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>>691056325
lurking
>me on the right
>>691058803
who is this?
>>691056325
>>691056417
>>691057625
>>691056747
Best celeb. Great start op.
>>691058573
Spectacular. How have I never seen this? (old oldfag)
>>691056325
When I cum to this pic, im gonna groan louder than Ganandorf. HHOOOOHYEAH
Kendall Jenner
>>691061306
I just made it a couple months ago.
>>691061596
wtf is wrong with you nigga
>>691061672
You, sir, are a gentleman and a scholar.
Going to fap to Dame Helen's bush relentlessly.
>>691061541
holy fuck how do you fuck up your core that bad?
>>691061402
Man the harpoons!
>>691062229
Seriously?
M-My mistress Jessica Alba has ordered m-me to s-stay at h-home and wait a-as she m-meets h-her bull lover for sex... I am ordered t-to sit and wait in the c-closet... She is having a g-great t-time with h-him... she s-says she l-loves their big m-members thrusting into h-her tight v-vagina... She s-says it's the b-best f-feeling in the world and is 10x b-better than what m-my small penis feels like... She laughs at m-me and s-says I'm p-pretty worthless b-because I-I don't satisfy h-her sexually...
>>691062266
trite remarks are all he has. just ignore him.
>>691062266
Yes?
>>691058573
nice clam huehue
>>691062491
Jesus that's pathetic
>>691062506
Pic related is you faggot
>>691058573
>>691061672
literally would impregnate and throw away my lifelong dreams to raise a family with her, even though i hate children
>>691056417
she is so pretty more of her please
>>691062725
You have anything original to post?
>>691058327
more of this bitch please
>>691059355
dat pussy
got higher rez version?
>>691060209
got higher rez version for a pussy close up?
>>691062988
I have more pics of that anons whale
>>691060960
holly shit were is this from
got a link for the photshoot?
she makes me so horny, disappointed of her disappearance from tv
>>691062578
I-I-I must p-put up with this treatment b-because she is such a-a special woman, s-so beautiful... Maybe if I-I beg h-her when she g-gets back she w-will allow m-me t-to have sex with her...
>>691060220
Sweet dude, I've been looking into getting a new one but can't decide between that and Kenmore. What's the cubic feet on that and does it have one of those side freezers or a bottom drawer?
>>691061662
i wanna cum inside her pussy so bad
she is beautiful and she knows it cock tease
>>691063408
She's on the show powers now
Dont know where its from
>>691062266
not him, but seriously you dont see her for the fat piece of shit she is?
>>691063342
Now there's some udders that need a good milking
>>691063869
This is not a trap thread. Please remove
>>691063654
B-Butt what i-if she's p-passed out drunk on a-a bed... would you?...
>>691063310
That's the best I've seen so far. I don't know far away the photog was when he took it but I'm glad he did.
>>691062491
not this fucking guy again
>>691062591
i wanna cum deep inside her pussy
how do i achieve that
>>691064144
W-what d-do y-you m-m-m-mean a-anon?
>>691063342
did she get implants? why do women do that
only teens like the implants look, they look unnatural
>>691064225
Well judging by her boyfriend, be a skinny, britbong, girly-boy faggot with money.
>>691063802
She's thick at worst, I'd still hit that. Never seen her today and she has the nice curves, not multiple layers of lard
>>691064487
They do look bigger
>>691064007
sure why not
If she does not remember no harm is done, only harm is done by the sjw who make sure to label her a victim and remind her of how much of a horrific thing happened to her
I just gotta make it stealth then and clean my cum with a douche
>>691064007
Is that a joke? Because it's obvious you're describing the only way this chode would get to do that.
>>691060209
who dis?
>>691064978
Amanda Seyfried
>>691064978
This girl
>>691063992
>>691064057
>>691064160
Get the fuck this fat piece of shit out of her, she used to have potential with her pretty face and what now
But she squandered it all with her "real womyn" fat, she is a beast
>>691064263
I like how you left out the guy's ass.
>>691063310
http://hdutopia.blogspot.com/2016/06/amanda-seyfried-poses-with-upskirt-on.html
Katy Perry
>>691061402
*BRRRRAAAAAPPPP*
>>691064410
Oh my fuck, so hot
>>691064672
nice curves, she is fucking obese
how the hell can you not see that, say it for what it is
You are a chubby lover, nothing wrong with that but call it for what it is she is fat FAT. Dont be ashamed of your fetish
>>691063423
She often t-tells m-me I-I am very useless t-to h-her... she is the one w-with all the m-money because she is r-rich... She also i-is v-very beautiful while I-I am just an ordinary l-looking dude... She a-also often m-mocks at m-my penis s-size as though there aren't o-other g-guys with a 3 and a half inch p-problem... I-I-I mean there are m-many guys who have g-great personality while b-being only 4 o-or maybe cl-closer t-to 3 inch: I-I mean who's really c-counting anyways... She s-says however she c-can barely f-feel it inside h-her and she often w-wants t-to laugh when she thinks it is in h-her... She s-says h-her b-bulls are j-just so g-great in size they f-fill h-her up completely... Such s-satisfaction she says always d-destroys h-her w-will p-power and m-makes h-her w-want to be their personal s-slut toy...
How can you view WENM on a phone?
>>691062037
whos this?
>>691057704
awful skin/10
>>691065230
>http://hdutopia.blogspot.com/2016/06/amanda-seyfried-poses-with-upskirt-on.html
thanks man, i wonder what was she thinking going commando like that with a short skirt, or was he intention all along making man crazy horny and masturbate to that memory
Ms. Dreyfus?
>>691066020
>>691065974
>>691065932
Stop posting this obese landwhale.
>>691064086
>>691064048
>>691063999
is there a webm available?
>nice trips
>>691066033
>>691066097
more? nudes?
>>691066177
I can start posting legit land whales if you want
>>691060220
cringing all the way
X RAY THIS!!!
>>691065716
There is a difference between her and this lard storage center, ops post is attractive, this cardiac patient isn't.
