Waifu claiming thread
The rules are simple:
>Claim your 2D waifu
>Post pics of your waifu
>Insult other waifus
>Discuss stuff
>Keep RP and ERP to an absolute minimum
>Naps are NOT a good idea.
>Post fitting, no over-sexualised content
>Most important: Have fun!
>Tsundere Weeb Claimed.
Hello
>>691445207
Only the best file names
>>691445166
Yes indeed
pomf.cat is down.
first for bigus maymus
>>691446204
Are you questioning my selection or the bad English? My speech is far from perfect, I can't even explain grammar rules, I construct every phrase out of intuition.
>>691446284
F
Best type moon claimed.
>>691446284
How will I use proper size webms now.
Mizore here, found a turtle so I left last thread.
>Mizore claim
>>691446465
I was talking about the missing stuff.
>>691446511
I like this pic. Just the right amount of lewd.
>>691446657
My post got removed for showing WAY less. Feels bad man
>>691446657
Yeah, same with this
laggy as hell claim
fuck
>>691446809
On a blue board?
>>691446841
Extra points for feet. I don't go lewder than headpats though.
>>691446626
You're cute while being a jerk and it's not like you're just deconstructive, you used to do a lot of honest criticism.
>>691447006
I saw the opportunity, and I took it.
>Makoto
QOTT: What is your favourite gummy?
>watermelon slices, sour and sugary
I don't like gummies that much though.
tomoko claimed
>>691447257
>10k
>>691447273
Those blue gummy sharks, oh god I ate like 3 packs in a day once.
>How I don't have diabeetus with the amount of sugar I consume is an miracle
>>691447378
It had to be done.
What up
>>691447273
Anything sweet and red.
>>691447092
Sometimes I just post a picture to search if there is a better quality of it.
Anyway, thanks.
>>691447006
last thread actually
>>691447257
10k the specialty
>>691446923
go back?
Chrysalis
Another thing.
>I am playing the urgod
>bow before me
>>691447273
I don't like sweet things. Not ones that aren't in the form of cute animated girls at least.
>>691447257
Nice.
>>691446132
Schwanz here, just dropping in before I go out. Had my heart set on adopting a kitten with a sob story of a background if/when she got out of intensive care. Odds are looking slim now so it kinda killed my mood to shitpost for a while. I'll be back soon though.
>I defecate with power and majesty and go about my business
>>691447257
>10k x 5k
>mfw
Kill me.
>>691447797
I wish you well Schwanz.
>>691447333
Hey there Tomo.
>>691447711
Spam Q harder.
>>691447797
I didn't know you had a heart this big Schwanz king, thanks for your visit and I hope the cat gets better.
>>691447923
My hand was forced.
>Makoto
>>691447720
wew
>>691447523
And there is! You could just open iqdb directly but I don't mind seeing you here more.
>>691447478
I just finished Into the Electric Castle and loved it thoroughly, favourite track was Iris and Osiris. Dem progression and that bass just sounds too good.
Depression is addictive, I need help.
Lmao.
>>691448504
Fucking Christ holy shit man
The cheeks got a little screwed over but, other than that it looks alright
Cheers, kek
Do you have to make em that big? Kek
>>691448505
>I don't mind seeing you here more.
Bup.
>>691448504
How possible friendo?
Fuckin meme magic right there
>>691448844
Bup.
>claiming yume
>>691449168
>Mami best girl
>>691446511
>>691446841
I rate this 09783 lewd
>>691446923
My legs now!
>>691448717
I know. Just find something that's more addicting!
>Like motorcycles
>Or engines!
>>691448769
Well, I don't HAVE to... but it's fun for wtf factor.
>>691448868
100% freshly harvested memes.
>Off to home for me!
>Makoto
Hitagi Senjougahara claimed
>>691449540
Can you supersize my taiga?
>>691447273
sour patch kids, but yeah, the watermelon kind lol
morning everyone!!!
>>691449391
>Mami best
I suggest you download this :^)
https://kat.cr/hentai-3d-sweet-mami-3-v002-t8170142.html
>>691449168
>filename
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=duWTfl4MJ1c
trips King Reporting in.
>>691449540
holy shit
>>691449546
>best girl from that show
>>691449788
>sweet-mami-3
I know what this is and I am tempted to do so
I am also tempted to buy "Wolfgirl with you"
you know for... research... and... masturbating...
Karen Where are you?
*blows summoning Horn*
Slow thread
I have work early tomorrow, fuck.
I guess I better sleep. Laters.
>>691450621
KAREN MASTER OF ALL THE LEWDEST LEWDS WE NEED YOUR SERVICE TO LEWDIFY THIS THREAD TO ITS CORE
>>691447710
Hello there beautiful.
Luna claimed, sup boys
>>691448505
Arjen knows his prog. The Universal Migrator as both albums is my no 1 album by a single artist, followed closely by Metropolis pt 2 by Dream Theater.
>>691450726
Laters Orange.
>>691450768
Same Luna as before? Sup.
>>691450768
ree get out of muh /b/ ect ect /mlp/
die
>>691450185
>am tempted to do so
You will not be disappointed. And yea I get it, it's all about science.
>>691449870
Finally someone notices it.
<3
>>691450726
Good night.
Hands off, she's mine.
>>691450828
Yes indeed.
>>691450868
Are you getting tired? Or just that lazy?
>>691450828
dream theater is best :^)
>>691450756
Hear Our Prayer Karen
>>691451000
no
its just that you guys hear it all the time, and you know where you should be
go back to your naughty corner kiddo
>>691451000
cant wait to see the magic red text in parenthesis below your post
>>691450880
<3.
I went outside to buy some Neseta with peach flavour.
I love Cold tea.
look what i found
rifks.
>>691451009
I can't stand dream theater. Mostly because my Ex Gf loved them and would play that shit nonstop. No when i hear them i wanna go on a rampage like shoot up a school.
But i guess thats my issue.
As far as progressive metal/rock goes tho im gonna have to go with TOOL best band ever in that category.
>>691451009
Id go Ayreon over Dream Theater. They done fucked up when they let Portnoy walk.
>>691451000
Welcome back then. Nice trips.
>>691451630
Not squatting though. Needs to be squatting.
>>691451694
tool is great!!! and i love how much percussion they use in their songs...another band that's fun to play drums too lol
>>691451724
that's why i always say dream theater BCaSL backwards is great, i haven't even bothered with their new albums....
>>691450880
Post more Black and Yellow I like it
>>691451847
Danny Carey is the man. I think he really peaked on lateralus
>>691451724
How about some adidas outfit?
>>691451976
he is, i can't wait for their new album!!! hopefully it can come out soon..
>>691449716
I have it saved on my laptop. I'll do it tonight, so check back for it in about 20 hours or so.
>>691450175
What? Never seen 10k images before?
Sleepy, but I'm not. I might have to go in early today.
>That means more shekkles though, Goyims!
>>691451490
I like cold tea but I prefer actual tea. Usually I just drink water on meals or a natural juice when I'm not feeling lazy. I'm craving for some pasta, been too long since the last time I ate it.
Amon Tobin has so many EPs, I have no idea what should I download or skip, but I want all of his best releases.
This is like the least chill track in this album but I felt like sharing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QexlEfYg9nQ
>>691451850
I don't have much and the biggest part of it isn't /waifu/ friendly.
>>691452172
Ardidas (burnt) as Chinese stores sell it here.
>>691446132
mandatory uta claim
so, where are my legions of fuck off's?
>>691451694
Listen to Ayreon then. If you can listen to the Dream Theater singer by himself, then you can listen to The Human Equation.
>>691451847
As I said earlier, DTs best album is Metropolis pt 2 by far.
>>691452172
Still not squatting.
>my mother is half slovenian, half serbian
>does that make me half slav?
>>691452384
Dead. You killed them all.
>>691452475
oh yea, i forgot how i got this throne of corpses
>>691446132
mei claimed...lets just hope we all don't die.
>>691451724
Thank you. How are you?
What's going on today?
>>691452892
Nyanpasuuuu
>>691452892
hey renge!!! what's going on??
>>691452342
Murs is really cool too as a rapper, I know him from Eyedea.
>Amon Tobin has so many EPs
Start with Bricolage, then Foley Room and Islam.
From here on, it doesn't really matter the order.
If you really enjoy it, you should listen to Xploding Plastix aswell, they do electronic-jazzy stuff aswell.
( https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M47Bsg6Bt3M )
>>691452475
I don't think so.
sleep is for the weak
>>691452986
This is probably my favorite of your pictures
Because, ya know
I'd fuck it
>>691453018
Not much, what about you dude? Having a good weekend so far?
>>691453144
Go to bed Jenny
>>691453048
Forgot to mention "Out from Out Where".
>>691453195
okay. goodnight
>>691453195
i am!!! im having a great weekend! how about you nyanpasu???
>>691453195
You'd fuck a lot of the pictures, Renge. You can't fool me.
>Can't find my aux cord
Is it gunna be one of those days?
late and laggy claim
>>691453750
karen!!!!
>>691453750
>That bar
I am fixing you a proper one tonight.
Also, Ohayo laggy Karen!
You ever get that feeling when your driving down the road and see a pile of people walking on the road, its like I keep driving strait I'am nobody. Jerk the wheel and Everyone knows my name.
>>691453750
Cheerio!
>>691454073
hmmm, i know what you mean, sometimes it goes through my mind lol
>>691453048
>>691453296
Aight, I will check those. Electronic Jazz sounds like something I'd fall in love for, and I did.
>fixed link since that upload wasn't too good
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zy_jRxF2UMk
>>691452863
Im tired. Should really go to sleep.
>>691452892
No idea. Been here for 40 minutes in this new day.
>>691453750
Ohayou Lag
>>691454073
If they were on a footpath, 10 points per hit.
>>691453698
You've seen right through me.
And ugh, I hate those days. I have to go have a pleasant chat with the people at the store about why my headphones are fucked, so I feel it.
>>691453456
Mine's just started but it's already going well. Gonna go see a friend tonight and play some board games and just generally chill, so I'm excited for that. What about you? Also that picture totally suits you.
>>691453358
Goodnight, sleep well!
>>691453750
Morning Karen, how are you?
>>691454073
I think everyone has those thoughts now and then.
>>691453963
I would fuck this one too, just saying
>>691454073
lmao you fucking serial killer
always make me smile
>>691453834
Kagami!!!!
>>691453963
Fuck, thank you for this lmao. I didn't notice it.
I can fix it though, I think!
Hi there kek
>>691454101
Hi Leona, how are you?
>>691454348
Nice Rory Ohayo there, did akiko or makoto make that one?
Also hey chef. Did you know Shino is a chef too?
>>691454356
Hey Rango, I'm doing fine today. You? Doing anything?
>>691454356
nice!!! what kinda board games are you gonna play??
i don't have much going on!! might be going to a farewell party for a work friend, other than that, gonna play games with someone
thanks!! it's how i feel lol
>>691454076
Okay, after you finish them, feedback on what you tought about them.
>fixed link since that upload wasn't too good
That negro spooked me a bit.
Sounds really good.
Aeris
>>691454073
Nope. Too busy going fast, if they're in my way, I'm swerving because I won't be going fast otherwise.
>>691454356
How did you fuck your headphones?
>Found it in the pocket of my Sylveon jacket
You would fuck any picture I posted, I'm almost certain.
>>691454532
Karen yesterday I got trips 3 times in a row. IN A ROW. Ive been floating around my apartment about an inch off the floor. I see the world for what it is, like the matrix everything is just 010101001010100101010 shit was crazy fam.
>>691454532
how's it going karen?? was your friday good?!?
>>691453358
Sleep soundly friend.
>>691454348
I understand. Go rest, take the little extra time to make it a good night, if possible.
>>691453750
do it >>691450756
>>691452622
>tfw no one replies to your posts ever in these threads...
>>691454852
here's your (you) and don't be a salty sea cucumber!!!
>>691454699
holy fuck shino stop talking I can't stop laughing ahahahahahah
Holy fuck that's good. You really are the get master
I will never forget the Kin Patsu!
Also we might get another kinmoza claimer soon!
>>691454701
Yes! Going great.
Friday was good. Today I went and cut my hair, got my new glasses ordered and played some darkest dungeon.
INternet has been so shitty lately, what about you?
>>691454818
Fiiiiiiiiiiiiine
Next post german
>>691454852
Replied to you last time you were here, how are you doing anyway?
>>691454852
You can talk to me, if you care.
>>691454695
Speaking of going fast, Arby's Tomo told me he was in the mood for some autism last night so I got him literally every sonic game on steam just to torment his soul. I didn't fuck them, they came pre-fucked apparently. I couldn't bear to have something like a Sylveon jacket, I don't know why. It just feels wrong to me to have things like that. And yep, can confirm, would fuck.
>>691454574
You do always seem so pleasantly cheerful. And hey, sounds like a good time to me. Probably just things like Betrayal at House on the Hill.
>>691454532
Just hanging with some friends a little later, what about you?
>>691454348
As in it's forty minutes past midnight? I'm not sure exactly where Australia falls in the whole time zone thing.
>>691454852
I don't even know who you are
Who are you?
claimed
>>691454818
>>691450756
>>691450621
Here's your lewd
Now I wanna know who blew the horn and awoken me from my slumber in the emerald dream
>>691454966
I can feel myself turning into the second trumpet already....
>>691455224
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t2KA5iyUUdw
>
>>691455128
The autism is real, Jesus.
And how were they fucked?
MY SYLVEON JACKET IS THE CUTEST JACKET EVER! /seriousface
I knew it.
>>691455224
>Emerald Dream
EMERALD DREAM EXPANSION WHEN IVE BEEN WAITING FOR YEARS FUCKING BLIZZARD REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
>>691454852
>>691455128
>>691455104
>>691455088
>>691454966
>how_to_get_replies.txt
Alice claimed
>>691454532
Makoto made that one.
Akiko made this one.
>>691455128
Its nearly 1am here, Im in the eastern half.
>>691455088
Dude were gonna have the full KInmoza Squad. #squadgoals
dude you know what i was thinking this morning was Yoko is a fuckin babe. I like how her little tooth hangs out. Plus shes the only one in the squad with a rack.
>>691455218
[FSTEAK INTENSIFIES]
>>691455344
This is a very good post, german.
I approve of it.
How are you dungeon travels?
>>691455284
>>691455592
and then he doesn't reply to any of them, kek.
I feel used
>>691455104
Hey Luna, how you been?
>>691455128
Ah alright. Sounds good.
I got a dinner later tonight. Dad is coming over and a few others. Should be fun.
>got him literally every sonic game on steam
>autism
nice
>>691455577
Kekekkekeke, not today my man. Not ever if we can trust blizzard.
You playing legion?
>>691455614
For a second there...
Fuck fuck fuck
WRONG ALICE
YOU ARE THE WRONG ALICE
(HAHA REFERENCE ANYBODY GET IT? POP CULTURE REFERENCE LMAO)
>>691455592
a man's gotta do what a man's gotta do.
Akiko train claim
>>691455762
Quite good but not playing for 2 days
Gonna play some Overfap with Mio and McBirb maybe and see what happens
I also bought the Neptunia ReBirth games in steam so I should play them to
>>691455088
that's great!!! that reminds me...i have to get some new glasses too...
darkest dungeon seems really cool!! but i've never had the nerve to buy it lol
i've been wonderful karen, i hope your internet stops being stupid...
>>691455128
well someone has to be, right?? lol
im just kidding, life is good!!
oh!! i thought you meant like monopoly and stuff!!
>>691455258
>second trumpet
i...i don't even....
>>691455762
not really pop culture, since alot of people hate whats happening to alice in wonderland
>>691455762
It seems pretty likely that I'll at least give it a shot.
>>691455907
Akikikikokokoko.
>>691455762
Why is there no Ayaya poster?
And nice, sounds like fun to me. I had to do it, though, I need him to know that autism.
>>691455682
Frankly I couldn't tell the eastern half of Australia from my own asshole given that I've never been anywhere remotely close. Hawaii is about as near as I've gotten to you.
>>691455577
The mic doesn't work and only one headphone will actually work at a time. Tested it with every audio setting in the book and on different computers, it's definitely the headphones themselves. I can't do cute things, though. I'm bad at that. Also these images merely expand my dong.
>>691455950
No, we play full nerd board games. That, Seven Wonders, stuff like that. We've made a drinking game out of betrayal that is very enjoyable and also an inherently bad idea, so tonight should be interesting at least.
>>691455762
I really like alice in madness, but not really alice in wonderland, guess i like freaks
I've got a very few time before I must leave. Hello everyone.
>>691456142
Cones of dunshire?
>>691455762
Yeah, whatever.
Is not nice to use Karen who always gives (You)s for this kind of stuff.
>>691455844
This. Most anons in this thread are edgy teens who think they know what /waifu/ is all about
>>691455942
>Gonna play some overfap with Mio and McBirb
>Not mentioning Peaches
What the fuck Yume? You better be chugging tonight with us you fuck
>>691456142
i hope you do have fun!! im sure you will!!!
>>691456142
RIP. Were they clearance or something?
I love cute, but I know I can't pull it off. But I don't care, I wear it anyways.
Put your dong away before I kick it.
>>691456560
what the fuck are u weirdos talking about
>>691456573
>dong intensifies
No, and they had good reviews. I think I just got a lemon. Fortunately I got a very cheap warranty for them that should cover it, so I'm not terribly concerned. I can't say I know too much about anything cute, I've never really tried it.
>>691456447
Thank you, thank you. Nice Len you've got there.
>>691456215
Isn't that from a show?
>>691456777
Gay shit
Nice trips
FUCKING POWER OUTAGES
I KNOW WHEN THEY'RE COMING BUT I FORGET ANYWAY
NIGGERS
>>691455682
Not sure which one I like better
You must feel special though, right chef bro?
>>691455690
Dude holy fuck I wish
We already have an aya, he drops by sometimes. We might have an Alice soon, should be fun for you kekeke.
Also yeah, Yoko is pretty bangin, but I wouldn't touch any of them. They're all 17 you know? Even if they weren't they're too cute.
>>691455942
Let me know if they're any good, I might buy neptunia too. People always tell me to.
Let me know if Birb doesn't get potg too lmao
>>691455950
Always sweetheart, kagami
You should seriously buy darkest dungeon, I can give you lots of tips to make it super easy.
The game bends you over and fucks you nonstop. But when it DOES stop it gets super fun.
>>691456030
Ohhh you know what I mean lol
Come on Uta, did you pick story or nuggets?
>>691456142
There is, but he drops by very rarely. It's annoying.
>>691456205
Hey squid
>>691456258
most popular waifu telling the truth
love you chen
overwatch working?
>>691456127
Yeah? You don't sound too optimistic though lol.
>>691455907
kekaroony
>>691456777
Trips obviously
>>691456777
don't you ever get tired of sounding like a raging retarded homo-samefag?
every time you do that you make the whole thread cringe
We know the thread is garbage but you're not making it any better
>>691456777
It's pretty much roleplaying, if you don't get why you would want to pretend to be someone else you'll never get it.
>>691456860
neither, im training in route 4
but i want to do one eventually
>>691456860
>most popular waifu telling the truth
I never lie.
>overwatch working?
Sadly, not.
I stopped trying to make it work, I tought about buying Starcraft, but I'm not sure yet.
>>691456850
ahaha!!! nice tornado you've got there!!
>>691456860
ach....im not a sweetheart lol
hmmm, maybe i will buy it!! is it mulitplayer at all??
>>691456860
Hello Karen. Nice to see you doing good. Hopefully the power outages don't kill you off.
>>691456850
>Stahp
Well shit, most the time the base warranty would cover them if they just didn't work.
Renge, be a cute.
>>691456860
I learned my lesson about being optimistic and expecting good with Warlords. I expect nothing but shit, I can only be pleasantly surprised.
>I may be on the verge of passing out you two.
>>691456777
I like talking about weeb stuff and waifus.
That's about it.
>>691456860
>bends you over and fucks you nonstop. But when it DOES stop it gets super fun.
late claim
>>691457004
Kekeke, no idea what you mean, can you explain it to me?
I only played warcraft and red alert as a kid. A little half life in net cafes
>>691457061
Starcraft? I have all of the xpacs, do you like campaigns and story?
If yeah then buy it. It's nice and there's a co-op mode too. Co-op mode has 4 difficulty and every week there's a super difficulty. Lots of maps and commanders and they add more and more.
If you like online play it's good too, but Koreans fuck my ass every time I try.
>>691457112
No! Completely single player, it's a rogue like so you might be able to lose every single one of your heroes and basically get fucked and have to start for the beginning. But the best part is your base never resets, so at worst you will have to start from the beginning but with all the upgrades you still have.
It's a fun game. I'm playing it for the second time now.
>>691457253
Ahaha, looks like someone got a full night's rest.
Feeling fresh? Your text reflects it!
Thanks my man, hopefully I'll stay like this. How about you? Any closer to that car?
>>691457298
Kekekeke, don't be like that.
Rogue! Pistol Shot! Pirate! Swashbuckler!
Paladin! Ashbringer! Echo of light!
All that cool shit man! Think of the warlock demon parties!
>>691457377
Point taken, black man. I meant to say almost nonstop.
>>691456850
Yeah its from Parks and Rec. Its the board game Ben makes up. It becomes famous "Board Game Monthly Claims its Painfully intricate"
>>691457415
pinko
>>691446132
Cheeseburger Freedomman will always be my Husbando for eternity and all of time.
Love Pakistan
>>691457439
I just like being competitive.
I will destroy those koreans up anytime, anywhere.
>>691457439
awwww...that would be cool if it was multiplayer!!
i look into it!! it seems like it can get pretty frustrating at times lol
>>691457439
>bends you over and fucks you
>super fun
>>691457298
Go to sleep Mako! Also I really can't be a cute, at least I don't think so. Ask kyle, I guess, he has my facecuck. Also maybe Kagami, I forget if he's got it. And yes, that's exactly what I would hope.
>no
>>691457489
I see, I see. Reminds me of Through the Ages. That really was painfully intricate.
>>691457439
This image is perfect
Just like every picture of Karen
>>691457112
Beyblades
>>691457439
>got a full night's rest.
Lol yeah right. 6 hours at most really. The only reason my text is actually good is because I'm on mobile and it has autocorrect.
What do you mean by closer to the car? I did tell you I bought the car right?
>>691457298
What are you awake still? Its 8:30
>ika
where the fuck is the new thread
>>691457972
>what
Why*
>ika
>>691457972
I'm going to bed!
>>691457439
I know, I just refuse to let the hype get to me. And the Ashbringer part bugs me because I'm well versed in its old lore where it can't be cleansed.
>>691457757
>Read that as facefuck at first
Ya, I think it's time for sleep.
>Staaaaahp!
>Makoto