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Celebs we want to punch in the face thread


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Celebs we want to punch in the face thread
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>>690903523
Not one to judge here, but why would you want to punch a little lesbian girl in the face?
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>>690903523
>richer
>More attractive
>Cooler
>More successful
>More people love him than even know you exist
>Younger than you
>Living the dream while you waste your days trolling /b/
>coild literally fuck just about any girl (or guy for that matter) he wanted, yet you are probably a permavirgin and if not then you will probably have to settle with some frigid, chubby bitch who smells and fucks like a dead starfish.

Dont get me wrong, i hate his music but damn OP.
You are one salty bastard
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>>690903523

LMAO if you tried to punch Bieber IRL he would fucking SMASH you! He fucking trains with Floyd Mayweather, you retard!
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>>690903523
Lil Jon.
Fucking hate that nigger.
>"nigga nigga nigga nigga"
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>>690905040

Lmao fucking whiteboys always jealous of black men.

Did a black man fuck your sister lmao?
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>>690904306
Salty bastard indeed. I would have puched the old beiber, as he was a massive cunt. But he seems to have grown up a lot so now I wouldnt be bothered. Kanye West on the other had....I had considered paying a rediculous ammount to get front row for one of his shows so i could throw a dead fish at him with a note attached saying "you're a gay fish, suck my dick". But paying like 500 for a shitty concert and a criminal record just seemed like a waste
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>>690905135
Says the half-human ape
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>>690905135
>Hating a nigger
>Blackman: you musa be jelus whiteboi

makes sense.
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>>690905135
I didn't ask you for any lip, nigger.
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>>690905492
but anon you are forgetting about
>muh dick
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>>690903523
And risk getting some disease on your hands? Ew. No thank you. I wouldn't touch that faggot with a tactical air strike. Just lock him outside in the winter and hope nature takes him back...
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>>690903523
Id rather fuck his brains out. Hes an annoying cunt but he'd look good sucking a cock.
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>>690904060
Just because you worded it well doesn't make the fruit any higher.
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>>690905433
>>690905492
>>690905593

Lmao fucking small-dick jealous white boys up in heeeere
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This faggot
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>>690906313
Nice bait. Dwayne is one of the most legit bros in recent years.
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>>690906305
Kek go rob a bank or whatever you boot lipped niggers do
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This bitch
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>>690906412
Stay mad, white boy.

Keep the jealousy coming, whiteboys.
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>>690904848
>He fucking trains
Choo choo, motherfucker.
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>>690903523
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>>690904848
Trains his arse with black cock more like.
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>>690906496
cannot unsee ._.
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I'd love to sock this obnoxious, pretentious douchebag and absolutely terrible musician right in his face.
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as bad as jb is, the musically kids are way worse
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>>690906313
heard hes been doing roids
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>>690907627
He has fucked so many hot girls. I was looking at pictures of this Costa Rican model Jessica Perez waiting for a friend to get ready to go eat. So we go to Yamashiro in Hollywood Hills and there is Levine with this fucking model; he is making out with her and putting his hand up her skirt. Later on he leaves with her and she was her panties barely above her knees. The funny part is he has dating Russian model Anne V. who appeared in the same SI edition as Jessica. Living in LA sucks if you are not is showbiz.
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I hate that annoying asshole. Not because of his political stance but because of the way he acts. His constant trying too hard to be funny - an still failing miserably.
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>>690906149
oh man you tore him a new anus hole
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He his actually funny. He does have good points. But he is also a smug, arrogant, edgy, know-it-all douchebag that deserves to get hit into his fat fucking nose.
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This cockmongler. You can't tell me he doesn't have the perfect jaw for it.
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This fuckin guy
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>>690909724
Why ? He is a fucking great actor !
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>>690908196
Why the hate?
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This fucking annoying cunt.
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>>690909724
Why do you hate Puerto Ricans?
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Amy Schumer.
She's a total bitch.
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this poncy ass faggot
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>>690911744
>Implying you wouldnt love having them work your dick.
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>>690911947
i guess it'd be interesting to have one rim me while the other sucks me off.
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>>690912028
Nice.
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>>690911947
>>690912028
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>>690912524
that thing could fit so far up my ass she could taste what toothpaste i use.
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>>690911853
>meet keanu on subway
>fist clenches
>face reddens
>approach the illusive creature
>about to throw fist
>SHIT.png
>knows tai chi
>the keanu looks up to you
>'please. just do it already.'
>you return to your seat
>tfw everyone wants to hit keanu
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>>690911744
>2 heads
>double sucky
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>>690912970
i've always fantasized about having like 10 10/10 girls to suck various body parts as i lay there getting covered in lady liquids. never even had a 3 some tho ._.
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>>690903523
I would punch this whore in the face so hard it would cave her skull in
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This mouthy fucker.
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>>690914313
Kendall is not a Kardashian. She did not really grow up with them until the tv show. I think she is a dyke as I never see her with straight guys.
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