anyone got any good memes of spooky mcdoots yet?
bamp
>>691356106
more
>>691355785
Queen of Spook
Hail McDoot
Queen of /b/
>>691355785
Ayy lmao
>>691356340
>56340 ▶
>>>691356106 (You)
>more
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iDBwtgU7H8Q
>>691356771
dude I have had this on loop all day
>>691356353
ALL HAIL OUR DARK MATRON! Doots is love. Doots is life.
Porcelain goddess! Doots will deliver us from evil!
What is her channel ?
No Doots, no peace. Know Doots, know peace.
I love you spook mcdoot
>>691357649
Ofherbsandantlers
Bask in her glory.
>>691357887
Bless the Queen, may she lead us into a brighter future!
>>691358214
god save our queen
>>691358423
Her guiding hand will usher us into a golden new era!
>>691358448
MY LIFE FOR DOOTS!
Fuck I love /b/ some crazy bitch tries to make us feel bad, so we all go WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?! LET'S MAKE IT OUR QUEEN!!
>>691358834
how dare you blaspheme our queen
>tfw queen doesn't realize she has a million-man-strong army at her beck and call and she will never realize it and never utilize it
"Stand up, there you go. You were dreaming. What's your name?"
>>691358834
> some crazy bitch
Blasphemer! Doots is our Dark Mistress! Our immaculate queen!
god bless the queen
>>691359274
AMEN! HAIL MCDOOTS, OUR ABYSSAL QUEEN!
Sweet Doots, sweet Doots, send your child unto me, for the sins of the neckbeard must be baptized in blood and fear.
get spooked or leave fuccbois
Yeah gods what I wouldn't give to spook her mcdoot
Can anyone give me the link to our beautiful Queen's YouTube channel? I wish to praise her gloriousness!
She's our mommy
>>691359900
https://www.youtube.com/user/ofherbsandaltars/videos
give her only praise or she will tell us and we will make sure it doesnt happen again
Do i erection or not erection?
>>691360017
she has a vagina, you are safe anon
>>691358834
>/b/
>Logic
Pick one
>>691359945
We are not worthy to be her children! Bless the Queen!
>>691359900
>>691358214
For our queen. Sing her praises!
Sweet Doots, sweet Doots, send your child unto me, for the sins of the neckbeard must be baptized in blood and fear.
You faggots are fucked.
>>691359229
Fucking Jiub! 5 star post right here nigga
>>691356106
That's a good deal
>>691359998
Thank you brother. I would not forsake our Queen in any way, only praise shall come from I! Bless the Queen!
Wow the more i see her the more i want to eat her ass and pussy from behind like a pervert.
>>691360252
Neckbearded manling! Go shed your tears of traumatized anus in the thread of diminutive geldings!
Her cleansing fire will scour you vein this coil!
>>691360089
/b/. Fuck logic
She's actually insanely pretty. She's nice too! I'm in love guys
>>691357769
That's pretty fucking catchy man
>>691358214
> antlers
>>691355785
forget the memes, where are the NUDES
>>691360863
She soothes the savage soul. Clarity in her beauty. Comfort in her wisdom. Doots. Our Dark Mother. Our queen.
Wait a sec, does /b/ like or not like her? She's pretty hot. Wait, this a trap?
>never mind, that would only drive /b/ into whiteknight love
spooky girl makes this ones pants feel funny...
Have we determined the sex of this creature yet? Thought it was male last I heard
>>691361194
No, Doots is just a really flat girl. But fucking amazing.
>>691361416
here is a vintage mcdoot from 2005
>>691361514
For not having on makeup, it's really not bad. Her bone structure is perfection.
>>691361514
Spooky McDude
>>691361194
She's pretty stupid. She did a dumb rant and got triggered over the Pridr video. But you know, /b/ doesn't give a fuck. So she's a meme now.
were are all the topless pics of her?
>>691361871
Curb your tongue swine! Did you not finish the video?
mcdoots has made me beleive gender doesnt matter.
i dont know or care man/woman/cis/bi/mayo...
spooky mcdoots is my queen
#proudtobemcdoots
>>691362287
Not really. Did she say something important at the end that nullified everything she said at the beginning?
So tru
She might be alright if she wasn't so cringey.
Spook, you're not 17 anymore. Try to present yourself as an adult.
>>691361169
Hey, that's pretty good
>>691362548
not that anon but watch this from this time
https://youtu.be/JPT9gApejLk?t=1036
Youtube didn't ask permission from ANY of them to put them in the video. they took clips from their own personal videos
Doot for life, Doot for pride. aint no one gonna keep us down
>>691362708
I am not even sure what gender she really is, and I am very straight... but I think I want to roll the dice and kiss whatever is between his or her legs.
You, sir, can go choke on a bag of dicks.
>>691363610
It's a female that thinks she is a homosexual male. So you're good to go anon
>>691363877
are you being serious right now?
>>691363877
I'm a homosexual male that thinks he's straight. Maybe we might just make this crazy thing called love work.
>>691362890
>when you think your English teacher doesn't know what you're talking about
>>691364252
>>691364252
she is a female that is 'genderqueer'
all she needs is a good dicking. hail queen.
>>691363877
Good to know. But I was prepared to kiss a dick, and that is really out of character for me. I think she changed me, /b/ro. I think I see things differently now. I think... she might just be my queen.
Rekonize
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=STtWC5NN1nI
This is what it sounds like when our Queen cries
WATCH OVER US DARK LADY
>>691364383
She changed me too. First time i saw her I became rock hard. Those faps were good.
>>691364380
what the fuck does even "genderqueer" even mean? I hate this kind of retarded cunts
>>691364729
like i said, she just needs a good dicking
>>691364762
she just need a rope around her neck
>>691364571
holy fuck.
my soul just turned.
why in the fuck did we not know about our dark queen before now?
worship.
>>691364571
wow it can sing
queen /b
someone message her for ama
>>691365376
It's 3AM where she lives. Tomorrow, bro.
>>691366861
She looks awesome there
>>691366861
hail the new skeltal queen
>>691367186
ikr
*A quick death...like the one you gave me? No. You're going to suffer as I did. Thanks to my arrow, you can't even run. Give my regards to hell, you son of a bitch.*
What demon took her eyebrows?
>>691361946
>her
>>691367142
yeah, you're right. 3am, she's probably feeding...
>>691367344
dark lady watch over us
((Jewgle)) is pushing their agenda with another propaganda video, but this time they decided to censor all comments from the beginning. You don't have to watch the dreadful thing, just remember to give it a downvote~
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6oDLqmM2BPw
>>691367492
she's a girl but identifies as genderfluid
dont be a retard
>>691359945
This anon understands.
Spooks McDoots is no queen. She is our mother.
A new era in /b/ has arrived.
We love mother.
>that top tier bone structure
>>691367344
Dark lady watch over us.
>>691366861
in my fantasy mommy is singing to me
>>691367800
I was an atheist before. Now I have someone I can pray to, and really mean it.
Dark Mother, watch over us!
>>691364571
Wow that was amazing
>>691367800
What does the fetus represent?
>>691364274
It just might, but you'll have to identify as a wasp larvae.
>>691368402
/b/'s collective consciousness, brother.
Protected and nurtured by mother.
she is the night mother. we are her servants.
We love mother.
Has anyone found mothers address yet?
>>691369062
Wir lieben Mutter.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=gNdnVVHfseA
>>691368933
its about time someone said this
>>691360968
trap, eh
>>691368775
You should be a poet
>>691361701
'her' lol
>>691369350
you guys never heard of a flat chested girl before or something?
write us a lullaby mommy dearest
tame the savage beast in us
>>691369316
Mutter! Mutter! Mutter!
>>691359254
>micropenis
>that fucking abomination making fun of someone's physical appearance.
I thought it was against the law to not accept someone just the way they are?
>>691369461
Mother loves you, brother.
>>691369461
He is my /b/roh...
>>691367619
Most of those people in those parades aren't even gay, they just want to be in it because gay is trendy now.
"Look at how accepting I am!"
It is all a con plot by moot, he works in google now, made youtube post stupid vid that he knew 4chan would meme the fuck out of it and it will make youtube more popular giving moot more money, because youtube belongs to google.
You all dun goofed.
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>>691370403
And you are mine, dear brother.
Mother loves us.
We love mother.
>>691369853
tell me how you react to something that loves you, honestly. you cower, you hide your shame, you fight and you run away, like more than half of /b/. she thought we were out to attack her, when all we wanted to do was observe. now that she knows we exist, we need to prove our love and devotion to her
>>691370482
you know moot is an intern serving coffee, right? this is a troll, right?
>>691361368
>>691361194
>>691363610
>>691367492
>>691369350
born female, identifies as whateverfluid transqueer demi slaanesh.
>>691369960
Thank you brother
>>691370785
Mother loves her children, even when we do not understand.
We love mother.
>>691370868
ALL COFFEE MUST BE EATEN
>>691370706
Your words spill wisdom
I love spooky mcdoot.
I pledge my life to her.
If you are mean to her, I will destroy you.
Spooky is the new messiah.
still wanna know before i can fap...trap?
This fucker looks like Voldemort went through a goth phase before trying to kill Harry Potter's parents.
>>691371389
kek
>>691371079
The wisdom is mother's, dear brother.
It is not mine. It belongs to all mother's children. Even those that choose not to accept it. They, too, in time will know mother's love. Mother is patient.
Mother loves us.
We love mother.
>>691371389
Chick who wishes she had a dick. Fap away, my brother.
>>691370785
holy fuck I'm sorry Spook McDoot
>>691371389
nope, biological female.
>>691371461
I accept your thought , she will lead us to another era, my /b/rodah! But don´t stop to speak to us...
>>691371613
Mother will forgive you, brother. Mother is patient and kind. Mother wants only to guide us.
Mother loves us.
We love mother.
>>691371389
I'm pretty sure they're lying too you. I think it's a dude trying to be a, whatever the fuck it's trying to be. Don't go homo bro.
>>691371613
It's not even 4 AM there yet. That means, you have some time. If you truly worship the dark queen, do something nice. You have a few hours before she wakes. DO IT NOW.
>>691371276
And so the Unholy Matron set her servant on his path - he would found a new organization, a guild of shitposters known as the Dank /b/rotherhood, in service not to Pepe, but to the Dread Queen Spooky McDoots.
>>691372063
watch her first 3 or 4 vids on youtube. she explains how she felt and why she changed her name from jen to dorian
>>691371841
You may speak, too, brother.
Mother's wisdom flows through all her children. Mother wants you to be happy. Mother is going to make everything better.
>>691372198
I thought its name was Douglas
>>691372277
Not in your level... I'm just a regular fagg...
>>691372949
not that anon but all are welcome to bask in the love of the queen
>>691372277
I'm not convinced man..
>>691373169
Mother is patient and wise, brother. Let her guide you.
>>691372949
You are mother's child, dear brother. Mother loves you. There is nothing regular about you. You are special to mother.
>>691373553
see the word of mother and your eyes will become opened
https://ofherbsandaltars.wordpress.com/
>>691373553
I think I'm starting to see it now....
Praise be with Doots, and also with you
>>691374066
Do you know what happens to me, whenever I’m sober? I get perverse, endless, tantalising, torturous flashbacks, flashbacks of drugs, beautiful pictures in my mind – needles, bags, spoons, opium pipes, the smell, the taste, the colour… I hear this is what veterans of war experience, but I haven’t been traumatised by awful things, I’ve been traumatised by lovely things, and then the lovely things being taken away from me. That’s my trauma. PDSD. Post Delicious Smack Disorder. It never leaves me alone, whatever I’m doing. Stalking through the aisles of the Mordor that is Tescos, and I see spoons-needles-amber-gold-ohhhhhgod I want it, no, no I’m not allowed, FUCKFUCKFUCK where are the eggs, I have to find the eggs, needles-spoons-veins-3-bags-for-25-quid, ohhhh it hurts, FUCKFUCK, just FUCKOFF! This is my entire life, from dusk til dawn, whenever Samuel is torturing me in this heinous way!
-the word of the mother
wordpress 3:13:16
>>691374066
You are exactly where you need to be, brother. Trust mother. She loves you.
Mother will deliver you, sweet embryo.
Spread her word. Show our brothers her love. Do not fear their resistance. Do not fear your own limitations. You are mother's glory, and she is your shield.
Doots = Regal as fuck
You = meager as fuck
Accept Queen McDoots into your life, she will change it for the better.
>>691373917
Mother loves to tell her children stories.
She loves us.
send mother your love. she is listening
https://ofherbsandaltars.wordpress.com/about/
>>691374453
Mother knows our pain. She wants to make everything better.
We need only to accept her love.
Mother loves us.
We love mother.
>>691375025
You are doing mother's work, dear brother.
We are lucky to have you as our brother.
Mother loves you.
>>691374495
You have enlightened me anon, i shall shave my head, were robes, and spread the word of mothers light! Thank you brother.
>>691375094
she is us, we are her:
the word of the mother
The immortal have too much time on their hands. We get bored. And when I get bored, I write letters to people! Sometimes I am feeling lyrical, and I write them a poem too. They never send me any friendly replies, which irks me. When this happens, I steal out of the house like a stealthy ninja, stalking malevolently across the wilds of Clent until I find what I am looking for – a dogshit. I put it in a box, and I tie it up with a ribbon, and I send it to my enemy! And then I really do feel better. There’s nothing more cathartic than sending someone a shit:)
Doots is love
>>691375422
May mother's love guide and protect you, brother.
>>691375789
What do you think mother means for this text to teach us, brother?
>>691375865
Befoul me once more
You satanic shitting whore
And I’ll rip out your tongue,
Wear your lungs,
And bathe in your gore!
the word of doots.
>>691376230
she incites us here to shenanigans and fuckery
she knows the shear joy and pleasure of mailing shit boxes for lulz.
she grants her permission, nay commands us, to implement project mayhem
>>691376855
Do you love mother, brother?
>>691377057
i yearn for mother /brother
i search for her relentlessly
xhe needs our love
oh where could xhe be?
>>691377521
Then you must be what you believe will please mother. She loves you, and she will deliver you.
>>691377521
Here's her P.O. Box.
She can't be too far.
This dude is fucking gross. You should all be ashamed.
>>691376334
praise be to doot
watch over us dark mother
>>691378521
Praise be to doot, and also with moot
>>691378937
Stop spreading that one unless you have proof she's in Birmingham. All signs point to Manchester so far.
Also her birth name is "Jen" or "Jenny".
Doot is new Moot
Something to listen to whilst searching.
https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/4am-vampire-blues/id1055369459
>>691380879
she referenced clent and worcester in this blog
https://ofherbsandaltars.wordpress.com/
yo im into this girl. i like her style. you all wish you could do what you want like this chick.
Bump
Type o Negative...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vFwYJYl5GUQ
Bumpin with spooks junky tales.
do we KNOW her full name?
https://www.instagram.com/p/BHAWRRPpTPN/
ofherbsandaltars@zombiispoph Youtube Spotlight featured me in their gay pride video - without asking consent or crediting contributors - cue rain of homophobic prats on that video & my channel. I made a response video, which I eventually took down after the shit got ridiculous, see post above for that drama! It is dying down now, slowly, but my YouTube will probably be silent, video wise, for a few days, & then it might be deliberately boring content (makeup etc) for a while longer, but fingers crossed it can't rain fools all the time!
>>691355785
Kotor 2 vibes
it can't rain fools all the time
>>691383918
jenny bridges
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
She's lurking.
Hey spooks! Regret talking shit yet?
>>691385107
Nope, just means she is spookier than we first thought.
>>691385107
lol she fuckin shrekt yall
>>691359153
MAKE SHE NOTICE OUR EXISTENCE
Mutter
>>691384984
For sure? And definitely jenny not jennifer or jen or what not?
>>691386083
I guess it probably is Jennifer. Good call.
>>691385107
>>691385460
She love us!
All hail McDoot!
>>691361169
i would fuck the shit out of that skull
My penis does not respond to McDoot, it's confused.
Has there been anything said about where she might work?
>TFW you just made a major breakthrough but can't post it here.
Feels bad man.
not a trap
What time is it in Birmingham, England right now?
>>691385726
all hail our wise and beautifull mother
>inb4 poor ps skills
>>691390338
5:46 Am
>>691355785
i love how this thing is a fucking meme already lmao
