what do i say /b/??dubs chooses
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what do i say /b/??
dubs chooses
>>690961627
Being too cool for school
Say 'i needed /b/'s help to make myself look cool'
>>690961627
"I stole someone's heart"
>>690961744
Windows.rar
>>690961744
Well that was fast
>>690961784
ROLLING FOR YOU
>>690961744
Probably get a kek out of that one OP, don't fuck it up
>>690961933
Consider yourself checked
>>690962011
Too l8 m8
>>690961744
"murdering pussy"
child molestation
>>690961744
>>690961933
>>690962011
Dis Gon Be Gud
>>690962053
AM I BEING DETAINED?
ill letchall know when/if i get a response
Does OP wanna get laid, or be a child?
>>690961627
I was gonna have a wank to the gorilla exhibit at the zoo, but it turns out I was just jacking it to the nigger family down the street. You ever have one of those days?
>>690962161
>message sent 1 hour ago
>message received 5 minutes ago
>>690962161
I shot a nigger cause he was black
So if I come over can I murder your pussy like Richard rameraz
public masturbation
>>690962315
you cant read into that stuff anon, people who actually have lives dont fixate over respond time on texts
>>690961784
This
I raped the girl that let me in her house
>>690962530
>people who actually have lives
i had a life back then, wasn't that different from what it is right now. Sorry man to me >>690962315 is always relevant. I don't know if it's just me, but it's been like this forever
why do i suck at tinder guys. teach me game
Spider-Man
>>690962674
thats kinda too obvious
>>690963024
Just ask her what she is doing later today.
Girls aren't always so complicated, at least not on tinder of all places...
>>690963024
stop using tinder, go out, make some friends
>>690963174
>Go out
Fuck off normie
>>690963024
Try not talking like a nigger.
>>690963246
> Fuck off normie
Get fucked casual
>>690963024
if she swiped you that means she's interested. Use texting for logistics only. If you ask right away to meet up you can hook up the same night you matched. But if you wait to long and try to get her attracted trough text, you're going to have a bad time
>>690963246
>normie
oh look another newfriend, your family still paying for your rent eh?
>>690962814
I forget to respond for hours on end sometimes. Its just a matter of what the individual determines the importance of texting as a whole is. when I dont respond its not because I dont like a specific person, its because texting as a whole is faggot shit and Id rather talk in person
>>690963317
If I got fucked I wouldn't be on this shit website with you faggots.
I still love you though
>>690963340
This, i've made like 5-6 girls stop responding because of wasting too much time on small talk.
>>690963508
>texting as a whole is faggot shit and Id rather talk in person
yes. that's what i'm doing lately
Op is phaggot
>>690963639
Yup. She's already interested so the more you say, the more chance you say something dumb and fuck it up. However if you meet up, she can't just stop texting, she's already invested in you just by showing up. That's when you put your tongue down her throat. Get touchy and feely, then invite her back to your place for "snacks" or "to see my cat" or whatever the excuse. it doesn't matter at that point what you say really, since you both know what's going to happen once she enters your mancave
>>690963989
No he isn't faget
>>690964181
Say bitch come back for some snacks
>>690964429
"Ive got chocolate, ice cream and wine at my place bitch"
>>690961627
You know The Black guys in prison learned me some tricks
dubs gets response
>>690964711
We got fruit snacks, snack packs, or triscuts if you're a whole grain bitch.
>>690965759
that means i can show you the kitten in my house and get some snacks? :winkface:
>>690965564
Rerolllllll
>>690965759
Look bitch lets just fuck already.
wombo ubba banana bumbo kfc wumbo nigga ubbo wubbo
Are you used to rough sex? c:
>>690965759
Let's skip the bullshit. When you want to come over for some snacks?
>>690965976
Rolll
>>690965759
What about big black cocks?
>>690965987
Reroll
nothing like a good nut
>>690966011
winrar
>>690965759
Then you'd love my cock
I raped a circus monkey. He didn't survive.
>>690966011
Win
You see, I'm a Super Saiyan and I wouldn't want to hurt you.
>>690966327
roll
>>690966327
rolling
>>690962814
You sir are a high schooler. No grown ass man cares about response time.
>>690965759
I want to have sex with your boyfriend
how about 3p?
allright you bastids
Show me your boobs?
>>690966614
solid approach
>>690966614
can't wait for her response. I've had mixed results with being bold, usually they respond well tho
>>690966614
This thread sucks
>>690966614
if she ain't interested in this high level flirting she's dumb af
>>690966900
don't say that nigger
>>690966611
WINRAR
>>690967087
Please noo
