Waifu claiming thread.
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>>690952448
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Kyouko claimed.
>>690958073
Could you fuck off with these endless fucking boring"waifu" threads?
Yo
>>690957450
Who says it has to be?
>>690957487
Just shitposting and helping a friend on a magic deck
>>690957802
Just remember to ware gloves
>claim
Saber claim
Akiko claimed.
>>690958141
Nope
Literally impossible
Your mom goes to college
Best type moon claimed.
>>690958282
Nice claim.
>>690958298
god tier
>>690958223
That sounds like fun! Much more fun than having to figure mods
As always.
Tenryuu claimed
>>690958223
Never without them
>>690958038
Alles zwischen Vorgestezten denen mein momentaner Rangstatus nicht passt bis hin zu Kameraden denen mein Rang auch nicht so passen will
>>690958384
Ein wenig Alkohol und einmal ausschlafen hilft immer....ausschlafen....hab ich seit Jahren nicht mehr gemacht....
>>690958223
Fine, I suppose you can complement me on my ability to dodge complements.
I don't think I'd mind it that much
>>690958307
Nope she dropped out of college
>>690958262
Screw you
Sera is best waifu
Dio-sama...
>>690958158
perfect
>>690958249
God dammit
>>690958223
>Just shitposting and helping a friend on a magic deck
I was trying to make a Waste Not deck for casual and shits and giggles but I can't even decide if RB, RBU or BU would be more appropriate, I kind of want to build 3 decks and see what feels better.
It's been a long time since I last built an MtG deck and this is so much more complex than hearthstone.
Claiming the biggest whore
>>690958644
>Screw you
Yes, yes, sadly i will have to decline.
Go ask Iowa or something.
>>690958073
Thanks for the Threads
Taric told me it was too early to go Ham
I'm playing Kalista
this cunt is an incompetent sack of shit and I hope he dies a painful death.
>>690958672
depends on who you ask
>>690958855
That would be OP you're claiming.
>>690958806
Chen is a slut.
Shiro claimed.
>>690958586
Moin moin, heut scheints ja besonders gut zu gehen!
>>690958855
l-lewd
And it's not even a real ship.
>Homuroll of love
Claiming
>best gun waifu
>>690958522
The problem is he wants to work on a low budget
>>690958586
And be sure to aim for the femoral artery
>>690958625
Ok!
You can dodge complements really well! <3
>>690958847
Hm, UB is good for that, but UBR opens up a lot of options
>>690959076
>>690958989
Sure.
I doubt it.
>>690958972
AHH COME ON I'M TRYING TO EAT TOMATO SOUP YOU ASSHOLE
>>690958744
Too slow anon
>>690959076 (You) (You)
>>690959091
>best gun waifu
That's not delicious brown Shiki
>>690959261
Is it expensive then?
>>690958859
You say no
But your waifu says yes
>>690959091
Aren't guns your trigger?
>>690959264
Allies ships don't have souls --> not real ships.
>>690959372
Thanks Jibril, and a (you) to you.
>Homuroll of faith
>>690958586
Hört sich geschissen an. Keine Idee wie man die Situation verbessern könnte?
>>690959261
Thanks!
And you're really good in making compliments
>>690959091
Spooked
Im the biggest slut here
>>690959373
>brown Shiki
You mean nigger Shiki?
>>690958174
hello discount azusa
>>690959727
Triggered
>>690959385
He wants to build a good rafiq voltron for 50
>>690959592
Aw, thanks!
>>690959733
That would be Mizore
>>690959261
I wanted red mostly because of Burning Inquiry and Reforge the Soul, not sure if they are that good but they seem fun at least.
>>690959733
That's good with me.
>>690959727
>not going to end of series
>kek
>>690959773
Oh shit it's about to go dowm
>>690959335
i take it you dont like feet still a solid waifu though
>>690959076
Oh Junge, du glaubst es nicht, aber mir geht es so gut, ich habe heute schon 3 Stricke geknüpft und meine Kugel liegt griffbereit neben mir. Die letzten Tage auch kaum gezockt, also sollt eich eventuell über Selbstmord nachdenken. Aber dann gibt es noch jemanden der mich doch davon abhält, was ja auch okay ist
>>690959261
Yeah, i'm pretty skilled to hit this zone.
>>690959592
Eventuell mir Respekt verschaffen (wegen Faulheit nicht machbar und ich hasse meine Kameraden einfach), oder einfach im Rang aufsteigen und sie bald meine Toilette putzen lassen
>>690959972
>Finishing that mediocre shit anime
Kek
>>690959860
>completely have no idea what this means
Oh I see
>>690960033
Speak English or fuck off
>>690959860
No Problem!
>>690960033
Letzteres hört sich lustiger an. Also go go, lass sie deine Toiletten putzen.
>>690960167
Nein
Claiming my idol and waifu.
>>690959860
Im sorry , i dont know her
>>690959895
I only love big black dicks
>>690959875
In a waste not deck, yes they would
>>690960033
Bleeds them out in less than a minute
>>690960160
Do you play Commander?
Or just casually?
>>690960167
No
That's Spanish for "no"
>>690960363
<3
>>690960363
It's one of the rules fuck stick.
I'm reporting it.
>>690958855
>mfw there's another Iowa-fag and he's a cuck.
>>690960123
>to afraid to post waifu when trashtalking
doublekek
>>690959530
You will never win this.
>>690958989
How does it feel to be so wrong?
>>690960461
What do you think about swerve? That's another spell that I wanted to include for the fun factor but I'm worried it won't save my arse from every situation like a regular counter.
>>690959773
That would be sandnigger Shiki, kebab Shiki or kike Shiki.
>>690960461
You're cute
>>690960465
Ist gut. Tue was du nicht lassen kannst <3
>>690959972
SaO, the mediocre but pretty series ended at episode 15.
>>690960751
How does it feel to be so cute?
I hope you studied today too.
And to think threads like this exist outside of summer.
taking doggo out brb
>>690961084
>Ist gut. Tue was du nicht lassen kannst <3
I can always spam the thread with propaganda for hours again.
>>690961101
And then picked up again in the second season for all of one arc.
>>690960033
Sieh es positiv, immerhin funktioniert deine Feinmotorik noch!
Nutze diese Erkenntnis, um doch lieber wieder zu zocken.
>>690960751
This wasn't even my final form. Just you wait until next thread!
>>690960446
Maybe he will be on later. Just ask how much a slut he is.
>>690960751
It can be hilarious in the right moment, so maybe a two of?
>>690961084
Love you!
>>690961339
I watched the first episode of season 2, it was the same terrible writing and from what I gather from reviewers/ /a/ it doesn't improve.
>>690960461
>I have no idea what is happening
>>690961476
Okay now, that's not complimenting but hitting on me.
>>690961574
It really didn't improve. I hated it. It was only funny for the memes they made afterwards like Asada-san
Also, I watched the Movie with your waifu. For some reason my usual anime website didn't have the normal anime so I'll go look for it later.
>>690961574
To each their own then. I enjoyed it, even if it wasn't the best.
>>690961758
I hope you started with 1 and not something weird like Mirai Fukuin
>>690962187
>>690961758
You are really fun to hit on!
There that's both
>>690961740
Shit. You only play Magic casually, don't you?
>>690962187
Moo
>>690962187
Eat a dick faggot
Obligatory Ako claim , Ako is my waifu for laifu
>>690962187
Exellence
>>690961912
That reminds me I have to finish Kara no Kyoukai. I watched the first 3 but then I got busy and I forgot to continue
>>690961912
There are more movies? God dammit, I gotta look for all the movies and animes now since the only one available at my streaming site was...
Mirai Fukuin... The only thing regarding your waifu
>>690962295
Confusion is at maximum here now. Dammit Fran, stop that
>>690962246
Pet.
>>690962295
Mooo.
>>690962341
Wonderfulness.
>>690962432
Booby Brother.
>>690962618
You watched the one movie that had the least to do with the series, it was basically a cash grab that started out as an april's fools joke.
Stop using bad streaming sites and just download from Nyaa like a normal person.
>>690962764
How are you today, better?
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=yyeqT4KSKuw
>>690962295
>I don't even know what this magic is
Taking a shower in a women only house is confusing
There's 5 shampoo's and no shower gel
>claming yume
>>690962618
But why?
>>690962764
Getting HUGE?
>>690962976
I thought you did...
Oops
>>690962891
It's not a bad streaming site! It doesn't have any advertisement and even on my crap tablet it runs smoothly!
And downloading isn't my thing. It just eats space which I don't have
>>690963262
Because I obviously don't know how to respong to that!
>>690963262
I didn't want to seem rude and you looked like you was enjoying talking about it.
>>690963242(fag)
>>690961121
You tell me. I did study a lot harder than I usually do but it's not as much as I should. Still going to study more.
My biggest problem is trying to do everything at the same time slowing down much more than it would if I tried to do one thing at once.
>>690961382
The odds aren't in your favour.
>>690961476
Two of sounds good enough. I actually had an hilarious moment some days ago but I don't remember the card names at all. My opponent strategy revolved around turning lands into swamps and swamps into 1/1's before dealing 1 damage to every opponent creature, I had an instant that made made that one spell target their lands instead.
>>690963178
Getting some action I see
How many of them are related to you and how closely? I need the details
>>690963548
kek
>>690963425
Get an external you dick jockey.
Plank Husbando.
>>690962891
Good, same as always.
>>690963178
So you're a woman.
>>690963219
Hello, you doing anything right now?
>>690963262
Gonna be later tonight.
I claim all
>>690963425
You could always just post dank memes
>>690963449
I was trying to help, since you were spooked
Magic is a trading card game and can be expensive
>>690963583
Hm, as far as dumb strategies go, I want to build a Shared Fates deck, only control and defender creatures that starts to use its opponent's deck to win
Fran
>>690964073
Got anything planned for Midsummer?
>>690964073
Not really.
>>690964183
rell
>>690963583
Well, trips are 1% chance, so if I do this in 50 threads I already got 63,4%!
Miho claimed
>>690959091
>gun
>>690964404
Ah, stop using the maths. It hurts my brain.
>>690964486
Hey Miho
>>690964202
Oh yeah I remember seeing people play that at some conventions. It looks cool
>>690963548
>>690963766
>>690964257
>>690964778
>
>yume
C L A I M E D
>>690964404
Except this is not entirely random and my scripts won't let you get trips.
>>690964202
Wot? That's such a weird card, and what kind of sorceries would you place in that deck?
Meh.
>>690964640
But maths are fun, especially probability calculus!
>>690964962
Oh yea, when what are those?
>>690964257
Fire academy.
>>690964273
Cool, same here.
>>690964486
I have something to show you.
>>690964073
That's what I was doing yesterday, probably will jog later today
>>690964852
I must warn you it is as addictive as crack
>>690964962
Only play counterspells, creature removal, and defender creatures, and hand disruption. If you can resolve it while they don't have a way to remove it, they can't win
I would play it, but none of my friends play modern and I work fridays
>>690965204
How was the documentary?
>>690965204
Ha.
I'm being forced into the usual family celebration but free good food.
Rory-sama claimed
>>690964962
Try to manage your time, I guess.
You should just priorize what you think is important.
>>690964778
Hello.
>>690965204
> let me see.
>>690964937
>>690965465
RORY HALP! I DON'T REMEMBER THESE CATA MECHANICS FROM A DPS STANDPOINT! I NEVER LEARNED THEM! I ONLY TANKED CATA!
nagato claimed
>>690965524
I saw everything
>>690965897
I want to pet it.
>>690965712
Look up Icy Veins. Gives you every class rotation, talents and glyphs.
Dont stand in the fire, kill adds before the boss, read the dungeon journal.
>>690965296
Nice, I really need to workout tonight.
>>690965426
The best I've ever seen, downloaded it so I've always got it on hand.
>>690965434
Nice, sounds at least a little fun.
>>690965537
Reaction image I found in another thread.
-Holstaur.
>>690965897
Can I pet you
>>690965897
Kitty!
>>690966099
Bear
>>690965296
Yeah so are a few things, I might have to pick it up one day and take a closer look
>>690965979
>>690966094
>>690966099
No, you can't pet it.
>>690965897
>>690965979
>>690966094
>>690966099
I rape the cat
>>690966306
>Pets anyways
>>690965712
>cata
>>690965503
I can't really control myself from not alt-tabbing for too long.
>>690965296
I see, which formats do you usually play?
>>690966087
Oh thanks. I have didnt have that one.
>>690966306
Kitty!
>>690965465
Hey Rory
>>690966087
How else would you get HUGE
>>690966280
The lore behind it also switched between great and dumb, recently kinda dumb
Watching kabaneri of the iron fortress, actually pretty good
>>690966077
I know rotations for the most part. I'm just lost on the DPS related mechanics. I didn't really do a DPS till Pandaland. I tanked 95% of Cataclysm.
>>690966467
Ugh, you should. Stop being a stalker for half an hour.
I mean half of my team where pinging hysterically with the fucking giant DANGER ping careful shit thing and Yorick just decided "Wow I sure do I wonder why my allies are pinging to be careful, I should probably walk towards the giant red exclamation point"
I really don't wanna play more LoL but there's nothing else that I can do tbh
>>690966077
Basically the standard for every mmo boss ever
>>690966566
Kabaneri is surprisingly good, I agree. I Should watch the episodes I missed.
>>690966306
Pet.
>>690966432
Its a good watch if you've got the time.
>>690966491
Glad you like it.
>>690966566
Roids.
>>690966817
What rank are you?
>>690966817
so basically every Yorick player ever?
You could try some other free mobas and mmos to waste your time on.
>Chara
>>690966467
Commander, you?
>>690966840
I know right?
Someone actually made steampunk not shitty!
>>690967041
There are so many reasons not to do those
>>690966566
Shit, almost got pents
>>690965897
I couldn't help it ;-;
>>690966781
Fine! I will do that just because you asked.
>>690967282
Casual kek. I never really played anything competitive and the only time I played sealed was online with some generator.
>>690967041
I probably will soon.
>>690967113
Only silver III but I only played 10 ranked match in my life and it was just to be ranked, I pretty much only play normals, I should probably play more ranked if I actually wanna win though because I'm pretty sure that there would be a bit less people like that Yorick. I don't even wanna play LoL though, I'm just stuck with a shitty laptop that has bad fps on tf2.
>>690967217
I've played smite, dota 2 and Hots, but I get a metric shit ton of blue screens on Hots. I really don't wanna play more shitty free mobas, that's the only thing I've been playing in the past few months.
>>690963648
Not quite
I'm at my mom's and sister's house
>>690964073
>So you're a woman.
>
>>690967041
>Hugs
>>690966338
>>690967536
Thank you.
Here is your prize.
>
>>690967562
>Smite
Who's your favourite god Dio-sama?
>>690966767
Dungeon journal gives info on boss abilities and has mini guides.
>>690966566
Hey Fran
>>690966566
Oh my I see. Sounds not so great
>>690967282
Yeah! Only some characters are shittyand unreasonable.
>Who the fuck goes in the middle of a train full of human and announces I need blood to survive like our mortal enemies
>>690967562
Oh, understandable then. Maybe try some smartphone game? Even though they are shit most of the time?
>Once saw 5 same games in play store just going by different names, but everything else was the same
>>690967704
>at my mom's and sister's house
Sounds great tbh
Do you really have 4 sister's? Any of them underage?
i slept for 11 1/2 hours today
>>690967812
I have a samsung and I never even use it for anything other than calls and the steam guard bullshit.
>>690967751
Ao Kuang, his name sounded like some Hokuto no Ken villain name so I though "wew this gon b gud" and he's ended up being pretty cool.
>>690967536
Commander is fun, and can be between casual and cut throat.
The deck construction is that you choose one legendary creature as the commander. They start out side the deck and can be cast when ever, however each time they are removed you can return them to the commander zone instead of where they were sent to, but it makes them cost 2 colorless more to cast
The deck is 99 cards, and can't have any repeating cards that aren't basic lands or cards with colors that aren't in your commander
If your commander deals 21 damage to a player, they lose regardless of who much life they have left
That's basically it, and the card pool is any card printed aside for a short ban list
>>690967762
What are you up to?
>>690967788
It is really fun though
>>690967812
And Biba is just being a huge dick