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>>690788888
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>>690788784
not acid, hot water
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>>690788589
Of course it's a nigger dick.
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>>690788589
Well.
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>>690789174
ànon pls whats the name of the winning guy
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>>690788784
Not acid you dumb 9fag... its boiling water
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>>690789393

>Axel Schulz
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>>690788978
i'll never eat seeds ever again :I
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>>690789688
fuckyou
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>>690789506
kek
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>>690790008

What?
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>>690788589

in the fap folder it goes.
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>>690790243
u can grow that hair back in 2-3 months so just fucking shave
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>>690790138

Maybe they should have pointed out that the guy took a few acids tabs earlier.

Is it in Sweden?
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>>690789506
Demolishing roofs is the worst part of any demo imo. My wife did one solo last summer, and I had to call her several times per day just to check that she hadn't collapsed the damn thing while on or under part of it.

Fucking roofs.
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>>690789999

checked
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>>690790300
man, this video + the neckbeard egg copypasta is kek material
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>>690790250
How the fuck bad at crane work do you have to be to not understand what was going to happen?
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>>690788589

How do you even get that to happen?
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>>690790933

You wife is a construction worker? What's her name: Horst?
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>>690791218

Chronic Necrophilia?
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>>690791218
Be a nigger
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>can't afford tuition free college
>can't afford public health care
>can afford this
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>>690791443

So he is macho because he doesn't give a fuck about sucking a dick?
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>>690791814
>>can afford this
Insurance my boy
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>>690791443
We're both 'handimen' for hire on off-hours from our day jobs. If you want it done and it requires minimum of papers we'll get it done. Demolishon, some electric work, truck driving, cleaning, landscaping and more.

And we're both bureaucrats between eight and four. Happily contributing to the unemployment rate by having two jobs that both pay well.
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>>690788978
lol.
Keep chewing.
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This has to be fake. The ammo line is much longer then the clip.
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>>690790243
sandniggers are disgusting
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>>690789174
typical low shoulder faggot
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>>690791218
>uncut master race
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>>690792113
Ever hear of a double stack mag?
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>>690790300
>but you have to eat this
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>>690792018

>Insurance my boy

Nobody insures military aircraft. Especially when they are used for aerial acrobatics.
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>>690792113
>gun control supporter spotted
funfact, the rounds dont sit in the magazine in a single column, their usually staggered
like the dots below but a lot closer together

.
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>go learn about guns instead of being a dumbass
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>>690792022
do you have the webm where some guy makes whiskey with a cigar and shit?
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>>690792347
Ever heard of being new?
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>>690792113
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>>690790933
This is satisfying af
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>>690792018
usually military doesn't have insurance.
For any big organization not having insurance and just paying for what comes is usually cheaper than having insurance.
Just think about it: Insurance companies make money. if you take a thousand insured people as a whole they are losing money on paying for insurance. For the individual buying insurance is a safe guard so that you don't get screwed if its your house that burns. But proabably your house won't be the one burning.

For large organizations they ARE those thousand people and thus will only lose money on buying insurance.
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>>690790759
I got everything except the third thing with the plate. What was that?
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>>690792534
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>>690792113
Holy fuck you best be trolling. Do you not know that 30 round STANAG magazines are double stack? It means there are two columns of cartridges. Thats how you fit 30 rounds in a magazine that short.

Also
>Clip
RRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

t. Visiting /k/ommando
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>>690792560
here you go
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>>690792113
Ammo isnt stocked in a straight line
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>>690792113
because this deserves an explanation, not just flaming
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>>690792717
The proper term is mongoloid
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>>690792737
Did you read the file name?
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>>690788589
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>>690789174
that guy looks like squidward when he got hit with the door
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>>690792858
nice, thanks anon
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>>690792534
>>690792584
>>690792809
>>690792869
>>690792870

>filename.webm

Newfags.
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>>690792717
mom's_spaghetti.mpg
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>>690792870
>>690792869
>>690792347
>>690792809

Hello summerfags
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>>690788589
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>>690788589 .
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nomnom
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>>690788589
jesus fuck
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>>690790138
heard him on radio, the other day, fucking retarded idiot, yea sorry to say from sweden.
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>>690792858
>Drinks aimed at poor people who are pretending to be rich for a weekend

Anyone with real money wouldn't buy something stupid like that, they'd just got a bottle of the 5 figure stuff off the top shelf.
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>>690792858
man fuck yeah, i'd love to try that at least once
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>>690792375
fuck u anon
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>>690789578
might as well be acid
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>>690792453
wtf is wrong with her!?
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I want this
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>>690789688
Just gonna film this poor drunk old dude.
Sure he's drunk but come on. Degenerate world.
Where did all the samaritans go
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>>690790300
story ?
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>>690793757
Anyone with real money buys that shit for the entertainment value.
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>>690792957
since when do you suck up crack into your mouth and not your nose?
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>>690793606

>heard him on radio,

Since you are so few it's easy to stick out.
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>>690792453

That's like Chinese autism.
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>>690792453
Oh god what's her problem
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>>690788978
A hammer may have been a bit much.
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>>690794371
thanks. Lol'd
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>>690793156
I need that tongue on my cock
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>>690794072

My guess is that in Russia that is a daily sight and considered no reason to worry.

Someone should help him but at the end of the day his is "just" drunk not having a medical emergency. There isn't much you can do anyway. He has to sober up. You could call the cops but they will put him in a drunk tank.
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>>690792375
asshole
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>>690792737
Its a Dab kinda
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>>690792022
>demolishon
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>>690794813
You don't fuck around with the Japanese when it comes to politeness. They'll stab their best friend to death if he isn't polite enough.
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>>690788589
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>>690788978
where this at, china? or is that like a cosplayer
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>>690795046
demolition? English is my third or fourth language. Give me a break.
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>>690788589
>be me
>be drinking a red bull while watching OP's webm
>reflect on how nothing shocks me anymore
Always take care of your dick, /b/ros.
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>>690789688
does that dude have RLS?
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>>690789306
>
that will never grow back
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>>690793099
kek
check
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>>690792347
>>690792534
>>690792584
>>690792809
>>690792869
>>690792870
Read the file name.
Or did i just get le epic tolled?
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>>690790243
NOOOOO FUCKING NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPE
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>>690795209
They forgot yo momma's ass at the end.
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>>690790300
hahaha this is amazing
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>>690796069
Oh yeah thats real smart
play with your hernia.
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>>690792022
Keep your greasy yellow fingers off my ice, slope.
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>>690796239
fuck that shit.
I will go cave exploring but never, EVER will I go through a squeeze
ever
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>>690796239
does he died tho?
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>>690792453
>>690793905
Tourette syndrome
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>>690790974
Das cool
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