Go to her house and talk to her in person bro

What's the "little problem?"

You aren't dumping anyone OP. She dumped you.

>>691075334
She just says I'm a dick.

just do it. live to be happy, instead of wasting your time. and do it immediately.

>>691075389
I mean this isn't the first time she's called me an asshole just the longest she's not responded.

>>691075408
you're breaking up with her over text, seems like a dick move.

Buy a fish (trout is best), obviously not alive. Place it between your legs. Now, i you dont already have one get a small packet of salt (like you get from mcdonalds).

Then give her a call. It works every time. Only retards do things via text

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>>691075408
well. dont be a dick
????????????????????????

Does this girls last name begin with a G?

Just leave a short a message of "it's over" then mute the convo

>>691075408
Yeah no, there's a reason she thinks you're a dick and why is that?

>>691075520
You are an asshole. Move on, fuck her sister, win.

>>691075615
It's how I show affection in my family. She has kind of a thin skin.

>>691075667
She's not exactly a looker and I tell you she's the "hottest" sister.

dubs says send her a dick pic

>>691075233
Write this
>"Just pretend I wrote something nice and move on then."

>>691075793
Yeah Angie is a cow

>>691075695
Ur beating around the fucking bush pal, tell us what the fuck u did so we can give u advice

>>691075865
Too late now, but that would have been pretty good.

Why are you such a spineless cowardly beta wanker? Just fuckin call her.

>>691075909
I didn't do shit, just some general teasing. She was fine with it until she wasn't.

>>691075909
He doesn't actually want advice he just wants people to back him up.

>>691075854
Cringed

You can't give her any value whatsoever when you're supposed to be halfway out the door, OP

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>>691075695
Lmao. Just because thats how YOU show affection in your family, doesnt mean thats how you should treat her.

The relationship is over so just move on. But yeah generally, girls have really thin skin.

GL bro.

>>691075996
It's 2 am and I'm not a patient person.

>>691076074
Thanks. I wish I could say this hurts but I didn't invest much into this anyway.

>>691076007
Lol w/e
U already sent the text so hope u didn't like gabby that much. I can see why she thinks ur a bit of a cunt.

>>691075233
Papendrea?

You guys are all fucking retarded, he isn't breaking up with her via text, he's just letting her know wtf is up.

Need an update OP

>>691076106
You're going through the phases and you're not even sure if she's awake? Ayy lmao
>she wakes up
>sees convo where you go from problemsolving to ragequit to bridgeburning
AYY LMAO

>>691076242
The way that he phrased the text has garunteed a break up... How is that not breaking up with someone

>>691076431
Well I'm open to discussing me "being an asshole" if she would meet me half way.

>>691076409
You realize the other texts were on Tuesday right? If she wanted to problem solve, yesterday would have been the day to respond. this is more of a final warning.

>>691076409
haha Iove the definitions of the stages. Spot on

>>691075233
Of course not. You're just trying to evoke a response. Might as well do it by telling her what she means to you

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just

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dick

pick

desu senpai

>>691076677
Lol well, enjoy single life.

>>691076716
Believe me fam that's not going to win any hearts.

>>691076815
so, you're breaking up with her baka. what difference does it make

>>691076677
Youre under 25 by that comment alone.

Ever heard of taking a day to think ab it?

>nah bitch you only get 18 hours to consider things

>>691076716
Izzat Suzy from being egoraptors fat wife

>>691076846
That's how long it took for her to go from loving my sarcasm to hating it so who knows right?

>>691075854
Good /b/ro. Dont waste ur time with over dramaric cunts. Give her a chance to make it up to u or move the fuck along. We dont need bitches like that to fuck with us

You dont put pussy on a throne. Thats how they think they can get away with this dumbcunt behavior.
U did good OP

>>691076924
it's the twin they had to pry off.

>>691077136
Guado?? It survived?? The thing that was attached on either cheek to both Suzy and Arin?

>>691076200
Who?

>>691076768
I'll just go back to masterbating every night.

>>691077078
This. Had one like this. After making clear that I don't Play her dumb games she never tried again. Seems like they test where the boundaries are

>>691077504
I don't have time to play stupid shit mind games with anyone but my suicidal friend, and I only play with him because he's been a good friend for as long as I've known him.

>>691077419
Sounds. Iunno, fun I guess? Fulfilling? iunno.

>>691077859
It leaves me just as empty as not doing it so might as well.

>>691075233
You fucking retard, you ignore her until she wants to talk about it... or you ignore her until she's begging you to come fuck her.

You tell her that kind of behavior is unacceptable in a healthy relationship and you do everything in your power to appear like you're moving on. Don't ever give her long drawn out text messages, that's the stupid fucking game she wants to play with you.

I'll update later today/tomorrow if she/I end it or fix it if this thread dies. You guys probably don't give a shit though.

>>691078247
Could make an interesting thread though. If I actually timed it right.

>>691077948
loleuphemism4ballejaculate.

>>691075327
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>>691078247
Complete utter faggots that have never touched a woman in their lives let alone go through the process of breaking up with someone in person.

>>691075467
>>691077078
Spokesmen of truth

The way I see it, you only have one option and that's to kill her and anyone else that's at her house at the time.

>>691078776
Married 7 years you fuckwit. I find speaking with people resolves issues better than texts

>>691078974
You're in a website full of children, it's not worth it

>>691075854
GO TALK TO HER AS SOON AS POSSIBLE... I had a similar problem where i couldnt work out a problem with someone I care about deeply. She Had Gotten Locked Out of the program we used to talk and I hadnt talked to her in weeks but one day she came up to me and had no idea of the messages i'd sent her and to this day I'm shitting myself because she could get back on and see the fucked up shit i said because I thought they didnt care to get over some minor fight we had.... Dont Fuck Up Because You Think She's Read Everything.

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OPs a nigger who treated his gf like shit cuz he's a piece of shit nigger. And now he wants us to side with him because he's a piece of shit.

You're a piece of shit op and when you're still single 7 months from now, r9k will be waiting for you. :^)

>>691078974
They actually have to reply back if you are gonna talk through it lmao

>>691079225
Look man I'm not going to be a dick just don't want to deal with bs right now.

>>691079311
Good to see the white knight is here to rescue my possible exgf from me. Go back to your tfw no gf threads faggot. She knew I was an asshole before she agreed to date me.

>>691075233
kys

>>691079539
Post her nudes OP. Fuck that bitch

>>691079629
Dude if she put out nudes I wouldn't be so quick to ditch.

>>691079401
Trust me, I get it. I was in the same boat you were as of about 8 days ago. But everything was turned around on my head when i found out that she never actually saw anything. And if you aren't 100% sure that she's read all of the messages, then its better to go see her in person about it. And look at it this way, if she has seen them and doesn't think you're worth it, then she's the bitch for making you do it in person. Instead of you being the bad guy for breaking up with a text.

>>691079352
>"It's been a day, you clearly dont care about me and if you dont talk to me im gunna break up with you!"

That is literally every girl I dated pre-high school.

>>691079717
What the fuck are you doing then? Fuck, I would have been gone the moment she said no. There are plenty of sluts out there OP. Don't waste your time with this one.

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>>691075233
if she's not responding after 2 messages, it's time to stop posting anon

NEXT

>>691080003
I know she's seen enough to stop talking to me. Even if I drove my ass to her house she'd just keep the door closed.

>>691080129
Next one I send is going to be a break up text or a fixing shit text.

>>691080209
How long ago did bad thing occur? and how bad was/what was it? Not going back through the thread to find your posts.

>>691080265
how about no text you angry bitter beta orbiter. Take a hint, keep your self respect

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>>691080265
Dont msg again
Its done

I know people never take advice, i sure as shit didnt but listen to this.

>>691080329
nevermind i read it after all... How long have you been together? would be a better question to ask

>>691075233
Lmao who cares just dump her over text.
Don't listen to these whiny nice guys telling you to do it in person, just do it.

>>691080609
About two months. It was really flirty for about 4 months before though.
>>691080575
If I send another it'll be because she's done pouting and has told me so or she wants to draw this out and I put a stop to it.

>>691075233
don't listen to these fags breaking up over text is fine if this bitch won't talk to you. not your fault shes being a cunt. I broke up with mine on valentines this year. who gives a fuck

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>>691079539
U got me man wow. Got me real good. I haven't fucked in aaaagvgeees. Surprised you didn't opt for the xd virgeen meemay.

Kys

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>>691075233
ignore previous post you did good OP

>>691080831
K

>>691080823
I wouldnt worry much about it then... You have to see her often?

>>691080829
should add it was over text too

>>691080992
I don't have to see her if I don't want to, and I'm not going to be heart broken about it.
>>691081013
I'm not afraid to I'd just prefer not to.

>>691081162
didn't say you were afraid, just saying its not a big deal. especially in your situation.>>691081162

>>691081290
Yeah I know, but I feel like most people would be afraid of the stigma that comes with it.

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>>691080823
In the wise words of Snoop Doggy Dogg
>You don't mess wit dem Ho's.

>>691080034
If it's heated and you need a step back that's fine as long as you let them know but just getting the cold shoulder is annoying and not something I would want to deal with personally

>>691081360
likke a bandaid just rip it off homie goodluck

>>691081412
Honestly I wouldn't be thinking about a break up if there were an ongoing argument.

>>691081162
Then just end it honestly... I was a bit more concerned thinking it was similar to what happened to me... I was heartbroken and we were together for years... and she didnt shun me without basically telling me to fuck myself.. But if you tried and she outright called you a dick like that then fuck her and find someone who you will actually care about and will share the feeling. In my opinion you should just shut her out the same way she did you, regardless of whether or not she replies.

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Maybe she's dead or horrible injured

>>691081619
Yeah, I'm not losing any sleep over it. She could just be in a mood; relationship is pretty young so it's hard to tell if this is normal.

>>691081912
Well then I'm glad her last words to me were something along the lines of "Don't talk to me you asshole." otherwise I might be troubled by that. She's almost certainly fine and hopefully just as primed to move on as me.

>>691081916
Do you think that she's worth that being normal?

I dont know if this common with you too, but you bring a girl via text to laugh, put a bit afford in this shit bla bla bla, respond to there replys but if you do a mistake or write something wrong they wont reply. I hate to write a msg to someone actually not respond to me, how do you think bout it?

>>691075233
op fuck off with your shitty highschool drama you faggot

>>691082561
You didnt have to come here

>>691082197
Fuck no, but she did mention her parents maybe getting a divorce so she could be lashing out. Then again she has attention whore mannerisms like: mentioning how she's tried to kill herself, sending me caps of old arguments she's had with other people, trying to play the "helpless victim card, etc... This could be a ploy for attention, or her getting tired of me cause she realized that I'm not an asshole with a heart of gold like her stupid shit animes and has realized that I'm pretty much an asshole all the time just in a semi-endearing way. Basically I treat her like I treat my guy friends and she gets butthurt about it. Wall of text, I should sleep before I think posting even more long winded half thought out shit is a good idea.

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>>691082561
The x is up there friendo.

>>691075233
Your not just an asshole you are also very weak. She even has to tell you that texting is bad now. You totally failed. Never text girls especially when it could be important you faggot

dump her

>>691082847
Umm... Think he left bro.. as of 2 posts ago.. But nice attempt at trolling though

>>691082847
I'm not driving my ass to her house to get ignored in person fam. If she wants out she says nothing, if she wants in she says something, thats simple shit. I'm not weak because I don't have time to play the two week guessing mind games with some chick I've been dating for a little over a month.

>>691083089
I'm still here, against my better judgement. I'll take the bait to liven up the thread a bit too.

>>691082817
then why don't you press it faggot? no one wants your summer fag shit here anyways.