How about a YLYL thread /b/? Preferably things you've lost to but everything
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How about a YLYL thread /b/? Preferably things you've lost to but everything is accepted. I'll start.
Kkk
The the battle begin
>>690834968
Fucking meme center
I think OP is fag for real
You should also know that the "parents" are in fact serial killers
>>690834800
Checked and kek'd
Here's some content
Even though this is from the other YLYL thread, it gets me every time.
This gets me ever time
Raise your hands of you think summerfags rule this board
I do
>>690836263
This was soo good i posted it to my facebook page!
>>690836320
IM IN CANADA I DONT HAVE SUMMER YET FUCK
>>690836468
Can't tell if sarcasm or just being total fag
>>690835500
And interpol's evil is about rosemary (the woman), creepy stuff
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>>690836838
No i really posted
>>690836611
>>690836512
I skip school every day at 4th and post shit from 4chan i have over 1500 photos on there and have 400 follows
>>690834477
>>690834800
>>690835500
>>690835544
>>690836611
>>690837533
first of all, nice dubs
second of all, lost gloriously. Well played op
anybody got the screen shot of anon trolling a photographer by stealing his photos from his band "Boner Assault"
>>690836263
toasters dont toast toast you fucking mongoloid toasters toast bread
Year 2049
>be me
>47 year old Muslim
>with my 12 year old wife
>some guy says "Islam isn't a religion of peace"
>mfw
This prick speaking his own mind. It's 2049, the sjw police should arrest him
>I go up to him, and you know
>behead him
1/2
>>690837943
Once it starts toasting, regardless of how much it's toasted, it becomes toast. Therefore, toasters toast toast.
1/2
>sjw police arrive
>one officer walks up to
>"did he invade your safespace"
Of course he did you fucking fagot
>shoot him down
>another officer walks up "sorry for invading your safespace"
>police leave charging the Islamphobic's family
mfw
I CAN SENSE JOHN GREENE'S PRESENCE
>be me, kindergarten
>have to go to the bathroom and shit in morning, but school is soon
>don't go
>badmove.jpeg
>fast forward about 3 hours, in class, teacher talking some dumb shit about apples and addition
>urge to take shit intensifies
>want to avoid going to the bathroom at all costs because it's fucking disgusting in there
>it's really bad
>freeze in place, wait for it to fade
>it goes away
>for now
>fast forward another hour
>lunch time
>eating sandwich when the fury of a thousand suns presses against my ass
>I can't even talk to my friends because of how bad it is
>I feel like I'm about to fucking explode into a shit bomb all over the wall
>hell hath no fury like the intense load of brown beast trying to escape my ass
>lunch bell rings
>dumb kindergarten mind, no idea what to do
>can't get over my psychological fear of public restrooms
>oh god
>recess time
>friends want to play cops and robbers
>I try to play for a few minutes, walking like a directionally challenged sausage
>friends have no idea why I'm not catching them
>normally way faster than the rest of them, because long legs and baseball practice, etc.
>tell them I have a stomachache
>half true, not completely
>say I need to sit down to rest
>after about two minutes, the burning flame assaulting my bowels presses harder than ever
>ohdeargodpleaseno.gif
>the urge overwhelms every bit of willpower I had left
>it's too late now to stop it
>started trying to waddle to the bathroom, even knowing that I can't stop it
>shit starts to stream out of my ass, drenching my legs in brown liquid shit
>my waist down is completely covered in shit
>wearing jeans, at least it doesn't show
>do my autistic sausage walk to the teacher
>tell her of my current predicament
>she doesn't hear
>interrupt her talking to another teacher
>explain myself again
>she goes beet red and ghostly pale at the same time
>she escorts me to the bathroom, wear I try my best to clean up
>the urge comes back as I am wiping
>I shit all over the toilet paper as I'm wiping
>I pull my hand back
>doidarelook.webm
>shit covered hand, dripping off into my lap
>I almost cry
>start screaming for my teacher
>she doesn't answer
>keep screaming her name over and over, getting gradually louder each time
>finally, I scream at the top of my lungs MRS ANON
>she comes in, obviously was already walking over
>she comes in, hurried walk
>teacher: I'm coming, I'm coming!
>she walks in, has an oh god what have I gotten myself into expression
>on the verge of tears, make that bitch wipe my ass for me because shitcoveredhand.png
>wash my hands, mom is waiting outside school
>go home early
>eat fruit snacks and play video games for the rest of the day to take my mind off of it
>remember crying a few times
>worst day of my life
>years later
>remember that as the worst day of my life
>I am still fucking traumatized
>>690839567
At least you got your teacher to clean your ass
>>690838318
>2049
>You're 47 at that point
>Means you were born in 2002
You're 13 or 14 now. Get the fuck out you underage
can someone please post the patrick and man ray socialism gif
>>690840014
I picked a random age and a random year
I made it up on the spot
>>690840678
fuck off with these dumb ass photos
Trips decide if I cut or not
>>690840678
You are a part of a society of faggots that cluster together and form the human garbage pile that pollutes this earth and all its inhabitants. I'd tell you to go kill yourself in the most painful way possible, but I fear that the damage you have done to this planet is irreversible. Have fun in this Hell you've created for yourself and others.
You know what, I'll say it anyway. Go kill yourself in the most painful way possible.
contributing
>>690840825
do it faggot
>>690838356
not if you take the limit as toast approached infinity. then bread.
https://youtu.be/WD9F2oiKho0
>>690841878
NO MORE
>>690842181
Your autobiography, anon?
>>690842181
Anon, please
>>690836263
People toast fucking toast. A toaster is a tool to complete the task. If you leave Brad next to a toaster the fucking toaster won't magically begin toasting it you retard
https://youtu.be/83h58_GhzL4
>>690842522
post that shit on /y/
>>690842655
I think he's a summerfag
>>690842655
S T O P
T
O
P
This is the last one
>>690842946
Oh my God whywhywhywhywhywhywhy
>>690842854
Holy shit I remember that newspaper
The goddamned Fresno Bee
It always came to my town because we were only an hour away from them and nothing all that big happened in my town anyways so most people got both to get their fill of the news
>>690842946
IT HAS STOPPED
THIS IS A TIME TO REJOYS
lets start a california hate bread
>im from florida
>inb4 roast me
>>690838887
shit that is old but gold
>>690843212
I know I was praying that the thread would just 404 already
>>690843273
>inb4 orlando 2 electric boogaloo
>>690843273
>>690843140
Central California (Fresno, Visalia, Bakersfield, etc.) may be boring as hell, but at least we're not being shot up or eaten by some damn alligators
https://youtu.be/y7401wIXGkc
Watch the whole thing
>>690843630
Well California in general, come to think of it
>>690843630
Damn it, this thread was pretty good before that gay torture thing and now you put an extra layer of faggot over the already destroyed monstrosity that is this thread.
>>690835544
Fuck it. I've lost
>>690843862
Hey, it's true
>>690843862
You die newfag
Or live long enough to become canser
>>690836320
ITT
>Summerfags YLYL
Fucking these have been going on as long as I have been here - since like 08. fuck man, when is it not summer anymore, just /b/s fucking SOP?
>>690842946
I pray for the end of days
You know, I'm actually glad when someone posts shit like this. Sometimes I worry that I've gone too far down the rabbit hole, but hen I can see stuff like this and instantly lose my boner and I can think to myself, "You're not there yet pal. You're not there."
It's kept me from ending it so far.
>>690837533
Lol is that oj?
>>690842319
Does he even lift bro?
>>690842946
Done so soon?
But I haven't cum yet.
Sicko.
>>690844389
Get off your high horse asshole, this sites been going down the shithole for a long time now.
>>690840678
>>690840710
asshole
>>690842812
>>>690842812
Bucketing warm piss
>it will look great when it is bulge
>bucketing
>bulge
>>690840200
Suuure ya did. Run along home now
>>690845258
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
YOU FOOL WHAT HAVE YOU DONE
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>>690845089
C'mon guys, it wasn't that bad, i actually jerked off to it
>>690842946
Whose dick is in his mouth?
>>690845635
I've seen worse but this is pretty demented, I get the gangland part but amputation and water sports wouldn't interest me even if I was gay
>>690834800
is it bad I lost immediately
>>690846039
Not sure, assuming the castrated man in the top panel but I never saw them cut any dicks off
>>690840678
fuck
>>690844992
He's not as miserable as me, what a pussy fag.
>>690840678
damn
>>690846503
Oh, good call. He must have been the previous catch.
>>690846974HOW ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT THIS CASUALLY LIKE ITS NOTHING?!?!
ITS NOT NOTHING
>>690840678
shit, son
>>690847168
>being this new
What a shitty thread, anons you can do better c'mon
>>690842946
Is he dead or something?
>>690841224
reminds me a lot of my old cat :,(
This one never fails to make me kek
Hers the 101th image
Lol so true this one.
>>690847946
Well fuck
>>690847991
It's harder to play FPS's on console. Keyboard/Mouse is best.
>>690847991
Yes. You're the only goddamned person in 4chan with an opinion that varies from the popular one. The only one.
>>690847514
such a faggot he can't even take the dick out his mouth long enough to call him mom and say goodbye
>>690840678
Fk off son
>>690840678
fuark
>>690842946
Masterful.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TAryFIuRxmQ&ab_channel=lim1212
>>690841381
This makes me want to kill small animals.
>>690841687
This is the first time I've lost in a YLYL thread to text
>>690840678
motherfucker
>>690849557
Why can't we all just shitpost here?
>>690842946
mfw shit like this exists
>>690842946
Well there goes the last of my innocence
>>690849557
this is kek
>>690841687
Fine. Then bread.
get
>>690847168
>being this much of a new fag
>>690849851
Someone out there actually thinks this is funny.
>>690849557
>mfw this shitty group had 90 members this morning
I guess it'll be good for shitposting. It won't replace YLYL
