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>>690983501
i gave some one a bud light once

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>>690983701

fuck her

>>690983701
Prople like you need to be put to death

I was once supposed to take care of this fucking idiot kid and as I saw him climb some stairs I told him to get down or he would fall, little shit fell unto the cement head first, I told him everything was fine.
He's probably dead now

I had someone put all their hopes, dreams, blood, tears, love, and sweat into me just to watch me turn around and curse her for all the things she couldn't do for me until the day she died.

I fucking miss my mom so much.

>>690985543
Fuck man. Harsh.

>>690985543
You're terrible and should kill yourself as fast as possible.

>>690986256
Easy man. Clearly he knows he fucked up

I told a friend that I knew they'd get acquitted.
My heart and my best intentions point to acquittal, but the facts and the evidence suggest otherwise.
I feel terrible just thinking about him getting convicted.

>>690986885
Yeah, and now there's nothing else he can do about it. He shouldn't kill himself, but try to improve.

I don't even know why I typed that.

I convinced some dude on wow I was a 14 year old girl
>met in a battleground back in BC
>told him I lived in the same state as him
>wanted to meet up with me for sexuals
>Told him my dad murdered my last bf
> told him he just got out of jail
>friend messaged him
>pretended to be my dad
>saved the conversations
>posted on his realm forum
>dude deleted his account 3 days later

>>690983701
kek

>>690983501
I somewhat forced my ex to fuck a dog.

>>690983701
You piece of shit how could you

>>690988375
That poor dog.

>horny as fuck
>hot chick i wanted since highschool
>she was down years later
>wanted to fuck
>wanted me to wear a rubber
>poked holes in it so i can nut in her
>don't regret it

>>690988375
Post vid?

>>690983501
Raped my sister when she was 10

>>690988375
Why would you do that and not record it

Fuck them in the ass with no LUBE!

>>690988375
story

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>>690983501
Sweet mother of God. I just have to comment on those tits man. Jesus... they're absolutely fantastic. Sorry, off topic I know.

>>690988712
Who said I didn't record it?
>>690988545
Actually lucky dog. She was a hot slim redhead.

>>690989189
tell us more

>>690989189
Post video
????
Faggot

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>>690989189
pictures and video or youre a faggot liar

>>690989359
I brought the idea up with her weeks before it happened and she was okay with it to a degree but as it became more likely that it could happen she cooled off on the idea.
I ended up threatening to leave her to get her todo it and then she still tried to pull out a couple of days before.
Anyway, it ass a friend's dog that ass staying with us and I didn't me mention it at all for a few days and then one night we were starting to have sex and I took control and tied he'd to the bed, hands to the bed posts and legs to the side frames. She thought I was being a bit kinky but then I let the dog in.

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>>690990111
Continue...

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Made them wash their hands with my urine for about a week without them knowing

>>690983501
>be me in high school
>group of friends has kid that relentlessly bullied me
>hated him, but was he was tougher and I was a pussy in high school
>always go to this river to camp and fish and shit
>river is pretty dangerous, people drown in it every year so never really go in or not deep in or anything
>joking around and drinking one time
>top of this cliff area
>just me and bully kid
>starts being douche for no reason since no one else is around
>get angry
>momentarily snap
>shove as hard as I can off cliff
>falls and hit side and then water
>tell everyone he was at edge and must have slipped
>body found next day
>that was 8 years ago
>never caught
>fuck him

>>690988698
You know how I know your a virgin? "Poking a hole" in the condom to "nut in her" doesn't make sex feel better. It is still latex covering your dick cutting off feeling, so not having a condom on is the goal.

>>690990608
Pretty sure he's talking about the feeling of being able to release cum inside of her, not just inside the condom. When you come inside the condom you feel the pressure and it's uncomfortable. There's also the added turnon of doing something you shouldn't be, defiling her.

>>690990111
Please do continue

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Met a chick on OKCupid - redhead, big tits, perfect ass, relatively fit, glasses, loves videogames and anime. As soon as we started talking it was immediate animal lusting - she was craving my cock like she was poisoned and the antidote was inside my testicles. So we fucked a few times and /b/rothers, I'm gonna be honest - best sex I've ever had in my entire life. I came in under 10 minutes of her bobbing on my cock and sucking out my life force. Then days later I found out she was totally mental. Turns out her dad is a white supremacist who was charged with child molestation, her mom is a recovering crack addict, and her uncle raped her in the ass when she was little (which is why she went fucking crazy when I tried popping a finger in her ass). Not only that, but she was into adult coloring books, would eat cheese for dinner - just cheese - and literally had no friends outside of work associates and her family. We kept fighting day after day over nothing - just stupid bullshit I didn't even care about. So a few days ago, I told her straight up I think we need to seperate ourselves for a while and that she definitely needs to get out and make more friends other than me. She of course flipped, and I blocked her from everything - and I mean every way of contacting me.

I feel bad because she is a broken human being with practically nobody, but, meh. Gotta look after myself. Last thing I need is to be attached to a wackjob.

Did I do the right thing /b/ros?

>gf came by
>planned to break up with her
>told her I just need to chill out a bit before the talk
>fucked her hard
>came on her mouth
>we slept
>broke up with her after we woke up
Meh

>>690990821
>Pretty sure he's talking about the feeling of being able to release cum inside of her, not just inside the condom. When you come inside the condom you feel the pressure and it's uncomfortable. There's also the added turnon of doing something you shouldn't be, defiling her.
Another virgin detected. A tiny hole isn't going to change anything.

>>690990111
Trips don't lie

>>690990111
>>690990466
>>690990909
She started crying almost immediately as soon as I walked to the door as she must have known what was coming. I mean, she must have felt into a position of comfort knowing I hadn't mentioned it and then this.. anyway.
The friends dog was a pretty large bull mastiff with huge balls even for his size. And as soon as I let him in he went straight for her pussy. I expected that I'd have to show him where things where and what do do etc but he jumped straight up on the bed and started lapping away.
I actually had go scramble to get my phone set up on the dresser so I missed the first minute or so but between the sobs I could hear little winces of enjoyment. She later actually said that he nipped her pussy a bit which was some of the wincing but mostly it was pleasure

>>690983501
Snapchat pls

>>690983501
I told my mom I had 30 GBPs when I really only had 29. She made me chicken tendies that day and I felt so bad.

>>690991342
I wouldn't feel bad at all. Hopefully she learned a lesson that she should keep her family's and her fucked up past to herself, and that maybe she get out and be normal. I'd say you did her and yourself a favor in the long run by cutting that shit off. You're good dude

>>690991551
>A tiny hole

Get some glasses you retard, he dude said "holes". And when you put the condom on, those holes stretch out bigger.

>Know-it-all neckbeard detected.

>>690991342
Got any tit pics? She sounds tasty

>be me
>middle school
>douchebag social studies teacher who everyone hated
>Caught him tap a girl on the shoulder
>bitch freaks out and screams "DON'T TOUCH ME! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"
>idea
>Get all girls who took his class together and devise a plan
>Got every girl in his class to periodically accuse him of touching them inappropriately
>So many girls reported him the bastard actually got fired
>Walks into his class old classroom filled with boxes of his crap ready to be moved out somewhere else
>Find a box of the stuff that was his to keep
>Piss in it
inb4 any of you bitches tell me he didn't deserve it, you weren't fucking there so you didn't fucking know how much he did deserve it. It was fucking glorious too.

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>>690991962
Maybe you're not a virgin, cuz you seem pretty butthurt

>>690991342
Omg
You literally just described my dream girl.

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>>690991342
Yes. The only person you need to stay with is your soulmate. You werent cruel to her from what i can tell.

>>690992055
Sorry /b/ro, deleted them all. All of them had her face included and I could even stand to look at them. Also, she was a ginger and she had this musk to her - fucking weird. Probably the cheese. Or the lack of a soul.

>>690983501
Last night on earth for my grandmother. Arrive late. 2am. Holding her hand. I'm the only one that could wake her for days after her stroke and heart attack. Her hand comes to life, and grabs mine. After a little while I get up and go to bed. Look back, see her hand actively beckoning me to come back. In that cold naked night of near death. Wanting someone, anyone, there. I watch her hand for a while and leave. I go to sleep. Dies next morning.

>>690991551
Another retard detected.

Do you even know how small sperm cells are?
I'm not even that dude, but a tiny hole can get a lucky sperm to get her if she'd be ovulating.

This anon doesn't want pleasure, he wants to knock her up for some reason.

>>690988545
kek'd

>>690991812
What's GBPs?

>>690984139
Lol go to bed nigger

>>690983501

I'm generally a nice guy, but I can remember one instance

I'm an armyfag for clarification

>be drinking with bros in barracks one night
>asshole walks up
>pretty sure this guy stole my wallet at one point, but had no proof
>asshole is ignorant, always starting shit
>asshole is drunk as fuck
>"what are you faggots doing"
>bro "who the fuck invited you"
>asshole "I'll go wherever the fuck I want"
>pushes bro
>ya goofed
>I put asshole in rear naked choke until he passes out
>he wakes up freaking out
>I do it again (this is fun)
>grab asshole (kek) and literally throw him out of room and lock door

(cont'd)

>>690992450
Great British Pounds

had sex and came in my ex-gf while sleeping after we broke up

>>690992450
I'm guessing great britain pounds. And I'm guessing that cause he said "chicken tendies" and that's so fucking gay that only a brit could say it

>>690992133
Lmao, m8, if I'm butthurt, then so are you, considering your need to counter argue people's stories.

>>690985543
Them feels

>>690992139
Trust me dude, she sounded fucking incredible at first, but once you know you can never go back.

>>690991871
>>690992190
Thanks /b/ros I appreciate that a lot. Still feel bad, but she was just fucking crazy. Oh - did I forget to mention that she collected swords and knives?? And she would hide them all over her apartment!? Fuck that shit.

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>>690992685
>mfw

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>>690992534
(Cont'd)

Later on

>me and bros drunk as fuck
>wandering hallway looking for more drinking bros
>asshole shows up
>2 chicks with him (6 out of 10)
>Says to bro "I bet you thought that shit was funny"
>niggerI'mtheonewhochokedyou
>bro tries to talk him down
>headbutts bro
>thanksfortheexcuse
>I grab him around the neck with one arm
>rockem sockem robots with other
>blood literally poring from his face
>blood all over my shirt
>mfw I look like Rick Grimes after Carl gets hurt
>asshole starts to struggle
>alcohol strength kicks in
>I put his head through a fucking wall
>toss him down the hall
> he hobbles off, not to be heard from for the rest of the night
>2hourslater.mp4
>one of the chicks shows up at my door
>"I'm bored anon"
>fuck till daybreak
>next day to cover my ass, I go to lodging
>tell them some drunk idiot put a hole in the wall
>give them his name
>"thanks anon, we need more soldiers like you"
>heard from one of his bros he had to pay like, 300something dollar fee

>mfw I kicked his ass twice, put his head through a wall, fucked his bitch, and put him in debt within 24hrs

>>690992662
But 20 pounds is not that much...

>>690992450
>>690992565
>>690992662

That's either some good bait or newfags. But bait taken, for the record >>690992450 GBPs is Good Boy Points. It's an old meme from an anon way back when /b/ wasn't filled with redditers.

>>690991871
empathy, you got none
not saying he didn't do the right thing tho

>>690992902
Your story sucked harder than your mother.

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I once fucked a girl who had a boyfriend and then the day after shaked hands with her boyfriend at my own party while she was there (with him)

>>690991342
Literally had a girl just like her that I dated for 6 months and when I moved to the other side of the country I just ghosted on her. If I had told her she probably would have tried killing me. Zero fucks given m8

>>690992351
Why the fuck didn't you stay?

>>690992450
Great British Pound. Fuckin Newfag

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>>690992067
Yeah nobody believes you

>>690992067
I'm sure it was my friend. Old school street justice and shit. Did it occur to you that your Social studies teacher is now probably facing never being able to be hired at a school or able to go near a child within a 100ft radius and possible criminal charges? That is literally no better than fake rape accusers. You are literally an SJW. "He deserved it" doesn't justify it. My Geography teacher was an asshole who literally spat in my face when I didn't hand in homework and he got struck off because of it. Everyone hated him yet we would never dream of accusing him of being a pedophile. You make me sick, but at least you don't have to listen to that guy right? :^)

>>690990540
Could you link a news story that confirms this?

>>690992351
thanks, you bummed just before going to sleep

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>>690983501
i've roofied random drinks for fun

>>690991962
finally, someone else gets my post. These summer fags just don't get it

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>>690983501
I told her I love her

>>690993972
revive yourself you sack of shit

>>690993264
I don't know. I felt how close she was to death. Didn't want to provoke her to hold on any longer. Felt not being there would facilitate a smoother and quicker exit. Would make her leave that vestigial shell ape body sooner. Instead of holding on to it when she was done with this world.
But maybe I was supposed to be with her.

>>690991677
cont? pic? vid?

>>690990540
Oh shit OP Kudos

>>690987078

Because you're the one that actually needs to kill himself.

>>690983501
i once intoduced a guy to 4chan /b

i'd like to take this moment to apologize to him for ruining his life.

▲
▲▲

>>690993972
Suuuure anon, sure.

>>690993972
Fuck you skeltin

>>690992902
Fuck dude this was a really terrible story

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>>690993972
Yeah whatever. Fucking skele. Cant trust a single one of em.

>>690994448
Not even yourself.

>>690993972
Here's a beer and a mop, Cheers Chuckles.

>>690992450
It appears the summer queers are upon us.

Kicked a dudes teeth in when i had my composite toe shoes on.

>>690992534
So you choked his naked asshole and then grabbed it later? Are you two still together faggot?

>>690993635

Lol kek screenshot while at it and send to police

Someday fighting with my little brother he hited me in the leg while i was playing guitar so i took my electric guitar and hited him as an axe hit and broke his arm.
Sory very much P.

>>690994386
I lead a really mediocre life,
but unlike probably most of the stories
ITT this actually happened

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>>690983501
Worked nights at WalMart during the holidays several years back as a second job. It was one of the old ones so it wasn't 24 hours. Saw an ex of mine with her new douchebag guy and got pissed. Saw them looking over in the condom area and they strolled away. I went back to crafts and got one of those long thin needles. Poked it through every box and every rubber in them. They venture back after they thought I had left and they grabbed the one I knew I had done some damage with. Got let go right after Christmas along with the rest of the seasonal help. Saw her out a couple months later with this big belly and him looking like he was trapped. Felt good until I realized I hadn't gotten rid of all the boxes I had fucked up. There must of been a couple dozen bitches running around pregnant and just as many guys with that blank ass stare they have when they realize they are stuck.

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>>690993069
who, me bait?

>>690983501
I'm a dentist. I've face fucked a patient while she was knocked out and came on her face. I went to therapy the very next day and couldn't look at myself in the mirror for weeks

I accidentally castrated a guy from kicking him.

>>690995065
Nice made up sorry faggot

>>690992706
I usually go for crazy. Keeps life interesting.
One of my exes used to steal my condoms out the trash to try and get pregnant.
She ended up getting someone else to knock her up months after we broke up and claimed it was mine.

>>690994900
>Implying anything on this site isn't fiction...

>>690995065
If this is true then you're a fucking idiot and you should kill yourself immediately.

Do you even regret that shit?

>>690991677
Pics of chick?

>>690992351
You should have got a handy.

>>690995198
please kill yourself this isn't a joke

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I was dating a 15yo virgin when I was 16, she would blow me but penetration we did Xanax and fooled around. The next day she remembered nothing so I lied and said we fucked w penetration and acted mad she forgot. She cried for hours that she didn't remember her first time. After she calmed down I convinced her we should fuck all the time now. That was like 10 years ago we broke up and she's a total whore now.

tl;dr I raped a girl without actually raping her

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>>690994548
Oh fuck what if you're right

>>690995065
You're wack as.fuck for that

>>690995198
Don't worry anon, we've all been there, casually minding our own business when a random dude's balls crash land onto our feet. Like you said. Accident.

>>690995378
I actually thought about it.

>>690995555
Quaaaadsss

>>690987078
Because this is 4chan where those things are never taken seriously

>>690995542
don't defend this piece of shit

>>690995065
Amen. Balls of steel anon. Glad it worked out for you.

>>690993401
Found the white knight.

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>>690992902
Top kek

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>>690992902
Pictured Alex solowitz while reading this
Made it much improved

>>690995879
Nope. Im not that guy but youre just a cunt.

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>>690995411
>I raped a girl without actually raping her
millions keks

>>690992902
Lol yeah sure, time to wake up faggot. You probably wished that was true but you were really the "asshole" in the story and you just reversed the roles.

>>690983501

I poisoned my teacher with a windex orange. She almost died.

probably a tie between secretly recording my sister naked in her room while she changed in college AND convinced my drunk off her ass ex-girlfirned to rub her passed out brother's cock while on vacation

>>690996147
That's Mr. Cunt to you. #prayforwhiteknight

>>690995065
Fuckin madman

Fucked a married bitch, husband finds out, he takes an overdose, dead fag.

>>690996976
This is awesome if true.

>>690994775
Well that's a little contrived

But the fact that his name was Cox helps your case

>>690996976
Ayy lmao

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>>690995065
>implying people dont notice a bunch of holes in the fucking box
nigga are you some kind of retard. i dont care how small the niddle is, there will be obvious holes.

>>690993743
no we are not

>>690996796
video now

>>690983501
I was flirting with a girl few years ago in the night of the new year. I was obviously drunk and the girl was too. We started kissing and I was planning to fuck her but my SJW friend didn't like that for some reason. He told me we had to go quick because something was happening. I told him I didn't have time to get the girl's number and he replied she gave me her number 30min ago (i was very drunk so i trusted him). Turned out she didn't give me her number and he didn't give me any explanation.

Few month after that he was flirting with a 4-5/10 girl, he was very attracted to her (he's not a very handsome guy). I jumped into the conversation, started talking to the girl like he wasn't here and 10min later i was kissing her right in front of him. We also fucked and i made sure to tell him the day after how good sex was.

>>690995170
Ever just wanted to... I don't know.. Have regular sex with a client ?

>>690993972
Dude, people like you should be banned.
Fucking spooky man.

>>690997371
video is gone. it was 10 years ago now. kinda wish i had kept it. there is something special about cumming to your sister's naked body

>>690997410
#WINNING

>>690992450

Gay Butt Pirate

>>690996916
>Whiteknight
>Anti SJW
>Anti false rape accusers
Wat.

i cheated on my girlfriend while she was in the mental hospital

>>690997578
Props to you sir, you truly are a degenerate.

>>690990608
I thought he just got her pregos so they got married and he fucks her to this day

Sexually assaulted my cousin. She's cool with it now, many years later.

>>690995198
Story??

>>690985543
my mom died of brain cancer when i was 14. how old were you anon.

>>690994165

It's call a pillow, nigga.

>>690991342
Yeah, this happened, sure.

>>690998009
I think you typo'd... You meant he.

>>690997666
Thanks satan

>>690993972
lol whatever you say skeletanon

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12 years ago. I told my youngest cousin to smell gas cause it makes me feel silly.
We go into the shed and huff gas my older cousin catches on and wants to join.
He's a fucking sperg so I decline. He gets mad and starts doing it anyway.

I leave and he's there with his little brother huffing gas when his strict ass mom walks out.

She flips absolute fucking shit. He blames it on me but I'm outside playing in the sand and she calls him a liar.


I swear that one moment ruined his entire life. She started treating him like a criminal and every time he got in trouble for normal kid stuff she overreacted and whooped his ass and grounded him etc. now he's addicted to some kinda drug and we haven't heard from him in 5 years.

>>690998293
Nah, don't mention it. The fact you cock blocked him made her a 6 tho.

>>690997851
yeah...

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>>690996532

>>690992902
>lying this hard on the internet

how fucking sad is your life? did you drive away in your lambo afterwards to a EDM festival?

>>690998034
Heel to the groin. Found out at school he had to have his testicle removed

>>690983501
Moar tits!!!!

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>>690998904
11/10

Fucked my wife's sister

One time my lil brother and his friends were drinking at home (2 grills 1 other guy). Obviously parents were out.
>I went down stairs with a bottle of Whisky
>They quite noticeably weren't used to drinks other than light beer
>I induce them into start drinking like grownups
>1st guy black out
···nice···
>1 grill blacks out
···great···
>brother starts to make out with the other chick
>I sit back and keep watching
>chick takes his dick out
>he blacks out
>she starts to blow him
>apparently he can't get an erection
>walk on to her with some more to drink
>she sips it like water by now
>swipe my dick out
>she falls on the couch and blacks out
>fuck her
>fuck the other one
>try to find out if the other guy can get a boner
>he can
hmm
>put his pants on
>put my bro pants on
>try to fap with the mouth of the first grill
>it doesn't work but i'm satisfied
>dress them up
take my almost empty bottle back upstairs and left

Some time later I found out that the second chick got pregnant and married her bf
>what a cuck

>>690998938
but why?

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Undressed my sister when she was sleeping and I used to take her hand to masturbate me.
I often touch her tits when she was sleeping.
I spy her in shower too
Sorry if my english is bad, im frenh

>>690998938
i hope you die a humiliating and painful death and i hope that all the world stops to laugh at you for it your a terrible person

I live with a woman who believes im into her, and even calls me her bf, but I only fuck her when I have no other options, and she thinks I'm packing to go visit my dad in Texas but I'm gonna move to tennessee to start a life with her former college roommate

>>691000447
nice

I haven't had enough contact with humans to do anything bad

>>691000763
I occasionally feel bad, but then I remember this is the woman who cheated on me when I was 14 with an abusive ex and got pregnant.

>>691000844
It's not that hard. When I set out to be a shit person (one night stands by using relationship as bait) I just tell myself I'm note and they're not them. I'm in my head watching a movie in first person, and I get to write the script.

>>691000388
Yea I think we all have high hopes for outselves bud but that's the way of the world buddy

>>690988708
ggrrreaat

>>690988708
story

>>691001662
what the hell does this have to do with high hopes

Kinda dumb story but I grew up being bullied and got really bitter, around high school I started working out more, grew my hair out and people started to like me but I hated the majority of them.

The group of people I did like would all sit together at lunch and there would be this annoying shit head that would join us occasionally. Noone liked him, we all joked with each other and took shots at each other but he'd get all personal and be a dick about it.

One day one of the obnoxious kids from another table ran up with told us he stole the kids book tin which had all of his stuff in it, everyone was debating what we were going to do with it. The notion to take a shit in it was brought up and everyone laughed, I said I'd do it. They thought I was joking but I took it into the bathroom and left a fat log on his homework.

Obnoxious kid left it back near the outside tables where he'd see it on top of a trashcan. We waited by the window and watched as he grabbed it angrily then opened it and saw my shit, he got mad then stormed off.

Few days later his mom pulled him out of school, he never graduated, went into the military, then died.

He still thought we were his friends and never knew it was me, I still regret this every day.

>Tl;dr: I shit in a kids book tin and his mom pulled him out of school because he got bullied, he went in the military and got killed.

>>690987078
Poor impulse control

>>690995065
Bullshit, there is no fucking way you opened every fucking box of condoms in the store and poked a fucking hole through each and every single one without looking suspicious as fuck for the cameras. Nice made up sorry nigger. I appreacite the effort.

>>690995170
if thats true youre fucking sick in the head

>>690996976
post link to story pls

>>690993635
lurkin

>>690983501
i passed this thread several times now. Whats her name, those boobs are probably the best rack I've ever seen.

This girl tried to ruin my life and hurt me constantly so i tore her apart mentally bit by bit till i finally convinced her to try to drown herself..... sadly she lived

>>690983501
Making them mentally ill

>>690990608
Except the part where the damaged condom rolls down your dick and basically just bunches up into a cock ring.
Pulled that one on my gf a couple times, every time successfully played it off as defective.
Also she is on the pill and just makes me use condoms out of paranoia, so she isn't going to get knocked up.

>>690983501
I told someone to go to 4chan.org/b

>>690983501
I took the last piece of gum from the pack they were saving

>>690990608
You know how I know you're a virgin? You don't realize a torn condom just bunches up at the base of your dick.

>>691003829
was that supposed to be funny?

>>690983501
too much. im evil.
i dont feel remorse but i know i should.

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Post a females number on her with pics, including a nip slip pic.

Pic related

>be 4 years ago
>be greenway high
>start seeing this Filipino girl
>fuck like crazy for a month
>ask her if I can cum in her to get her pregnant and be mine forever
>She starts crying and says yes
>she ends up pregnant
>leave her the next day after she tells me

I was 16 the time

>>691004253
Here you dropped this shadow the hEDGEhog

>>690992067
Your probably a fag that got mad because he wanted you to actually learn KYS

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>>690983501
well currently

I like to find old torrents i have
re upload them or find dying ones
then I wait for people to start DL them from me being the only seeder
change file priority so important files up load last
let them get to 80% as fast as they can (ex: eta 20 min)
then set my up load to 500kbs ( ex: eta 3 days)
until 95%
then i kick and bad them (ex: eta never)

Came on my friends toothbrush and watched her brush her teeth

I beat up a retarded person once. He was really annoying me so I punched him in the face until he cried. I don't feel that bad. He was really annoying.

>>691002436
Dont be guilty anon. It's all in the past

>>691000244
more pics of her

>>690997578
post pic of sister's body in bikini

>>690993315
MOAR!!

>>691004558
Calm down there satan

>be me 17 (underage and b) currently 21
> Be poor fag wanting to trade my Samsung captivate slide for something "better" on Kijiji.still my favorite phone tbh
>Some asshole offers me shitty flip phone
> I say fuck off mines a smart phone. You need a better ogre.
>bum Calls me a nerd.
>Use his email to try to password recovery.
> His security question was what town was your mother born in.
>Lololol it's all ogre now

>>690983501
>What's the worst thing you have ever done to another human being?

It was my job to sell apple laptops to the mindless sheep customers... I think i'm going to hell for it.

>>690995879
not that guy but fuck dude he's right. Even sending that fucker to the hospital is fine, burning down his car or some shit but you don't accuse someone of pedophilia or rape, that's just some cunt shit.

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>>691004446
Also posted her full name

redrum.
I forgot the specifics seeing as I was set on fire and jumped out of a window after. I'm back all reincarnated n stuff so it's OK. I went to jail for it on an unrelated crime to cover up.

>>690994961
You got drunk and beat an asshole up
Cucked him
And made him pay for property damage
Kinda cool

>>691005628
They're as good as any other laptops, you faggot fucking libtard.

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>>691005628
Nah, nigger, those fucks deserved it.

>be 17
>at party
>super drunk
>girl that I know likes me is there
>we start dancing and grinding
>she asks me to come upstairs
>not thinking. surewhynot
>get in a room
>she pulls down my pants
>forgot I still had my boner hiding apparatus on from school
>she sees it
>runs downstairs
>tells everyone at school
Fuck my life

And yes I am still a virgin

>>691004080
This

>>690990540
Sounds a lot like the plot "Mean Creek" ...which on a side note is a great movie

>>691000244
>when she was sleeping and I used to take her hand to masturbate me.
>I often touch her tits when she was sleeping.
how the fuck couldn't she have known?

>>690995065
Ultimate ruse anon congrats

>>690991342
>relatively fit
>would eat cheese for dinner - just cheese
She wouldn't stay relatively fit.
It's easy to be fit when you're young, you can actually eat pizza a few times a week and it's no big deal. When you're 30, that will turn you into a whale really quickly. Even earlier if you're doing something retarded like eating only cheese for dinner every day.

>>690991962
This

>>690995198
Were you playing Roshambo

>>690986256

As quickly as possible, fag.

>>691006091
boner hiding apparatus? please divulge.

>>691000244
Nice dubs, you cheese eating surrender monkey.

Apology for poor english, but where were you when john lenin dies?

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>>690983701
fpbp

>>691006091
Nice pasta

>>690988375
Was she an emo girl?

I dated a young beautiful girl from a broken family. I was the first one to care about and truly love her. Dealt with her cutting, telling her that no matter what she was still beautiful to me. For two and a half years I was there to help her, her guardian angel which was also our song.
Then I started doing drugs.... it was fun until I started playing the "High Game" with her. Basically seeing if I could be high around her without her noticing to see if she could tell the difference. She always could. I didn't care. She made me promise to stop. I realize now that she didn't want to see me go down the same road and hospital visits she went through. All I saw was her limiting me, preventing me from becoming who I was ment to be.
Spring break 2014 She was in Florida and I took some acid with some friends. Thought I tripping and thought I was the Pope for a number of reasons. I called her and broke up with her while in pope mode. I l was confused and took back what I said but it did the damage. So I just cut her off. I never game her an explanation for anything and I became stone cold despite seeing her every week for german dance practice (we are still going to Germany together). 2 and a half years later I just turned my back on her. I didn't think she would understand and I wanted to be free from the deathmarch to the mass grave. She still hates me but I think under it she still cares.

>>690985543
this isnt a feels thread nigger gtfo

>>691006091
Noice m8 10/10 would read again dank asf

>>691006521
A tampon put into my anus with the string tied around my penis, it keeps it from sticking up

>>690992566
so, you're a rapist.