Waifu claiming thread.Claim your Waifu/HusbandoThis is not /b/, this is /mai/No stealing
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Waifu claiming thread.
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>This is not /b/, this is /mai/
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>I want my minimalism back
>3D is almost always trash
>Down with democracy
>Most importantly, have fun!
Bam!
Then I came back.
Miho claimed
>>690755462
I've been here, just not when you're around. The day isn't great so much as it's not terrible.
>>690755508
> this is /mai/
>
Claiming Seaport Hime again.
>>690755346 (Juri)
Glad to help, I found some more pics of her that you might like.
http://imgur.com/a/5QS9X
Cheerio!
Akiko claimed
>>690754996
>Homura
Not much harder than Rory's
You were right, there's barely any art of pre-witch Homura out there
>>690755152
>>690755674
>Yuuko
Hello Yuuko
I just checked and it looks like you're not in queue
Do you already have an ohayou?
>>690755674
>>690755736
>>690755760
Good Morning!
Kyoko claimed !
Discussion time: new here. I haven't been able to choose a waifu. There are a few choices that really appeal to me, but I can't narrow it down. What do?
>>690755829
Absolutely disgusting/
And to think I thought about sleeping in for once
All waifus suck
All waifus are shit
You are all pedod
You are all sad
You all need help
>>690755935
Thanks.
>>690755902
She only wears it during a small scene, I can try to dump what I have but there's barely any pic of it in the original artstyle.
>>690756085
When you meet your one true waifu. You would know. Don't rush it, she can wait for you.
>>690756153
Bully.
I'm back
>Little brother and dad comes home
>Little brother wants to tell me something
>Big Bro, I have an idea! I'll give you all my healing potions in Terraria and you'll do this bo-
>Dad looses shit
>STOP TALKING ABOUT GAMES
>He goes on
>All you ever talk about is games and computers, your little brother still has entire school career in front of him
>mfw next week my little brother has summer vacations and his marks in all subjects are already determined
Jesus, he puts Tenryuu to shame, let me tell you that.
>>690755760
>http://imgur.com/a/5QS9X
>I have 1, 4 and 6. Everything else is new
There's some really good images in here, holy shit.
>I search daily for Juri images yet I never stumble across these
I saved all of the chibi ones, hard to find Juri drawn like that. This one is my favorite by far though.
>That expression
>Green
>L E G S
You're my personal MVP for the day, Homu.
>>690755902
I do not an quick google search has not helped.
Oh well.
>>690755665
Good to see you
>>690755935
Good morning !
>>690756382
Was hat Tenten damit zu tun?
>>690755508
My internets are being a nigger
Instead of my wallet being stolen
My time is
>minumin claim
>>690756273
Loli fag
>>690756382
You're a bad boy chara ~
Poor influence on the children.
Exciting
>>690756475
I'd say it's just good to see in general. I had a very small discussion with one of the late night folks last time I was here about the Absurd, so you missed that. You also missed me posting all my Venus figurines that I just made as well as three paintings I finished.
>>690756486
Mein Vater ist aggressiver und salziger als Tenryuu
>>690756768
Yes, I'm so bad. The worst influence ever. Never mind the fact that my dad yells the second he comes home. The chill brother who's teaching him english is bad influence
>>690756382
>tfw a vidya character steals your outfit
tomoko claimed
Best type moon claimed.
Reminder to go rewatch Knk 5.
>>690755508
and the ugly people losers try to tell the other ugly people losers to be better then the popular people that is better then them
>>690756955
Does that say
>my father is more agressive and saltier then Tenryuu
>>690755508
so now the outnumbered ugly people losers try to be better then the popular people
>>690757009
>tfw you have bad fashion sense
I'm amazed that someone actually wears green with one yellow stripe without cosplaying
>>690757113
Yes, you're correct, it does say that.
>>690756955
Teaching him all the swear words i'll bet~
But i can relate to fathers yelling for no reason when coming home.
"Fuck this house, fuck you people, ext. "
>>690756831
>venus
Didn't take for a man interested in space.
Claimed
>>690757017
Reminder tohsaka pleases old men for money
>>690756142
Got something for you
>pic related
Hope you like it. I can also deliver happy non-kuudere variation
>>690756475
You want me to add Yuuko to the queue? You'll be last so it'll take a while but I'll get to it eventually, and you'll have your very own ohayou like pic related
>Akiko
>>690757310
Venus, the personification of female fertility. You're either being facetious or don't actually know. Either way you should stop.
>>690757243
No Chara stole Tatsumi's outfit
>>690757414
*cough
>>690757327
Here comes the shitstorm
>>690756955
Naja wenn das dein einziger Bruder ist, ist das seine letzte Chance auf erfolgreiche Nachfahren? Gibt Menschen denen sowas wichtig ist
Oder schätze ich dich da falsch ein?
>>690757310
I'm not! I occasionaly ask him what this word means in english or that in german. Like... Void or Heist or in case he plays a game with english title, I ask him what the games title translates too.
>Wolly World
>Chronicles
etc
and thank god, my dad isn't that kind of bad at yelling... he just loves to yell about small things
>>690757532
I'll make sure to apologize
Death to waifus
Death to waifus
Waifus suck
Waifus suck
>>690757414
It's... It's beautiful! The headband is perfect and the overall Ohayo looks great. I don't know how can I thank you enough but off course I want the happy version!
>>690757055
Meme.
>>690756618
What's wrong with it?
>>690756420
I love when you burst like that while describing Juri, and no worries, some pics aren't where you would normally look for and you can only find them when you're searching something completely unrelated.
It means a lot to me that you're so happy with them.
>>690757017
You said second best girl, right?
You a Hiteifag, Shiki?
>>690757414
These are really well made dude
Keep up the good work
>>690757355
I could never forget that
>>690757988
Since when is Hitei a type moon girl?
Second best Nisio yes.
>>690757852
Keine Ahnung. Ich lerne meinen kleinen Bruder gerne Englisch. Mach mit ihm auch die ganze Zeit seine Hausübung.
Der Punkt war aber, dass sich mein Vater als erstes aufregt dass ich meinen kleinen Bruder von seiner schulischen Laufbahn ablenke...
Und seine Schulnoten aber schon feststehen für dieses Jahr. Er hat im Grunde schon Sommerferien.
>>690757967
It's having shitty upload and download speed
>>690757988
Your waifu a cute
>>690757327
Taking her
(TELEPORTS BEHIND YOU WITH KATANA)
She belongs to the darkness
>>690757967
That didn't take long. I hope you like it
>pic related
>Akiko
>>690758100
I think you mentioned once that my waifu is the second best from one of your favorites.
I put A and B together.
>>690758138
Oh, thanks. Megumin's kinda cute too, when she really tries.
>>690755935
Morning.
>>690758108
>Dein Deutsch klingt schlechter als dein Englisch
>Dieser Post ist garnicht von chara
>>690757967
I try to keep it under control and appear civil, but it's quite difficult to do so when it comes to my goddess. Truly, nothing brings me greater joy than to find quality images, it gets me that much more riled up for her release, I'm so fucking itching for a good fight, and right now I can't find any good fights in SFV.
Once again, you've made me far happier than you realize. I thank you.
>>690757414
If you can manage the time sure, but don't worry about it if you don't want to. I don't have technical capabilities to ever repay the favor.
>>690757521
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>>690757856
Good brother
>>690758227
*confimatory cough
[Begging Intensifies]
>>690758522
Hi :3
>>690758576
*portals behind you and kills you&
>>690758518
Doch, doch, war von mir. Aber ich hab keinen Bock im Internet Korrektur zu lesen.
>>690758555
trips confirm, I'm a good brother mwahaha
>>690758461
I see you're becoming the master of ohayos, thanks once again for the great work, and I do love it! Have some lewd hand holding as reward.
Plank Husbando.
>>690758555
Ayy, don't worry about it
Those trips are payment enough
Since you're all the way at the bottom it'll take some time of course but I'll get around to it for sure
>>690758576
noted
Ok the current queue is as follows:
Akiko
x Yuno
x Dio
x Rory Mercury
O Ika
x Kagami
x Konata
x Homura
Mugen
Shiro
Ryougi Shiki
Holstaur
Franken Fran
Ritsu
Mugi
Azusa
Mio
Yui
Megumin
Rei
Tohsaka Rin
Mizore
Shinoa
Miho
Amatsukaze
Shino - blonde
Syndra
Kongou
Tenryuu
Yume
Yui
Prinz
Togame
Mumei
Dragon trainer Tristana+Riggles
Yuuko
Kneesocks
>>690758606
Go back
To
Deviant art
You
Fucking
Pedo
Cunts
>>690758405
Fuck off
>>690758522
Kitty!
>>690758830
Y u no mi liu?
>mi liu
>>690758606
Hello.
>>690758918
Flop
>>690758799
>>690758777
>>690758755
>>690758667 (1 off)
>>690758576 (1 off)
>>690758555
>>690758522
>>690758254 (1 off)
>>690758100
>>690757988
>>690757967 (1 off)
>>690757856 (1 off)
>>690757788
>>690757532 (1 off)
>>690757521 (1 off)
>>690757355
>>690757310 (1 off)
>>690757243 (1 off)
>>690757055
>>690756955
>>690756621 (1 off)
>>690756343 (1 off)
>>690756088
>>690756034 (1 off)
>>690755955
>>690755665 (1 off)
waifu magic
>>690758472
Oh wait you confused me and I'm still terrible with names; Zanki Kiguchi > Togame > Hitei > Nanami > the rest.
Guys i just got dumped by my whore of a girlfriend because she found my anime porn folder. She thinks im a fucking creep because some are loli porn. Oh god can someone help me. Why are girls such whores. And shes got the fucking NERVE to cry about it on facebook. Pretending that shes hurt. Fuck women. I need a waifu. But IDK who is good for me
Pic related. My ex bitch. Please make me feel good
>>690758777
Klingt nach Google translator
Anyway lucky 7 for good Brother n shit
>>690759061
>Flopping
>>690758830
Where am I on the list? D:
>>690759191
I think you should start with Megumin.
:^)
>>690758799
>lewd hand holding
WOAH
Homura that's too much
>I see you're becoming the master of ohayos
It's a lot of fun. Way more than I had expected. Usually I'm terrible at making manga style pictures. Delivering some waifu material for my bro's along the way just adds to the enjoyment. Sharing my stuff is always great. Being appreciated for it even more so
>>690758949
Because Mi Liu hasn't bothered to tell me yet
>>690759126
Holy shit I hadn't even noticed
waifu magic at it's finest
>>690759216
Who are you again?
>>690758755
Oh gosh, no!
>>690758830
Its greatly appreciated, thank you
>>690759126
>oh look repeating numbers
>>690759191
Try noose
>>690759203
Please keep your distance.
>>690759296
kek
>>690759191
Have you accepted the One True Kongou in your life?
>Lily
>>690758855
No response, see how irrelevant you are? I am anonposting and still get more attention than your pathetic trolling attempts.
>>690759296
No fuck you
>>690759370
Im gonna pet that pussy.
>>690758830
Did everyone ask to be on that list?
>>690759321
(Vocaloid) Lily waifu. Not like I was an avid posted. Only became active since last night.
Good morning
>>690759321
Well can you put me on the queue?
>mi liu
Please confirm to me that this bitch is bad and not as good as a true waifu
>>690759198
Ich kann dir garantieren dass ich nicht Google Translator verwende. Viel zu aufwendig.
>>690759225
L U C K Y M E
>>690759502
No.
>>690759532
Morning.
>>690759532
Rolling for Kyouko lewds
>>690759532
I'm sorry but she is already claimed >>690755955
>>690757414
Dude your awesome.
>>690759620
>3D
Disgusting
Not waifu material
Even posing half nude
No real waifu would pose nude
>>690759525
Your waifu has some qt Pics tho, easily top 5 on my /waifu/ list (that doesn't actually exist)
>>690759532
Good morning
>yuuko
>>690759687
No no, that's Kyoko.
I'm claiming Kyouko.
:^)
>>690759620
Id Mike Seaver her Beaver
>>690759680
Here kitty kitty.
>>690759625
Du kannst also ohne Übersetzer Hochdeutsch? Ihr lernt das wahrscheinlich in der Schule :^)
>>690759680
>pets pussy
>>690759518
Everyone who didn't have a gyate gyate and couldn't find one after doing an online search
>>690759525
Oh so you're just extremely new
Akiko-anon, pleased to make your acquaintance.
Now before I add you to the list you gotta check online (Google, Booru's, Pixiv, etc) if there isn't already an ohayou of your waifu out there
Just search 'Lily gyate gyate' or 'Lily Ohayou face'
>>690759532
Canneloni detected
>>690759575
Check online first
If nothing turns up I'll gladly add you
>>690759620
>3D
yeah fuck that whore
>>690759730
Thank you
>>690759825
Hello kyouko
>>690759825
I won't let that happen !
It's du-du-du-du-duel time
Is my waifu alright?
>>690759803
Have one more from me.
For having good tastes in waifus.
>>690760010
Heyo Miho.
How are you?
>>690759999
>Checked
Cannelloni*
>>690759822
Good morning Yuuko!
>>690760025
>Thumbnail
Anon... no.
>>690760025
plus
https://wiki.puella-magi.net/Kyoko_Sakura
>>690759525
Lilly is pretty good. A shame that I couldn't get into her voice, though.
>>690760123
Sorry, I'm at office, so Google Image will do for today
>>690760031
Here is the attention you are begging for
I just had an amazing breakfast. Scrambled eggs and Hashbrowns with Ketchup EVERYWHERE
>>690759909
Klaro. Hochdeutsch muss jeder können. Dialekt schreiben ist eh viel zu kompliziert.
I schwör da, du wiüst ned das I probia in an dialekt zu schreibn
>>690759999
Nothing turned up
>mi liu
>>690757414
Could you add Azusa PLEASE???
>>690759999
Quints. Checkum.
And no, none showed up. Should I feel glad or sad?
>>690760123
Kind oh meh. You?
>>690760159
Her original name is Sakura Kyōko, or Kyouko.
He is not replying. Does that mean that I keep Kyoko ?
>>690760227
Try Listening to "First" if you like her voice a bit deep or "Paranoid" if a bit high. Or any of SeleP's songs of her if a bit... "A bit" crazy.
This AUTISTIC motherfucking thread is getting INSANE amounts of GETS with one weird trick
get threads HATE them
how? Watch the video and find out
>>690760308
Fair enough
I've added you to the queue
>>690760332
Azusa is already in queue nigger
>>690760431
>quints
Quads but thanks for checking
>none showed up
Very well. I'll add you to the queue as well
>Should I feel glad or sad
Sad because you have nothing, glad because you will have something
>>690760159
>Fans also use the alternative spelling of Kyouko for her name. This is because the first 'o' in Kyoko is a long vowel which is written as 'ou' (おう) in Japanese. In proper Hepburn romanization, the long vowel is indicated by a macron on top
>>690760535
Alright I guess.
Just woke up.
>>690760549
Oh no he replied
>>690760582
>maxresdefault (1)
You will never have her.
>>690760332
Favorite trans
pepe
>>690760643
>implying I use the right spelling ? Not sure
>>690760629
Yeah, I meant quads.
I'd say my excuse is that I woke up a couple minutes ago.
>You will have something
I feel special.
Claimed. She is mine!!!
>>690760690
I'm at office ;_;
>>690759999
Checked
Well I didn't want on the list, so already havin one of those Pics is great
>>690760111
Thanks for the pic, but I actually don't have a 'good' taste in waifus
Also checked
>>690760262
Da fehlt noch ein Saupreißn dann ist es perfekt
>>690759374
Hiei is a false god
Anzu is best 3d
>>690760830
The right spelling would be Kyōko Sakura.
>>690760974
or Kyouko as I use.
>>690760889
And im at Auswitch.
>>690760901
>Easily Top 5
Makes you good in my list.
Claiming Kyōko Sakura i guess
>>690760974
>not calling her 佐倉 杏子
Claiming Aya!!
>>690761119
>Forgot pic
>>690760973
>3d
>best
Pick one
>>690761182
>佐倉 杏子
Outsmarted
I give up
>>690761182
kek, that's also correct.
I, the undersigned anon, hereby declare I give up any claim on 佐倉 杏子
>>690761498
for the duration of the thread
>>690761498
>>690761715
>implying something legal happened on 4chan
Maori <3
>>690761996
tits
>>690761996
Maori <3
>>690761996
>>690762144
Maori <3
Oh boy im getting sick again.
>>690761996
>>690762144
>>690762269
Best Maori <3
>>690762297
>Oh boy im getting sick again.
I know a good remedy for that if you're interested.
>>690759878
Touching the cat is not allowed.
>>690762456
Its noose
Mai, why the fuck did you woke up so early?
>>690762297
>>690762456
This shot cures all ills
>>690762804
>Its noose
What?
Look how gross these tits are
I put my mouth in these
Oh god why was I so blind:(
>>690763086
Aim true senpai.
>>690762804
Syndra is back on track... and still I have only been told to killyself once because I indirectly directly asked for it
I just don't know how to be more annoying while not becoming an actual troll
https://youtu.be/ngB0IVUvcwI
Woah the thread has def slowed down.
>>690763404
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0CtDbl3hL6k
>>690763617
Kek'd.
>>690763617
Yes.
https://youtu.be/7Ps7wug9Lms
>>690763132
You know, for hanging yourself.
Best girl claimed
>>690763485
Happens in the daytime
Thread will pick up and speed up in the next few hours as the amerifags check in
>>690763617
>>690763756
kek'd
Do I hear wedding bells?
>
>>690763824
>You know, for hanging yourself.
I was gonna suggest grapefruit seed extract. It's magic.
Oh shit, I'm feeling it.
>>690764211
Pretty cute to be honest.
>>690763756
Cute. I'm sure konota will be happy about this.
Not anime but close enough right?
![Syndra [243].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/U8KpKFH.jpg "Syndra [243]")
![Syndra [162].png](https://i.imgur.com/P3v7l6l.png "Syndra [162]")
![Syndra [98].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/lyKvLmG.jpg "Syndra [98]")
![Syndra [28].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/r0Wao4Z.jpg "Syndra [28]")
![Syndra [215].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/IL1NWeB.jpg "Syndra [215]")
![Syndra [238].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/p70HFdF.jpg "Syndra [238]")
