Cont from Vaguely describe a Video game
>>691062874
> Bitches shoot shit up
> Grace or instadeath
>Be ghost
>Government wants to make you assassin
>Posses all sorts of shit
>Scare the shit out of people to posses them
>Kill the final boss by possessing missiles.
o shit waddup!!!!!!
>>691077195
Assass in my creed
Cuz desmond is like a gohst... a not so solid character
>>691077331
Nope.
>>691077195
>>691077331
>>691077371
Nah kiddn its beyond two souls.
>>691077280
Dat boi is pleased
>>691077423
Still nope.
>Be green fag.
>Jews everywhere
>Gotta spend money to make money, nigger.
> n(w)o
And pic is a hint
>My weapon is a 2 by 4
>Girl is a blind ghost and can't do anything on her own
>Black people keeps trying to drag her away
>>691077594
Zelda?
Idfk
>>691077758
Ico?
>>691077817
yes
>>691077778
You are warm.
>>691077778
Off by one o.o
>>691077855
Noice.
Now guess this.
> two big black tentacles
> Mafia n shit
>>691077874
Im not the sun stop praising me.
> Be a farmer
> Make money
> collect pointless shit.
> give said pointless shit to someone to get pussy
>>691078034
no idea :( clue?
>>691078336
darkness 2 or something
>>691078336
K
> Tentacles like ripping shit in half
>>691078421
You got it.
>>691078334
some harvest moon game
>>691078528
Like all of them + Stardew Hell vally
>have a ship
>sail underground
>talk with rats
>>691078034
The darkness.
>>691078700
Can i have a clue more.
I've no fucking clue
> Gods fucking each other up
> Op as fuck chars
>>691078870
>fight jellyfish
>have a bat
>feel terror from dark light
> Eggs
> man
>>691079195
seaman
>>691079190
O.O k
Flushed i guess
>>691079195
Billy hatcher.
>>691079300
No much simpler
>>691079383
Nope
>>691079314
nope
>collect colours
>smuggle souls
>fear salt and stone god
>>691079427
Im beat. I have no clue. Sounds creative though
>>691079833
Sunless Sea.
One of my top favourite games, give it a try.
>>691079892
Guess i will
>>691079195
sanic?
>beans
>rpg
>>691081232
mario and luigi gba game
> pee on dogs
> decapitate people with a shovel
> get milk
>>691076883
touhou
>>691080556
Yes
>>691082634
Postal 2
>>691082914
Correct
Alright lets see if someone can get this one.
I AM LOOKING FOR SOME SAILORS
>>691083017
Are they of the moon type?
>>691078463
>>691078336
fuck what is it called, eternal darkness? the darkness within?
you have 2 talking tentacle snake demon things.
>>691083103
no just regular sailors.
okay, easy one now.
The president has been kidnapped
BY NINJAS
>title is an Erect penis joke
> penis? PENIS RESPOND! PEEEENNIIISSS!!!
>>691083450
mgs
> oh fuck you pope
> oh fuck the diplomacy in this game
> oh fuck. the mongols
>>691083521
Right
>>691083644
Civilisation?
wololoooo
>>691083694
Nah
You and your son kill dozens of pirates and animals while collecting treasure, all to finally save your ungrateful friend.
>>691083644
Medieval Total War
>>691083644
europa universalis?
>>691083723
AoE
>>691083966
Correct
>>691084062
ofc
Very hard one.
You play a man on a quest to have sex with every single woman in japan. As a side effect you end up uniting the country and defeating an ancient superdemon.
>im a whiny black guy
> im a crazy guy that doesn't think he's crazy
> im the craziest of them all... i fucking killed the protagonist of the last game
>Can't remember shit
>Get put on trial by fishmen
>Kill a dragon and take its pearls as a trophy
>Get put on trial by fishmen again
>>691084350
you play some weird-ass games mate
>Get hired as a merc in a group of 9
>Fight in the badlands in New Mexico
>Watch as the battlefield turns into a hat simulator
>>691084350
Ehm
Its a light novel right?
>>691084407
prototype 2?
>>691084511
Total overdose
>>691084526
Well it is more of a turn based strategy game but i guess you could call it a light novel too.
>>691084588
Nope
>>691084474
LoZ Windwaker?
>>691084595
Nay.
>>691084633
nah
>>691084608
Hm.. light novels are a bit hard to miss explain. Cuz you need to spoil some crucial shit in order to let ppl know
>>691084628
GTA san andreas?
>>691084474
now i am intrigued
>>691084732
I think mine was pretty good though, didnt spoil too much and still gave enough.
>>691084782
Close but no
>>691084511
TFC2?
>>691085014
After nine years in development we hope it was worth the weight. You got it, have a happy summer sale
>>691085014
>tfc
>2
>>691084407
GTA V, Trevor killed Johnny
>>691084954
50 cent blood on the sand?!
Come on man, I'm trying to think of every game in which has a black guy
>>691084877
Yes someone who played the game will know it. But me for example i maybe heard of the game but certainly never played it so this for me is a minor spoiler to a game that i momentarily don't know even the name of...
Typing is haaaarrrd. Meh nvm just wanted to state some random opinion shit
>>691085144
Right you are
Nice dubs
>>691085157
The game in question was Sengoku Rance though.
>>691085212
>Franklin
>black
Motherfucker, he was a milk dud
I thought it was all about a black guy, my bad
>>691077195
Geist?
>>691085143
yeah i realized what i typed just as i had posted it, cracked me up too at first
now im just depressed and nostalgic
Resident evil zombies
Set in feudal japan
2 characters to pick from
not onimusha.
wife is kill
seek help from robot
>>691083341
Really? nobody?
>>691085559
fallout 4
>>691085262
Happens if he whines this much
> eat brains
> lollipop lollipop oh lollipop
>>691085260
Okay :3
New riddle
> Singing Shit
2 spooky hooded things glide across a nearly endless desert and bleep at each other
>>691085714
Lollipop Chaimsaw?
>>691085747
easy, conkers bad fur day
>>691085763
Journey?
Ah and nice ass more nudity pls
>get lost
>oh look a syringe
>end up killing a man with a golf club
>>691085777
never played it but i doubt she eats brains
so no
>>691085791
Right
>>691085839
bioshock, the good one.
>>691085832
also correct
>>691085839
bioshock
>get out of jail
>do tricks n shit
>meet pro's and dominate spots
>break your bones, gain money.
>>691085912
>>691085913
You are both correct, Anon
>>691085969
Skate?
>>691085969
Tony Hawk, can't remember which one
>>691086008
There are tons of skate games kek, give me the correct one.
>n'wah
>>691086045
Nope.
master 4 dragons to become the captain planet of dragons and then kill the evil emperor who has enslaved god
>>691086073
ayy, morrowind.
>>691086073
morrowind
>enter castle
>collect stars
>fuck blonde chick
>>691086198
Racist Italian Plumber
>>691086198
Mario bros
> get nearly killed
> mask
> go kill
Man with growly voice repeats every thing his is told back to someone as a question.
> I dont give a wooden nickel about your legacy. You call them off. Alex? You call them off! You know who we're telling it
> Well don't be so sure Mr.President.
>>691086407
Metal gear again xD
>>691076883
>be you, ded
>space magic makes you undead
>hostiles everywhere, unarmed
>find gun
>okay, kill everything that's not from this solar system now
>>691086400
dishonored
>>691086425
IS IT OVER YURI?
>>691086407
holy shit that body is 11/10
THE NUMBERS MASON WHAT DO THEY MEAN
>>691086533
yes!
>>691076883
>be you, baby
>mom dies
>live in totalitarian collectivist shithole until adulthood
>suddenly thrust into even greater crapsack world
>MUH FUCKIN WATER
>>691086605
one of the cods i cant remember which one
>>691086698
fallout 3.
>>691076883
O Shit WADDUP?
>coventionally unrealistic international conflict
>but at least it has Hollywood clichés
>cover art hasn't moved on in 4 sequels
>>691086698
>TUNNEL SNAKES RULE
>>691086808
all call of doodies
>>691086490
Mass effect 2
>Kill shit
>fuck alien sluts
>pick a baloon
>>691086866
Almost but no biscuit
NO JOHN, YOU ARE THE DEMONS!
>>691086933
medal of honor then?
>>691086876
No, you start out much better than a crowbar. Moar hints.
>wolves BTFO in a couple of years
>oh shit he's mad we killed his son
>MUH SPACE ZOMBIES
>>691087044
Ayyyyyy I'd of accepted
Medal of Honour or Battlefield
(Both Dice. Both unrealistic)
>community of 40+yo Men or japs
>occasional stereotyping racism
>straight outta 1930
>Pirates_of_the _Caribbean.mp3
But breddy good to chill on
>zombies
>theatre, pentagon, arcade, and more.
>epic storyline
you must masturbate furiously to recharge your lightsaber.
>>691079195
dizzy
>>691087475
COD zombies?
>>691087792
yisss
> yellow background
> catch hats
>>691088032
hatfall?
>>691088064
Yes xD
Hard one
>wake up on spaceship
>lolwat.jpg
>ur dat boi
>Bloom even in doors
>shiny city
>>691088330
easy, halo
>>691088388
could be both warframe and xenoblade
>be adventurer
>get letter
>go to island
>really old door
>also you are paper
Nope.
>>691088542
paper mario 1000 year door
>Youre a mail man
>someone tries to kill you and take your shit
>track him
>kill him
>decide fate of country
>>691078986
Smite
>super suit
>robot massacre
>upgrade a weapon by picking it up a lot
>plot twist
>fight dudes with better version of your suit
>cool quicktime events
>>691088684
fagout new vegas
>>691088723
yep
>>691088637
Bingo. Too easy I guess. Not too god at making things vague
>>691088708
GG Wp ZeroZsaber if someone likes to play
>be beta
>press buttons to rap
>becomes alpha
Ill try again
>mute
>apprreantly not mute in second game
>first words out of your mouth in probably 20 years is a threat to an old guy.
>>691088801
parappa the rapper
>>691088801
parappa the rapper
>>691077195
ghost trick
Can ayone give me some steam keys please
>>691088801
Parappa the rapper
>throws newspaper
>everything is out to get you.
>>691088826
Dead space?
>>691088919
Paperboy
>>691088906
1119-2679-9907-G0
Its a special game
This is a hard one
>you're in a metro
>the year is 2033
>>691089017
>>691088906
Its called Go be an hero
>blonde autist goes to the future
>kisses a celebrity
>doesn't actually exist
>>691088933
No man.
>3 opposing forces fight for the city you are in.
Ok, here's another;
>considered one of ps2's hardest game
>what are checkpoints anyway
>>691089046
Ohhh how hard ehm I KNOW
TWATTLEFIELD!
Nah metro 2033
>>691088826
Jak and Daxter, got it in the last thread but it got pruned
>>691089121
ninja gayman zigma or whatever.
>>691089046
Metro Last Light
>>691089149
Correkt
>>691089144
>>691089182
Oh fuck how did you know
>Fungus Zombies
>tree spider
>timey wimey
>pig boss
>>691089247
the last of us
>'evict' tenants
>whole town hates you
>murder whole town
>whole town loves you
this should be an easy one
>>691089091
its a nice game
>>691089247
the last of us
>>691089266
ocarina of time?
>>691089304
Yup
>>691089339
fable?
>Idealist justice fag
>has badass theme
>next game, has good theme
>knock him down enough times during fight to unlock old theme remixed.
>>691078334
Harvest moon, or more recently, stardew valley.
>>691089359
Want moar nudeees and name of that char
>>691089359
yes ocarina of time
>>691089382
muh nig
>>691088721
Id say crysis but uh..
>>691089442
nope
>>691089393
Metal Gear Solid
>>691089358
I didn't enjoy it but steamkey begger certainly will
>>691088455
Not the one I thought about.
>>691084350
Sorry, I don't play weeaboo hentai games
>triangle boobs
>cyka
>your mother
>report
>gg
>>691089656
CS:GO
>>691089480
Nah
>Idealist has a forbidden marriage and has a spoiled kid
>You can play as him or the kid or as the wife in some games
>Have to get girl out of city
>10/10 qt3.14
>Turns out it's your daughter
>Never got to bang her :(
>>691089046
Fallout?
>>691089639
tomb raider
>>691089639
Tomb Raider
>>691089656
dota 2
me pudge mid
no me invoker mid
you get duo mid.
>>691089703
bioshit infinite
>>691089639
tomb raider
>>691089703
bioshock infinite
Put something similar in old bread.
>sports game set in future
>like ice hockey
>violent and fun
>sponsored by pocket dog
>team from Warsaw are badass.
>fly around
>gems get
>burn shit
>>691089748
Yeah bioshock infinite
>>691089748
Yep. Too easy really.
>>691089812
spryo?