A toast to our faggotry.
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A toast to our faggotry.
>>691433779
Thanks
>>691433779
cheers!
>>691434240
Lazy shit.
>>691434031
>>691433881
cheers, friends
>>691434824
Are you implying im a groper?
>>691434678
That morning wood tho
>>691434930
Is that necessarily a bad thing?
>>691434930
Of course I am
>>691434933
Yeah too bad we can't know if it's knotted or not.
>>691435612
depends if you're hot i suppose.
>>691435961
*fondles your hefty package.
>>691436170
Hey now
>>691436170
knots always make things better, right?
Coffee, painkillers and gfur. ok.
good morning
slow thread
>>691436841
Lets fix that
>>691436770
no, it's evening, get it right
>>691436915
do we have to?
>>691436574
Hey these are mine!
I own them now.
>>691436716
Yes they do. They need to be attached to the right body though.
>>691436770
Morning
>>691436841
Better than a bread that gets capped out in 10 mins.
>>691436959
Yes and no
>>691437004
the polar ice caps are melting faster than this thread is moving, how is that a good thing
>>691436770
Mornin'
>>691437009
which is it?
>>691436931
It's still dark out if it makes you feel any better
>>691436959
nah
>>691437004
how goes it?
>>691437063
yo
>>691436841
At least it's not people who can't stand g/fur but continue to post in Gfur.
>>691437156
I suppose that's fine, How are you? has your hand been amputated yet?
>>691437004
No one owns me
>>691437132
Whichever you want it to be
>>691437279
I thought I owned you?
what if I want to do both?
>>691437233
Nah, all bolted back together again. I meant to tell you but the folks came by. No time for any fun.
>>691437050
Stop telling lies, the polar caps are fine and even growing.
>>691437156
It's sweaty and laying to the right.
How's yours?
>>691437279
No i just own your junk.
*grips your balls
Hi everybody, do you have any advices for a teen that wants to try anal for his first time?
>>691437004
What kind of body are you thinking of?
>>691437471
Lube, don't rush it with the first random old fuck who says you're hot/be selective, and don't try to jam it in all at once.
>>691437471
Find the biggest cock you can and tell them to fuck you with no mercy and don't stop no matter what you yell out.
>>691437516
Muscular not bara.
>>691437415
that's fine, I have been neglecting skype anyway. been up to much aside from that?
>>691437442
moving slower than glacial melting, is that better?
>>691437364
When did I sell me to you?
Then let both happen
>>691437442
There seems to be a mistake. No part of me has been annexed by another
>>691437442
Not sure... haven't put it to use since my arm got fixed in surgery. hopefully we'll find out in a bit
>>691437703
Sadly no.
Did someone say bara?
>>691437709
I think you were drunk
>>691437747
got anything coming up?
>>691437619
I'm kinda drunk but is this what you/re thinkging of?
>>691437703
still it's moving faster than nibi losing his virginity.
>>691437709
Well it wasn't annexed, you gave them to me willingly.
>>691437747
Well it wasn't damaged in the crash right?
>>691437922
Yes.
>>691437891
Bara and muscly dudes are preferred over 13 year olds in thigh highs any day....
>>691437957
what is it with you and nibi? you're going to make him show up
>>691437921
Work in like, 4 hours. It should be interesting
>>691437957
Thank god no. I'm relieved for that. Been told it's rather nice. It'd be a shame were it ruined.
>>691437921
I drink on very few occasions. I didn't even drink during Memorial Day
>>691437957
I am a thing that must be taken.
>>691438200
good luck with your hand
>>691438216
lets go with that anyway
>>691437957
Yeah, I feel you. Charr are kinda nice too. Naturally buff but not quite bara
>>691438200
>>691438216
Do you guys make a thread every morning?
>>691438403
Forgot image
>>691438331
Thank you. I'll take all the help I can get
>>691438403
Just usually one up
>>691438075
He should be lurking already.
>>691438200
Post nice cock.
>>691438216
Taken you shall be.
>>691438344
Yeap but nice all the same.
>>691438403
no every night!
>>691437959
What? Why?
I just prefer strong and big men to feminine and small boys, but I'm not one of those, I'm kinda a bara too
>>691438468
couldn't you get any time off?
>>691438482
lets not jinx it
>>691438482
No tiger, it's always based on freedomtime
>>691438586
Oh, it'll be fine. I'm tired of sitting around
>>691438536
IDK I still need to experiment (in with parents still and they don't need to go through that for reason) and I just feel like sometimes these threads are riddled with over-femme stuff. I wanna try it with a muscley dude. Too bad I'm skinny as fuck lol
>>691438536
masc butt slut here. We are out there and you are appreciated!
>>691438686
understandable
>>691438482
Have another charr, i guess
>>691438776
I'd prefer to experiment with that....
>>691438331
I'd never sell myself regardless. I'm not a whore
>>691438482
It'd an arduous task
>>691438686
FREEEEEEEDOM
>>691438694
Doesn't matter if you're skinny. Big guys like it in the butt too
>>691438792
How about you? Been causing any trouble?
I'm a feminine guy and I have a furry masculine boyfriend that likes to dress me up in girls clothes and fuck me, its fun :3
>>691438694
One I was like you, futa, trans, femboys and everything, but now when I think of a men I think of an hot bara muscular hairy man, if I want something more feminine I just watch girls (I'm bisexual)
>>691438776
No thanks, I'm a top
>>691438968
so are you saying I'm wrong?
>>691438976
my exams just ended a few days ago, so not yet
>>691438976
Hard to find porn where the little guy is pounding the big guy :3
Can somebody start a herm thread?
>>691439188
I'm pretty sure i'm at least bi because I got a PA for no intelligent reason when I was 18 and quite frankly they're pretty gay lol.
Never liked dickgirls, and I really wouldn't mind a dude with some leather/rubber stuff to try some things with...
Is it bad that when I jerk off I think about a dragon version of my dad fucking myself? It... It really turns me on
>>691439188
He's saying you could top him
>>691439259
Oh, but it's coming huh?
>>691439269
yup, but that's porn, not real life
>>691439259
Yes
>>691439188
>when I think of a men I think of an hot bara muscular hairy man, if I want something more feminine I just watch girls (I'm bisexual)
It's like looking in a mirror, sans bara
>>691439168
Hey whatever rocks the boat around for ya
>>691439474
yep, soon, very soon
>>691439587
Anything special? Anyone special with?
>>691439269
>>691439452
Not as in immoral, just disgusting as in a scat fetish.
>>691439566
well that's too bad, I had a heap of gifs to post but I guess you don't want them
>>691439700
Oh that is great thank you
>>691439566
I know, right? Men are awesome, but true men, not some kind of androgine shit, as I said, if I want feminine stuff I just look for girls
>>691439188
>No thanks, I'm a top
I am mostly bottom :o
>>691439474
>He's saying you could top him
This
>>691439168
You are a very lucky one my friend, I wish I had that luck
>>691439819
> "androgine"
Well time to fap and sleep, I'll deal with the hangover tomorrow. 'Night
>>691439693
obligatory sex because the bf and I have spent hardly any time together the past two weeks. Aside from that I've got some plans with friends set but nothing else so far
>>691439941
Yes, I'm still sleepy, sorry but I translated it wrong
>>691439971
pics or it didn't happen.
>>691438586
Nah lets jizz it.
>>691438686
nah.
>>691438776
Thanks muslce butt boy!.
>>691438867
I got all the good char already.
>>691438968
Your right, it's too much trouble for me.
>>691439729
Gifs aren't worth sacrificing sovereignty. But I'd still like gifs
>>691439819
How do you understand me so well?
>>691440114
I am a very ornery American after all
>>691440114
Are you horny?
>>691440194
there in lies the problem
>>691440027
Lucky! I'm sure you'll have a great time. I'm still a lonely dog, my boy lives so far away
>>691439269
>>691440311
Right now? no i'm sorta tired but th elights are keeping me goin
>>691439971
Yeah I guess I am, he was literally my best friend in school, we told eachother we were gay at 17 and then started going out and he was a top and I was a bottom so it worked out well
Now that I can parse the finder API, various fun functions will be possible. Like notifications! Auto thread creation! Stuff like that
>>691440194
I don't know, we probably have better taste than others
>>691440194
murica bb
>>691440448
you never mentioned you had someone
>>691440471
just asking because you always make some sort of sexual reference
I've something against you fucking freaks
>>691440573
Get over yourself.
Sometimes I put pickle slices on my nipples because it makes me feel alive.
Sup y'all?
>>691440621
<3 u too~
>>691440617
Yeah i do, but that's cause i'm not a gym.
>>691440474
Do you also play his little slave?
>>691440617
Oh yeah, I guess I'm used to not talking about it. Being in the closet and all
>>691440696
aroo
>>691440311
I see no problem
>>691440573
I just don't see the appeal to femboys and futas. Not having a muscular version of hardblush is also a plus
>>691440602
Fuck Yeah
>>691440833
Who's gonna hold who on a leash when I take leave back home?
>>691440709
I don't get the correlation there
>>691440833
do you want to share?
>>691440741
Yup :3 and he likes to keep me on a leash sometimes.
>>691440906
you said I'm a liar
>>691440931
We'll see how it goes. I feel ultra toppish as of late. broke my arm too!
>>691440943
Hm? Share what?
>>691440943
neither do i actually
>>691441014
You overreached
FURRRRRYYYYYYYS FUCK YOU
>>691441159
In my current mood, fine by me~
Ouch, what'd ya do that for? I hurt my bad shoulder a bit, 'bout it. Went deaf in one ear for a few days, that was fun.
>>691441299
*furries
>>691441003
I wish I was someone's cumdump like that
>>691441159
I don't know, I meant do you want to tell me about it now that you've mentioned it?
>>691441173
shouldn't it be the other way
>>691441285
you hurt my feelings though
>>691441285
oh not you too!
no double headed furries
>>691441418
Went over the bars on my bike. I got all fucked up
What happened with the ear?
>>691441437
Riley, I'm...I'm gay
>want someone to draw my sona
>everyone asks for a ton of money
I'd pay with a blowjob tbh
>>691441435
Aw I don't wanna make you jealous, maybe you could get a ldr, then meet them one day?
>>691441715
Stop going over your bars.
Got JP-8 in it while doing fuel samples. There were chemical burns to go with it.
>>691441829
Seriously though, He lives in Canada. He's a cute lil thing. We're both saving our buxx to se eachother.
>>691441926
Were it that easy... BJs don't pay the bills though
>>691441982
Fucking lord
>>691441437
Buck up
>>691441438
Alright
>>691442100
how'd you meet? how long have you been together
>>691442106
I swear I'll start posting cars if you do
>>691442100
11/10 had a good time that night.
>>691442246
Do what? And cars have no power over me.
hullo
>>691442349
I can delete all the good porn I have and never post any again
>>691442432
Is such a sacrifice worth spiting me? Didn't answer what the condition to trigger your ultimatum was
Help me, I want to jerk off but my dad's at home
>>691442651
to be honest I don't care, I don't look at them, I post them here and forget about them
>>691442246
You'll laugh, but we were talking diet and guitars on here! Been a "thing" since around early January
>>691442276
How does that even happen?
>>691442379
*sniff sniff
>>691442805
you were right, but that's cute nonetheless, have you met irl yet?
>>691442790
I have too much to look at them all too. Most end up here.
why does your father being home prevent you from jerking off
are doors and walls nonexistent in your abode
>>691442805
Have to get under the bird to sample from the main tank's sump. Dripped from my gloves onto my face and inside my ear. Couldn't stop working to go wash it out, so just kept going.
>>691443003
I have about 700 gay pics, and well over 12GB of (gay) furry shit and I don't look at any of it
>>691442790
You still haven't answered what even starts the porn deletion
>>691443177
you being mean to me
>>691443001
Sadly no.there's the whole canada/california thing. We talk every day though.
>>691443165
that's dedication
>>691443171
I like collecting it
>>691443177
this is cute as hell
>>691443329
We have a very different threshold for mean
>>691443376
hope you get to meet him soon
>>691443440
you said I'm a liar
