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Poorly describe a game ITT and others try and guess it.
I'll start
>be dad
>lose kid
>be sad
>drugs
>dancing
>soup
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>>691596105
heavy rain?
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>>691596235
Nope
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>>691596105
I'm gonna try this one again, because nobody guessed it before

>Be me
>working some shitty mining operation out in the cold
wishiwasbackonmars.wav
>find a weird box in the snow
>die within the first 30 minutes of the game
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Posting the one's I made for last thread I didn't get to post

>>691596105
All that comes to mind is david cameron's wife has a miscarrige and he can't take all the shit happening to him

>Vampires turn me into a vampire
>get saved
>become slave
>kill vampires
>pussy everywhere
>little sister is fucking awkward
>go to cafe
>more pussy
>decide to kill all the vampires
>cosplay
>fuck shit up
>kill head vamp by making him look like the cover of a yaoi doujin
>get bitches
>fuck I love being a squinty eyed vampire slave


>be me
>life sucks dick
>die
>become a badass
>free the slaves
>fuck up the industry
>kill industrial overlords army
>kill industrial overlord
>fuck bitches
>drink beer
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>>691596105
max pain
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>>691596554
legacy of Kain?
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>>691596645
nope
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>>691596105
>first teammate is a kitty
>take kitty into dungeon
>*youve obtained a windmill*
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>>691596730
Rabi Ribi?
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>>691596554
Vampire: The Masquerade
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>>691596730
Dark cloud
Gethard
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>>691596529
borderlands
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How about

>be kid
>lose dad
>fall into basement
>kill mom
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>>691596863
nope
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>>691596971
isaac
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>>691596971
binding of isaac
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>>691596954
nop
good guess
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>russian
>teen
>underground living
>ammo is money
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>>691597118
metro
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>be me
>get sick
>can't remember how the fuck this happened
>let's look for clues gang
>people keep dying because of the disease
>find possible clue
>shit the clue died
>better keep looking
>I'm getting a HUGE CLUE
>it was me all along
>become messiah of my people
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>>691597118
metro
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>>691597196
That was easy.
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> be me
> insult people
> insult black bitch
> free prisoner
> fiddle with bird
> kill bad guy
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>be a cop basically
>fucking furries under attack, but its my job to help. Miss my coffee break due to this.
>Wait for back up like an asshole while my team is in trouble
>literally endanger the world because I was afraid of fire
>my dog isn't though
>turns out fucking furries behind it all to begin with
>literally save the world by sacrificing someone else
>welcomed home as a hero
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travel with a bug artist and trace constellations
>feels
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>have amnesia
>get taken advantage of by hot redhead
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Here's and easy one

>be me
>bitch sleeps with me
>OHSHITNOTGOOD.girlfriend
>bitch is literally perfection
>sleep terribly
>drink to make it better
>friends try to help
>one say's its my fault, tell the transgendered fuck he's full of shit
>try to hide it and get bitch to leave me alone
>girlfriend fakes being pregnant to find out
>finds out
>she leaves me
>get showered in pussy
>satan is my girlfriends bitch
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>be me
>they told me i died but i didnt
>welcome me to the river styx saying im immortal
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>>691597703
catherine ez
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>>691597764
yep, said it was ez
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>>691596105
LISA
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>Hairy nigga with a bad temper
>Only white people in your town
>you are like rick grimes, but you are absolute shit, at least you are a bad ass
>cute pupper
>antagonist is an old white dude, white dudes and dudettes are the only ones who help him, not a black man in sight
>white people shocked by eveything you do
>one black character, ok well, he is an actualy monkey but close enough
>No sequel, makes you want to commit
>companies best game, easily
>Bork
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>>691597826
Ding ding Dingaling! You got it
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>>691596529
nier right?
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>>691597888
not RDR, is it?
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>Be me
>My son dies
>I freak out and go to a whole other world
>When it rains, monsters come out to attack me
>In the end, I found out someone murdered my son
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>>691596105
>Character is obese, malformed creature
>Devour everything in sight to feast off of their power and energy
>Tear through an old kingdom and evict the King
>Steal all the food
>Fly away
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>>691598088
sorry mate, guess again

hint: main character is on life support throughout the rest of the game
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>>691598167
kirby
>>
>be me
>be detective
>best friend is a borderline psychopath
>get told I need to investigate some shit
>go to shops
>buy some shit from my paranoid paki retailer
>tells me they're after him
>fuck off you damn immigrant I just want to get back to looking at bitches from my window
>go investigate shit
>go almost fucking everywhere
>never get paid for it

this should be easy
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>YOU GO HOME IN BODY BAG G.I
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>>691598273
Gta5
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>>691598273
Steins;Gate?
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>>691597674
The witcher 2
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>>691597674
Ico?
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>>691598342
>>691598348
Nope
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>>691598361
Yup
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>fat fuck of a friend wants to throw party
>he'll only eat one kind of food so I've gotta track that shit down because he's too fat to do squat, and I care too much
>take photographs along the way because I'm a one of a kind hipster
>learn some sick parkour moves
>finally find the food, but it aint enough
>friend caves and decides hes cool with other kinds of food
>youfuckingbitchimgoingtokillyou
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>>691597888
TWAU
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>>691598273
Sam and Max?
>>
>>691598540
pokemon snap?
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>You shouldn't have done that.
>>
>arrested and thrown in jail for being whatever race you are
>oldfag springs you and tells you you've been in his dreams
>oldfag is kill by towelheads
whenwereyou.gif
>gives you pimp jewelry before death
>take it to my priest friend
>Wait aren't you Patrick Stewart
Etc.
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>>691598635
majora's mask
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>be me
>be engineer
>foreigners have taken over ship
>refugeesWelcome.jpg
>do chores to fix ship while they annoy the shit out of me
>destroy foreigners religious relic
>get out
>shit got me cray fam
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>>691598607
Good Job anon. Still waiting on season 2.
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>>691598617
Banang and bosco say yes
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>GET UP ON THE HYDRA'S BACK
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>>691598633
you're on the right track, but no
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>>691596529
last hint: giant robots named after egyptian gods
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>>691598746
KH2 easy!
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>bae is pretty chill
>gamer gurl
>annoying pseudo british shithead with ADHD
>Russian sjw on steroids
>curry
>blue power ranger
>literal angel
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>>691598827
Zone of the Enders 2
>>
>oh, this game isn't as difficult as everybody says
>dies
>dies
>dies
>i love this game
easy one
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>"I know what the ladies like!"
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>>691598961
super mario 64?
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>Be cowboy
>Have a handful of grenades
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>>691598660
Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion
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>>691598961
dark souls
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>>691598961
dark souls!
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>>691598961
Dank souls bruh
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>>691598323
Battlefielld Vietnam
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>be me
>go to party to see invention
>fancy as fuck
>talking up a storm
>people gossipy as fuck is you word shit right
>invention is glorified megaphone
>fucking waste of time
>proceed to talk it into submission
>I out talked something with no ears
>the fuck is going on
>>
>Be office chump
>Skitzo, voice in my head
>Everyone is fucking gone from the office
>I walk threw the door on the left
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>be white child
>mom is black
>IMightBeAdopted.jpg
>food gets scarce
>mom dies
>leave home
>find disount Na'vi
>fill tree with water
>bird gets pissed off
>fix some more shit
>bird keeps being annoying as fuck
>mfw my dad is a tree
>godlike soundtrack
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>>691599166
Stanley Parable
>>
>>691598689
dead space
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>>691599213
yup
>>
>>691597199
Dishonored
>>
>get resurrected
>shit resurrector
>life slowly drains each level
>dashing is primary movement
>original Xbox exclusive
>dark souls dev
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>>691599201

Ori and Blind Forrest
>>
>Bowling
>Bowling
>Bowling
>Shooting
>Bowling
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>worst fanbase to ever come from a video game ever
This one's easy
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>>691599296
Nein
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>>691599385
undertale
>>
>>691599353
Ayy roman
>>
>>691599352
correct
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>>691599412
Correctomundo
>>
>>691599385
Dark souls
>>
>>691599385
Call of duty?
>>
>be living on mars
>feel like smashing buildings and shit
>>
>>691599299
Otagi
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>>691599385
sanic
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>>691596105
Lisa: The Painful

He would have wanted it this way.
>>
>bae invites me for some netflix and chill
>jealous fat side nigga she always "getting forced to hang out with" up to no good
>Gotta help this bitch cause i want that pussy nahmsayin
>beat this bitch ass niggas ass like 3 times smh, he leaves. its all good now
>didnt even get the pussy, dude
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>>691599488
Red Faction : Guerilla.
>>
>>691599385
>Undertale
>Forgetting FNAF
"Do u have discounts 4 bears?"
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>have pupper
>anime tiddies
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>>691599535

Mario 64
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>>691599531
Correct

Did I do the right thing?
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>>691599574
>"Do u have discounts 4 bears?"
I fucking cringed just reading that sentence
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>>691599503
Otogi. Ya.
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>>691599595
Wanko to kuraso?
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>>691599571
Bingo
>>
>try to rape a bitch from a knight
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>>691598945
Overwatch
>>
>kingarthur.jpg
>hang out with red headed tranny Peter Dinklage and a stupid blonde cunt
>find magical little pokemons but only the tranny and cunt get to play with them
>fight monsters everywhere in medieval setting
>somehow end up fighting on a space ship in the end
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>>691599870
well that took way longer than I expected
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>>691599870

Ah, this makes sense now that you said it. It must be correct.
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>>691599661
>Costume
>Puffy jacket and pants with duct tape
>Hood with two halves of a tissue box and a paper plate tied to it
>Womyn inside is constantly out of breath

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yfznuuAKmQY
>>
Thousand Stolen Cars
>>
>be an angry motherfucker
>daughter gets punked
>literally kill god to get revenge
>>
>>691600133
Azura's Wrath
>>
>>691600092
kek. Autism: The Movie
I'd rather not sit through this a second time though
>>
>I am death destroyer of worlds
>brb gotta go stop people from persecuting my brother
>reaper stole my fucking mask the bastard

this will be guessed faster than it takes me to jerk off
>>
>>691600133
GoW series?
>>
>>691600188
Ayyyyy
>>
>be big fucking badass
>finalattack.mov
>ass handed to by archenemy
>wtf is muscle atrophy anyway
>kill bad guys
>smoke some blunts
>go to space
>get some pussy
>homies in trouble
>save them
>explode
>>
>Dysfunctional family
>gay Russian Cowboy
>>
>Kuwait
>it's all gone horribly wrong
>or maybe I'm insane instead
>>
>>691599906
another hint:
>traverse the world via circus cannons or on the back of a homosexual dragon
>>
>Wake up
>Be mute barefoot hot girl
>WTF is this shit strapped on my calves ?
>No, I won't carry that stupid box
>OK, put this box on the big button, that's stupid
>Not sure this computer works totally fine...
>>
>>691598167
Pacman
>>
>you play as multiple characters, but you don't
>you may or may not be assisting the government
>nothing has anything to do with anything
>blood
>>
>>691600457
Spec Ops: the Line
>>
>>691600457
Spec Ops: The Line.
>>
>>691598660
Easy, Oblivion.
>>
>>691600477
portal
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>>691600477
This game you are describing. It is called 'Portal'
>>
>Inventory organizer rpg
>fish, eggs, and herbs
>tfw when everything fits perfectly
>>
>>691600706
re4
>>
>Wake up with no memory in underground chamber
>Listen to voice recordings of a girl
>Have to either solve puzzle or kill guys to continue
>Reach end
>Voice was me all long
>>
>>691600380
Newer Wolfenstein game
>>691600477
Portal
>>
>>691599043
New Vegas?
>>
>>691600718
dayum
>>
>>691596105
>be kid
>rek another kid
>waste money on whores
>hardly call it waste
>grow up
>kill the pope
>get mindfucked
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>>691599129
nope, close though, ps2 era
>>
>>691599068
>>691599073
>>691599110
as i said, it was easy. but gj anyway
>>
>be shotacon bait
>loli sister gets marilyn mccann'ed
>go get her back with me mates
>take peoples shit like a typical chav
>travel the world with the toppest of lads
>princess is in his castle
>oh shit m8 she looks fit
>go off to find some bullshit
>go fuck some wanker up with my glowstick
>go have soup with me nan
>go out again for a cheeky nandos and some top banter
>>
>>691599385
Call of duty
>>
>be dude
>get punched in the face
>make old /new / weedsmoking friends
>save the world
>>
Please guess my game.

>>691599906
>>691600472

More hints:
>When you turn the game on, you are greeted by whales serenading you
>You need to revive the world's nuts
>Moonwalk while charging attacks
>>
>swag lookin ninja with a fat sidekick
>giant peaches in the sky
>punch on with a giant kabuki robot
>go to kyushu in space and fight a fabulous team rocket ripoff
>>
>>691597463
anyone?
>>
>won the champions league
>also a monkey
>>
>>691600519
might and magic 6/7
>>
>>691596105
Lisa?
>>
>>691596105
>be girl with a party of 3
>Why the fuck are bunnies evil
>good music
>shit combat
>>
>>691601051
tetris
>>
>>691601051

Goemon's Great Adventure
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>>691601212
So close, it was the first mystical ninja starring goemon
>>
>>691600752
fallout 3?
>>
>>691600519
Nnnnope.
Here's another hint.
>the enemies won't stop fucking laughing
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>>691601153
Yes
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>>691601378
>>691601099
>>
>>691601373
a few hundred years back, but close
>>
>>691599906
>>691600472
>>691600935
plz guess...
>>
Anyone who's played this game will get it.

>zombie apocalypse
>backpack full of bleach
>surrounded
>drinks bleach and dies
>>
>>691601477
Project zomboid
>>
>>691600752
ass creed 2
>>
>be artist
>fuck hobos
>make friends
>group hangout
>I want to go home
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>>691601569
con fucking gratulations
>>
>steal a bike
>>
>>691601597
we need moar on that
>>
>be main character in the future
>mini robot as your companion
>cyberpunk shenanigans
>that dude was my son?
>>
>>691600235
darksiders
>>
>>691601529
Correct!
>>
Only hardcore fans will understand this
> Op8
> Hyperius
> Terramorphous
>>
>>691601775
>>
>>691601876
borderlands
>>
>>691601876
Borderlands 2. Easy.
>>
>be you
>beta as fuck, can't get the girl you like
>dad's a badass
>guess not cuz now he's dead
>apparently it only snows once
>that's all you talk about
>play darts
>play vidya
>collect toys
>creepy pedo follows you around
>hang out at the docks way too often
>china
>>
>>691601476
plz
>>
>get new job
>move to make it easier on myself
>neighbours are all friendly
>everyone wants me to be their errand boy though
>one bitch insults and compliments me at the same time
>3 years later
>destroy a successful business and everyone gives me free shit

>>691601865
Yes
>>
>be me
> Furry
> Screaming at dragons
> Stop dragons from waking up
> Win


(This is easy)
>>
>be me
>be squares
>everything is squares
>fuck shit up
>>
>i am alive!
>do thing - why - just do it - okkkk
>nothing really happens
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>>691602116
skyrim
>>
>>691602116
skyrim
>>
>answer calls
>ride delorean
>hurt people
>fuck russia

easy.
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>>691602118
Thomas was alone
Or Minecraft?
>>
> in a clan
> have tatoo
> kys
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>>691596105
>be me
> walking up and down
> something touches me
> thing runs to my neighbour
> comes back
> again
>>
>>691602180
Yep ez
>>
>dont fall in the hole
>>
plz guess

>>691599906 (You)
>>691600472 (You)
>>691600935 (You)
>>
>>691599906
Nino kuni cunts?
>>
>>691597273
bioshock infinite?
>>
>>691602203
Hotline miami
>>
>>691601790
>many friends
>cowboy
>Indian
>rapist
>>
>>691602340

Thank you for guessing, but no... I don't know what that is.
>>
>look at lamp
>look at phone
>look at lamp
>road explodes
>>
>>691602360
yeah.
>>
>future
>be black
>call m8's because I got hacked
>>
>>691602336
Blue dragon?
>>
>Get magic sword
>Climb up giant
>Climb up other giant
>Fight god
>>
>be legendary gangster
>get out of the game
>move to an island
>your old gang leader gets shot, go fuck up the people who did it
>>
>>691602539
shadow of the colossus
>>
>jump
>die
>hear moans when respawning
>gr8 soundtrack
>>
>>691602539
Shadows of the colossus?
>>
>>691601876
Easy, borderlands.
>>
>>691602550
Saints Row
>>
>on top of a hill with some old guy
>iwannabeapirate.onepiece
>bar full of pirates
>old crusty dead guy
>hot bitch
>dindu island
>>
>>691602336

Secret of Mana
>>
>>691602550
Vice city?
>>
>chill wit squad
>delinquent as fuq, but good guys
>bomb ass tunes
>fuck up robots, monsters, and goth punx
>old man wants to dj battle!
>giant gold fire breathing rhinoceros
>>
>>691602550
Red dead redemption?
>>
>>691602712
Similar plot, but it's not saints row
>>
>>691602705

Yes, finally!
>>
>>691602804
Saints Row 2
>>
>son is father
>Wat
>>
>>691602804
Gta4?
>>
>>691602150
i am alive by ubisoft?
>>
>>691602804
Oops, wrong reply lol..mobile being jank af
>>
>>691601811
Fallout 4?
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>>691602680
Monkey Island
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>>691602837
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>>691602901
yep
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>blonde built guy
>killing aliens and shit
>11 years later aliens return
>blonde dude loses 2 good bitches
>saves the world
The exact name of the game, please
>>
>>691602843
Nope
>>
>save teh world from nuclear annihilation
>become president
>space mongoloids attack the planet and capture you + your friends
>wake up in a matrix clusterfuck
>Get superpowers to abuse the peasents
>The earth's explosion.avi
>Get mad
>repeatedly rape your friends
> Escape the matrix to take your revenge on the space mongoloids.
>Congratulations, you're now the king of the galaxy

Easy one
>>
>>691602991
Duke Nukem Forever
>>
>>691602868
Fallout 4.
>>
>>691600235
darksiders 2
>>
>>691602991
Duke Nukem: Forever
>>
>ride in train with robot and old, dying man
>search for mammoths
>>
>>691603091
yes again
>>
>>691603027
Saints row IV
>>
Rip and tear, until it is finished.
>>
>>691596105
>BOOM
>BOOM
>KILL
>GOREKILL
>BOOM
>SWITCH WEAPON
>BOOOM
>GOREKILL
>BOOM


let's see if /b/ can figure this out
will give away 7-day trial of Blackdesert Online
>>
>>691603042
Good, next
>new game
>underwater
>collect shit to create shit
>biomes
>2 islands wat
>sea animals can fuck you up
>>
>>691602775
Here's a hint, it's not a western game
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>>691603207
Doom
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