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>>691344923
Bear butts.
>>691344923
WooHoo! My lazy ass didn't have to make this one!
Being gay sounds like a lot a work you gotta stick a water bottle in you ass or something lmao all this porn makes it seem easy
Time to get stronk up in here!
>>691344984
No? Well It'd be my pleasure to have you tied up and made to service me. Of course, I'll have to make sure you can't touch yourself either as your full attention should be on my cock, not yours. Good boy, brushing your teeth like you should!
Don't worry, I'll make sure you're plenty. "laid back," for me.
I want to |____| the bunny
>>691345716
tbh they're stupid things anyway, and i wish they'd stop calling them hoverboards - it's factually inaccurate.
>>691345821
hold?
>>691345821
fork
>>691345870
Its like speedwalking, but you get nothing out of it and you look like a jackass
>>691345739
Wow. Holy shit. Uh.. yeah. I'd.. try this. Another friend of mine has tried making me not touch myself and I end up anxious after just a few hours. It's a habit every morning. I get really pent up if I don't. And.. Hmph. Those words. You know those words.
Could only imagine what happens on my back, too. Just.. Damn, you're good at this.
>>691345821
buff
There should BEE more insects in here
>>691346069
haha, exactly
>>691345952
>>691345870
They werekn't legal in public here until like two months back or so and once that happened they immediately became the thing of now
Then they made the news few weeks back when someone's board decided to randomly catch fire and burned down their entire house. The model was recalled by the retail. Looked it up and it's pretty much the same exact chinese thing that's sold all over eBay and the internet w/ all sorts of different "brand" names
Actually, I dokn't know whether that one or most of them in general use Li-Po or Li-Ion batteries. They usually just advertise "Samsung Lithium battery" and that's all. I even tried googling smth like "hover board samsung battery" and nowhere does it specify whether 'Po' or no
Tho typically they use Po fur heavy-duty where light weight is required
>>691346373
They're the BEES knees.
>>691346270
I'm glad to hear you're fond of the idea! In fact, I would love to be sitting on my couch with you knelt down in front of me with your wrists and ankles tied together--making you suck me off. If you're lucky, I might rub your cock just a little with my foot. Certainly not enough to let you get off, of course.
Tell me, have you given a rim job before?
>>691346723
femboys > women > cuntboys > men > dickgirls
prove me wrong
>>691346969
wouldn't be surprised if they were lipos, they make sense when you want moar current. but then these silly things don't really go very fast, so idunno...
i haven't used mr. bulge for a while, no spontaneous fires yet :)
>>691347564
You sucked dick and got AIDS
>>691347698
Go back to your fox hole faggot
>>691347342
Wow. I don't mean to pander but that sounds absolutely fucking incredible. Yes, goddamned please. Once again, I'd have to get used to being bound, but.. yeah.. I'd.. do that. Even with just little contact I'd be thrusting. And suckling. Nursing.
And I haven't, though the idea is one of the most arousing things in existence.
>>691347563
Anyone got any f/muscle furs?
>>691347630
Butt then things like laptops still somewhat exclusively use Li-Ions. Suppose even the risk of Mc$2000FacebookMachine blowing up into the faces of millions teen grills is too much fur a business to take
>these silly things don't really go very fast
Smth like about 25 mph tops?
>The Police here patrol on Segways in the city
>mr. bulge
inb4 lipo bloating becomes a fetish
>>691348788
>new Bernal
>and it's Sasha
Pawsbolute Yes :3
>>691348540
i'd doubt laptops would need it, li-ion seems to be keeping up. i'd guess the main use case is motors
>25 mph tops
thats a lot faster than i realised they went
>patrol on Segways
you're kidding, right?
>>691349024
>Pawbsolute
Foxed
>>691349024
here's more
>>691349317
wtf with those bars?
anyone know the source of this?
>>691347784
Oh, don't you worry, I'd make good use of you! Even so, maybe I don't want you getting used to being bound. I can come up with many ways to have you bound and made to service me. One thing I've been wanting to try is having a guy totally bound, on his knees, and with a jaw-brace in his mouth to hold it open so I could face-fuck him as long as I want.
It's one of my newly found, favorite things. I'd love to get a special rimming seat, set it up out in the living room, and get rimmed while I watch TV.
But anyway, rimming is pretty fun to give too (I have given several times). It's not as fun as getting, but you should make sure that the person you are rimming is totally clean first, and don't be afraid to go in deep with your tongue. In reality, you won't be penetrating much at all but it will feel like you are.
>>691349168
>i'd guess the main use case is motors
>smth that doeskn't sit right next to you fur when it decides to burst into flames
Sounds about right
>25 mph
Actually it may have been 50-75% of that now that I think about it
>you're kidding, right?
Nope. Was featured in the news and everything. To aid in purrsuit, amongst things. Cop they interview said a criminal can outrun the Segway in speed butt eventually they get tired and slow down
any food pics ?
>>691349531
>this fills fox w/ determination
Havekn't checked fur latest SF rips so all this will be very appreaciated :3
>>691350169
ok then
>>691348221
>>691349604
Jesus, that sounds like a lot. More than I've ever even thought about doing. So much of that sounds incredible but I'd have to adjust. I'd probably have to adjust to size, too. And I wouldn't mind that rimming seat as long as you can breath a little..
Funny. I was one of those anons, back in the day to inspire a drawfag to draw Juuichi sitting on the player's face while trying to play videogames. Hah. What a night.
I think it'd be more fun to rim than to get rimmed, but I haven't honestly done either. I just enjoy the thought of using tongue. And yeah. Cleanliness. Of course. Shit, you sound like a class act.
>>691349891
i like things that move fast
>may have been 50-75% of that
found some weird article listing a bunch of different models, looks like the fastest (at least at that point) was about 13 mph
>Nope.
HAHA, i suppose it makes sense in some ways but it just seems ridiculous :v
>>691349531
source?
>>691350363
>>691350718
>about 13 mph
Yeah it may actually be more like that
>suppose it makes sense in some ways but it just seems ridiculous
Oh-ho. The more stupid smth sounds like the more likely it's going to break through here. This has been pretty much the case fur the past two years or so.
>>691351165
top secret
>>691351274
>>691350907
>>691350908
>>691350987
[EXPAND KNOT]
Well now I know what I'll be pawing off to tonite b4 curling up, thx :3
Ayy finally drunk :3
Shame it had to take so long, had plans fur today :/
>>691351251
>>691350572
You'd adjust easy enough. Just get the ball rolling and it should go smoothly from there--a little alcohol never hurt either. Breathing while rimming shouldn't be an issue, worst case you just stop rimming for a minute to catch your breath but the best thing to do is to keep breathing consistently while you're back there instead of trying to hold your breath.
That may be true for you if you prefer bottoming.
>>691351873
...for "today"?
all the flowers
>>691352008
Ya, Caturday, obv
Was planning to get up b4 noon butt I need about 7-8 hrs of sleep to clear off any headache or other from drunking tonite
>>691352332
hmm, on that note i should probably prepare for bed, i need to be up "tomorrow"/later
>>691352280
>when flowers are introduced as a notable element butt drawn like they were balls of minced beef
>>691351932
No need to hold my breath, but yeah, I'd work on it. Would be completely worth it to feel the warmth against both nose and lips, tongue.. Mgh. Feel the heat from above. And just lick into it.. so enjoying. Yes please. And >>691352021 is glorious. Wonderful looking male.
And I have to say.. I'd probably prefer bottoming. I mean, I've only done both things once, but.. I'm sure you'd be able to tell which I enjoy more. Quite easily.
>>691352556
Again? Is it related to last week? Are the cops yet on to you?
>>691352280
tru.dat
>>691352679
Good, you'll probably be back there for a long while and I'd make sure you couldn't touch yourself either.
It seem like you've got the mindset of a good bottom. If only I could put it to use. Either way, regardless of your preference, I'd still make you bottom.
>>691352799
it is, but everything is legal :p
>>691353551
Nngh. I don't know if I couldn't handle not touching myself. Seriously, I get rock hard in seconds and it's habitual.
And I might. Just needs a bit of refinement, perhaps, and the right touch. As much as I like to think of myself as a switch. Being -turned- into a bottom.. You already had my interest before..
>>691353623
Is it still smth you cankn't disclose?
And if it is how does it have to do w/ your Tru Identity and iskn't it knot Anonymous Josh?
>>691345980
you can't fuck Shae Summers either. it's you in front of a computer screen either way...
>>691353634
His front left leg makes the thumb look like the actual image was two detail shots side by side
>>691353927
That's not for you to worry about. I'd make sure your hands were tied up real well so you would be unable to touch yourself.
I'd love to refine you into my good, obedient, submissive bottom.
I had your interest before?
>>691353928
eh its just a small project, nothing particularly magical/interesting
>>691354174
Why would anyone touch a human anyway
>>691354541
Butt it somehow involves your identity hmm...
>>691354541
you mean your penis?
>>691354503
Gah. I'm just so used to being able to that it'd be odd. And I'd get really damned needy. As long as it's not for incredibly long periods of time, I think /i might be able to manage without going nuts.. Hmph.
And I wouldn't mind.. being.. turned into your.. willing..good boy.. your submissive.
And you did. Now I can't stop thinking of just sucking cock. Ugh.
And I fucking love Pandaren.
>>691354782
'chons need a post upvoting feature
>>691354751
not really
>>691354782
clearly
>>691355131
So what gives?
>>691355287
lol nothing, it's just not something that usually comes up in conversation
>>691355489
plz xplain
>>691354965
It'd be all the more fun that way. You could rim me while being totally helpless to touch yourself, despite your cock being exposed. You'd just have to lay there and rim me for as long as I want.
Very cute! I bet you'd make a great submissive.
Oh, I meant *before,* before. This is the first time I've been on 4chins in months.
>I'm knot a robot
>Captchas: 1
wtf google
>>691355654
not much to explain, it's a small side-project which i usually keep quiet as it's outside of work and i don't want anybody getting the wrong idea
>>691356127
>i usually keep quiet as it's outside of work and i don't want anybody getting the wrong idea
Only more questions now
>>691355762
Gah. Wow. Took long enough for me to respond, but damn. Yeah. I'd.. do that for you. I'd bury my nose up in your butt. Though I'd end up throbbing and practically leaking. Well.. as long as my tongue doesn't get tired. I'd still try.. would be worth it.
And I could only hope that I do, being.. rather inexperienced and open to the ideas of topping and bottom equally.
And I come and go. I've only recently been around too. You're not so bad, really.. And that is a wonderful tiger.
>>691356522
:) there aren't many answers i am willing to give
honestly though it's not that interesting
>>691354569
I like humans, tbh. I have many different sexual appetites, one of which is furry.
>>691356815
Uh-huh, so basically the project is Topsy Kretts like as in if ppl hear about it they mite steal your idea and beat you to it?
Or as in if your boss found out they'd claim you did it on the job and therefure it was the companys property?
>>691356838
>I like humans
Will never understand this
>>691357290
the latter is the more realistic, but still unlikely. i've made sure to keep everything well away from work time/hardware. but, what they don't know, they can't make assumptions about
>>691356784
Watching you thrash about would be very entertaining for me.
I'm not the most experienced either but I have tried a great number of things. I know, at the very least, that I'm basically all top. I wouldn't mind helping to guide you along though.
Alas, I think I should get back to work on my essay.
>>691357634
So it's smth you hope to make business out of one day maybe? Support urself and be able to quit the shit job?
>>691344923
Is there some fucked up program that creates these endless dumbfuck animal cartoons at the speed of light or something?
Do you have to post ALL of them?
>>691357924
nah, it's just a one-off
>>691358057
>what are furries
>what is the furry fandom
Also, prefurably
>>691358154
Something in commercial interest tho?
Fur a client of some kind?
>>691357872
>file image
Hue.
Yeah. You go right ahead and do that. Funny. I might go to college next year. And.. you've probably tried a far greater number of things than I, though the experience will undoubtedly count. Perhaps we may share it some day. And I don't mind you being just about all top. Certainly a difference between two switches going at it. One cannot, in the end, be successful whilst being entirely altruistic.
And I hope you do well in your essay. Shit, I'm sure you'll do fine. It was good teasing and being teased. I really hope to talk to you again soon.
Back from nap time for more cute images to save.
>>691358057
>program
I'm prbably taking the bait here but...
people draw furry just like japs draw hentai doujinshi. plenty of it exists because plenty of people are into it.
>>691358556
>file image
ror
>all this gfur I've saved butt honestly cakn't remember the last time I've actually went and pawed off to it
>>691358504
yep and yep
>>691359073
Should probably just jerk it instead. Might work better.
>>691359165
Well fuck
Needeth say no more, rly :3
>>691359444
phew, interrogation over
>>691359256
I dokn't quite understand what do you mean by 'jerk it'
>>691359393
>iaintclickingdatshit.jpeg
>>691359684
Pretty sure you do, just don't want to.
>>691358556
Don't be down. I'd love to help a cub figure things out. ;)
It shouldn't be too hard, although the subject it totally inane.
Anyway, do you have steam or something like that?
right, i'm super tired so i'm gonna go to sleep.
good night y'all
>>691359918
Wow. Uh. Yeah. Cub. Hhgnh.
I don't like sharing my steam, so.. I'll let you know in a throwaway e-mail what it is, if you don't mind.
[email protected]
>>691359556
>interrogation
3:
Nah I totally understand where you're coming from. Tho you could tell me more, I'm drunk and probably wouldkn't even remember it next week and on ;3
>>691359792
'Jerk' typically means someone who's (being) an asshole
Also smth that humans do w/ their penis butt I wouldkn't know about that
>>691360114
Alrighty, g'niteynitey
Good fur about one or half nü bread
Any bakers?
>>691360572
Yeah, you jerk your dick-skinners over your dick. Jerking off. Same shit that everyone does.
>>691360768
Nope. Foxes paw
>>691360701
Baked a little because of cooking. Fun and precise.
>>691360880
>Foxes and furries
Foxed
>>691360880
Jerk paws over dick. So.. Jerkin' off.
>>691360918
Ayyy, throw a bread in while the oven's still hot
>>691360390
You like "cub," eh? Cute.
My steam is nialiss if you wanted to add me. I don't feel like screwing with my email right now--they sure do make sending messages convoluted.
>>691361103
>do_u_even_yiff.png
No, pawing
>>691361218
Yeah, jerkin' your thing up and down on the other thing.
>>691361356
Paws & your (knotty) penis
No "other things"
>>691361156
It doesn't sound so bad, yeah..
The candy cane, right?
>>691361530
So hands and cock. I get it now.
>>691361574
That's the one, cubby.
>>691361723
No, paws and penis
Only humans have hands
No bakers?
>>691361848
But you have these things called hands too, they're just, you know, hands. I don't do made up verbs.
>>691361812
Not sure what to think. Sent, though. Heh.
>>691362045
Foxes have paws
Are you a nigger?
>>691362220
But that doesn't make any sense, you still, you know, jerk off. Not like you can do anything else.
>>691361129
Fresh bread is the bets bread fam.
>>691362388
You must be talking about yourself
I have paws, and I use them, amongst things, to paw off. Fur I am a fox
>>691362429
Prove it >:3
>>691362649
No, I'm not, everyone does it, like, you jerk off and your thing does the thing and cum goes all over the floor or whatever.
I mean, you at least lick it up, right? Hands.
>>691362823
No, I paw off "my thing"
Lands on a tissue and is discarded w/ toilet water
Bathroom break, oven heating in the meanwhile fur a nü bread
>>691362649
I only bake that bread for people I life fam. Gotta keep it secret to make it better. c;
>>691363223
Has to be fresh bread right?
>>691363082
But paw isn't applicable to you, there are these things called hands that are used to skin your dick of necessary proteins used to inseminate females.
>>691363629
>paw iskn't applicable to fox
Okie
Where did you go to school? Hope they('d) shut down
>>691363889
You're missing the point here and you've gone too far. Like, the go-to-jail-don't-pass-go-don't-collect-200-dollars-jerk-off kind of far.
>>691364122
You've lost me now
They only one being a 'jerk' is you
>>691364373
Yeah, you've been lost in the world of jerking off
>>691364463
[CONFUSION INTENSIFIES]
>>691364605
Hands.
>>691364953
Something that humans have
>>691365124
Yeah, you do too.
>>691365286
Nope. I'm a fox
>>691365385
The other kins going at it again. I am a octopus please respect me sucking on your face.
>>691365385
But you're not.
>>691365539
>other_kins
>other__kins
>other_____kins
Okie
>>691365575
I dokn't mind your denial
>>691365833
There's no denial here but yours. Just stuck in that tiny world of yours with your hands.
>>691365833
Please respect me im an animal and cant figure out language. Hope you arent to bothered fagget c:
>>691365977
I'm a fox in a human body, that's all
>>691366140
What's your species?
Jewgle is pushing their agenda with another propaganda video, but this time they decided to censor all comments from the beginning. You don't have to watch the dreadful thing, just remember to give it a downvote(
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6oDLqmM2BPw
>>691366413
So you're human and shit. So you jerk it. Why'd that take so long?
>>691366413
Fuck I am an octopus in the deep part of the ocean. Gotta stay as far away as possible.
>>691366640
Only body-wise
I have paws and I paw off. And if you feel like it, you can call me a 'paw' / 'paw off'
>>691366846
Very nice, have you / do you think you'll ever meet w/ your kind?
>>691366898
But that's just it, you jerk off and you do jerk off things.
>>691367051
Aint no one that drinks water like a fish out of water. But honestly isn't exactly the go to for people kek. Just accepted my fate from other fur fags that im a octopus.
>>691367090
No, I paw off
>you do jerk off things
I ror'd, I dokn't think that is a proper thing to even say
>>691367278
Bruh. No way. I identify as an Apachi attack helicopter.
>>691367396
Jerk/jack/jick who cares, you're boring
>>691367486
Thanks man I also enjoy being a b52 bomber. Please respect my big loads. Just cause I kill millions doesnt mean I have no feelings.
>>691367602
>>691367090
Universedammit
Anyway,
>drinks water like a fish out of water
Never thought about this, do fish actually (need) to drink?
I used to have a friend who was a dragon. He'd unlikely ever be able to meet his kind butt think you could have a chance. Even if it was a bit more difficult than fur a mammal
>>691367486
I do, I hate being missassociated w/ humans
>>691368192
You just hate realizing you're one, you mean
>>691368044
They have to suck and push water through there bodies to filter oxygen through their gills.
>>691368301
No, I'm quite confident in that I'm a fox
>>691368417
Yeah butt do they consume/digest it in the process?
>>691368476
Confidence does not mean truth, though, you're just a dude with hands
>>691368696
No, butt confident as in I know what is the truth. And the truth is: I am a fox (in a human body)
>>691368623
True they dont but they do process some water for there bodies just not when they are breathing haha. Humans lungs dont exactly take nicely to water.
>>691368911
>they do process some water for there bodies
Butt they dokn't actually drink the water
(Nor pass it on later)
>Humans lungs dont exactly take nicely to water
Certainly knot
>>691369218
Well salt water fish do have to process the water to take the salt out c:
>>691370045
>process the water to take the salt out
Just like how they extract the oxygen from it?
Still knot drinking
>>691370757
Fresh water dont but salt water do drink the water to process the salt then oxygen apparently.
>>691371268
Cool
let it die, there's already threads
