sex with a girl she had been to high school with.
>The girl ate her out while the girl's boyfriend watched. Gf did not fuck the girl's bf but the girl and her bf fucked.
>Gf came home and showed me her diary as her way of telling me what she had done.
>I had picked up another girl while gf was away. Gf and I then had threesomes with the new girl.
>Gf told her best friends how mean I was to her.

>>691672257
Fuckin love it when my gf licks my ass man

The fairy tale is true. The devil exists. God exists. And for us, as people, our very destiny hinges upon which one we elect to follow.”

>>691663034
kek

sucking my dick next to her drunk, sleeping big brother or sucking my dick infront of 5 friends playing fifa

>>691675099

Similar situation. She got horny a few hours after an abortion and we did anal.

>>691673219
She needs to take her clothes off.

Hi >>691675611
This is >>691675099
Was it an hormonal abortion? Cause ours was.
Maybe its a thing?

>>691675169
Not the same anon but dude you definitely don't have a scientific mind. I'm not gonna insult you like he is, I actually want everyone to be more knowledgable.

The fact is that you're making assumptions from that quote. The other anon is right, it is literally just saying it occupies space there and stays there. Nothing about changing neural networks in any meaningful way.

LSD does a very similar thing but you don't spend the rest of your life tripping. The claims you are making are completely unscientifically founded.
That's not to say it's not true, but so far it has not been proven.

>>691674216
I think that counts as the perviest thing you've done, not her.

>>691675576
Did she swallow?

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>>691669638

>>691675818

No. It was a normal dnc. This girl was just a slut.

>>691676025
she always did, i miss the sex, but she was fucking insane

>>691661458
das because you're a fucking fruit

>>691673710
Rich white anon, fancy donating to a young UKfag being destroyed by brexit

>>691674471
the idea as I understand it is that it can cause autoimmune diseases and degerative disorders. so I wouldn't say that this is innocuous or irrelevant at all. down the line we might discover that promiscuity is at the root if many modern diseases, who knows.

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>>691673203
>Bro code
>Mfw

Strap on sex.

>>691675185
you know your gf fucked that dude you fucking cuck

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>>691661458

>>691666601
Painful death to kinds like you... fucking shame

>>691663172
Mine does that but instead of cucking me she leads them on and then rejects then because of me.

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>>691675536
No deleting on my watch fucktard

And yes you are a fucking faggot

>>691659121
My ex was into being tied up, throat fucked and getting drunk and doing combinations of the above.
Her favourite thing to do was getting drunk and sucking my dick, lots of drool, I had to sit on a folded up towel.

>>691675849
Additionally, the study doesn't state that intercourse will do this either, it is just a possibility. As the incidence of male DNA is increased in women who have abortions, the probability is that those who didn't have sons or abortions probably had early term miscarriages which provided the male DNA (placental route is the most likely)

>>691664593
fucking slut

>>691676725

If you were getting fucked by brexit, itd be because you too were rich.

All the losses are in financial assets you dumb fuck.

So unless youre some russian investing in london real estate or you have a mutual fund from which you plan to.liquidate in the next few months, fuck off.

God its true. Ukfags are as dumb as americans now

>>691659121
Let me fuck her bareback in her classroom, she's an elementary teacher. Pretty great time.

We occasionally have threesomes with another guy or a lady. Couple times.we have tried swinging and once I got her hammered drunk and let her get gang banged by 6 of us blokes when she was blindfolded and still till today thinks it was just me and one other bloke.. Old fag here, been happily married for well over 15 years now.

>691667739
CUCK
U
C
K

>>691675849
>>691675849
Neither does LSD stay there behind the blood barrier. Anything that has taken permanent placement behind the blood barrier that reacts with pregnancy cycles (even if it's just a movement) always manipulates with the actual Pineal and Pituitary glands being able to almost completely change a person. But it goes much farther then those glands. In cases studying Alzheimer we've observed this. LSD leaves that area in the brain and later can be found in the spinal cord. But the point of this is that they found it continued captivity of those parts of the brain while continuing it's spread throughout the body into the spinal cord when it came to Microchimerism. For instance: If you LSD continued to stay behind the BBB and work in those areas of the brain (Or even reacting with body occurrences like pregnancy) then you would see people that consumed LSD get stuck in different effects. But even in comparing Microchimerism with LSD you have to admit they have observed many permanent characteristics and behaviors stay with patients in controlled studies of LSD. The point is that if you know enough about Organic Chemisty the proof we've found that shows DNA inhabiting certain areas of the brain permanently (especially behind the BBB) we have confirmation that something else is going on behaviorally within the characteristics.

>>691668511
Screencaps of video
Now

>691668511
CUCK
U
C
K

>>691676419
I love insane chicks. Got nudes? Post 'em, bro...

Dad walked in while I was balls deep in his daughter under the covers. Kept fucking. One of the highlights of my life.

>>691678162
Living the dream.

>>691679276
How old were you, the dad, and the daughter? Did he get a good angle and see his daughter's vadge getting plowed, or maybe her butthole on view in doggy position?

>>691677288
Nope, but she did fuck three guys who had two-inch dicks.
Were you one of them?

>>691680407
is 2 inch even possible haha also still makes her a whore

>>691670223
> traps are disgusting

>loli i don't care, perv nerds whatever

>cucks...

>cuck is fucking hot and i would love to get my gf rammed while she has my dick in her mouth

>>691680702
>is 2 inch even possible

You clearly haven't been here long then have you.

>lurk moar

>>691680407
only 3/10 bitches fuck guys with 2 inch dicks, so no, I didn't.

4 year long long distance relationship.
Here's a few short stories

>first time visiting her
>park in her car a block away from her house
>notorious location for joggers
>uncomfortably fuck in backseat
>two guys jog by and could barely make out a pair of thumbs up through foggy windows

Another
>dinner table with her mom, brother and his gf
>she plays footsies work my cock across the table
>different evening, sitting next to me this time
>takes every chance she can to feel up my cock through my jeans

>she would do these quick little flashes of her barely c cup tits or of her big, round, plump booty, but only when she knew only I could see
>at nordstrom department store
>donut shop waiting for the lady to return with fresh donuts
>her kitchen when her mom, brother and his gf are setting up dining room

>she would let me feel up her thighs, play with her tits and occasionally with her pussy while driving

Day before the last time I saw her
>her mom is in the study, skyping her dad in afghan, we're in the living room
>there's barely line of sight from study to us if you're standing in the rooms front right corner, otherwise there's an archway and the edge of the kitchen wall blocking sight
>shit gets hot and we start diddling each other
>she wants to fuck, and she wants it now
>doggystyle on the sofa, came inside her leggings
>her mom didn't hear a thing

Good I miss her. I don't think about her every day anymore like I used to. Stopped that habit a few months back, but whenever I do think of her, it all floods back, the good and the bad.

>>691681614
kek, last good = *god

Went out to grab drinks with GF. Got really hammered. She starts sucking my cock on the cab way home. Cab drops us off. She's still in her knees sucking me off on our driveway. Neighbor pulls up, walks up to say hi. Notices GF when he's like 5ft away. I ask what's up. He tries to respond without getting awkward. I tell him I won't tell his wife if he wants to join.

Goes on for 20 more mins. Both blow on her face. Kisses him with cum on her face. Head inside. His wife joined next time.

>>691680702
Oddly enough, what she did was in keeping with the topic of this thread.

I know, keeping on topic is considered passé during the summer months. But some of us still try.

>>691681149
Actually, no. This one looked a bit like Anne Hathaway with long hair and large breasts. Your rating system has not been adjusted for the real world.

>>691659121
>Was in K Mart with gf
>just shopping and passing time
>go to intimate aisles
>looking at lube
>she picks up one and says "it's a good one"
>we walk around some more
>end up in corner of store no one around
>she still has the lube and pulls her pants down
>says lets do something dirty
>she lubes up her ass
>I anal fuck her in the store in a back aisle
>cum on some items on self
>pay for crap we needed and left

>>691681968
I'd love to try that.

>Pick up gf at the international border.
>Fifty minutes of freeway to get home, sucking cock the whole way.
>Occasionally comes up for air and talks about how she'd like to have all three of her holes filled at the same time, says she even has the other candidates in mind.
>She doesn't like cum in her mouth, so I don't. We fuck as soon as we get in the door.
>Anal's her favorite, so I do anal.
>Forgot the first rule of anal.
>Shits all over the carpet.

>>691659121
Fingered ex while watching movie with her sister. Was worried her sister would hear the wet noises. Worked fine.

Jerked me off on her younger sister while she slept(the sister obv)

>>691681968
Did you ever do anything with the wife?

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fucked a girl after her hens party 2 weeks before she got married.
fucked her again exactly 7 days before her wedding at her dads house which was where she was getting married
picked a fight with her husband on her wedding night, left the honeymoon suite and walked to my place(about 20 minutes) we fucked all night. I was a guest at the wedding.

they broke up a few days after the honeymoon and we kept fucking for a few months. good times

pic related.

>>691659121

Thread is about to die but whatever

>GF (now wife) wants to go to the park for a date
>Go to Olive Garden
>Get ice cream afterwards
>Go to park
>I park the car and she lunged over onto me
>Straddles me in my seat
>Starts making out with me
>She drags me to the backseat
>She starts grinding against me
>After 5 minutes, she orgasms loud as hell
>Moans so loud people on the bike path hear
>"What's going on over there?"
>"Is anyone hurt???"
>We booked it the fuck out of there

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>>691659121
Had sex at a creek where we though we were alone only to get caught by a fisherman and his son. Worst part is that they were right next to our clothes and belongings and I had to go back because I lost my glasses.
We've also had sex at dark empty parking lots at night. Honestly I really fucking hate public sex but I have to put up with it or else she gets pouty.

>>691686898
Post more ?

>>691686964
Sounds like a hard life anon, don't let you memes be dreams

>>691687616

>>691664593
You monster!!

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Gf blew me on cinco

>>691686068
You are a god. MOAR.