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first

The Doc is in.

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TITS ON A DICK

fourth?

-Sweet Roll

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>>691024911
Hey look, it's Chief protecting his land.

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>>691024997
You have too many of those.

More lewd reimus

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>>691024097
I know ;_:
But it's hard to come up with one's that aren't already taken on IRC's, and don't sound super faggy.

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>>691024755
Hello shrine maiden... i am highly troubled and seek your aid.
I am troubled by the lack of kisses from you~<3

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>>691025169
I do not!

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>>691025221
>wanting to not sound faggy

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>>691025152
i dont have enough sheckles for all that. and i dont have mutton chops either

>>691024755
>>691024825
The non-profit is attempting to secure the historical importance of the Daniel Boone Trace.

They're working with communities and governments to try and get the trace marked as a national park - and trying to promote community involvement and interest.

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Comfy thread is now extra comfy.

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>>691025233
This should help to ease your pain...

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>>691025221
Exactly, there are so many Rins that fucked up that when people say "You know that Rin that fucked up showed up yesterday" they might as well be saying "Have you all heard the tale of the two armed man?".

>>691025387
The thread is still not cursed.

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>>691025427
Comfy for the comfy god!

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>>691025334
I think more than one probably counts as too many.

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>>691025479
curse man shows up when he pleases

>>691024755
Please tell me what will happen to me on 29,06

>>691025665
I can take this one, Reimu. I'm bored and tired but in the mood to do a tarot reading

This time I'll make it!
>The 13th post below me ends with 5

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>>691025665
Misfortune.

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>>691025220

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>>691025665
>Queen of Cups (Reversed)
A woman who cannot be trusted; someone who is a dreamer, unreliable and cannot be depended upon. She is swift to change her opinions without reason or good cause. A woman who is perverse and can be given to hysteria. She may even lead others to destruction in pursuit of some idle fantasy.

Need fortune and advice about girl that i never talked to but added on FB. She definitely knows who i am but i feel like she might not add me back cause she doesnt seem to talk to people other than her close friends. What do fam

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>>691025387
Grow the damn beard back and replace the gun with a fleshlight, and yeah it's you.

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>>691025634
I must disagree.

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>>691025461
It totally did!

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>>691025721
Oh, well sure! I'm sure you can give him more details than I did. I just gave him a single card because he didn't GET.

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>>691025979
nope and i dont have a fleshlight to replace that gun with, and its still not me

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>>691026053
I'm just upset that I couldn't find the Love Live ones I saw a while ago.

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>>691025968
Okay, so what's the advice you need? Why are you adding her?

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>>691025968
There is nothing since there is no interaction. Get a more concrete start than a facebook add.

>>691026356
What are you talking about, I think I saw a bunch of Nico.

>>691025942
You have no idea how close you are to a person i was thinking to meet at that day. You completly discribe her personaliti. It was very interesting thank you.

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>>691026541
Huh?

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>>691026356
I haven't even done eye swaps for mine yet. So I'll have at least 20 by the time I'm done tonight!

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>>691026327
>Not having a fleshlight
>2k16
What are you, gay?

>>691025665
Going full celtic cross on this one. Will take some time.

>You: Nine of Cups
Integrity and completion. The final stage of development. The Nine of Cups is represented by a man sitting with all of his wealth around him. His life is at a nice stopping point. However the past can weigh on us, and learning to cope with what we have becomes a priority. At this point you must learn to accept and live with your past, or forever be haunted by it. In this position it suggests that you are currently in an emotionally fulfilling situation. Perhaps you recently started a relationship, or consummated a sexual one.

>Opposing forces: Ten of Swords
The Ten of Swords depicts a man with ten swords thrust into his back. It represents sudden and unexpected failure. You will see yourself as the "victim" in this situation. The ten of swords is primarily focused on the emotions surrounding the failure: you will have trouble coping with a sense of loss or or pain. The saving grace is that you will have new awareness of the situation.

>Past: The Moon, inverted
The Moon represents the secret side of things. The card depicts a dog and a wolf: the two are one in the same, but the docile creature is secretly a dire menace. It refers to one's "shadow-self". Their subconscious and their hidden motives. Inverted, this tells me you had trouble dealing with emotional issues in the past. You feel that this emotional struggle is behind you, but it will resurface.

Up in the next post: The future, the ideal solution, and the heart of the matter

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>>691026057
Want some more to bring you back into the positive?

...teehee. You look so adorable in this picture. Like you're looking at the camera guy like "help, she's gonna kiss me!"

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>>691026819
I hear she's the best girl.

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>>691026835
Why do this?

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>>691027216
Nico Nico Nope.

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>>691027405

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>>691027216
>

>>691027366
Because Ohayo!

Will my life change next year and make things finally go my way? Or will things only get worse.

There's a certain event I'm waiting on next year that may flip my life completely, it may or may not happen and it makes me anxious.

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>>691027635
I'm so upset.

>>691026907
>The Future: Four of Cups, inverted
The Four of Cups represents contemplation and meditation. Inverted, it's missed opportunity and distance. You sit out and observe instead of seizing opportunities. You will be thrust into a situation where you are too tied up weighing the value of your actions to take any action at all.

>Ideal Solution: Five of Wands
Five of Wands represents competition and disagreement. In tarot, five always represent conflict. The five of wands is no different. The good thing is that wands represents positive and effective change (as opposed to swords, representing forced and negative change). You will butt heads, but through argument your voice will finally be heard and you will come to understand the situation better.

>The Heart of the Matter: King of Swords, inverted
Face cards in tarot often represent people, and as an opposing force it's almost guaranteed: although at times it can represent "an aspect of your own personality". I don't think this is the case in light of the other cards. The King of Swords is a clear-thinking authority figure. He is concerned only with truth and judgment and does not concern himself with the emotions of others: only that things are fair and rational. Inverted, it suggests a misuse of power. Someone is applying their authority and drive to negatively impact those around them. They are acting selfishly and convincing themselves it's in the name of justice.

Up next: Internal influences, external influences, hopes and fears

i have a question...will I get the job I have a interview this Friday.

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>>691025390
I see! I just read up on what that is, it sounds pretty important!

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>>691026967
U-Uhm... i wouldn't mind more~

>>691027710
No reason to be upset~

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>>691027710
Yours is next to Maki, right?

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>>691027650
Which would be more unfortunate, the event not happening or it flipping stuff the wrong way?

>>691027405

Blue is not here yet

at least I think

-Sweet Roll

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>>691028204
IT MATTERS NOT FOR EVERY THREAD IS CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURSED

>>691028101
The event not happening, event being me leaving this shithole of a country in hopes of a better future

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>>691028094
No, that's Nozomi. Mine is next to Nico.

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>>691027650
>Ten of Pentacles
It seems you'll achieve some sort of stability, be it emotional or financial. So I'd say things are going to go your way.

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>>691028574
God this'll be a pain, but give me a bit.

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>>691028574
these look very familiar

>>691027889
>Home Situation: The Hermit, Inverted
The home situation refers not to your house, but to your home: everything close to your heart. Your friends, family, lovers,... those you care about. If you don't care about your family, then it doesn't include them. This tells us how those you care about are influencing you in this situation. The Hermit represents introspection and soul-searching. He is not alone, nor even sad. He draws strength from within and learns through careful observation. Inverted, he is one who withdraws from the world. He is afraid to be hurt by others and so backs away to avoid pain. It sounds like you are afraid to open up to those close to you, and this is making your situation worse.

>External Factors: Three of Coins, inverted
The Three of Coins represents collaboration and teamwork. Inverted, it shows a disregard for skills: not utilizing people to their full potential. This may be more meaningful to you than to me, but it could refer to your employment situation or something else, like a landlord or teacher causing you stress. Odds are you know who is failing to work together with you, and their external influence will negatively impact you on June 29th

>Hopes / Fears: Eight of Cups, inverted
It's important to remember this is what you BELIEVE will be the outcome, it's not the final outcome. The Eight of Cups represents escape, abandonment, and withdrawal. The picture depicts a man with eight cups stacked neatly, and he turns and walks away from all of them. It suggests that you have opportunity and possibility in front of you but you would rather leave behind all that you have and be left with nothing. This usually occurs when people feel the cost of maintaining their status is too great. Inverted, the eight of cups is aimless: he wanders with no idea where he's going. He only knows that he wants to leave, but doesn't have a destination in mind.

Last card in the next post: The final outcome

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>>691028926
Idols is the same.

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>>691028000
>*kisses Marisa three times to celebrate her trips*

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>>691028841
Don't worry about it, I know there's one out there. Just gotta find it.

>>691028926
Just a little.

Should I keep trying to get closeto her, or should I just give up?

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>>691029141
idols are a sin

>>691029156
A wee bit

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>>691029244
If you're asking that it might be best to give up.

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>>691029244
>The Lovers
Harmony and union, choices to be made using intuition and not intellect.

>Ace of Swords (Reversed)
Confusion, exaggeration in thought.

>Three of Pentacles
Success gained through hard work and effort.

It seems you will have to work hard for it, but it is possible. You have a difficult decision to make, so you need to rethink whether she's the one who's worth putting all this effort into though.

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>>691029156
It is too late, I have already begun.

>>691029073
>Final Outcome: The Six of Swords
The Six of Swords represents a regretful but necessary transition. The story that often goes along with it is a man leaving his home town after it has been desolated. There is nothing left for him, but his heart is still drawn back. Inverted, the man is unable to make his journey. He is held back and unable to move forward. This is a person overcome by their past and unable to cope.

>My interpretation:

It sounds like you had a lot of internal emotional conflict in the past. You recently felt like this was all settled, but due to the influence of a third party you worry that things will resurface. The ideal solution would be to confront this person: approach them OPENLY, let them know your fears, and be vulnerable. Through discourse you will come to understand one another and reach a reasonable conclusion. You are too shut off and afraid to open up to others, however, and so you will withdraw. Negative emotions will run rampant and you'll want to flee from your situation. Unable to flee, you will fall into a deep despair and wander in hopelessness for the foreseeable future.

Always remember when you get a negative reading that tarot is not a definitive reading of the future. It tells you the way the currents are blowing: if you allow yourself to drift through time's ocean it can plot out the shore you will wash up on, but if you swim against the current you can choose your own path.

>>691029508
Well, it looks to me like I have a chance with her,but I just can't understand her well enough to be sure, plus me having confedence problems doesn't help either

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>>691029145
Trips for kisses is the best deal i could imagine~

>>691030026
>>691029073
>>691027889
>>691026907
Thank you for your reading i have to read it few time and thing about it but thank you you give em some thing to think about. :)

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>>691029931
I'm so glad these are always available now.

Give me my fortune for the next few days?

Maybe some tarot cards can help me out.

>>691028735
HOT DIGGITY

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I am very intimidating! Fear me!

>>691030240
Glad I could help :) I don't have the energy to do too many more full readings like that, but it at least occupied me for 20 minutes

>>691030666
Look at mr satan over here, u got chek'd

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What are you all listening to tonight?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ew0By-5EL2g

>>691030774

I am intimidated

I am also afraid

-Sweet Roll

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>>691030204
Really? I could think of one better thing... but I can't exactly trade you that one while company's around~

>>691030267
Well, unless you roll for it, I can't give you more, but here's one...

>Eight of Swords
Jealousy, often from colleagues or family, crisis and enforced isolation, illness and oppression, major difficulties and adverse circumstances dictated by fate.

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>>691031041
i still blame makoto for this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B3nfweteZck
>>691030774
shaking in my boots

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>>691029410
There's no way it could be, right?

>>691029998
Fine.

>>691025010
wowow hahaha
epic
simply epic man
im having a serious laff rite now
wow haha
Wheww lad you got me good with that one
Whewww
Still having trouble breathing from laughing too much oh man
This was even better than last time you posted haha
Man i will never see something this funny ever ever again whewwwwwww
Haha
Damn dude you are seriously too good for 4chan right now
Its like youre the sole reason people even come here anymore
Wheeeeewwwwwwwww haha
If you ever leave 4chan the site will pretty much just...die! Hahaha whhhhhhheeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.
Catching my breath hahahaha.
oh man that was amazing. I was just about to kill myself and go shoot up a school too but maaaannnn that was funny.
No way i could die now after knowing there was such a great poster like you around. Hahaha

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>>691031041
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L99nLBSAPAc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PiNdcBg3xC8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TdwJ0lUtN8M
Basically all of Gorillaz.

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>>691031788
<3

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>>691024755
I need a reason for living, life seems pointless. Help me dearest shrine maiden.

Will I ever get to fuck my coworker, nee-san?

Im a huge attention deprived faglord so just wanted to say thanks for making these threads. Seriously. Its a huge help.

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>>691031132
Mm.. i wonder what it could be~ but i have time to wait until we're alone so don't worry~<3

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>>691032199
Hmm.. well, why does it seem pointless to you? Let's try and tackle it from the root. You also got dubs, so I can give you a reading if you want.

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>>691031760
Couldn't be..

>>691024755
does this girl have any other photo shoots?

>>691030902
Well, I'm feeling a bit overwhelmed right now. That's sensation when you're tired but unable to sleep. Almost like insomnia, mixed with 800 racing thoughts and attempting to keep schedules straight for the following day.

Guess I'll do a tarot reading for >>691032234 then head back onto ARK for some dire wolf taming

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>>691032766
Totally not...

>>691032042
oh my god
whoa whoa whoa
you actually responded to me! This is by far the best thing that has ever happened in all my 12 years of living my god. Please dont delete your post yet i need to go get my mom and show her you actually responded to me, ok. Otherwise she wouldnt believe me. Just...wowwow. I wonder i lf i could actually make a couple of friends now if i were to tell them that you actually responded to me
Me!
Of all the people.
god dammnit this is just amazing.
Its like. I might as well just die right the fuck now because it will NEVER get any better than this moment right here.
Aniki look if you ever need money or an organ or to i will glady give it up for you. Youre practically the only reason im still here after all!
Man
What a day
I knew being a NEET would prove useful one day!

>>691033046
>>691032234
Eight of Coins. Apprenticeship, education, and engagement. You won't get to fuck her, but you'll learn a little bit more about how to form a relationship and you'll grow as a person. Continue to seek sex from her, but know that you will only succeed in increasing your skill at getting sex from the next girl.

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>>691032234
>Princess of Cups
A messenger bringing news of an engagement, marriage or birth.

Hmm... if you do, she'll get preggo.

>>691032251
Thank you! I love to know that my little shrine achieves its purpose sometimes. I'm glad to do it.

>>691032503
>*giggles*

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>>691033249
You're a beautiful person, anon.

>>691024755
Gonna need to see those feet in sexy socks b0ss

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>>691032582
A reading would be nice, I'm in a terrible situation where I lost my job and I'm struggling to find work, I'm months behind on bills and I'm keeping all of this hidden from my family because they were proud of me before all of this and I can't bare to disappoint them. I feel like I'm falling apart at the seams and I become more comfortable with the thought of suicide with each passing day.

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>>691032836
Her name is Nagumo Wa-Nu, she might.
[NAGUMO WORK] 東方彩椿

>>691033046
Wow a whole reading for that question? It'll be interesting to see what you come up with. Hehe.

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Hey Chief, you bored enough for some FF14?

>>691033249
>will never get any better than this moment right here
Prepare to be blown away. You just won yourself a free tarot card:

The Empress. The Empress represents the feminine side of things. Beauty, nature, fertility, and abundance. She is the archetypal anima. You didn't ask a question, and I don't know you, so I can't properly direct this reading from here but I can give you a few divergent paths:

The Empress may represent a need to get in touch with your feminine side. Perhaps you have been afraid of your emotions or you haven't been willing to accept all of who you are.

It may represent a need to commune with nature. This is especially true if seen in the context of entrapment.

It may represent a good omen: pregnancy, increase in wealth, or future relationships.

Feel free to choose your favorite interpretation.

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>>691034067
lemme take a quick shower to wake myself up and i will be

first time trying one of these but, fortune cookie for Donavan?

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>>691034747
Donavan ha***tremely good luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Yellow", "11".
good luck for the first timer

>>691034953
niiice thanks!

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Don't you just love not even being able to connect to GTA Online?

My internet is a shit tonight

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>>691033745
>The Hanged Man
Hmm... this card illustrates your current position pretty well. You're in a waiting period, where things are bad but they could be turned on their head at any time.

But it also indicates a sacrifice of one thing to obtain another.

>Death
As I thought, a huge transformation of your life is coming soon. It doesn't represent death in the traditional sense, (there's another card for that) but rather the ending of one phase of life that served its purpose and taught you all the lessons it can teach.

>Four of Cups
Time to re-evaluate an all too familiar environment, dissatisfaction and boredom. The need to search for a more stimulating way of life.

I think the sacrifice you need to make is of your pride. Your family can and will help you, it's what they're there for. I was in a similar situation to you not too long ago, and afraid to tell anyone, but when I did, I found that my burdens were lifted immensely and they've helped me to get back on my feet and headed toward my dreams again.

Don't give up hope. Try and find some little things you can do each day to improve your skills, pursue your interests, or find new ones. Any skill you can learn will be useful later. The more you know, the more you can do, the better your chances of success.

>>691034221
But senpai, im not a girl. I dont want to embrace my feminine side. Thanks for the reading though. Sorry for shitting up your shine with my shitposts. Its just how i let off stress. Not that i have much seeing as i dont do anything all day that would stress me out. Im just a NEET loser who watches chinese cartoons all day. But its all daijoubu. I dont mind as much these days.

>>691035127
Thank you very much, I will take you advice and use it to the best of my ability

>>691035411
It sounds to me like you have a lot of stress. Not external stressors: but internal. The way you talk doesn't sound genuine. You sound like you're making a mockery of yourself. It's a common defense mechanism. You likely think very poorly of yourself and you put on an act to try and distract people then talk positively about how you spend your day in hope to convince yourself and prevent people from prying deeper.

I won't search your soul too hard, though. It's up to every person to come to terms with their own life. If you ever feel you need help, though, Reimu here is really nice. She can give you good advice or just a shoulder to cry on.

As for me? I'm a terrible shoulder to cry on. Too disinterested in the lives of others and far too analytical. I would advise staying away from me unless you want your hopes and dreams crushed.

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>>691035411
Men have a feminine side, and women have a masculine side. It's called anima and animus.

<3

It wasn't me who gave you that reading, but I appreciate your forthrightness anyway. As long as you're happy, I'm happy for you Anonymous.