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dilettantes and heartless manipulators
Tuna sounds lovely just now.
Peanutbutter is better.
is there any good method for eating tuna aside from the classic tuna sandwich?
>>691383295
sounds like you have shitty life goals than
And now the fun
>>691383769
The best way to have tuna is to not have tuna
Tuna is shit
>>691383895
GO AWAY EVIL DOGGER
Heathens.
You're shit
>not wanting to stuff fish in your butt
wow, really?
play nice boys
>>691383769
yeah you barely sear it and then serve it really red
>>691383929
yeah I dunno what it is about it, but I just don't like tuna. I love pretty much all other seafood though
>>691383769
Tuna with rice, soy sauce and sesame seed oil
>>691384165
I think he was asking about tuna fish, not tuna itself
that said seared tuna is love
>>691384165
The best
>>691384111
fuck you, man handle me like one of your french wrestlers.
>>691384476
it's late, go to bed
>>691384581
you first
>>691384476
read that back to yourself
>>691384570
not my business, bub,
>>691383769
Can of tuna with cubed avocado, little soy sauce and sriracha. I like bean sprouts in there too, but its optional
>>691383789
Most of my life goals involve napping and not being at work
>>691384713
tunafish like the shit that comes in cans
distinct from a tuna steak
I could go for a tuna steak.
>>691384795
me too
make lots of money so I dont have to work and can nap all day
>>691384681
i probably will, honestly
>>691384976
you don't have to do this
>>691385452
No, YOU make lots of money so I can nap all day
>>691385598
what actually
>>691385474
good boy
>>691385724
it will be okay
you don't have to go through with this
after working in a deli/snack shop I've learned that just about anything can be canned, it's pretty uncanny
>>691385432
I got two penises.
>>691385876
no idea what you're talking about
>>691385952
you're scaring me here
is there any difference between vagus and david
>>691386039
>>691386039
just walk away
>>691386263
Couldn't possibly if I don't know what you're talking about.
>>691386233
sup
you are confusing the poor boy
>>691385694
nono, I cant work, im retarded
you do it for me
>>691386162
I won't bite, maybe a nibble.
>>691386531
you said something very very stupid and now you're going to try to defend it
but you don't have to do that
you can just walk away and everything will be alright
>>691385952
>>691386650
I used to have an iridescent shark pet. His name was "Sharky"
>>691386702
can yo usay no to this face
>>691386727
Thought that's what you were getting at.
The distinction exists in my dialect of english and with basically everyone I've ever interacted with. That you don't have it isn't my fault.
>>691387022
No. Wait, was that a trick question?
>>691387083
>no idea what you're talking about
>I don't know what you're talking about.
>Thought that's what you were getting at.
i'm sure that's true
again why do you do this
>>691387361
I wanted to make you SAY it.
>>691387022
In between vomiting, yes
>>691386838
People call me Toothy
wonder why tho.
>>691387535
yeah sure
you can stop
no one will hold it against you
i would commend you
>>691387591
Please. you will be vomiting my copious amounts of semen
winky face
>>691387719
stop what
>>691387721
Nope.
>>691387783
Stop the silence. Speak out.
>>691387695
A little bit of teeth during foreplay is never a bad thing
>>691387895
the gif was my speech
>>691387942
It had no words!
please leave us here
close our eyes to the octopus ride
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aU0GEcU63qw
>>691387895
i cannot continue this
I feel sick and you're just being childish
>>691387781
>copious
you don't have that kind of stamina
>>691388432
You don't have to continue the conversation, but I'm not going to pretend to be wrong to satisfy you.
>>691388475
I mean how do you know I just dont cum 10 gallons of thick SEMEN in one go?
>>691383769
Over white rice nigga
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_kOY6nqIeoE&list=WL&index=6
>>691388675
Because you're weak
>>691388173
Moar u fuckin fagget
tuna and saltines
>>691388979
mmmm yes
triscuits are my cracker of choice though
>>691388598
were you pretending to be wrong earlier when you said that tuna was different from tuna
>>691388859
I am stronk, with HUGE testes, baka
>>691389214
No, and I even looked it up. The connotation of tunafish as referring to the canned variety is not just a feature of my idiolect, it's actually documented.
http://www.thefreedictionary.com/Tunafish
Anyone from the city of philadelphia and, I suspect, the surrounding area, would perceive the difference when presented with a binary choice between tuna and tuna fish. Not my fault that it doesn't work that way in your english.
>>691389613
I'm going to go have lunch and hopefully forget that you actually exist
>>691389639
if we were both stuck in a zarya topolshtien, you'd be the one i held dearly before our ultimate demise
>>691390075
how are you
>>691390075
I am dying to know what a topolshtien is
>>691389411
Does that tooth not get in the way of.. Everything?
>>691390055
I hope we both forget I exist
>>691390075
I would hold you and let reinhardt shield us from all the damage
>>691390275
use it to open cans of tuna
>>691390275
I suspect there's a good reason sabertooth tigers went extinct
Snuggle me
>>691390275
They are unable to pronounce "th" sounds, but the shelltooth is used to crack open oysters which are a large portion of their diet.
>>691390212
stoned and listening to NES osts
>>691390264
ogon po gotovnoski
>>691390304
what a blessed day it is to have a CATCH PHRASE
>>691390720
How affectionate of you nibbles.
>>691390733
cyka
>>691390733
Sounds fun
>>691390870
i am currently on... ninja gaiden
>>691390733
how stoned are you?
>>691390720
snuggles u
>>691390993
Reminds me I got Dragon Warrior 4 for the NES I should play.
>>691390868
Sadism levels low for the next 30 minutes.
>>691391186
Is this code for "I just came"
>>691391112
Better than dom or katia
>>691391002
5/10, i wouldn't drive but i'm not lost in space.
>>691391143
i remember you talkin about it, but couldn't remember if you were selling or buying it.
>>691391285
I will cuddle you no homo
>>691391334
Bought it in a huge bundle and I am going to keep it.
>>691391399
have any help?
>>691391572
Elaborate
>>691391743
Didja get any, nibbles.
>>691391334
whenever I go above a 6-7 I just get really sleepy
>>691391852
Bro, you know no one will fukkin have sex with me.
nibi lets cuddle
>>691391487
sick! ill watch a speedrun sometime so i can get an idea of it.
>>691391993
same. i usually just take one hit a night.
>>691392025
Still not true.
>>691392034
Apologize
>>691392131
prepare for glitches.
>>691392190
for what
not holding you close enough?
had a dream i went to one of his concerts but know
>>691392631
You're doing this on purpose.
>>691392188
Yeah, used up whores who've had 300miles of cock up their gooch so their pussy looks like roast beef and they smell like sour milk.
Or ugly flabby pieces of shit like snarf or timby.
Yeah, right
As if those count as people
I said "PEOPLE" not subhumans.
>not seeing 2 the ranting gryphon live
>why live
subby post tummy
>>691392613
Yesterday
>>691392915
you have time
>>691392901
As mentioned by literally everyone at this point, you're currently departing the demographic where girls are virgins.
>>691393051
here you go
post yr fuckin belly
>>691393272
uh oh my cats on fire, cya
>>691393331
I came
>>691393271
what did I do
I forget
>>691393401
>>691393401
am i that awful to talk to?
that you have to burn your kitty?
>>691392915
He's still a thing?
>>691393513
Glad I could help.
>>691393401
Please do not set the cat on fire ty
>>691393513
not you, julian, you've already displayed yours
>>691393538
'i do not talk to anons' - raccoon 2016
>>691393539
you're so much of a furry sometimes
>>691393656
cmon dude dont be this new
>>691393331
Why should I settle for a woman who isnt a virgin?
>>691393790
but i am raccoon
