faces of /b/ thread?
>when you're going to die an incel virgin
>>691410233
incel?
>>691410405
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RADT9rCTVPQ
>>691410907
interesting, but whast the origin of the name?
>>691409903
How old is this pic, and what were you doing dressed up so?
>>691412338
its from june 4th. thats what i wear to work some days.
>>691412481
>flannel
ur a qt tho
>>691409903
You look like Evan Peters
Ahh fuck it why not
>>691412641
i get told that on tinder pretty much every single day
Rate me
>>691412734
uur a qt
>>691412929
Lost/10 made me reply
>>691409903
>>691413016
Thanks fam
I'm from the caribbean
>>691412499
do you like your job?
>>691412734
Not bad man
>>691413612
quite a bit, yes, why? why did you want to know how old the photo was and such
>>691412989
How does that go for you
>>691413761
you were just posing in it, seemed like you put in some effort
>>691414339
well thanks. i just took it during a bathroom break during a class i was sitting in on.
>>691414303
extremely well they seem into it. now all i gotta do is shoot up a school and they'll love me forever.
>>691411144
incel
in cel
involuntarily celibate
>>691413761
What IS your job OP?
>>691415094
i manage a psychic.
>>691414890
haha who the fuck comes up wiht this stuff
>>691415202
>manage a psychic
So you tell the psychic what to do and such?
>>691413004
Wtf are you? An extra from game of thrones?
>>691415265
not tell him what to do, i manage him and his business. i design his workshops and run his lecture circuit, and plan his business trips, design his website, create his ads, design his book covers, work on expanding into new territories, right now im creating a new class based on his lecturse that ill be teaching in the fall, do all the accounting, literally anything and everythign the business needs.
>>691415825
How much does he earn, and do you actually believe in his predictive powers? Or are you simply complicit in a scam
Me at my senior prom
Me and my fellow /b/ro
>>691415980
I can respect that
>>691409903
rate me senpai
>>691415933
im not gonna answer that, you've already decided its a scam so whats my opinion matter?
>>691416347
face isnt bad, but you kinda look like a cancer victim cuz of the lack of hair. if u had hair i think you'd look great kohai
Why not
How dead/10
>>691416446
Nah, just interested in what you think. I just know of a local psychic who's generally regarded as deceitful, I don't know your boss. And does he make more than 120k per year?
>>691416608
Faggiest of all fags
>>691416608
becuz ur ugly
>>691413004
2/10 human 7/10 giant, not even a perfect giant
>>691416053
>>691416116
Literally my only option after the girl I asked turned me down
>>691416446
you missed an apostrophe on this billboard
http://billburnsorg.tictail.com/
>>691416719
he himself kinda depends how you do the math. before i got here the business was in shambles, the last guy wasnt even running it and was embezzling.
my boss has a one bedroom apartment that he pays 800 bucks a month for.
this is the first year hes had any consistent profits, and its all gone towards massive payments to business debts his last manager rang up.
the business pays for his rent, his insurances, and things like gas money. outside of that he lives off of social security.
once we get his debt solved (presumably by the end of the year) he'll be making a real profit but i doubt he'll take much of it home. having a hard time convincing him to replace a broken air conditioner in his home
>>691416608
Would date if a femanon still would date if anon
I should be asleep
>>691417010
got me there.
before i got here the last graphic artist created his logo.
said he was a 'metaphysican' instead of a 'metaphysician'.
no one noticed for years as far as im told. it wasnt until six months in that someone told me.
>>691417168
Ugly shit
>>691416537
that's fair. hair's on the way back anyway, ostensibly.
>>691417072
Interesting, and hopefully he can pay you a decent wage given the problems.
But be honest now--do you believe he possesses extrasensory perception or the ability to see his clients' futures? Or do you regard the value of his work as being listening to clients and helping them problem-solve through the guise of the supernatural.
>>691416608
I am girl
>>691417523
i believe. after the crazy shit ive experienced itd be hard not to.
he pays me pretty decently. fifteen dollars an hour to manage a business might seem kinda low, but its my first real job ive had for more than two weeks so im not complaining.
>>691409903
This is now a cringe thread
>>691417627
Where are your tits? Fucking toilet clogger
>>691417216
also, the title for the CD "Why am I Always Broke" doesn't have a question mark like it ought to
>>691409903
>faces of /b/
>edgy faggot
that looks about right
>>691417168
You look like the kind of guy who would suck a dog's dick for 5 bucks
>>691413004
barbarian/10
>>691417643
Feel free to say more about the crazy shit.
I'm looking for an internet girlfriend
>>691417807
yup. im sure if you dig through you'd find all sorts of minor typos but its not really worth caring about.
>>691409903
What kind of a faggot takes pic like that?
Fuck I hate millennials.....
>>691416608
cute/10
would kiss and lick pussy
R8 or h8 on me kiddos.
>>691417903
honestly im not sure if you'd believe me given the circumstances. some shit was so crazy i canst believe it myself.
i always believedi n ghosts and shit but you think about that sort of thing as convenient you know? like oyu cant prove it, they barely effect you, its feelings and cold shivers and all that shit.
i was so fucking wrong man some of this stuff seriously fucked me up. i lost a month of my life.
>>691409903
Yikes
>>691417996
>headband and curls
>not an internet boyfriend
you made me very sad today you're my dream man
>>691413004
Shave, wash your hair and consider getting a decent haircut.
>>691417996
>mfw no snake eater boyfriend
>no homo
>>691417168
teddy bear/10
>>691418111
There's a bunch of roaches on your head dickweed
>>691417996
kurt russel in movie escape from new york/10
>>691418229
>>691417996
id ship it. and then write fanfiction where i have sex with you both.
no homo tho
>>691417996
Snake wit DA low IQ nigga this ain't no game
>>691412734
marty mcfly/10
>>691418023
Well thanks?
>>691413004
troglodyte/10
Just travelling
>>691418364
Are you making yourself ready for your reachover scene poofter?
>>691418111
...you're 12
>>691417168
nice beard and why hat inside
>>691418111
Balance books on your head please, anon.
>>691418364
Somebody shoop shrek behind him, pl0x.
>>691418782
no im 20 faggot
>>691417168
Dont ever shave, probably look pretty ugly without the beard
>>691413004
ug fok
>>691419071
>>691418578
>>691418111
Quit it with that forehead shit. You look like a beiber wannabe
>>691418364
Cuddle time
>>691418877
Fetishes?
>>691418578
those nipples though.
>>691419409
me btw
>>691418898
Because hair is a mess atm
K I k ChickenMonkeyDinoCat I'm going to sleep people spam me with whatever it is you want
interesting... the judgments are slow tonight
I need to smile more.
>>691419645
>You're FUCKING GAY! :D
Kek please rate
It's okay. Despite my expression, I still wanna die. Also, second -- maybe third ever selfie.
>>691419653
you're sexy just the way you are. if you want to tho i bet you'd be cute and soft that way.
but i wouldnt mind looking up at that face as you strangled me.
>>691419698
WHAT THE FUCK YOU HAVE A TAPE-WORM IN YOUR FOREHEAD!!!!
>>691419646
>>691419494
>>691419409
Learn to tie a tye properly anon, aside from that
>>691419744
You're trying too hard
>>691419776
that haircut goes so fucking bad with your head size and round ass fuckin jaw stop biting your fucking nails
>>691419645
Got your diaper on?
>>691419776
Paste hair up instead of oiling down
>>691418018
>implying that a pic of this edgelord faggot on a chinese heiroglyph website is representative of an entire generation of people
Found the old man.
>>691420014
funny, your hair just grew an inch or two in the time between those two pictures.
>>691419815
>looks like joey from friends
ifeel like you would be the kinda guy who would listen to me talk and fake intrest really well.
>>691419810
>mfw smiling
>>691419831
Haha jokes on you! dont have to try to have fun!
asdfgj
>>691420128
you look even more psychopathic, but very cute.
you're very bates motel. id wife you in a minute
both black and white and a snapchat filter because i'm insecure af.
>>691419870
seconded, you need to find a hairstyle that suits you.
>>691420133
Nah, you're just trying too hard to be edgy on a Taylor Swift Japanese fan fiction forum
>>691416608
I actually have tites. I just wear sports bras 27 /7>>691416608
>>691420117
Older pics you faggot
>>691420014
Truth hurts bro.
>>691420191
>dem pixels
>>691420133
Same.
>>691417996
>muh gun
>>691420360
>ties in casualwear
hnnnnng
>more please
>>691420290
Seem cute and cool, and you have at least one cat shirt so that's pretty sweet
>>691420342
Holy shit the tape-worm got removed! Glad to see you're doing well post-op!
>>691420290
>I actually have tits
show them then
pic is me
>>691420561
14
4
>>691420526
Thanks faggot
>>691420483
I don't think we could be friends, I'm really sorry to let you down. I'm not fashionista enough for you =/
>>691419962
Show me a pic of 1 guy itt that I shouldn't think he is trashy little faggy boy?
>>691420767
You hate me because I'm beautiful.
lol bottom half of thread is Me
>>691420290
Show me your tits.
Zozzle me fags
>>691420292
You're a guy who thinks he's good looking but in reality...
>>691420290
>>691416608
uhm... marry me? plz
>>691418023
Guess which one I am
ive got a youtube too
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zETbBn4JhS8
>>691421545
The faggot taking the picture?
>>691413004
I didn't know Neanderthals were still around
>>691421614
no that's this guy
>>691421425
dude do you have more than one facial expression?
>>691421545
black converses
>>691414890
Thanks anon, very informative
>>691421626
god that smile could kill
>>691421778
>>691410233
your always posting this shit man saying your gonna kill yourself and shit, get off /b/ and work on yourself
>>691421778
bingo
>>691421772
Why's he wearing squash-goggles?
>>691421895
lol your smile is straight up *camel-mode*
>>691413545
you look like Kanye, if Kanye had a bad day with genetics
>>691421985
nice vest
>>691421985
>dress shirt
>vest
>tie
>jeans
Fuck man
>>691422042
ewwww dont talk about mutated ubanjees... thats nightmares man
>>691410233
Fuck off and kill yourself already
>>691410233
You should smile for a pic so we can r8. Hard to tell with this style of picture
>>691422022
What is that supposed to mean you fag?
>>691422125
thanks I try
>>691422160
>>691422337
edgelord spotted
>>691422286
you look very underage
>>691422294
idk man i think it's your eyes but u remind me of a camel. :D
>>691422160
meant to ask, male or female?
lol this thread has me digging up funny/cool/shitty/stupid old pix
>>691422200
>the jeans
>you know to make it casual
>>691422294
what is this meme
all of you are fucking low test beta bitchbois
>>691422337
nah just goofin with pals... lol we were bored af... my town NOTHIN to do but burn shit, break shit, steal shit, snort shit, drink shit, and smoke shit.
>my pal smokin with apple bowl we made
>>691422608
That's fucking retarded. Wear a sweater over the dress shirt, cuff the sleeves and black pants. Skip the tye if you're going casual and killyourself if you think jeans is a good call. I bet you wore your converse with that
>>691422437
Am 22
>>691422671
what the fuck
this is amazing
>>691409903
>The tie goes to the top of the belt buckle.
> Pants too long. you aren't that tall get them hemmed.
>Lose the t-shirt
>>691422412
nah this is the edgelord content, bitch
stole the high st sign
>>691421144
If you are a guy and you take a selfie you automaticaly become trash.
And don't let me start about the faglords who take selfies in the mirror without a shirt on....
>>691423096
It's all shit man. Let's be real here
>>691421478
Nah man, just better than average n u
>>691416347
>>691416537
>>691417449
The thing that separates normal-bald haircut and cancer victims are the fact that cancer victims will be as pale as possible and their face will be a lot more bloated than normally, because that's a side effect caused by a lot of different chemo treatments.
source: I had leukemia.
I just like having long hair
Omg kawii desuuuuuuu
>>691423659
Y so sad?
>>691423836
>qt/10
Nice eyes, they look grey, what colour are they?
>>691423923
You, my good sir. You gave me a good laugh
>>691423978
People tell me my eyes are green but i say they are grey.
>>691424173
Ew
>>691424030
onedirection/10
>>691423941
Gf left me for her best friend and life just keeps getting worse lmao
>>691424513
I always stay up way too late. The lateness that makes you start contemplating your purpose in the world while listening to sad songs and coming to the internet to fill that void in your life with anonymous strangers.
>>691424633
Post songs.
>>691424633
Post nudes.
>>691424633
Tits or gtfo
>>691424763
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_woNBiIyOKI
>>691424830
Fresh out of nudes but here are some noots.
4 years ago pic
Mixed as fuck, guess my ethnicities
>>691424494
Fuck, man. I feel your pain. My fiancé left me for some guy she met on badoo... Sent me a video of her sucking cock, I got suicidal n shit. But it gets better, aight? Keep your chin up, you just gotta bear the pain of today to be able to live another day! You'll find another eventually, just stay fresh man
>>691424633
Perhaps you can help me understand why there is a reason to be sad, because I just don't understand why you would feel the need to.
>>691425613
haha damn she sounds like a bitch broo
>>691425797
1 eye on your bitch whilst the others posting on 4 chan....
Why not. Nigger is in here!!
>Fucking faggot over here, ironically the only sex I get is with guys. Send help plox.
>>691425613
Thank you man, have a nice day/night
>>691425662
Not sad really. Just wistful feeling especially listening to these songs. It gets lonely to be the only person awake. I should wake up earlier and go to sleep sooner so I can go out and do things with people.
Meh, she was asian. Should've seen it coming
don't mind the lazy eye
>>691426038
coalburner: the face
>>691425105
This made me laugh thank you.
>>691426050
Same back to you my man
>>691425997
Its all about that multitasking bruh
>>691426038
gf?
>>691426077
I feel you. I have a hard time falling asleep if it's not 11pm/midnight and I will easily stay up longer if I get caught in the internet. But my body forces me to get up at 6/7 am everyday, because I just can't sleep any longer.
Feels like I just waste 1-2 hours at night, because there isn't much to do than be at the computer, because everyone else is asleep and I can't go to sleep just like that.
>>691423836
>Leafyisbeefy
>>691424030
>Milo
Internet celebrities in this thread
>>691426545
And it can be difficult to meet people you click with. It's hard just starting a conversation with a stranger. When I do finally get out I usually go alone.
>>691426139
dude you're beautiful.
>>691426514
>>691426139
>>691426780
Samefag
>>691424763
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9RMHHwJ9Eqk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kvDjMGgAJF8
>>691426780
thanks don't know what it is.
>>691426839
i wonder how many anons really post themselves and give themselves a compliment
>>691427079
I don't know
>>691426738
I'm pretty open, but mixed with a little shyness. So I always find a way to keep the conversation going with a stranger I just met, but I just always feel like I'm the one mainly being asked new questions and then I will answer that politely and then spin their question off and ask them something similar.
>>691427130
That was a really honest answer. You're an amazing person.
>>691427170
Thanks, you seem like the kind of person that would have a really big dick
>>691427079
>>691427130
>>691427170
>>691427212
Is this what bait looks like?
>>691427212
how kind of you to notice!
>>691426808
>the commando in Orlando
>>691427133
I usually don't feel very drawn to most people. Like if I do talk to them I can never get past the acquaintance phase.We don't get close
>>691426808
>>691426514
Ok got me to laugh
>>691427299
You got dubs you assertive attractive and successful anon!
>>691427271
I'm the dude and i don't even know.
just go with it.
>>691415707
keked
>>691423659
i didnt know you browsed /b/ isaiah
>>691416608
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