>>690905744
>I had sex once
>wasn't that great
>masturbate 4 lyfe

>>690905744
>yesterday
>fucked a girl right in the pussy
shit was cash

>See OP's mum
>Fuck her in pussy
>Create OP
>Mfw I have faggot sperm

>had sex with girl i met at a bar
>woke up in her bed, she old af (around 45ish)
>walking out the house, see a photo
>turns out to be my bullies mum
my_sides.png

>been with gf for like 6 months to a year at this point
>standard cunnilingus in process
>one of the days when I can be arsed to put in extra effort
>dunno if something you can do with every girl since was dirty virgin scum before her, but her breathing pattern changes up which indicates the end is nigh
>tips over the edge
>holyfuck.tiff
>explosive orgasm
>literal stream, drenches me and the bed
>I freeze in disbelief
>she is red and rolling around in keks for a good minute plus
>ask if orange juice but nope, says feeling very distinctive
>mfw gf is a crazy squirter

>>690909250
>ask if orange juice but nope

what is wrong with you?

>>690909495
you're saying you enjoy drinking orange juice?

I sure know I don't

>>690905744
>Had a wank last night
>It was good

>meet girl
>insert penis into vagina
>mfw

>>690905744
>Schecter guitar
Faggot

>at party
>girl invites me to her place
>sleep on couch, with her on floor
>no moves made

>She gives me 10/10 blowjob
>Shit was cash
>Have that build up sensation
>Ignore the will to warn her
>Champagne.gif
>"You dun goofed anon"
>mfw

>be me
>be still in school
>had the same classmates for 12 years
>never spoken to any of the girls
>they've really grown up hot as fuck
>one of the girls wearing the sluttiest short shorts and open belly shirts
>she sits at the desk in front of mine with her girlfriend
>she reaches out to the desk in front of hers to talk about something
>her ass is up right in front of me
>the sexiest ass
>instant boner
>should i look away
>why should i look away she moved into my sight
>what if someone notices me staring at her ass
>panic
>i see a lip
>vagina slip
>my precum starts to drip
>never seen a vagina before and probably never will
>my only chance
>i keep staring
>hoping she reveals more
>what if someone notices me
>still panicking
>keep inspecting every detail of her ass as it moves
>and the partial lip
>that uncontrollable arousal yet fear of being noticed
>jizz in my pants
>fuck fuck fuck
>what do i do now
>that felt so good
>what if someone notices
>is it noticeable
>i look down at my pants
>no wetness on the jeans
>its good
>i should go to the bathroom
>get up
>walking past her desk to get to the bathroom
>she was getting up too without looking where she's going
>she bumps into me with her breasts
>she's shorter than me
>"oh"
>she looks straight at me
>"sorry"
>"my bad"
>her face is so beautiful

>>690912665
cont

>i can see her overboob
>she touched me with her breasts
>she walks out of the classroom as well
>i follow her
>i can see her ass move left and right as she walks
>what if someone notices me staring
>she's just walking in front of me, nothing i can do
>she's going to the bathroom as well
>she enters the girls bathroom
>i go into the boys bathroom
>holy shit i just talked to a girl
>i touched her boobs
>i remember the sensation of her boobs against my chest
>i will never forget
>raging boner
>i rub one out in the bathroom while thinking of her
>shes in the bathroom right now, probably taking a piss
>out of that perfect vagina
>i wish i was urine
>i finally talked to a girl
>keep masturbating to her for the next 5 months

>>690909968
so your gf squirts orangejuice looking liquid.... I recommend not drinking that ever

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>i fuckd this bitch last nite tho
>i was clappin
>hyuaua

>be girl
>dont need to ask, just gotta shake my ass
>feelsgoodman.jpg
>get it from by man whenever i please

>go on cam site (misolosex, local site)
>fap to porn and broadcast
>join a guy's channel
>chat and fap
>he lives 15 minutes away from me, coincidentally
>i'm horny and he is too
>he suggests he come over
>"ok"
>never did anything gay but was curious
>he comes over
>he's pretty good looking. i'm nervous.
>he smalltalks about his love for fighting sports
>he says he came here for something
>i suggested going upstairs
>he lies down and lowers his sweatpants
>i go down on him. he's sweet. moans. lets me work
>his dick is average, perfect, tastes great
>after about 10 minutes he asks "can i take your ass?"
>i kinda wanted to keep blowing him but said ok
>i lie down on my stomach
>he puts on a condom
>i give him lube and he lubes himself
>he positions on top of me, pronebone style
>he guides his dick and it rests on my asshole
>he pushes and i feel it pushed against my asshole
>he grabs me and pushes harder and it slides inside me
>he fucks my ass for about 10 minutes
>he cums

it was my first time with a guy, and i didn't cum, but it was so cool. i never found him again on the site. i wish i did. i would let him fuck me again. if you recognize yourself in this story let me know lol.

>>690905744
checked
>girl and I working late in the shop at our college
>she's mentioned being into rapey stuff before
>just us in the shop, she's peeing
>wait for her to leave, want to sneak up behind her and scare her shitless
>as I'm following her, get great idea
>sneak up behind her, grab her around the waist, put one hand over her mouth, lift her (she was light af, technically a little person too)
>take her into this side room nobody uses, bend her over the counter
>pull down her pants just enough to see her cute butt
>pull out dick, shove in her asshole without lube
>still have hand over her mouth, she can't complain
>start fucking her in earnest, whispering in her ear how I own her now, and how she's such a slut since it went in so easy
>eventually pull my hand away, she starts screaming in roleplay
>"don't rape me," "that's my ass, please Sir don't," etc.
>remember, nobody's here
>remembering this myself, say to her "scream all you want, slut, nobody's going to hear you"
>start ramming the absolute hell out of her, fucking hard and fast
>eventually, her coccyx starts wobbling
>thatsnotsupposedtohappen.edu
>after a while of this (I take forever to finish btw), she eventually tells me she feels like something isn't right and that I need to stop
>friends come to the shop literally like three minutes later
>they almost walk in on her masturbating furiously over the event, she tells them she was putting in a tampon

And that's how I "faux-raped" my last ex. We were a fucked up couple; the sex was the most tame part of our relationship tbh.

>2 years ago
>some 4th of july festival thing on the river
>watching some shitty staind-esque cover band
>group of what looks to be middle schoolers seated next to me
>one of them asks me for a cigarette
>cute, blonde, a little bit chubby, perky little ass and tits, braces
>sure, i'll contribute to your delinquency
>tells me she's turning 15 in august
>next thing i know i'm rawdogging this girl in the bed of my truck
>dick as hard as it's ever been
>railing this little girl so hard her asscheeks are turning red
>says she can feel it in her cervix
>about to blow the hugest load ever seen
>can't pull out not yet
>blow half my load inside her
>get dressed and go home
>never see or speak to her again

i was 27 at the time. for all i know there's a 16 year old girl out there right now with my child.

1/3
>have a gf for just over 3 years
>live next to a guy who rents his house to tourists during the summer
>befriend one a group of german tourists that move into the house for the whole of august
>end up going to the beach almost daily with your gf and them (they are 3 guys btw)
>notice that your gf is getting along a little bit too much with one of them
>notice he's good looking, and I mean seriously good looking
>get jealous
>notice how he approaches her more and more, and enjoys playing around with her, whle she just giggles
>get very jealous
>you don't know how to react, in the end you end up acting like a dick
>your gf points your behaviour out, and you argue
>grow a bit distant with her... meanwhile it seems like she and the german guy get closer
>get very, very jealous.... nah, not anymore, this time you get WORRIED
>you try to calm down and act normally, however you keep feeling like you are going to lose her to the kraut
>you need to find out
>you decide to take her out for dinner and have a special night
>end up having sex, and while you're doing it:
>you ask her- "are you thinking about *kraut*"
>she doesn't answer, but you know that question excited her
>insist: "come on, tell me, are you imagining it's *kraut* that is fucking you" (you deliberately use dirty words in hope that it woud get you an honest reply)
>she says "no"
>it didn't sound very convincing, so you inisist a bit "are you sure?", "aren't you thinking that he'd fuck you better than me"
>notice how she gets more and more aroused until she shouts "YES!" and begins to say how she wants to get fck by *kraut*
>you freak out and cum
>she also orgasmed, but it seems like it wasn't enough for her because as soon as you pulled out she began rubbing herself until she climaxes again
>there's an akward silence
>she blushes, mumbles "good night" and turns around
>you try to sleep, but you can't because you know you are going to lose her, she will cheat on you with *kraut* eventually

>>690915483
2/3
>ask yourself what you can do
>you can't confront the germans because they outnumber you and you're aware you have always been and always will be a wimp
>you can't confront her because you know that will draw her closer to him and further from you
>you know you objectively can't compete with kraut
>you decide that sex between her and kraut is inevitable... however you realize that at this point that doesn't worry you, the only thing that you fear is losing her
>you panic, but you come up with a seemingly brilliant plan
>the following day you tell her that she can have sex with *kraut*, after all, you are never going to see him again, and if they have sex it will be under your consent and she won't have to cheat on you... in your mind, it seems logical that if she doesn't cheat on you then your reationship is going ok, and that if you don't allow her to have sex with *kraut*, she still will and it will all go downhill for both of you from then on
>she doesn't react well to it, but after calming down and after insisting on it for a bit, she admits she wants to and accepts
>that day, after we both go to the beach with the 3 germans, we invite *kraut* home
>you tell *kraut* that if she wants to have sex with your wife, you won't stop him
>you have dinner, and then you sit in the living room and chat
>you sit on a separate seat, while they sit together on the couch
>they start getting flirty, and you slowly exit the conversation, and resort to observe them from your seat in silence
>eventually *kraut* kisses her lips
>she smiles and kisses him back; they begin to make out
>your mind is freaking out and your body is soaking in cold sweat as you watch them go on, and on
>after a while, *kraut* stands up and lifts her up and tells her that they should go on to her room (your room!)
>they both leave the living room without saying a word or looking at you, and enter your room and close the door

>>690915483
>>690915601
3/3
>you stay in your seat all night, eventually falling asleep arond 5am (it wasn't even midnight when they went to your room)
>the next day there's an akward silence between you and her, until she breaks it by saying:
>"listen, it's better if you don't come to the beach today... *kraut* is leaving in 2 days, so I'm going to spend that time with him... it will only be 2 days"
>you can't say anything, you are unable to process the situation, you simply nod and look away
>she says she's sorry, she kisses your cheek and leaves
>after 2 days she's back, she seems happy and rejuvenated and acts like nothing ever happened
>slowly you leave the whole thing behind, it really seems like verything is back to normal
>however, you find that you are much more in love with her; after being so close to losing her you feel much more devoted to her
>one day she comes up with heartbreaking news: she says she's attracted to a coworker, and she wants to have sex with him, like he did with *kraut*
>you tell her you don't like the idea, as it was different in *kraut*'s case, since he was only going to be around for a few weeks
>she's upset, and becomes distant over the following days
>you realize you are losing her, and you DON'T want to lose her... you have to give in, you have to let her sleep with her coworker
>you tell her you give her the green light
>she begins having sex with her coworker
>shit sucks, but you learn to live with it, and you are happy that you still have her and your relatonship with her is seemingly going well
>she knows you are upset, but she cares about you... she slowly makes you somewhat enjoy the situation
>you begin to appreciate the slutty side of her, she makes it fun for you
>6 months go by you see this thread and post your story

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>>690905744
>be me
>20
>girlfriend 17
>her brother marries
>go there together
>get hotel room
>get drunk af on celebration
>she gets horny af
>go to hotel room
>be that drunk that you cant cum but still get a boner
>fuck her for like an hour
>bed
>floor
>shower
>balcony
>hotel lobby
>anon, my pussy hurts
>dont care continue anal
>on window bank
>on blacony again
>in a bath tub
>bed
>bath tub again
>anon, my ass hurts, too and i cant have sex anymore
>fuck off nigger i want to cum too
>wash dick
>get blowjob
>cum
>sleep
>continue next morning
>she wants to try something new and wants foodsex
>let her cum by licking her feet
>get footjob
>go to breakfast
>go to toiletroom
>get blowjob
>continue breakfast
>drive home
>get blowjob
>be home
>have sex again

she left me 3 weeks later because i didnt make enough smileys on whatsapp

>>690915483
>>690915601
>>690915716

You're such a cuck.

King Cuck over here guys!

>>690915716

that's intense dude.
had something kind of similar happen
shit's real yo

>>690912865
because 'squirt' is just piss 99% of the time. lots of girls have started squirting over the past decade because they think it's something natural that many girls can do, so they (knowingly or not) just piss during orgasm.

real squirt is a thick liquid like actual women cum juice. if it comes out and its watery, its just piss.

>>690916767
real squirt actually comes from the urethra, so it might be a bit pissish to begin with, but the more you make a girl squirt (btw G-spot orgasms cause squirting more often than clitoral ones) the less pissish it will be.

>>690917198
there have been tests over and over and they all conclude that squirt is PISS. look it up you shitlord

call me daddy : 015738264902

>>690917289
I did. I just told you the conclusions to which they came. It's not composed of piss, but can have piss in it since it comes from the URETHRA

>>690917289
Wow you're retarded. Most men can't get me there, but I sure have experienced it a few times. It's not piss at all... it doesn't look, smell or taste like it... and when you're cumming it doesn't feel like it either.

>>690905744
>status - pending

>fucking chick in bathroom with no lights
>im standing up while holding her and fucking her against wall
>damn shes wet
>FeelsGreat.jpg
>turn lights on
>blood is everywhere
>all over me
>all over here
>even on the wall

best sex i've ever had by FUCKING MILES was with a 19yo blonde who, 6 months before she and i hooked up, was a hooker. she'd fucked hundreds of dudes, by some miracle was so tight that more than 2 fingers hurt her and omfg she had skills.
she was also bi, and hugely attracted to *ahem*-year-old girls. she used to love it when i called her by her little sister's name.

>>690911833
Just visualising a girl saying to me 'you done goofed' of all things after blowing a load in her mouth made me laugh for some reason

>>690915716
you are such a fucking pussy, she doesnt love you, you fucking loser

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>>690916402
Looks like pic related

>>690918787
if she didn't then she wouldn't care about my feelings and wouldn't have bothered trying to make me enjoy it

>>690919377
that isn't sound logic. Dozens of reasons would have compelled her to get you to enjoy it. One is the power dynamic involved with training somebody. I'd know, I have that kink. Training is literally my kink.

>>690905744
>line 6 spider
>Schecter

Gross

> in bedroom with qt
> both undress
> kissing...
> laying back
> she grabs my dicks and a condome
> fast forward 2 sec
> cum all over the place
> ...
> we talk for like 10min
> "round 2?"
> she grabs my dick again
> this time i hold it back like 15sec
> cum again
> ...
> not even close to her pussy this night

>be me late 20's
>work creative director at medium size advertising agency
>32 women, 3 men. flirting contests daily. fishinbarrel.exe
>work late to finish proposal, 8/10 bosses secretary insists on staying to help.
>early 20's, slim, nice ass, bj lips
>no problem. hangs around, sorts paperwork, gets coffee.
>Getting late. Last person leaves.
>Take pee break. Babe grabs my arm as I walk by.
>leans against wall, pulls me to her.
>hot lips, determined toungue.
>things are getting hard.
>looks me in eyes, unzips her skirt, lets it fall to floor.
> getting better all the time
>pulls panties down to ankles
>puts hands on my shoulders, pushes me down to my knees
>grabs my head and thrusts her pussy in my face
>late dinner.
>she grinds one out in my face. beautiful pussy, hot as hell
>pushes me against desk and returns the favor
>best bj ever
>later fuck her on cunt boss' desk

first of many episodes but still my fav

>be me 18/19 freshman year of college. Still virginfag
> have girlfriend
> wants to wait til marriage to have sex thoug
> Still blows me though so itsallgood.jpg
> one weekend get drunk with girlfriend at typical frat party
> get back to dorms
> "anon?"
> "yes femanon?"
> " are you mad we don't have sex?"
> lie mode engaged. "Of course not"
> "okay..."
> is quiet for about 10 minutes
> starts putting hair up in pony tail
> awwwwyeaaaa mothafuckin blowjob time.
> becool.jpg
> start making out. Starts blowing me.
> stops and comes up gets close to ear
> "anon...Fuck me in the ass"
> straightface.jpg
> "what?"
> "Fuck me in the ass it won't count I'll still be a virgin"
> that's not how any of this works....
> do it anyway.
> she cries at first then starts to cum and gets into it
> inb4 rape.
> start assfucking regularly.
> story of how I lost my virginity but she didn't.

Lulz

>>690912865

You misunderstand, I asked whether it was piss or not, it wasn't yellow and didn't smell bad, couldn't really put my finger what it smelled like. So whether it was piss or not, it wasn't obvious and of course I wasn't drinking it.

>>690917607

The way she put it she said it wasn't the same feeling at all but the "ejaculation" could literally just be involuntary pissing.

I mean if you drink a lot in a day then you end up with piss that is way more water than it is urea.

So more likely than not it was that.

Not something you hear about a tonne so it was pretty interesting to happen and because it wasn't super "pissy" it wasn't disgusting. Pretty funny actually. Funny sex is always good.

>Gettin busy with the wife
>I go down on her. She gets super juicy.
>flips over on me for a 69. I keep licking and fingerbang her assistance.
>flips around and rides cowgirl.
>I get close to coming, roll her off,
>grab her ankle, hold her down by the throat and cum buckets.
>roll off and we both lay there for a couple minutes.
>ask if she wants to hose off in the shower. We both get out of bed.
>did I mention the lights were off?
>I'm first to bathroom and turn on light.
>my lower torso and hands look like I've been slaughtering livestock.
>I turn around to ask if she was due for her period. She screams.
>my face looks like I'm wearing fucking clown makeup.
>the bed is a mess. Bloody handprints all over the sheets and headboard.
>she hates clowns. Tells me to never speak of this again.
>I tell her I'm not a clown, I'm a travelling menstrual.
>I lol.

>>690921141
It should feel something like champagne bottle popping inside, followed by a weird but pleasurable electric-gooey feeling... for a bit it's as if you are vomiting from inside your sex organs.

That "vomiting" feeling as it comes out has nothng to do with the way you feel piss come out (not to mention the way the fluid feels).

>>690915716
Sounds pretty abusive brah, I'd gtfo if I were you.

>>690909250
>says mfw but doesn't upload reaction image

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>>690912688
>i wish i was urine

>>690921638
>I'm a travelling menstrual
I actually snickered. Fuckken screencapped