Waifu claiming thread.Previous: 691100522Claim your Waifu/HusbandoThis is not /b/,
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Waifu claiming thread.
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>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>This is not /b/, this is /mai/
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>I want my minimalism back
>3D is almost always trash
>Down with democracy
>Most importantly, have fun!
Homura claimed.
>>691112963
Autist.
>>691113026
Heyo Galko.
>>691113033
That's a good game.
>>691113197
Heyo wise wolf.
Bup bup.
>>691111969
Welp I knew from the start my character from Dark souls is no hero
>feels coming back
T.T is good game
>>691112135
Pretty much, but they've a different story than ours. For starters banning guns is pretty late for any effectiveness to ensue
>from the states btw
To avoid confusion if any
>>691112440
Think of the most weirdest person and remember there's someone worse out there
>George Carlin quote adjusted to context
>>691112939
Setting a floor for the backyard in order to walk without getting dirty, using stone tiles and just pilin' 'em. About to run in a few. Got plans later?
>>691112831
Community full of kids. Wish there was an age filter or something if the sort but it'd be too much of a hassle
>>691113091
Joker used to wear a cape, doctor doom, magneto
>>691113356
Hello hentai.
>>691113264
Its kinda funny that you agree with me and then call me fat sniffer in the same post.But I never had so much (You)s,so its fine.
Buoyancy.
I only got 4~ hours of sleep, yet I feel no more tired than I do on 8+ hours. How odd.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RdQkKc5egIg
Claim'd
>>691113535
Hey Galko
>>691113461
Fuck,the pic.Agian.If I do it one more time,I`ll post some lewds.
>>691113638
Y A S S
A
S
>>691113561
It will hit you after some time though.
>>691113356
What's good?
>>691113614
Hi.
>>691112648
I suppose you're right.
>>691112687
Thanks, I sometimes have those good ideas
>>691113404
oh... well... you're not wrong I guess
>>691113784
Awoo~ indeed.
Here......where's karen :C
>>691113831
Nice tit- i um mean waifu
>>691113638
>>691113461
You are literally terrible at this
>>691113831
How are the babies?
>>691113867
You up to much? Aside for posting
>>691113867
mentally ill qt
>>691113867
What are your thoughts on the Bernie Cinders?
>Tristana
What are y'all listening too?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WXJsgChdHtw
>>691113831
Not much, just woke up.
You?
>>691113961
Thanks.
>>691114020
They're good.
>>691114118
Pretty much the same.
>>691114100
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=CuGxJ-b41Fs
>>691114020
I cant help it.Im not used to avatarfagging.
>>691114100
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=roszP-r6cLg
>>691114099
Dahnke maymays
Do you guys have anything related to you beloved one? I have a daki,and I was thinking about getting a wallscroll.
Claimed
Shiro still in the thread?
>lurking
>>691114590
IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE YOUR.
clmd
>>691114590
Might get the dollar mouse pad
Figuring out what pic to use
>Tristana
>>691114100
The most underrated electronic album of all time.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ti4fjc-ny-o
>>691114698
>>691114609
>>691114503
Why post 3DPD here?
>>691114628
Yes.
>>691114590
I have a mouse pad. I'll maybe get a dakimakura of her once I start living on my own, I'd rather save myself the embarassment of being caught sleeping with a body pillow of a fictional character.
>>691114100
https://youtu.be/G9KsvZI98yU
>>691114278
Yay!
>>691114293
We can still make fun of you, wee wee breath
>>691114590
They don't make anything for her
Life is pain
How many McDonald's cheeseburgers can you eat in a row? My record is 17. If you can't eat at least 10, kill yourself
>>691114849
Your parents (or whoever you are living with) will get used to it.My did atleast.
>>691114967
Pfft! 30 at least
>>691114590
I'm poor as fuck
Only thing I have ordered so far is the complete series and it hasn't arrived yet
I woud like the one figurine of Akiko that exists but I'll have to save up for some time
A daki is not something I'll buy but a wallscroll would be nice if I can find a nice non-lewd print
>>691114849
Good, I have this for you
>pic related
This one was WAY harder than I thought it would be, approaching Rory-level. I had trouble with the hair and colors. I think it turned out alright
I hope you like it
>Akiko
>>691114967
Do a cock tribute of a Big Mac please.
>>691114967
>eating McDonalds
when did you become such a pleb? :^)
>>691114967
>eating McDonald's
>not eating Wendy's
You've failed me Konata ;^(
>>691115054
Im ordering a custom print myself.While my is lewd,if you cant find any non-lewds you can also buy a custom one.
>>691115159
SAO sachi > the sachi you claim
>>691115054
nice work
>>691115027
:O
>>691115098
I want food :(
>>691115159
>>691115201
I used to work at a McDonald's :0
>roll
>>691114902
Get it all customized man. Plenty of places to find everything customizable.
>>691114967
I've never attempted eating more than two, I have no need nor the money to do so. I'd estimate 15 though.
>>691115054
I love it. Hair's a bit messy, but I really don't care, glad you took the time to make this!
>
>>691115098
This.
>>691114020
Not really, no
>>691114057
Correct. Maybe not about the qt part but about the first one, yup
>>691114099
I'm not american, I only know trump memes
>>691114823
For attention
chaos in the brain?
>>691115380
Faggot you are a cute now give me a bj
>>691115507
DID I JUST HEARD CHAOS?
>>691114967
I don't know, I did eat 54 chicken mcnuggits and a chicken sandwich
>>691115327
But that costs money!
>>691115380
Well, at least this is a good thread
>>691115659
You want stuff of Fran for free? Only thing that's truly free is family, sorry to break it to ya.
>>691115585
How are ya beautiful?
Up to ote good?
>>691115212
Yeah, unfortunately there's not much art of her out there in the first place. If I ever come across anything I really like i just might order it
I don't get why she's so unpopular. I mean just look at her. She's adorable
>>691115272
Thank you
>>691115327
>Hair's a bit messy
Isn't that how she's supposed to be?
I based it on official artwork
I also used the official stuff to get my colors
Well I hope you like it
>>691115659
Sounds yummy :D
I used to eat 50 nuggets regularly >>691115327
Let's have a waifu hang at McDonald's :0
>>691115631
you need a lift?
you can sit between the backseat and my dick
>>691115969
Wrong post?
>>691115659
I wanna eat you <3
>>691115659
yup, I'm enjoying my time here as always
>>691116196
Heya Juri!
>>691115631
What's this about zenos scum?
>>691115794
But I'm cheap, and all my extra money goes to my magic addiction
>>691115860
Why would you do that?
I thought I was going to die around 30
>>691116170
Oh boy!
That konata? Or horo being a fuck nut again?
>>691115839
As I said, I love it man! Really happy you took the time to make it.
>>691115811
Really odd feeling for me, but it feels like everything is coming together or some shit. Like I'm going to start being happy again. How about you cutie?
>>691115860
You're about six states away though. I live in Nebraska.
>>691116391
I'm just dying to see the results of the referendum tomorrow morning.
Dear God please be leave.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=KHnL57KLCls
I`ll be going for now.Thanks for helping me spend my day.Have a good one friends.
>>691116302
Holy fucking shit that is a cute picture
>I know how I could enjoy you
>>691116620
Good bye!
>>691116306
Neither <3
>>691116306
They good :3
>>691116391
Let's waifu meet in the middle of the world so its fair for everyone :O
>>691116836
Nebraska is middle of the US, and US is obviosuly the middle of the Earth, so I'm good where I am.
>>691116605
May I ask what it is for?
>>691116836
>let's meet in Africa
No
>>691116950
UK's membership in the EU.
EU's a sinking ship and it's time to get off.
>>691116836
>let's have a waifu meeting
I'll fuck you all one versus one.
>>691116747
thanks~
You have so many cute pics too
For example your telegram pic
>>691116620
see you!
>>691116616
Best album.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qlJ_pjwBYxY
>>691117080
If jesus is all around us what's up with Africa?
Did jesus just skim africa
>>691116749
Seems I have a new admirer! Have you posted here before?
>>691116836
Where would that be?
Also you may want to know that I included you on the list of waifus I will fuck
>>691117116
You mean this one?
>>691117324
Maybe <3
>>691117240
I want Pocky.
>>691117324
Yes! Exactly! I think it's cute.
>>691117324
I don't mind that c:
>>691117434
Me too.
Is this just fantasy?
Caught in a landslide
No escape from reality;
Open your eyes
Look up to the skies and see
I'm just a poor boy, I need no sympathy
Because I'm easy come, easy go
Little high, little low
Anyway the wind blows, doesn't really
matter to me,
to me
>>691117533
Mama, just killed a man
Put a gun against his head
Pulled my trigger, now he's dead
Mama, life had just begun
But now I've gone and thrown it all away
Mama, oo-o-o-o-oo
Didn't mean to make you cry
But if I'm not back again this time
tomorrow
Carry on, carry on, as if nothing really
matters
Too late, my time has come
Sends shivers down my spine
Body's aching all the time
Goodbye everybody - I've got to go
Gotta leave you all behind and face the
truth
Mama, oo-o-o--oo - (anyway the wind blows)
I don't want to die
I sometimes wish I'd never been born at
all...
>>691117630
I see a little silhouetto of a man
(Scaramouch, scaramouch will you do the
fandango
Thunderbolt and lightning - very very
frightening me)
Galileo, (Galileo),
Galileo, (Galileo),
Galileo Figaro - (magnifico-o-o-o-o)
I'm just a poor boy and nobody loves me
(He's just a poor boy from a poor family
Spare him his life from this monstrosity)
Easy come easy go - will you let me go
Bismillah! No! We will not let you go - let
him go
Bismillah! We will not let you go - let him
go
Bismillah! We will not let you go - let him
go
Will not let you go
Will not let you go
No, no, no, no, no, no, no no no-no-
Oh mama mia, mama mia, (mama mia let me go
Beelzebub has a devil put aside
for me
for me
for ME!
>>691117168
Yes.
But I like all of them almost equally.
>>691116391
Yea man no problem
>>691117686
So you think you can stone me and spit in my eye?
So you think you can love me and leave me to die?
>>691117413
Can I have a hint then?
>>691117497
That file name
>>691117516
I thought you wouldn't
>>691116302
Late reply, how goes it, Chara?
>>691118049
Waifu/husbando's name starts with m
>>691114100
The sound of an AC system turning on and off
Good morning all
>Hamakaze claimed
>>691118049
Pretty much one of the few original ones I have
>I only have 3 other original ones, like that one
>>691118314
It goes great~ thank you. What about you? Besides the usual wait for your waifu to be released in your game?
>>691118378
Mizore?
>>691118801
Well it would be bad if nobody came, but I can make sure you do
You walked right in to that one, you can only blame yourself
I hold on so nervously
To me and my drink
I wish it was cooling me
But so far has not been good
It's been shitty
And i feel awkward as i should
This club has got to be
The most pretentious thing
Since i thought you and me
Well I'm imagining
A dark lit place
Or your place or my place
>>691118960
Nope, sugar <3
>>691117694
They are all up there but I can easily say EM is my second favourite.
>>691117519
>
mo money mo problems?
>>691118961
I'm not paralyzed
But I seem to be struck by you
I wanna make you move
Because you're standing still
And if your body matches what you what can do
You'll probably move right through
Me on my way to you
>>691119202
That's cute.
>>691119202
Meh
>>691114100
https://youtu.be/6c9VygfdcXQ
>>691118378
Megumin
>>691119202
cute
>>691118960
Oh god damn, I really walked in that one.
>>691119263
No money More Problems
More Money no Problems
>>691119005
Konata
I hope I didn't fail miserably at making this.
>Been 20 minutes and no reply from Shiro.
I'm back, yo
>>691117109
So you just wanna be like fuck the EU and be independent?
>>691119592
I was busy making >>691119572
Sorry! I failed multiple times, that's why it took so long.
>>691119005
Shit, I am terrible at guessing, can I have another hint?
>>691119472
Exactly, you can't blame me at all
>>691119572
ADORABLE! I NOW HAVE THE DIABETUS
>>691119592
Seems he was making a gif
>>691119638
Ayy lmao
>>691118801
I'm fine, I suppose. Just sitting here staring at the ceiling because everything is so dull right now. I hate being off of work.
>>691119772
>fuck the EU
Pretty much, so many laws aren't even made in the UK any more, we bearly have control over our own country. I think you see the problem.
>>691119796
Ayy lmao indeed
>>691119932
That doesn't seem like to good of a situation. Luckily I'm american.
>>691119796
And I don't blame you for it!
Or should I blame you? Maybe you like it.
>>691119809
Sounds really boring. Don't you have any other hobbies you could engulfe yourself into?
>>691119932
Well, look at the refugees. In theory they should be sent back to the first county they came to and get properly checked before they are allowed to travel further into the EU. The EU doesn't even keep the laws they're enforcing. Same with greece. In theory we shouldn't help another EU country if they get fucked and what are we doing? Sending them money.
>>691120425
>Luckily I'm american
>Paying for healthcare
>Shillary
>Bernie
>Donald Trump
testing
>>>/k/30368114
>>691120425
>Luckily I'm american.
>>691120547
No, I work and play SFV. And since my only hobby/driving motivator is absent, even that gets dull quick. Nothing else really seems entertaining or worth the effort honestly.
>>691120060
How are things with you?
You seem to be in a much better place than a week ago
>>691120547
I just expect ridicule after puns and bad jokes
>>691120586
Yay America!
>>691120586
im not a participant of these threads, just read this
>paying for health
doctors dont work for free, there's no free lunch
America is the best country in the world :)
>>691119796
My waifu/husbando has red eyes
>>691120836
Shootings fuck yeah!
>>691120780
Ah, I see. Sounds like the kind of life I'm working to get. Dricing motivator: Get a big ass game collection. But besides that... no motivation at all.
>>691120836
Well... uhm... well then fuck you faggot!?
>>691120983
Sera?
>>691121071
The name starts with M
>>691120586
Luckily I'm a minor, I should rephrase that. OK, we're in the shitter when it comes to our presidency, I can't deny that. Even if in theory Bernie gets elected, which isn't going to happen, free health care + free college plus whatever free shit he wants to give out is way too expensive. Trump is a god damn doof who thinks his estimates of the costs of the wall are correct (pro tip: they aren't). I haven't paid much attention to Hillary.
>>691121157
Miho
Mio
>>691121293
Mugi
>>691120836
Things are okay, I have a slight head ache because of how hot it is in my room though. You?
>You seem to be in a much better place than a week ago
Huh? I don't even remember last week
>>691120983
Fuck, it's Megumin. How did it take me this long to guess?
>>691121047
With how many things happen, it's almost like the country is over an anchient Indian burial ground
>>691121071
If you want
I'm actually really glad someone appreciates them, at least a little bit
>>691121190
All I know is that Donald is a walking meme.
>>691121157
Megumin
>>691121430
seasonals are easily forgotten
>>691121071
Once you accomplish your current goal, you'll set a new one for yourself to work toward eventually.
>Your eye technique needs work.
>>691121430
Got me ~
>>691121157
Makoto?
>>691121430
I'm a sucker for bad jokes and puns!
Fuck
>>691121530
Ah, I see. And your goal is of course to wreck shit Juri once she comes out and then the goal after that is to wreck shit with her in the next Street Fighter.
>How about this one? Even though they don't shine
>>691121466
Thats bernie you retard
>>691120983
Mi
>>691115380
https://youtu.be/ZbM6WbUw7Bs
>>691116196
Juri, what's goody?
>>691117111
I'd like to see you try
>>691119572
Nice gif
>>691119638
Glad that you could make it
>>691121466
Donald is the memest of the bunch, but they really are all living memes.
>>691121360
Not that hot up here
Well, I suppose that's for the best
>>691121190
All you need to know about Hillary is she is in the pocket of Goldman Sachs
>>691121523
But you're great
Canada or minimum?
>>691121738
How are you?
Please don't eat me
>>691121794
Well, I'm a sucker for you
Are you also a swallower?
>>691122070
Thanks! I was here earlier but I was distracted by fixing some mods
>>691122154
Lucky you. It's not as hot compared to places like America right now, but I still suffer.
>I suppose that's for the best
Did I do something bad last week and completely forget? I'm interested now
>>691122154
Good, You?
>>691122154
Oh... oho... I'm... well... thanks for being a sucker for me and... uh...
yes
BORED
>>691122647
>>691122154
How does it taste?
QOTT: what do you think about Fallout Boy?
>>691122345
I'm American! Just from up north
Weren't you suicidal? Or was that Azuza? Shit i don't know
>>691122358
So you arent going to eat me?
>>691122647
Wow, I didn't think that would get you so flustered
Lewd
>>691122832
Meh
>>691122817
Still a kissless virgin, but it can't be that bad, can it?
>>691122832
Soccer-mom core.
>>691122817
Surprisingly enough cum contains sugar. You should try it!
>>691122969
Well, now I know that you don't just do it for the lulz but actually mean it... so I get flustered.
>>691122969
Oh I see. Some people on the Discord are saying how hot it is over there and I think if I was there I'd be dead.
>Suicidal
I think that must of been Azusa. I saw some stuff with Azusa, but I think it was him. I don't remember being suicidal recently
>>691122832
WcMurder You'reselve.
I watched two lesbians make out today....For awhile. One was like a boy lesbian and the other was like not even lesbian looking. 8/10 wearing a sundress.
Im also going shopping with a trap tomarow wtf is going on with my life.
>>691121794
Basically, although I plan to win a CPT major with Juri before the next SF.
>It's better, make sure you use it to intimidate the shit out of everyone.
>>691122969
Never said I wasn't ;)
>>691123164
Well, one of the only upsides to a long distance relationship is you arent as shy
>>691123279
Only in the low 90s high 80s, now in the great plains it's in the 100s
I sometimes mix up your waifus, but I'm pretty sure he is ok now
>>691123536
Am not vore fag, please don't
>>691123631
Never said how i was going ti eat you
I could mean something suggestive
Like Cunnilingus <3
>>691123390
Nice
>>691123631
Oh my I see
Yeah I think a few people do, I kind of understand. It's good to hear he's doing better
>>691122832
>Fallout Boy
>Not Vault Boy
>>691123390
As long as they're not full SJW everything is okay.
It's more fun to have strange people around you anyway
>Do tell though, how come you're going shopping with a trap?
>>691123392
Meaning you'll play a lot online and wreak havok!
Mwahaha, this sounds like fun. I'll try to get back into FF XIV and heal raids.... ah, I'm really looking forward to it...
>Will do. But how about seducing them in coming closer and then stabbing them?
>>691123631
That's true I think.
>>691123631
>>691123927
Oh and it was Azusa who was suicidal. Basically the typical tranny shit.
>I feel like a girl
>People criticize my looks
>feeling like shit now
It's not uncommon. But it's to be expected when trying to transition.
Tenryuu claimed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v71c6NDs5VI
>Will do. But how about seducing them in coming closer and then stabbing them
With your peen?
>bet you can't guess who
>>691123905
Don't we both have dicks though?
>>691123927
Yeah
Shit how do we continue this conversation?
>>691124087
Oh course, there are more than a few down sides
Like, for example, I can't hold your hand <3
![Syndra [159].png](https://i.imgur.com/Rcdi4O2.png "Syndra [159]")
