>>690881931
>wut
How to get banned in a nutshell
Post CP
Post gore
Dox people
I don't think the mods give a shit if you post anything else
>>690881931
Say you're under 18. That usually works.
Guess who's 14 yo
>>690882320
MODS! MODS!!!
I'M 13!!!! BAN ME!! ban me now!!!
>>690882272
Gore doesnt get you banned you fucking summerfag moron.
>>690882284
No it doesnt, fuck you people are retarded
>>690882450
Cp gore
Or do this
>>690882272
gore is bannable?
I'm 17.99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 years old, oh no, i'm going to be ban!
>>690882557
FUCKING MOTHERFUCKER
Only thing that gets you banned is Child pornography.. Pizza, to you new summerfags...
Trips and ill post something that'll get me instantly banned
I really wonder if mods have any sense of humor
>>690882557
Enlighten this newfag
>>690882557
FUUUUUUUUUU
Are you kids dumb or what? Just post a child porn pic and thats it, banned.
>>690882557
fucking savage
>>690882631
Might as well roll
>>690881931
post mlp.jpg while saying "i just turned 13 and i think moot is still a new fag even in the after life" that'll do it
>>690882557
THE WORST SIN
>>690882557
African kids could have drinked that
>>690882557
Gay.. Chocolate milk is shit, what are you, a pubert living with mom?
>>690882631
Do it pussy
>cringe thread
>>690882577
MODS
DSFARGEG
>>690882851
Nice photoshop, summerfag.
>>690882272
I don't think the mods cared like they used to.
Pic related.
>>690882557
FAJET
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>>690882972
i just reported this, have fun in the pokey, faggot
>>690882972
>photoshop
Kek we can see who's the real summerfag
>>690882557
Better quality
>>690882816
I don't get this joke at all, what the hell is so revered about this clip?
>>690882557
You are a retard. In fact, your parents are retards. Even their parents are retards. In fact, you entire family dating back to the time of the dinosaurs are fucking retards. Let me elaborate. Your parents are definitely down syndrome mongoloid pieces of shit that never should have bred. Because, Y'know, Down Syndrome plus Down Syndrome, it doesn't equal two down syndromes, it's Down syndrome squared. So now, you are your parent's retardation multiplied. But the thing is, their parents were retards, and so on. So you're up to the eighth power of fucking down syndrome already! I'm surprised your heart even remembers to beat, you fucking idiot. I bet you have a walnut-shaped brain in your hip that's like: "GOT TO MOVE THE LEGS WHEN WE WALK! UGH UGH UGH! GOING TO DA REFRIGERATOR FOR DA APPLESAUCE! I LOVE DA APPLESAUCE". I bet your family tree is just sixteen stacked up exponentially increasing mongoloid fucking ape-men fucking each other, and one day accidentally sticking it into a women and then exploding. I bet that in the hospital when you were born, you came out gagging on your mother's juices, crying like a retard. The doctor was crying as well, just because he had to touch your disgusting, shit covered body. You wanna know why it was shit covered? Partly because your mom shit on you, and partly because your foot was made of shit. Do you have one foot? It's probably because your shit-made leg fucking fell off at the age of six months or something, and your doctor told your retarded parents that it was normal. Go fuck yourself, you fucking piece of shit. If you died, not even your parents would care, because they would be too retarded to notice.
>>690883135
Newfag
>>690883135
fucking newfags
>>690882772
off by one. also a reroll for this fag
>>690883233
Well you are very mean.
>>690881931
...more.
>>690883135
Summerfag
https://youtu.be/2c4hnA8jXwo
Im 10 in a month help me I've seen to much
>>690883361
You poured out the greatest substance in existence. Fucking die.
Do mods get paid or they just do this for free to feel superior for once in their lives?
>>690883078
reported kek faggot kek mods are asleep
>>690882955
Mods are too young to know what the fuck this is anyway. Also check em.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W0Co408pyEM
>>690883584
i just reported this, have fun in the pokey, faggot
ill be 18 in a day i thought 17+ was ok because im in russia
>>690883655
To feel superior and well endowed
Im gonna be 18 in one second.
Mods have given up on /b/ Yo dump all the Cp
>>690883653
The best substance in existence is white milk
>>690883851
Now we're talking
>>690881931
edgy
>>690882631
Lemme see the money
>Inb4 we all get banned XD
>>690882631
do it faggot
Rollerino
Roly poly
>>690883937
Cum guzzling faggot
The classics usually work
Throw em coach, I'm ready!
Guys how can I lay my hands on some CP (just curious FBI I swear)
>>690884376
THAT'S PRETTY DAMN
BALLSY
>>690884489
this probably isn't bad at all.
the flavors don't necessarily clash.
>>690882320
14 in da house
>>690884556
Can say I agree or disagree completely
Give us the cheese pizza!!
>>690884579
Ok you can stop now
>>690884444
Checked
>>690883019
>dead little girl getting fucked
>little girl
>dead
>getting fucked
what the fuck.
>>690882557
Enjoy the party wagon you sick fuck
>>690884517
Here you go my friend!
https://www.google.com/search?client=safari&rls=en&q=%77%68%65%72%65%20%63%61%6e%20%49%20%64%6f%77%6e%6c%6f%61%64%20%63%68%69%6c%64%20%70%6f%72%6e%20%61%6e%64%20%68%6f%77%20%63%61%6e%20%49%20%6b%69%6c%6c%20%74%68%65%20%70%72%65%73%69%64%65%6e%74
i got banned from /ck/ for baking this.
>>690881931
anyone know what song this is?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s16Ec4nZpA2T
>>690884444
fucking checked
>>690884687
Iain'tclickinthatshit.jpg
>>690884687
Holy shit CP! Mods mods mods
>>690883019
This is too edgy even for my standards
>>690884687
Yu cheeky cunt.
how to get banned on 4chan without owning CP 101
>disclaimer: you won't do it cause you'll actually get banned, pussy
1) post a website, asking for anons to check out your website, b& 4 advertising
2) ask anons to raid this guy, then post a random adress and shit, b& 4 requesting dox
3) post MLP
>Inb4 no one does it
I fucking dare you, you don't believe me, go on try it pussies
>Inb4 ban for helping anons get b&
>PS, MODS ARE ASLEEEEEEEEEEEEP
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Npd7nNPmaWs&feature=youtu.be
>>690884906
What is it?
I'm too much of a pussy to click it
>>690884671
You must be new here.
>>690884687
What is guys
>>690884858
He looks like cross between House and Arnold Schwarzenegger
>>690884687
Bamboozled
>>690884858
Dad?
>>690884723
I find it funny that nigger is the only one with a small ass.
>>690885016
>>690885007
Newfags
>>690884579
Dat bitch got a Philly cheese steak built into her arm. So jealous now. And hungereeee.
>>690885141
What an asshole
>>690884687
omg its real
>>690885285
Is it seriously?
>>690884946
Anyone here willing to try?
>>690884696
that looks fucking nice
>>690884687
Ya bastard
>>690885007
Just a stupid Google search. Click it for le.
>>690884946
or just post goatse on /h/
>>690885371
Just click on it you fucking newfag we all did
>>690884687
https://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20140625234446AAEnF7R
guys help
>>690882557
YOU SICK FUCK ENJOY YOUR BAN
>>690885378
Fucking too lazy to do anything but like the MLP shit
>>690885371
Yes real pizza
>>690885204
Pardon my newfaggotry Sir Oldfag just tell what is it
>>690884687
Wha!aaaaaaat! Dafuq dude! Commencing hard drive wipe.
>>690885378
Read the rules newfag and you'll have your answer with no need to try anything.
>>690884946
hello gais
>>690885653
Kek
>>690885742
This shit is just too ridiculous
>>690885742
MODSMOSMDOSMDMSODMO
>>690885690
>as if wiping your hard drive prevents Google from logging your ip
>>690885863
>>690885869
I have more
>>690885742
(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)
>>690882631
Rolling
>>690885742
fapfapfap
>>690885949
>>690886092
Ban his ass already please mods
>>690885490
Nigger I post goatse like 10 times a day
>>690886092
I want to die
>>690886092
all I do is dump dump dump no matter what
got pony on my mind I cant ever get enough
>>690884687
Wrong link sorry
https://www.google.com/search?client=mozilla&rls=en&q=%50%54%48%43%20%43%48%49%4c%44%20%50%4f%52%4e%20%53%49%54%45%53%20%48%4f%57%20%54%4f%20%4d%41%4b%45%20%41%20%50%49%50%45%20%42%4f%4d%42%20%42%41%52%41%43%4b%20%4f%42%41%4d%41%20%41%53%53%41%53%53%49%4e%41%54%49%4f%4e%20%4e%49%54%52%41%54%45%20%50%4f%54%41%53%53%49%55%4d%20%46%45%52%54%4c%49%5a%45%52%20%56%49%53%43%4f%20%46%55%53%45
>>690885948
I call my dick "hard drive"
After that geegle search, it needed a good wipe
>>690886337
Suck my dick.
>>690886337
Better oil up
t̶o̶a̶s̶t̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶i̶n̶ ̶e̶p̶i̶c̶ ̶b̶r̶e̶a̶d̶
running in epic tread
>>690886232
But not on /h/, moot fucking hates it when his fap sessions are cut in half by our favorite stretchy anus.
>>690886337
Neat. Still horneay. Let's do this. Round 2
>>690886290
why am I not banned yet
have some cum inflation
>>690886655
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>>690884687
i just reported this, have fun in the pokey, faggot
>>690886655
No mods in /b/ baka
Eͫ̂̉ͦ̔͗̇̋̾͊̃̚҉̴̨̘̫̦̳̩̲̭̦̘̞̤̻̖͍͚͇̩E̴̅͆ͧ̽̎ͬ̇̓ͦ́̂̀͟͏̱̙͕̠̗̝̹̗̳̜̝͚̦̫͍͍͇̝ͅE̸̶͈̣̤̗̖͕͇̠̣̫͍̹̟̤͛̎͆͗̌̅ͪ̎ͨ̇ͦE̸̘̩̙̯̺͚̘͇̗̩̞̬̺̦̻̬̲̺̽̉ͨ̏̀̚ͅE̶̡̝̫̖͓͋ͫͫ͒̄̄É̴͍̝̩̹ͯͫ̔̌ͤͬ̓̀̎̀̕͝ͅE̸̛̞̣͕̮͔͚̻͇̘͎̦͙̯̰̫̻̯ͨ̋̾͐͋Ë̥͖̞̱̙̜̱̻̤̜̦̝́ͩ̎̾ͬͨ͒ͥͪ̾ͨ͝E͋̈́́͆͊ͬͤ̓͆͏͢͞͏͈͉̰͉̬̻͔̜̗̬Eͬ̽ͬͯ̔ͥ̈́̑̔͑̚͏̸̶̮̱͚̪̯̦͕͇̤̮̻̮̀Ḛ̵̞͇̬̜͉͔͍̼͖̲̜̞̼ͬ̅̍͛ͯͣ͛̀͠Ĕ͇̞̩͔̯̥̙̝̲͔̯̝͍ͪ͌̒͋̊̒ͮ̆ͭͮͦ́͠E͒͊ͫ̌ͨͭͦ̋ͤ͌̏ͭ́͠͏̨҉͓͓͖̼̗̝͚̭̮̘̺̞͈̪̘̗̻͓̖E̗̥̺̱̳̟̩̪̤̜̗̪͔͈͇̫̫̹͗ͬ͐ͩ̐ͪ̅̔ͫ̕̕ͅË̴̴̔͌͌͑ͣ͒̈̍͆͗̏̚͟͏̮̤̭͕̭̲̣̝̩͈̮̺̪E̒̔͋̈́͆̓̌͏̵̴͎͚̟͚̩̱͉̼̹̠͎̀E̿͒̽ͭ̊̒ͩ̂̉҉̵̖̭̱̹̣̹͢Ę̴̛͕̫̖̲̝̹̯̘̦̞͎̲̽ͨͫ̄̎͂̊̽͐̓̅̃̅̇̀̚Ę̠͙̲̪̦͓̙̲ͤ̆̈́̽̅͗͋͑̔͑̆ͬ̏́͆͗́̚̚͢͠E̡ͬ̈̇̌͛̑̄̀̀̈ͤ͟҉͖̩͈͉̱̲͍͘͠Ę̶̷̧͙̰̝̦͉̤̣̜͍͔̳̣̟̎̎̀͊͊͜E̿̔͋̽̒͌́͗͌͏̢͏̥̠͇̙̜͘͞ͅË̉ͪ̓̕҉̨̤͖͙̖̗̝̻̠E̶͖̦͖̱͉̱̳̖̖͙̹͑ͫ͛̈́̑ͤ̈ͩ̀͢͡Ȩ͈̯̻̞̤̦̯͙͈̟̮͈̦̩͇͈̯ͧ̑̄͆́͘Ë̛̬̹̝̻̪̣̞̭͙͓͖́̈ͥ̆̆͋̓́ͧ͆͜͢͞Ę̸̺͓̗̮̩̙͎̯̤̻̼͚͇̘̒̎̉͆ͩͩ̊͊̈̈́́͜Ĕ̐̓͐̔͆̆̔͛̋ͨ̿ͫ͑ͤ̚͏̶̧̹̻̗̮̻̫̬͇̕͜E͂̽̾ͨͮ̓̒̽̓ͪͩ̔͝͏͈̝͚̖̝͓͓̗̤͓͉̰̜͇̠̺̱ͅḚ̛̬̘̗̙̯̪̫̳̟̦͙̈́ͥ̓͆͛͊͡E̴̢̡̡̱̻̰͔̤̙͎̫̮̟̪̣̟̲̯̲̎̌ͪ́̓̆͂͋̆̒̍̍̆̊͗̓̿͌͠E̅̎͌ͯ̓̌̀͑̊͗͆̿͗̑͛̍ͭ҉̦̫͎̼̥̝̳̩̟͈̝̘͈͠E̷̾̎ͨ̅̅͌́̓̏ͩ̃̉̔̉ͭ͛̃́̚͘͏̣̩̬̗̝͈̥̦̲̪̞ͅE̓ͣͫ̓͗ͨ̿ͪ̔ͯ̾̀҉̵͍̘̮̠̖͉̮̪̯̼͓ͅE̵͉͔̭̳̭̞̙̞̫̖̹͔̩͓̰̦̖͊ͯͦ̑̏ͭͣ̊ͮͦͯ̓͢͡Ẹ̖͈̹̘̬̝͉̰̪͍ͨͯ̊͆͠͠E͎͕̰̱̱̺̍ͦͩ̐͒ͥ̀̐̔͑̌̍̈ͧ̌͌̆ͮ͆̀͘͟͟Ȇ͇͎̞͓̔̈̒̅ͥ͂̽̏́͝Ȩ̶̵̳̥͚̦͚̜̯̰̥̩̤̝̜̩̦̣̬ͯ͊̀ͩ̓͐ͫ̇͘E͇̣͚̼̳͇͓̠̹͎͙̝̙͎̼̻̰͂ͯ̃̔̍̀Ę̮̥̥̻͙̬̘͇̹͓̺͈͎̗̫̠͒͂̔ͣ͑ͧͩ͂̎̐̊͟͡ͅȆ̇̊̓̐̇ͤ̆̿ͬ̚̚̚҉͏̨͉͎̖̦̫̭̩̗̟̤͟Ę̷̶̯͔̤̦͙̜̙̖͕͚̙̜̝̜͎̳̼͕̣͛̌ͩ̃ͪ̋ͦ̊̄̐͑ͦ̀̊ͦ͞Ȩ̷̡͙̥͚̝̦̬̻͍̖̮̬̯̝̘͆̌ͭ̿ͫ̕ͅE̶͔͍̫̘͐͐ͥ̆ͯ̍͒͆̇͠Ê̿̀͆ͬ̈̃ͫͥ̈̽̏͌҉̵̢̢͈̦̤̯Ȩ̷̛̼̙̞̱̪̥̲̳̜͖̠̻̟ͣ̂̀̆̐͛ͬͥ̋ͧ̈̒͛ͤ̽̄̂͢E̸̢̡͙̘̮̝̱ͬ̄̐ͦͫ̕Ę̷̩̹̙̣̼̩͎̻̻͈̖̼̲̪̬̲̍̓̔̈́̾ͨ̐̆͠ͅ
>>690886655
I checked. Mods too busy furiously fapping.
>>690886800
this one is my fave
gibe de glorious red text b0ss
>>690884687
>>690886337
For all you fags who don't know how to see what he posted:
copy paste into search bar
dropdown box shows what it says.
Also you can't be arrested for googling this autism.
>>690886848
Wtf I'm too underage to go to prison my anus won't take it
>>690884687
What the fuck.
>>690887022
whoops forgot pic X3
>>690887063
Still logs your ip dumbass kek
>>690887163
Whhere'd you get a pic of me?
>>690884687
Dude the FBI is gonna come. Child porn is Fucking disgusting and you should go die in hell.
>>690887237
imma make ya'll cloppers by the end of the day
>>690882631
Bamboozle
>>690882272
Doxed someone yesterday. Nothing happened...
>>690887499
im so clumsy X333
>>690887458
This is 4Chan,what did you expected?
>>690887503
Kek
>>690884696
>>690885392
it looks good to me except for the fucking blood
>>690881931
I don't understand, are the mods really that concerned about a fucking rodent?
Maybe I'm in the wrong place. I understand or at least will pretend to understand people who believe in animal rights/welfare etc. when it comes to chimps or gorillas but I just can't feign this shit for dogs and cats, and for mice? Nope. I'm done. That's waaay too fat. Next people will want to have a funeral services when I swat mosquitoes.
>>690887612
I'm bored, I'm gonna go to my secondary school and if I'm not banned by the time I come back then I'm better than all of u
yotsuba r34
>>690887848
M0ar
WTF are you guys doing? If theres CP in this thread im going to delete myself
>>690887894
here is the last one
later new fagots
Come on is there no one to get us some REAL deal
>>690887848
Uncensored
Sextuplet get
>>690888237
Nasty bastard.
>>690888082
DUUUUDE
GET
>>690887848
I'm gonna fap to this and the FBI can't stop me
>>690884946
u first fag
Everyone fuck the bunny
Get?
>>690888887
Lel
>>690887945
Why did they animate that rabbit so fucking sexy and cute. Its like the sort of "feel funny" sort of cute/sexy. Like pedi almost. But not. Ugh.
>>690888887
>>690889111
WINRAR!!!
You can usually get banned like having <example provided> in the name field.
>>690889228
Dammit. Didn't work. The fucking name field post didn't even fucking work.
>>690884579
Honestly it reminded me of ribs and made me hungry. I'm fucking hungry now. My tummy is grumbling.
>>690882631
Roll tho
>>690889399
Are u homeless? ;_;
>>690882557
MODS
>>690889499
>checked
>>690881931
fuckin kill yourself fuck head
I heard Cp is all over the place in the dark net is this true?
gore won't get you banned most of the time, cheese pizza is pretty guaranteed though
>>690889750
>>690889833
It's not even hard to find it on the clear web, summerfag.
>>690889833
True, but why the fuck would you want it?
>>690889898
Updoot for le epick reddit maymay lol
>>690890018
Kek
>>690882272
there are only a few ways to get banned on /b/
>cp
>insane amount of spam
>posting how to make explosives
>yotsuba r34 is a permaban on all boards
seriously you can post anything else on /b/ you can dox people; there are literally almost (except the 4 things mentioned above) no rules here.
>>690882557
i hope you burn in hell!
>>690890064
Just asking you know
>>690890178
>yotsuba
What is Yatsuba?
i fucking hate chocolate milk
>>690890372
I fucking hate you, faggot ass bitch.
if someone was having a lot of fun with websites like prankdial and prankowl how would they protect themselves from being traced, even though its hard i heard you can to it with a program
just morbid curosity but i whould have thaught cp whould have been compleately filterd from the public eye but this is comeing from a person who rarely leave 4chan or youtube XD
>>690890326
You didn't even put bait in the hook!
>>690890372
Fuck off you fat ugly cunt
>>690890178
Same as the other guy what is yotsuba
>>690890476
By the twatbeard of Jesus's sandy cunt, learn to spell.
>>690890654
never spelling is for op since hes a massive faggot
>>690890372
>hates chocolate milk
>dies
>never had a gf
>>690890589
>>690890432
Well fuck you too, horse spunk lovers
>>690890018
Do you even know how old I am, I'm even older than the site and 90% of it's users I'm 15yo
>>690890931
underage fag time for a ban XD
>MODS
>>690890926
MY LOVE FOR HORSE SPUNK HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH YOU BEING A FAGGOTY ASSHOLE. CHOCOLATE MILK IS GOD.
>>690890926
Yeah? Go suck your mom's clit you fucking piece of shit
>>690890931
MOOOODDDSS
THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT
>>690891108
well, maybe it doesn't.
FUCK CHOCOMILK ANYWAY.
>>690884687
Gah get fucked mate
>>690884687
That's a paddlin'
>>690891647
-.- You trash bastard... Chocolate milk could fuck me in the ass with a cactus and I'd love it!!!
>>690891114
You wish you could, because you're sick bastard, fucking shit-water enthusiast
>>690891708
What?
>>690892146
Go fucking gas some Jews you fucking nazi kike bastard. Somebody should fucking burn you alive for this bullshit
>>690891806
seconded.
B& B4 BED
THIS IS NOW A RAID THREAD.
https://www.reddit.com/r/autism/comments/4p0scu/stimming_before_sleep/
POST IN THIS AUTISM REDDIT -- STIMMING IS NOW FAPPING. TALK ABOUT WHAT YOU FAP TO B4 BED.
HAPPY RAIDING.
>>690890178
