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SA15 Spock Professional Copper Acoustic Guitar Strings Set
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nothing to paste, just rebooted phone and clipboard is empty
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http://pointerpointer.com/
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abella danger
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bLoadFaceGenHeadEGTFiles
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GcNfh17iOuo
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i just reported this, have fun in the pokey, faggot
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>>691404962
It's raining. Rook.
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http://www.reliableridesautosalesllc.com/mobile/mdetails.aspx?vid=262787898
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>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
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>>691404962
http://www.dsdoll.us/home.html
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https://youtu.be/KfugNcbZuWQ
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>>691404962

The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. [beep] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. [ding] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.
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>>691408459
This is a video of b4nny practicing med jumps and circuits for tf2
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>>691404962
A Milhouse Divided
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Tularemia
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hey guys bouncin on my boi's d at the moment reading this hot new story go check it out big money quiche, out https://www.wattpad.com/275336596-the-ballad-of-daquan-mufasa-the-terrible-daquan
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how to cook human meat
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qmSiJxEOVGs
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http://herb.co/2016/06/22/grow-mistakes/
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Your uncle is a bar of soap, your cousin is a shoe,
your best friend is a candle, and you're a fucking Jew,
Your neighbors are a landfill, too bad you got away,
to open up a shitty deli and live another day
50 years later, you've still got an agenda, for world domination, but you'd better remember,
To when we had the upper hand, Der Fuhrer ruled the land,
You kikes had fun for a century or two
until the famous Auschwitz barbecue
Think of all the friends and family you lost...
Happy Hanukaust!
You claim six million, I wish it were true,
But you're a pack of lying fucking Jews,
A holocaust memorial is built on the land where most of your relatives are buried in the sand,
In bulldozed graves to cover the pollution,
too bad you weren't part of the final solution,
Wearing long sleeves to cover your tattoo,
will never hide the fact that you're a dirty Jew,
Think of all the friends and family you lost...
Happy Hanukaust!
Light the menorah and think of the time when you sold out your neighbors for a handful of dimes,
All those filthy Jews... they must have been pissed,
They couldn't buy their way onto Schindler's list,
Think of all the friends and family you lost...
Happy Hanukaust!
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http://es2adizg32j3kob5.onion/
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>>691404962
ncentive
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Just me and my daddy, hanging out I got pretty hungry so I started to pout He asked if I was down ⬇ for something yummy and I asked what and he said he'd give me his cummies! Yeah! Yeah! I drink them! I slurp them! I swallow them wholeIt makes daddyhappy so it's my only goal... Harder daddy! Harder daddy! 1 cummy, 2 cummy, 3 cummy, 4 I'm daddy's princess but I'm also a whore! He makes me feel squishy!He makes me feel good!He makes me feel everything a little girl should!~ Wa-What!
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ликвидировать капитализм
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>>691404962
>>691410980
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So then I said to the policeman: that's not a giraffe, that's my sister!
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>>691404962
goophone s5
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>>691404962
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1466767330319.webm

was sharing with a friend
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Not sure about the rules here, don't even care but my fat loser friend was deep in the friend zone with a tumblrina who was dating a small Asian named Carl. This was her friendship breakup text.
You don't get to call me your best friend. You lost my trust and you lied to me I need you to understand that. What I did at school was my last act of kindness to you. You don't get to manipulate me by hurting yourself simply because you're "in love" with me. That was insulting to me. Carl is the one thing I'm sure about in my life. Holding on to knowing I'm going to have a husband and kids one day is what is keeping me going. For a while having a best friend I could count on made me happy too. But you hurt me and I will never forgive you for that. But you need to forgive yourself and get better because that's the best you can do in this situation. You said you respected Carl but I know you don't and I know what game you think you're playing. He's your friend still but don't mistake me for the same. I could have gone in there for my original intent saying how disturbed I was and how I saw it as harassment and manipulation but I didn't. You were my best friend but you hurt me and I never expected that so I let it slip. But I can't let you back into my life. I can't let you hurt me or anyone I care about. You can think I've got it all wrong I don't care anymore because what's done is done. Now you know how to avoid this in the future. Don't hurt yourself because it's not going to solve anything. Take care of yourself. Be grateful for the friends and family you have. If you need anything you have squad, don't let them slip away.
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>>691411200
MODS YOU STUPID NIGGERS DO YOUR JOB
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>>691411200
MODS WHAT THE FUCK
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>>691406398
Nice
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https://youtu.be/cDXk20huyII
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>>691411417
>>691411524
>>691411559
newfags detected
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>>691411200
MODS
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>>691411200
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>>691411712
Not being a degenerate pedo makes you a newfag? Hmm
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Kono Subarashii Sekai ni Shukufuku wo!
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>>691411200
Its ilegal if i watch this? also, mods
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>>691411200
Great. Didn't even have a VPN. Thanks asshole.
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>>691411524
>>691411559
>>691411811
>>691412019
>>691412273
samefag
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>>691411200
MODS MODS MODS
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D.R.A.M. - Broccoli feat. Lil Yachty (Audio): http://youtu.be/j4L2vmBC3xA
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>>691412273
As long as you don't save it, you're all good
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Don't tell us about your filthy enemas you sicko.
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>>691411200

Oh fug.
Is this a honeypot page?
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>>691411200
-_- I recommend a tall glass of bleach for this one
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>>691404962
https://youtu.be/oMZfOXw7LPU
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H2H Mens Slim Fit Varsity Baseball Bomber Jacket of Various Styles

Looking at clothes. Nice jacket?
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Blocking time Blocking time Blocking time Blocking time Blocking time
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>>691411200
MODS, are you asleep......
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https://symmetricstrength.com
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>>691412726
youre all samefagging
say wut the link actually is instead of trying to trick people into clicking it.
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>>691412922
It's pepperoni and cheese pizza, hold the pepperonis
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>>691412922
what the fuck do you think it is fucktard?
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>>691411200
Don't open. It's CP
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>>691412922
>you're all samefagging
That's redundant
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It's definetly cp. Call mods and report.
>>691412922
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>>691412979
So cheese pizza with some some pepperoni grease?
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>>691413069
quick what's the number, i have free nights and weekends
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>>691412922
wat was it specifically?
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>>691413107
Well, not exactly PEPPERONI grease, but you know...
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http://hansamkt2rr6nfg3.onion/
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>>691411200
What the fuck, man?!
You're fucking sick!
MOOOOOOOOOODS
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>>691413205
A bunch of various cp videos
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>>691411200
MODS
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/synctanstreams
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Our memes will never die
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niggerfaggot
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>>691404962
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across theUSAand your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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https://www.dropbox.com/sh/89x1j3j5v3rp8fa/AABMJFrXepAlm8zo6vdl-9mQa?dl=0
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http://www.heavy-r.com/video/186896/Bleeding_Anal_Fuck_/
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>>691411712
What was deleted?
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>>691413525
Ce qui la baise que tu viens de dire putain de moi, petite salope? Je vais devoir vous le savez je suis diplômé en haut de ma classe dans la Commandement des Opérations Spéciales, et j'ai été impliqué dans de nombreux raids secrets sur Front de Libération Nationale d’Algérie, et j'ai plus de 300 tués confirmés. Je suis formé dans la guerre des gorilles et je suis le meilleur tireur d'élite dans les forces armées américaines entières. Tu ne es rien pour moi, mais juste une autre cible. Je vais vous essuyez la baise avec précision les goûts de ce qui n'a jamais été vu avant sur cette Terre, marquer mes mots putains. Vous pensez que vous pouvez en tirer en disant que la merde pour moi sur l'Internet? Détrompez-vous, baiseur. Comme nous parlons Je contacte mon réseau secret d'espions à travers la France et votre IP est tracée dès maintenant afin de mieux vous préparer à la tempête, mouche. La tempête qui efface la petite chose pathétique vous appelez votre vie. Tu baises morts, gamin. Je peux être ne importe où, ne importe quand, et je peux vous tuer plus de sept cent façons, et ce est seulement avec mes mains nues. Non seulement je suis beaucoup entraîné au combat sans armes, mais je avoir accès à tout l'arsenal de la Légion Étrangère et je vais l'utiliser à sa pleine mesure pour essuyer le cul misérable de la surface du continent, petite merde. Si seulement vous pouviez avez connu ce châtiment impie votre petit commentaire "intelligent" était sur le point de faire tomber sur vous, peut-être vous auriez tenu ta putain de langue. Mais vous ne pouviez pas, vous ne avez pas, et maintenant vous payez le prix, vous putain idiot. Je vais chier fureur sur vous et vous noyer en elle. Tu baises morts, gamin.
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>>691413537
Nice try guy
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>>691413537
afraid to click...
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>>691413614
A dropbox that a guy uploaded. It was full of cp
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Henry Hill
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>>691413753
Don't be, can't access it.
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breech loaders
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>>691413753
404
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all of you guys are pussys, too afraid to click on dropbox links and shit... no one realizing its safe to click
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>>691413537
No.
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>>691413788
Jesus
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https://www.reddit.com/r/justiceporn
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https://youtu.be/b3_lVSrPB6w
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>>691404962
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Stallion scat yiff...
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>>691404962
http://orig03.deviantart.net/7b25/f/2011/045/8/b/ecchi_by_lostmemo2011-d39jz9k.jpg
Huh. Didn't know that would show up. It's not even decent, I was looking at better stuff than that, and that's what I saved?!
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>>691404962
https://satoshibox.com/4ox2ame7mhek3dvhzzodfb6w
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>>691413645


Un putain de français, enfin !


M'y CTRL + V :

$_SESSION["client"]
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>>691414324
what dis?
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>>691414376
Donc... Ma français, c'est plutôt mal. Je suis américain. Je sais un petit peu.
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>>691414376
PHP fgt
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>>691414467
Don't Go on that it's for him !

Bitcoin, more bitcoin !!
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https://67.media.tumblr.com/d02a15532a9cfa7b33635c62fb6042ba/tumblr_nqqhbvNLXF1tlb56zo1_400.gif
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>>691414467
A collection of 430+ pics many of them nudes from girls that go to my school
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>>691414582

Yes i saw haha :)
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>>691414324
im not paying for porn
fuck that
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>>691414609

I'm making à complete website for myself :p haha ;)
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>>691404962
interpret or look on (someone or something) in a particular way; regard as.
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https://youtu.be/JC9xrsAmeeE
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http://www.btselem.org/settlements/statistics
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>>691414666
Nice try Satan.
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>>691414683
Underage detected.
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>>691414683
How did you obtain said nudes?
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>>691414758
consider?
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http://passwordjdm.com/Stance-Emotion-Wheels-Gold-15x8-4x100-25-P6986C2104.aspx
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>>691414855
its called the fappening
obvious leeks
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zmfeSCEqMMM
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>Elisa Milicent Sterling
Turns out it was sinclair
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RJ8dcKwME_Q
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>>691414888
>passwordjdm.com/Stance-Emotion-Wheels-Gold-15x8-4x100-25-P6986C2104.aspx
daaaamn those are fresh
also checkd
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>>691406598
What game were you editing?
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>>691404962
Plutocratic Oligarchy Whosoever sheds a man's blood, by man shall his blood be shed.
Genesis, 9:6
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>>691414855
Many were just floating around for a while, then we had a massive leak one night on an app called sneeki. There was a big investigation but nothing came of it. It happened at the same time as the fappening, so we now refer to it as the ab fappening. The rest came from friend's phones.
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>>691415002
Yeah, helping out a guy choose some nice wheels for pic related.
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>>691404962
"I was born in a small village. I was still a child when we were raided by soldiers - foreign soldiers. Torn from me elders I was made to shout their speak. wit' each new message me masters changed along wit' th' words they made me shout. wit' each change - I changed too. me thoughts, personality, How I saw right 'n wrong... Words Can murder."

"The hour 'n again th' country was ruled by a foreign tongue. When he was a young jim laddie he lost his native speak. th' bedrock fer any developin' child. His country, His family, His face - His identity. Everythin' was stolen from him."

"Since ancient times every civilizations ruler has had th' same idea. When people unite under one gunna - they become stronger than th' sums 'o their parts. 'n what do rulers use to brin' people together? speak."

"'tis seven seas gunna become one - I have found th' way. Race, Tribal affiliations, National borders. Even our faces gunna be irrelevant. th' seven seas that th' cap'n envisioned gunna finally become a reality. 'n it gunna make mankind whole again..."

"America be a country 'o ;liberty. A raid 'o immigrants. Instead 'o simply assimilatin' its citizens live alongside others. So th' major sought a system that used information: Words - To control th' subconscious."

"In his eyes th' greatest symbiotic parasite th' worlds ever known isn't microbial - 'tis lin'uistic. Words be what keep civilization, our seven seas - alive. Free th' seven seas, Not by takin' mens lives. But by takin' their tongues."

"wit' 'tis i'll rid th' seven seas 'o infestation. Sans Lin'ua Franca - th' seven seas gunna be torn asunder, 'n then it shall be free."

"th' chain 'o retaliation be what gunna truly bind 'tis seven seas together as one"

"Les Enfants Terrible* Zero called it"
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>>691415102
what do you beg for?
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http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph576c945bc6e7f
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#263238

It's a hex color code
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558
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>>691415266
Huh.. That was interesting
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I feel like when god made ants he was like "oh shit i made way too many" and couldent justify just deleting a whole bunch of them for fear of arousing suspicion, so he made anteaters specifically for this problem and that why we have a weird animal that eats ONLY ants.
>thoughts?
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>>691415831
Kek
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jkUlSRZGeXg
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nothing to paste, just rebooted phone and clipboard is empty
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The viscosity of a fluid is a measure of its resistance to gradual deformation by shear stress or tensile stress. For liquids, it corresponds to the informal concept of "thickness"; for example, honey has a much higher viscosity than water.
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>>691416059
Then fuck off. We dont care.
Nobody cares that you did that.
Go the fuck away.

>You stupid entitled faggot.
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id/crawlinginmyskiiiiiinn
i guess if anyone wants they can add me or give me free shit
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>>691416212
Calm down
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>>691416059
A H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H
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274529303
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>>691416632
Oh it's a porn Dropbox
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>>691416632
You're welcome to whoever wants it
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>>691416503
Eat

D
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Faggot
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>>691416632
>Error (429)
What a shame
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>>691417064
Loads for me?
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It was another day in my life, just like any other I was at my local gym doing some cardio. Just minding my buisness, when everything changed.

As I was doing my cardio I noticed an ape like roid monkey which will eventually be known as Daquan Mufasa the terrible.

Unfortunantely, we momentarily locked eyes, the surly and well stout negro was instantly taken over by his violent primal senses and started

lumbering towards my direction like a 100 mile tall tsunami.

He towered over me, looking down at me with the burning rage of a 100 suns.

When his monkey like jaw unhinged and shouted the dreadful phrase that I will soon become tortured by "NO PAIN NO GAIN NIGGAH"

Before I could react he lunged his bulgin arm at my throat and lifted my boyish body in the air.

I desperatley clawed at his callous gorrilla like hands as blood vessels in my eyes popped.

But alas, with my eyes bulging, my face swollen and gray. He crashed my body down into the floor.

barely concious I heard this baboon yelling "NO PAIN NO GAIN DEAD ASS" in my ear

Needless to say, I never returned to the gym.

But unfortunantely, this was not the last time I would hear of Daquan Musfasa the Terrible.
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http://store.steampowered.com/app/286160
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>>691417199
I was enjoying my favorite tv show in the warmth and safety of my home, recovering from my bruised vocal chords. when I heard a knock at my door.

it startled me to say the least, it was loud like the crashing of boulders.

Fearing the police might be at my door due to the aggressive knock, I cautiously approached my door.

My stomach dropped to my knees as I was greeted to this horrible sight.

through the glass on my window, Daquan Mufasa stood tall and menacing. Disrobed.

His eyes lit up with argession as he saw my frail body peer out.

He slammed his fist on the door yelling "NO PAIN NO GAINS"

He was drinking from a 40 oZ. bottle of malt liquor while shouting "OPEN THIS DOOR NIGGAH. DONT MAKE GET MA NIGGAH OMAR MANG"

I hastly picked up my phone and dialed 911

His nigger senses started tingling as he heard the 911 operator answer

He Immediatly pummeled my door open, hoarse with rage

He came up to me ready to swing.

I dropped the phone as he started violently pounding my face with his fists

The 911 operator could only hear my boyish screams being drowned out by that dreadful phrase "NO PAIN NO GAIN NIGGAH"

Just as my face was beaten to a pulp, two police officers bursted in.

Daquan Mufasa started charging them

one the freightned officers drew his tazer and fired at Daquan Mufasa

Daquan Mufasa stopped dead in his tracks

The electricty was not enough to shock his entire muscle mass

He simply started flexing his muscles due to the current of electricty

He then grabbed the officer whom had made the grave mistake of attacking him, and put his head between his enormous bicep and forearm

and with a single swift movement, Daquan dabbed with this poor man's head still in his grasp.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XTs_TZFjbJ8
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>>691417287
Daquan's arm crushed the officer's head like a watermellon

The second officer attempted to call for back up, But it was to late.

as the officer turned on his walkie talkie, Daquan punched his diaphram

the officer fell to the floor, shitting and puking simultamiously

The dispatcher yelled for a response

Daquan suddenly pulled out a boombox out of thin air and placed it next to the walkie talkie

Daquan yelled "LISTEN TO MY MIXTAPE FAM"

He turned on the boom box and it immediately started playing denzel curry's song "ultimate"

Daquan then picked me up by the head

Just before songs beat drops, he yelled "DEADASS PUT EM IN A COFFIN"

And hucked me across my appartment into the kitchen

The impact had caused my spine to snap in half

So there I lay, without the ability of abulatory movement, my face beaten to a pulp, suffocating of mucus and blood. Covered by my own pissed and shit.

Quietly sobbing for god, but god did not answer.

Next thing I know Daquan is Smashing watermelons on my swollen bloodied head

now covered in a stew of piss, shit and water melons. Daquan reaches into my freezer to retreive some frozen chicken

He took the box and went to the boom box

Daquan put the chicken next the speakers. the shear heat from his fire mixtape cooked the chicken to a crisp.

He proceeded to violently shove the chicken down my throat

As I started suffocating, a swat team had shown up outside

Daquan rushed out into the street, brandishing a bottle of molt liquor, and a glock 17

Daquan yelled the words "I DINDU NUFFIN MANG" at the swat team

The riflemen promptly shot him dead.
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>>691417360
The impact of his body hitting the ground caused a catogorey 6 earthquake, that knocked over a vase in my house, which fell on my dog. killing him.

almost instantly after he hit the ground, a score of news vans, buzzfeed bloggers, and huffington post bloggers swarmed the scene.

Buzzfeed bloggers started creating 2000 articles per second about "20 reasons why racism is still a problem in police forces"

Huffinton post bloggers started releasing articles reading "Racism is still a problem, and here's why" and "The police have now become the new KKK you won't beleive this"

The twitter hashtag #JusticeForDaquan starts going viral

a candle light vigale is quickly assmebled

As I start drifting into the abyss, I see a swarm of cameras with 1000watt led lights start surrouning me

A wall of noise pushes me over the limit as I go into shock.

Get labled in media as the man that provoked Daquan

People accuse me of being Hitler

Turns out Daquan had so much muscle, the bullet didn't hit any major organs.

He doesn't come after me. however I get a call from my sister telling me Daquan broke into her house.

And then proceeded to beat her and savagely rape her while yelling the phrase "FINNA BUST' A NUT'"

Nine months later she gave birth to Daquan's child

But daquan was nowhere to be found.

She eventually drowned the bastard nigglet in the river.


And thus ends the ballad of DAQUAN MUFASA
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m.youtube.com/watch?list=RD0DGy2TNOArA&params=OALAAQE%253D&v=0DGy2TNOArA
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http://img14.deviantart.net/28aa/i/2011/128/b/3/white_t_shirt_by_alymunibari-d3fw9ad.jpg
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>>691404962
http://i.imgur.com/lbP8DYM.pn
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>>691404962
OP IS A FAG.
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https://www.reddit.com/r/Boobies/comments/47z6ns/reflected/.compact
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huh...would you look at that. it's empty!
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>>691413788
I mean, he just followed OP's demand
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>>691419679

>tips fedora
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>>691404962
>PLAYAN

>WATCHAN

>LISTENAN

>READAN

>EATAN

>DRINKAN

>FAPPAN

>FEELAN
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BuiW_Jagl4U
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>>691404962
Okay, so you expect me to believe that you were the very best that your generation of Navy SEALs had to offer? I highly doubt that. If you were as good as you say you were, i don't think for a second that you would be browsing 4chan. This is mostly a place for jobless neckbeards that still live with their parents, and nerdy high school kids that don't have any friends. It really isn't the place for highly-trained assassins to be hanging out in their spare time. Even if it was, something far worse than a troll being mean to you probably would have set you off a long time ago. What about the slew of gore and child pornography that gets posted here on a regular basis? Isn't that something that deserves a person being hunted down and made to regret their actions? Yeah, you're just not the 4chan type. Sure, there's a wide variety of people that browse here, but you're far from the core demographic if you are who you say you are (which isn't the case). Even if it were true that you're an incredibly talented soldier, I think all the military discipline would prevent you from getting mad enough to murder some random idiot on the internet. I also doubt that even the best SEALs have a "secret network of spies across the USA". Why would all of the most expanisive Big Brother network in the world be willing to help a troubled PTSD-sufferer hunt down some random kid on the internet? That doesn't even make sense. If you're gonna try to scare somebody, make it more believable than "IM A SUPER SOLDIER HURR DURR". You might frighten a thirteen year old who doesn't know any better, but to must have us you just look like a kid with an anger problem and a very active imagination. Hopefully things will be easier for you when your puberty's over. Best of luck with that... kiddo
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>>691413816
wtf, I watched that movie yesterday
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