I Wish I could do that. Unfortunately so have I only fingered myself. I want to go further but everytime I'm gonna finger myself I have shit in my ass.

>>690902727
enema

>>690902510
>>690902510
what the goddamn fuck

>>690902727
>I have shit in my ass

I wonder fucking why, its an ass anon. Thats where shit comes from

>>690902983
I tried to do With my shower hose but it failed.

>>690903349
man you sholdnt do taht.. you can really hurt yourself.

>>690903349

>be taking a shower
>wash ass with shower head
>little spray of hot water shoots up my hole
>feelsgoodman
>do it some more
>couple of wet farty bubbles squeak out
>get hard
>push shower head up my ass and spray boiling water on prostate
>balls starting to twitch
>suddenly I'm ejaculating semen and diarrhea
>boiling diarrhea shooting from my mouth and nose
>bathroom flooded with septic half-digested food and semen
>sister comes in, starts writhing on the floor massaging stinking semen mix into her vagina
>don't you ever knock?
>she starts giving birth to puppies
>every puppy has my face

>>690903349
You have to put off the head, with low presure just put the tube on your anus not in on. low presure ! very low

fingers
frankfurter sausages
grapes
carrot
hornets nest
cactus
my sister's arm up to the elbow
baby's head (attached)
baby's head (severed)
horse's penis
taser electrodes
selection of radioactive isotopes

>>690902510
the back of a BIC pen, just to test the waters
was like 14

definitely no thanks

fingers
tranny dick
screwdriver handle
sausage
carrot
banana
egg shaped music shaker
my own poop

WHO IS SHE

>>690904174
well i think we're gonna need a source on that one.

>>690903944
dubs don't lie

>>690902983
this

just watch the azn chick in OP's video, that dildo comes out squeaky clean because she's taken the time and effort to rinse out her rectum

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>>690904174

>>690904092
faggot

>>690903341
You must be a doctor.

fingers
snow globe
small bottle

>>690906106
>snow globe

I just imagined a little snowman smiling inside your ass

>>690902510
sauce?

>>690906663
She was a chinese camgirl on MFC a few years back.

>>690906663
pornhub, search for Lili chronicles", she's done loads of videos like that one

this killed me

>>690903944
Kek

>>690906899 for this >>690903509

>>690907002
it's even better when a voiceover guy does it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I19lVVK44GA

>>690902510
OP's toothbrush

>>690902510
Cigar case covered in lube

>>690907185
nah I done it better in my head but nice try I guess

one of my sister's turds

I ain't even joking

>>690902510
fingers
webcam (one made for small pipes etc)
banana
strawberries
cucumber
dildo
small buttplug
bigger buttplug
dildo
bigger dildo
vibrator
double dong dildo
enema
panties

>>690902510
the first part of that clip was like Alien
cock
fingers
dildo
courgette
candle
banana
pen
carrot
golf club handle
broom handle

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cucumber, dicks and carrot

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beeing fucked

>>690907720
Explain please

>finger
>pen
>brush handle

i'm a straight man, i just like butthole stimulation.

>>690902510
God damn, imagine the crazy sex with this grill

>>690902727
Before anal play, only eat soup for a few days, and enema.

>>690902510
>I Wish I could do that. Unfortunately I cut off my butthole after having smoked some bad weed and had to get my anus sown shut. I haven't taken a proper shit in over a month and have lost all feeling from my knees up

>>690906212
This weather is wonderful, who turned out the lights

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male

various umbrella handles - some look like they're made for it
cocktail pestle - basic dildo shape
curtain rail - eh i was bored and it had a spherical end
prostate toys, one chrome and one vibrating/moving
window squeegee handle
hedge shears handle
carrot
etc

I'm not gay, you just get the best orgasms in your ass. Best ones I've had are with umbrellas with certain handles - no corners, no bends, smooth curves; pic related

>>690902510
done

Got a prostate massage once. Wasn't my cup of te.

>>690902510
A suppository when I was sick. Found out at a later age you can also have the same medication orally. Changed medication.

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>>690902510

3 different butt plugs
3 different dildos
1 prostate vibrator
my fingers


you know... sometimes you just have to try to figure out whether you like it or not.

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>>690903509
fuckin kek

Iguana.
That is all. Nothing more fits.

Sauce pleaseeee

fingers,a dildo

Fingers
A pull up bar
Banana
Smoked sausage
End of a broom
End of a plunger
Multiple toothbrushes
GF fingers
GF tongue
Glass dildo
Anal beads
3 other dildos
Prostate massager

Sometimes I feel a little gay but it's just physical