Ask a hitman anything.
>>690960204
What's the going rate for Trump?
>>690960204
Why are you lying on the internet?
>>690960204
When is your math homework due?
>>690960204
how much would it cost for you to leave this thread and kill yourself op?
>>690960689
Oh, so you think I'm lying? I suggest you not leave your house tomorrow, because unfortunate things might happen.
What's the answer to who's the faggot:
>A. OP
>B. OP
>C. OP
>
>>690960204
whats a good recipe for a silky smooth hummus?
>>690961351
omg im crying
>>690960204
Why are you bald?
>>690960204
Whats your agent number?
>>690960204
how much? free sambple?
>>690960204
Were you born gay?
>>690960204
What job do you have
>>690961876
1337
>>690961752
Don't do it anon he's from the internet it must be true
>>690960204
What's your favorite episode of Blossom?
>>690960204
how big is your femenine dick?
>>690961351
haha, fag
>>690961969
>>690960204
Did you really kill someone for $46?
>>690960204
are you worried about starting high school in september??
>>690962136
3 inches
>>690960204
when's the last time you fucked Natalie Portman?
>>690960204
Ok, what's it like being 12?
>>690962244
Can I borrow your book anon
>>690962244
check em
>>690962244
How did you know, dub dubs
>>690960204
do you know any hitwomen?
>>690962170
See that fucking laser on your chest Kevin? One more word and ur ded.
Hard or soft tacos?
>>690960204
lol does all your pics come from google images
>>690962485
Hard choice
>>690962566
checked
>>690962448
Checkered
>>690961351
worst bait ever. if it's even a bait. I wouldn't have respect for you even if you actually would kill him, considering the fact that the former hitman that you are can't kill a man if he is in his house. god damn I just took the bait. fuck you
>>690962244
why do you have three of the same book??
fucking retard
>>690962566
Yes, I uploaded them.
>>690960204
Bottom or Top Bitch?
What is trips and what is dubs? Legit question for a newfag. Answer me you fucks
>>690960204
do you touch your penis with your sisters elbow?
>>690962485
Soft
>not op
>>690962358
for 10 bucks a day..
>>690962381
these books tell you all you need to know
>>690962813
Fuck you use common sense
>>690962448
Name isn't Kevin, faggot.
>>690962865
Let you down there
>>690961351
But if you're a hitman, wouldn't someone have to put a hit out on him? Christ, you say you're a hitman but you literally just proved you have no idea what a hitman even does. People like you should die.
>>690962244
CHECKED
>>690960204
I am a Poet, Did not you Know it?
why is there a 1 dollar bill in the envelope?
is that briefcase your weapon of choice?
nice beretta paper weight.
>>690960204
does sex cost extra?
>>690960204
do you support the Wall?
>>690962813
last two digits of your post number must match to be dubs so 3 for trips 4 for quads so on.
Do you think about the stuff you gonna buy from the money you get for the murder while you are doing the job?
>>690962980
Haha funny guy, he's already dead. Stop pretending to be Kevin, Michael.
>>690962965
I left it at home. I'm also autistic so it makes it tough
>>690960204
here is an old one
who's your favorite pony?
>>690962813
fucking kill yourself
I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts *diddly dee*
There they are just standing in a row *bumpbumpbump*
Big ones, small ones, some as big as your head!
>>690963151
Don't give our secrets to normies you ass
>>690960204
Thanks Blahino.
>>690963151
Thanks, I'm autistic
>>690962813
these ^^
ya big goober
How many GBP does it take to get tendies in your parent's household?
>>690960204
>at least how many kills
>what are some common kill methods
>what's research like
>how much to you use money to compensate for doing things yourself
>are you your own hitman, or do you work for someone
>what's the pay like
>how comfortably do you live
>do you like what you do
>do you have hobbies
>what's your personality type based on https://www.16personalities.com/
>>690963259
Hi I'm autistic
>>690963389
Go back to 9chan or what ever it's called
>>690963264
GIVE THEM A TWIST A FLICK OF THE WRIST IT'S WHAT THE SHOWMAN SAID
>>690963312
I'm gunna hack you now cuz I have autism and ass burgers
>>690963485
Hello, autistic, I'm artistic.
This is now a dubs + get thread
>>690962244
>>690961998
>>690962220
>>690962258
>>690962448
>>690962566
>>690962822
>>690963116
>>690963255
>>690963375
>>690963389
>>690963554
Bye OP
>>690963471
Only one question per post Joshua.
>>690960204
What kinda gun is in the picture
Did you just read this book OP?
>>690963669
If I don't get I will walk to the store instead of driving.
>>690963785
This
>>690961351
>>690963669
Holy shit
>>690963862
Enjoy friendo
>>690963862
Fuck looks like I'm walking to Walmart 5km away
>>690962990
i dont use it all the time man...just when i need to
>>690963862
>>690963874
Famas CQB
>>690963954
I'm a man of my word
>>690961351
>When you lie more than bernie
>>690964114
Harsh reality
>>690964199
Nice dubs, I will depart in 15 minutes after my cs game
Wow by asking about dubs I made dubs. I'm gunna go buy lottery with my unemployment
>>690964032
Wrong you no hit man
>>690964199
Looks like I'm driving
>>690961351
Worst bait.
>>690960204
the pearl is in the river..i repeat..the pearl is in the river
ox
tango
foxtrot
charlie
37 is out
>>690964548
See you soon Bjergsen.
>>690961351
Who the fuck leaves their house anyway
>>690963669
those are not all dubs you dimwit
>>690964690
OP is a foxtrot alpha gamma gamma oscar tango
>>690960689
>>690964891
No one on /b/. This guy is a newfag and a liar.
>>690964953
kangaroo elk kangaroo
if you are real how much is a hit?
>>690964908
All but one and that one is trips
>>690964891
So that's why I don't know who the fuck are you.
Congrats! OP has Cable!
>>690963669
Are you fucking retarded
>>690963775
PAHAHAHAHHAHA im dying guess my name fuckboy you dont know shit
>>690965222
Are yew a wizerd?
>>690960204
Why do you pretend to be a hitman?
>>690963862
>>690963995
>>690964288
Make sure to warm up your legs before you head out.
Stay hydrated.
A light snack, like a square of two of chocolate helps some people before exercising.
Warm up your muscles, but don't forget to warm up your joints.
After warming up, do some light dynamic stretching, and as the dynamic stretching warms you up more, you can make it a little less light.
After you're warmed up, you can then proceed on your walk.
After your walk, remember to stretch statically. Once you get to light tension your muscle, hold it there for 10-30 seconds.
Don't forget to stretch your calves, and don't forget to stretch them well.
Don't forget about the small leg muscles, either.
stretch ankle to both sides, and also forward and back.
Don't forget about the big toe.
>>690965306
Nice damage control faggot.
>>690962714
obviously volumes 1, 2 and 3. you should hit the library and check one out sometime. might help with those singles you got there
>>690963669
theres only three dubs here you ass monkey..
>>690963669
Summertime, and the livings easy.