how does someone ugly, fat, old, and stupid, trick a young hot teen to have sex with him? help me /b/
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Tell her you've got a big cock
Duh it's all about having money or not.
>>691301969
You dont.
>>691301969
What's your name?
Who's your daddy?
Is he rich like me?
>>691301969
its called money and/or cocaine
>>691303119
oh i meant to also say i don't have much money and i'm an introvert that hardly goes outside
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>>691303561
Has he taken any time to show you what you need to live?
>>691303561
>What's your name?
Shady
>Who's your daddy?
I don't give a fuck, but I wonder.
>Is he rich like me?
Doubt it, hah.
>>691301969
Hire a prostitute.
>>691303561
my name is william i dont understand the other questions
these are the kind of girls i want to defile and humiliate pic related
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>>691304270
Gonna need more info OP
>>691304165
i looked on backpage all of the photos of the girls are fake or they are fugly. i want a teen i can meet in the street
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>>691301969
>Move to LA
>Start an amature porn company
>Fuck the young hot teens that come in for the auditions
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>>691301969
This thread needs more Evalion
>>691304597
Lower your expectations or stop being a pathetic waste of space.
>>691304597
Idk OP still not getting what your asking for
>>691305242
tricks i can use to "seduce" a stupid teen girl into my bed so i can video record me humiliating her by having sex with a waste of space like me then post the vids online
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>>691305499
Ok what kinda women u looking for
>>691305669
young, hot, and preferably somewhat inexperienced so i can scar her for life by subjecting her to bad sex
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>>691301969. Give them lots of meth
>>691301969
I've done this myself.
I catfished a girl, she fell in love.
I came clean, then i told her i was horribly depressed and i was going to kill myself.
I told her the only way i could be saved was if she fucked me.
She believed it. She also agreed i could do anything to her. (We were both very kinky)
So that's how i did it.
>>691304270
I don't think there's any hope for you, op
>>691301969
money
>>691305907
i have 2 joints that a 2 years old. think that'll work? i could also get them alcohol. what do girls like to drink? probably not beer
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>>691301969
roofies
>>691306095
really? sounds like a good story got more details?
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>>691306229
OP confirmed terrible human being
>>691301969
By posting that bitch you convinced me, that you're ugly.
Manipulate her. Make her think you legit love her for her personality.
>>691303851
kys
Seriously tho, the only way is to be loaded with money. If you're not rich then I'm sorry, you're just out of luck.
>>691301969
Post something and I will assist in your journey
>>691303561
Underrated post
>>691306537
i figured that was the case
>>691306539
wut
>>691306533
i might
>>691306451
i am
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I've always wondered how it would feel for a large nignogg to go ballsdeep on my asshole.
While we're at it can we come up with suggestions for this as well?
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>>691307171
i didn't send that
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>>691307371
liar
>>691307371
I didn't send that either
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>>691307371
No I didn't send that
Someone is trying to play a trick on me
I want the black cocks more than the young and malleable girls
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>>691306822
why are you typing "Sent from my Android phone" you autistic fuck
>>691301969
Go to any low income country. Have enough money to pretend like you have more money than you have. Pay to fuck 13 year olds. Be smart enough never to tell anyone back home about it.
1 go to backpage
2 search for "18"
4 make sure theyre not bots or fbi
5 fuck for $
>>691307625
I definitely didn't send that, though a big black cock does sound good
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well thanks for the legit responses those that provided them. if i trick a gril to let me violate her i will post vid here
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Screw you guys
I'm gonna let my dog lick peanut butter off my asshole.
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>>691307836
my phone adds it i can't even see it how do i turn that off?
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Why go after girls when I can suck cock <3
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>>691301969
10/10 bait
if real, then listen right the fuck up.
You fucked up when you were young, and you were an abomination back then too, now for some unknown reason, even with magic as an explanation, you think now, NOW that you are past your prime, both physically, mentally, and fuck it, probably spiritually too, you think you can just run around pumping young girls? Dude fuck off. Your gene pool needs to die and this is a good way to keep that Darwin train going.
TL;DR
Fuck off man-clown. You won't sleep with anyone young because your pathetic.
>>691307841
this is a good idea. i want to fuck 13 yo czech girls badly i should look into it. i got a 15 yo one to lick her piss of the floor, lick her cum off the floor, and lick a hairbrush shoved in her ass fucking amazing
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>>691306393
>really?
no
>>691308020
so never, basically
literally impossible for you without breaking laws, sorry that you heard it here
>>691301969
Money or drugs
fuck it im gonna hit up dudes on grindr its easier and doesnt take as much money/time
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>>691308807
well 18 and 19 works for me too doesn't have to be jailbait
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>>691308862
fuck off!!
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any hot dudes wanna jack off with me on skype?
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>>691309028
i only eat cock fuck you hetero
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>>691308956
i was referring to that age group too
any girl worth diddling wont let you
>>691308807
no older than 7 plz
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>>691309310
what about if they are under 7 then? i dont like girls that can walk yet anyway
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>>691308660
why would you say that
>>691303973
Em you on /b/? New album when
Dude just go to your Craigslist and hire a teen escort
>>691309310
I really like babies
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Wtf is this
>>691309867
it's supposed to be bros helping bros but i'm beyond help probably. i want too much i guess
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>>691301969
your best bet is to
1.hit the fucking gym for a month or 2
2.go to a shitty nightclub in a major city (needs to be one that lets in girls under 21)
3. have good personality skills and get her drunk
4. at least make it seem like you're rich
5. you might have a chance to fuck her if she thinks she can get something out of you
>>691301969
molly
I think I'll just rape her ass with a parking cone and be done with it.
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>>691301969
Isn't that called 'prostitution' ?
ITT: B8 and rape
>>691303851
You're fucked
>>691312003
Fucking fake ass OP get out of my thread.
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I'm not a teen per say but I look like one. And I'd love to be subjected to any disgusting things you can think of...
>>691301969
Get rich or or make her think you are
>>691312669
reported for forgery
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>>691301969
Chloroform, a rag and a mattress in the back of your van
>>691310193
This, I don't know how many dudes hit on me and get me loaded and then talk about all the shit they own.. Tell them even your pillows are imported and shit. Never worked on me but I'm sure it's had to work before if they tried it on me... I just ended up taking over their xbox while they passed out praying to the pporcilin gods.
Oh yea, either fake drink or make sure you can hold your liquor so you don't blow it.
Be a faggot
OP here about to go to the preeschool to pick up babes wish me luck
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>>691301969
no use
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f3AF5CJG76k
Evalion best one sad she was banned
heil hitler!
I lied im really into gay cub furry shit
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>>691301969
implying anyonehere as a clue
>>691314498
Good luck onii-fam