>ask a celeb anything
>nothing personal, not even name
so whats the fucking point?

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>>691520391
Face with timestamp or gtfo
>inb4 personal
>if you are truly famous, your face belongs to us

>>691520618
nah

>>691520568
I'm bored as fuck, idk ask me something personal if you want just not where I live and shit

>>691520618
/thread

Why do you own 2 good cars and 2 shitty ones?

What profession made you famous?

>>691520874
Not my cars found the picture online pretty sure it's from a video game.

I'm a musician

>>691520391
sage goes in every field

>>691521057
idk what that means

>>691521048
What genre?

>>691521159
EDM

>>691520391
Who are you? Why are you famous? Where are you from?

>>691521284
A famous person
Because i'm fucking dope
Earth

>>691521278
Hey Deadmau5. I remember when you used to lurk openly.

>>691521608
i remember when his music was good, oh wait no i dont its the same shit over and over

>>691520391
What's your name? Also, tell us something personal about yourself

>>691521608
>>691522357

not him, deadmau5 actually acts like this irl, i fucking hate deadmau5 tho and i'm pretty sure he would never say EDM

>>691522497
Is your music on Spotify? Got anything decent to work out to?

Why are you not out playing somewhere?

>>691522771
yeah but i can't tell you who i am
there is better work out music than what i make for sure

>>691522927
unfortunately i don't play every single day

Hey Taylor, whats up?

give us a measure of how famous you are. for example, is my 50 yo mom likely to have heard of you?

If youre famous you could walk in anywhere and go to it, people would dig shit like that.

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Do you just produce or do you play live sets?

And the real follow up question, Drugs while playing a live set??

>>691522931
I mean I don't think any of your fans will care that you browse. Kanye gets away with all sorts of weird stuff as publicity. Who are you gonna vote for in November?

>>691523148
i think i mentioned I play EDM

>>691523249
umm she might have heard of me somewhere, but probably not

>>691523251
go to it? whatya mean? also i can't walk in anywhere people would be like "he's famous"

>>691523278
both

i only smoke weed

>>691523302
gary johnson most likely, and i'd rather kill myself than be kanye

m or f? and wtf are you doing in 4chan, full of autists and retards.

>EDM
>musician
>pick one
mixing beats and jerking off a turntable doesn't make you a musician, you wanna-be faggot

>>691523680
m, like i said i'm bored af

>>691523717
you're a fucking idiot

>>691523680
plenty of celebs are here
>andrew wk
>that rapist porn dude
>charlie sheen
>jenna jameson
>that guy with the olympic medals

>>691520391
approximate net worth? 10k, 100k, 1M, 10M, ...?

>>691523717
i agree

>>691523827
no, actually i'm an educated musician, unlike you fag

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DAW of choice?

What are some of your favorite bands?

>>691520391
how often do you get recognized randomly on the street?

>>691523933
10M +

>>691523986
lmao just because you can play guitar doesn't mean your an "educated" musican

>>691524004
AUDACITY

>>691520391

Hardwell is that you again, gtfo 4chin breh

>>691520391
Why niggers are always black ?

>>691523827
>>691523680(is right doe)

What's your nationality? Largest hit you had?

>>691524165
like once every four or five times i go out on the street someone recognises me, some people look at me funny but never approach but can't count those

>>691523667
You seem like a pretty cool dude. Not a fan of Kanye myself either. When you listen to music, do you listen to your own stuff or other people's stuff? Who's music do you like listening to? Do you hangout with other famous people? What do y'all even do?

>>691524310
human nature

>>691524311
nationality is too personal sorry, largest hit i've had was 4th on billboard i think

>>691524196
Give me 1000$ just for being in this shitpost for 5 mins.

>>691524311
Meant >>691523717(is right doe)

>>691523827
but the other guy is also right...

What type of music did you play before you went EDM?
And are you Darude?

>>691524349
how often do you get sexual with female fans and what's the shortest interaction you've had with one before getting to sex?

>>691520391
Post your dick

>>691524512
i definitely hang out with other famous people pretty often, we make music, get high sometimes, just chill i don't even know what you do when you hang out with people. I don't listen to my own stuff, I mostly listen to pop/edm and hip hop. Right now I'm listening to Travis Scott - Antidote

>>691524196
>your
It's you're
And i don't just play guitar (classical, acoustic, 6 string electric, 7 string electric), i play piano and contrabass too. Going to the music school for a period of 7 years does make me musically educated compared to you, fag.

>>691520391
Clinton or Trump ?

>>691524565
nah

>>691524617
hip hop mostly

>>691524677
i've never actually had sex with a female fan i've just met, i just find that weird

>>691524744
nah

>>691524878
He's on /b/ I think it's pretty obvious. Also, no one is voting Clinton unless they are retarded. Even Sander's horde is voting Trump or not at all.

>>691520391
What are you famous for exactly? That could be a hint.

>>691524878
Trump..? I really don't wanna chose tho

>>691524830
nobody cares tho

>>691525153
Making music...?

>>691524617
i think he's that dutch dj guy. if thread gets deleted now, it's confirmed

>>691525163
Are you Avicci

>>691525403
no but stop asking me if i'm someone cause i'm not gonna answer it anymore, you can just literally ask me every producer and sooner or later i'll be there

at what age did you realize you could make a good living off music? also did you have a plan b?

>>691525163
Well people in the music community do, i mean the real music community. Being in jazz, blues and rock bands does require some knowledge sonny boy. Keep wishing to be a musician.

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DARUDE CONFIRMED!!!!

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>>691520391
Really?

>>691524820
Fam I just feel like it's different with money. Me and my buddies might go workout, go do something outside like kayaking, fishing, or the beach, or picking food up and watching Netflix. Do you ever feel pressure from having to produce music?

>>691525672
when I was around 18 i started getting noticed as a DJ and realised i could easily do this for a living, didn't realise how much i could be earning though, but there was really no real plan B, music is my life pretty much. I would finish college and get any job i could

>>691525880
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y6120QOlsfU

You got me...

what's your biggest mistake in life?

>>691525890
yes

>>691525942
I love producing music and i'm always trying new stuff, when it does get boring i'll most likely retire, but for now I could literally be doing it for fun and not getting paid for it, so no real pressure. It's also different when your famous, me and like 2 other famous people can't just go on a beach and chill out. We might rent a pool or smthing but I feel like that's an asshole move

>>691520391
how does it feel to be a boring attention seeking faggot? I mean, how bad did you fuck up in your life to think that this is a worthwhile way to spend your time. Let us say that you are not just a lying cockgobbler and your claim to be famous is true, how dare you even have the audacity to insinuate that you "being famous" justifies a thread where we all fawn over you just to stroke your fucking ego?

Also, what is your favourite colour?

>>691520391
post a picture of something valuable close at hand

>>691526356
Umm I don't really have one, maybe that I don't realise how good a song i made is until it's actually released, and i've scrapped a few songs that i think might've been hits if i've kept them

>>691526483
this

Nine Inch Nails fan?

>>691524196
Just because you can push a bunch of buttons doesn't mean your are a talented musician. The only way people can stand edm is when they are fucked up on Molly.

isn't being famous/successful annoying because normal people treat you differently and always suck up to you and always agree with you and shit?

>>691526397
Idk why but I literally genetically love getting attention, not as much as I love making music but as a kid there wasn't a lot of things i would do just so everyone would focus on me and what I was doing. I was a retard but looking at it now I'm still feeding of attention on a daily basis. I wonder how my life would go if I never became famous.

It has to be orange

>>691526483
that's not a question and nah

>>691526692
no

>>691526699
ok

>>691526779
It get's a bit annoying sometimes, but then I realise that i'm fucking famous and that a lot of people would kill to be in my place, and I also have friends who are famous and I have friends who don't treat me differently. It definitely exists though, that people try to be super nice to me because i'm a celebrity, tbh if i wasn't famous i would probably be like that too a celebrity so i don't blame them too much.

has there ever been false stories about you in the press or on the internets, and if so has it annoyed the fuck out of you?

also, are you subject to paparazzi?

>>691527208
i don't remember there being too much false stories, there's a lot of people calling me an asshole but i don't think that's false

i've had some people taking pictures of me, if i was a chick though i think i'd have it much worse

have you had a chance (or possible chance) to bang any celebrity girls? if so, who

preferably girls not in the EDM scene

>>691526798
ah thanks, i appreciate the honest answer.

Orange is a godawful colour though. So how come you dont want to post a picture of anything valuable? Is it because you are full of shit and own nothing more valuable than the keys to your mums car and this whole thread is just the biggest waste of time ever conceived?

Also, what festivals if any will you be playing at this summer? Which ones do you look forward to the most?

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>>691526798
>thats not a question and nah
Well you did make a thread about you being a famous person and we all want proof so post something expensive OP or you're just announcing you're fake.

>>691527540
i've banged two bigger celebrities so far, not going to say who tho

>>691526361
Huh. Guess you are right. Do you ever feel like you just want to be normal for a bit?

Someone track this douch bag's ip and find out where he lives. Let's fuck up his life.

>>691527726
hints as to who, or it didn't happen.

either that, or story on how you met one of them and what happened etc

>>691527732
yeah maybe sometimes, but then still i just think what a douchebag i'm being right now

>>691527667
no, and i'm not going to tell you on which festivals i'm going to play bcs then you could figure out who i am

Can I have a work experience placement, I need something to stand out for my uni application. I will literally do anything.

>>691527726
so rosie o'donnel and who else?

>>691527710
everything is fake unless otherwise proven. i liked that guy who took pics of his olympic gold medal. and that porn producer guy who took pics of awards

name a couple of things for which you're famous

Whats your Grammy count?

>>691528168
indeed, there posts are just cancer I used to be hyped about these ones but no. not anymore.

>>691528088
how would i figure that? are you the only dj at the festival playing edm?

>>691527885
i met one of them because i produced a song of hers, we were friends for a while and then we just decided to bang

Can you buy me my first car?
>inb4 get a job, I'm doing 5 alevels I don't have time

You guys are all faggots for thinking this loser is real, let alone thinking someone who makes edm is considered famous

>>691528359
op is RedOne, the girl was lady gaga

>inb4 deleted thread

So OP, how does it feel to be a teenager acting like a famous musician on /b/?

>>691520391
How famous?

if you lost your money, your fame, and (for whatever reason) could never make money as a musician again,

where would you go next?

>>691528099
can I even do that?

>>691528153
your mom

>>691528203
making music

>>691528286
2

>>691528337
nope but if i give you more than i'm the only dj who's on all of them

>>691528088
Did your group of friends change after you "made it" in the music industry, I mean like get big.

>>691528425
nah

>>691528596
pretty damn famous

>>691528621
>making music
be more specific?
the sole purpose of this thread is to suss who you are. stop being a cunt and tell us

>>691528621
Sure you can, just let me get stuff for you or something. Like make food or coffee runs.

>>691528636
Yes, and there is no long answer for this, it just has.

>>691528619
Music is my life and even if that happened i'd still be making music for fun, but as a job i'm not sure, i'd probably work some half assed desk sitting job but i'd like trying to be a sportsman

David Guetta?

hey guys i have the largest dick in the world. ask me anything exept for proof or anything personal

>>691528621
so tell us one festival you are going to then?

for being a successful musician, you sure sound retarded.

>>691528812
lmao to you, to me it's to stay hidden, if you can figure it out good for you but if you can't i've done my job here

>>691528897
nobody does that for me

>>691529244
Okay :) How do you like being famous XD

What's your everyday wear watch.

>>691529225

read this
>>691525513

>>691529440
This

>>691529244
how large is your dick?

also, how do you feel about homosexuals pretending to be famous musicians on /b/?

Are you Moby?

>>691529400
That was just an example, I will literally do anything. I have been trying to get a placement somewhere since October.

>>691529440
Rolex Perpetual Seadweller is what i'm wearing recently

You're not Anton

>>691529727
Its Moby, everybody

>>691529535
can't say, too personal. but very big

i like them

OP is Zedd and one of chicks he banged was Selena Gomez or Foxes.

>>691529535
6 inches

>>691529587
read this
>>691525513

>>691529131
That is disappointing friend. I have some buddies who I am friends with that have lasted a lifetime. Do you have a best friend that you text stupid jokes to and just go chill with? So far you're making it sound depressing as shit to be famous man.

>>691529880
wrong

>>691529866
LMAOO this is not me

>>691529866
>can't say, too personal
kek'd not OP but nice one

Moby, why dont we see or hear much of you these days?

>>691530001
wasn't you but OP but thats how you're thread is like, OP what shoes do you wear?
>can't say xDD

how much money have you got and why can't i have some? ;_;

13cbMaTiNdXPh1RNE
AJ8CEGyae6msPKJGb

pls

2 grammys

>>691529905
So yes.

Dear Moby.

please collab with gorillaz.

sincerely,
anon

op, roughly how much of your income comes from cd sales, streaming, concerts, radio playback, sponsors, etc?

Whoever made this bait thread must have had fun by answering these shitty questions. Keep eating the b8 m8

do you think /b/ is likely to like you?
who might be disinclined to like you?
also what's your full name?

is your name Taylor Swift ?

>>691529972
Yeah I do have a couple of friends like that, some of them are even famous. I know some people say like being famous is a curse and shit, but fuck them, to be honest I've worked my entire life to get to where I am and I wouldn't trade it for anything, it's not even hard being famous.

>>691523667

>gary johnson

My nigga. U like bitcoin?

>>691520391
WHATS YOUR HOME ADRESS

>>691530308
she does come here apparently, or did.
taytay, is that you? what do your cunny nectars smell like?

>>691530279
its david b guetta

Do you play LoL?

>>691530001
Duckduckgo has failed me, lol.


https://duckduckgo.com/?q=edm+dj+producer+two+grammys

>>691524196
You don't use audacity for EDM. No way to side chain compress with that shit DAW.

What's your haircut?

>>691530458
he said two to throw us off. it's three
>>691528516
>>691528516

David guetta is the only edm dj to have two Grammys

Did your family have money before your music? If not how did your family life change when money started coming in?

>>691530149
yeah it was genuinely funny

>>691530119
i dont even know who tf moby is

>>691530155
1 MILLION DOLLARS
no i got more but you still can't have any

>>691530222
wtf? lol this is not the first one i've answered that too

>>691530308
>male
>edm
yes

>>691529400
Cmon man please, I will do anything

Welcome to /b. We're here always, thanks to anonymity and a few NYT articles. Be true without worry of repercussion (honor your shadow) and the world will be true to you.

The stories and information posted here are autistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

It's zedd, he fucked selena gomez. I solved it guys, move on

>>691530724
>famous dj
>doesn't know who moby is

>>691524830
wow dude so cool oh wait no one cares go fuck yourself

>>691525697
sour grapes much?

omg. it actually is guetta.

>rolex
>2 grammys
>edm or "sportguy" MUST BE WHITE
>never hit #1
>zedd didnt get 2 grammys
>everyone else hasnt been in a rolex commercial

>>691530893
guess the other girl was lady gaga. anyway, solved.

>>691530432
fuck LoL

>>691530404
i'm taylor swift you guessed it lol jk gtfo

>>691530427
wrong

>>691530523
lmao i don't use audacity only but it's my favorite

>>691530571
it's cool af but can't say no more

>>691530653
not really, it changed a lot for the better,i really hope my parents are happy i did a lot for them since i became famous and rich

>>691530724
How sad does your life have to fucking be to pretend you are a famous musician on an anonymous image board?

>>691530343
Yeah still don't think I'd want to be famous though. I feel as if there is a certain degree of freedom in being anonymous and just another face in the crowd. Best of luck with your career.

>>691531151
Why fuck LoL?

>>691531161
he's not even op. he's literally a guy pretending to be a guy pretending to be a famous musician on an anonymous image board

>>691530724
What is it about audacity you like? What's your work flow? I smell bullshit because audacity isn't even a legit DAW.

>>691531082
>>691530893


I'm genuinely going to say if you guys get it right, or delete thread but you'll know when you got it

>>691520391
If someone posted your brother's nudes online would you care or just assume he was a dumbass

>>691527726
taylor swift right?
that slut

>>691530432
Yeah I play LoL every now and then with other producers. You'd never know by our names, but there's a lot of us playing.

>>691531252
yeah, depends on what kinda of a person you are, I guess I always wanted to be famous and wanted attention, but I see where your coming from, thanks for the support man and good luck in whatever you chose to do

>>691531325
shit game, shit fanbase

>>691531384
Such is the nature of this place

diplo?

Oliver Heldens? based of him knowing Ethan and shit

>>691520391
why haven't you given away all your riches to the poor and destitute or those struggling to survive in third-world countries?

Are you friends with skrillex? If so, I guess Diplo

>>691531681
I'll agree on the fanbase

>>691531632
what server do you play on? What mouse do you use?

Get the fuck outta here diplo

>>691531421
Dude it's just what I used early on, i don't use it to produce music or even edit music, I just use it to edit audio

>>691531590
i wish man she's hot af

>>691531783
No, I'm pretty greedy when it comes to money

>>691531794
yeah we hang out pretty regularly

>>691531775
>Oliver Heldens
not likely
>>691524196
>10M +

get the fuck outta here Hozier

>>691520391
Are you rich? Or are you just famous? I've met several famous people and my income was much higher. Just a middle manager at a corporation.

>>691531757
>>691531794
>>691531858

where the fuck did this come from?

i actually thought you weren't going to guess me

>>691531976
Not Hozier, but getting closer

>>691531858
>diplo
lol op fucked madonna

>>691531325
I mean, I only tried it a few times and didnt like it. Seemed way too hard and in need of a lot of effort to put, not something i seek for after a day of producing.

>>691532095
play overwatch

>>691531995
woah wait a second, how much do you make?

>>691530343
>it's not even hard being famous.
thats because you arent really that famous :)

>>691531794
We fuck in the ass a lot

>>691532040
Diplo like the only fucking nigga who has 2 grammys and produces edm with a 10m+ that op hasn't shot down yet

>>691530404
welcome back summerfag

>>691531325
I'm joking, I play it all the time. I have a rig set up in my tour van I use strictly for LoL

I am diplo you actually guessed who I am

/thread closed

can't prove that this is OP but i'm just gonna stop answering questions now so just printscreen something if you want idk

Moby. Stop pretending, dude. We love you

What do you think of word scrolling on the bottom of the tv when you watch the news?

>>691530263
op never answered this. confirmed liar because he has no clue

>>691532282
ayy I got it right

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Mfw newfags and summerfags think they are really talking to a famous musician.

>>691532375
Timestamp for proof

>>691532268
XD YOU SHOWED HIM!!

get the fuck outta here Ray LaMontagne

>>691532438
literally no one in this thread thought so, tard. just asking questions out of boredom

>>691532282
Timestamp for proof

>>691532438
>thinks he's smarter than everyone

>>691531325
becuase its fucking stupid fuck you

>>691532282

how tiny is ur cock?

Why are a lot of djs in their 30s and 40s?

I love 4chan. Bringing plebs and celebrities together for years

How old are you?

>>691532536
haha i know right! fuck that guy

>>691532589
Yeah right.

>>691532604
I did not say or imply once that i am smarter than anyone in this thread.

>>691532934
shush now, run along, it's tendie time for the big boy

>>691532934
Show proof, dude. Ill actually buy an album if you timestamp. Otherwise, you will be known as DJ 4chanpussybitch

I believe you Diplo

SHE WERE AMERICA

kids votin in da lecion

>>691533036
XDDDDD U R SO FUNNY M8.

>>691533133
Im not OP man

>>691529823
My vote as well. Hardly any EDM guys are that rich.

Maybe Knife Party.