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So a guy I took home didn't like that I have a penis. I
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So a guy I took home didn't like that I have a penis.

I don't get it. We got on so well. Why can't someone love me?
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>>690743239
Because you lied to him
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>>690743239
tits and timestamp or gtfo
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>>690743239
If you led him on to believe you are a female then you deserved what you got.
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>>690743420

This.
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Youre lucky he didnt fucking kill you
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Nobody likes surprise sausage, faggot.
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>>690743239
thats just sad. i would fuck you and love it too
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fake and gay
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>>690743239
nobody likes traps except mentally ill retards you cuntlord.
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>>690743239
Be up front and honest before things go further next time
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Nice cosplay you giant faggot
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>>690743239
well duh stop trying to pick up straight men, hit the fucking gaybars you twit
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>>690743356
Second this
Motion passed
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You should probably wait a couple days before you copy/paste a thread faggot.
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>>690743239
That's an Instagram slut's cosplay.
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>>690743472
>>690743475
>>690743648
Samefaggot
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What tha hell
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>>690743697
But this is the only form of attention I get.
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>>690743239
First of all that's a girl, second of all you have to be gay to like traps.
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>>690743239

>BAIT
>A
>I
>T

Stop reposting your stupid shit just to get people to argue about transgender-issues. It's so fucking annoying.

You're not pic related, and only idiots fall for this shit.
I don't know what you're up to, if you're a shill, a troll or simply have nothing better to do with your life than reposting threads like these all fucking day long.
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>>690743239

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>>690743239
I would love you but you'd have to love me in the butt in return :3
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>>690743239
Cosplay more.
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>>690743356
>>690743682
Copy pasta you massive faggots.
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>>690743971
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>>690743550
>mentally ill retard

Extend your vocabulary instead of trying to fit in underagefag
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>>690743239
>what is google image search
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Honestly, you should have been upfront with him. If its a nice penis i may have been caught off guard but it wouldnt be a deal breaker
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>>690743239
you deserved it fuckin liar
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>>690743356
>tits and timestamp or gtfo
i would say tits and feminine penis
btw timestamp of course
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>half this thread is newfags that don't see bait
>other half are faggots that think they're clever for pointing out its bait when it's so obvious it goes without saying

Kill yourselves, good job op
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>>690743858
There's a faggot that posts the " I smoke 75 cigarettes a day" thread 3-4 times a day.

It's mental illness craving attention.
Ignore it, and if you do post, sage it for fucks sake
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>>690743239
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>>690743239
Stop posting Anzu in threads relating to mental threads pls.
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>>690743239
Really shitty makeup job. Real blood dries a much browner shade.
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>>690744379
Sage goes in all fields, and we know it.

It's not only those threads, though. It's so much actually, that I sometimes believe in what another anon told us some time ago, about this being some sort of "distraction plan" to keep /b/ busy.
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>>690744513
Lmfao, top fucking kek.
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>>690743858
Lol there is no issue

Penis=male
Vagina=female

Penis+penis=gay

Its literally that easy.
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>>690744153
Gay
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>>690743239
OP be honest with people, tell them straight out you have a penis, straight people do not like feminine men, only homosexuals do. So please; for your safety, just tell them you're a dude. that or get your dick flayed.
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>>690743239
Good. Its a shame he didn't kill you.
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>>690745024
You know this isn't real, right? Fucking Newfags.
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>>690744819
Yeah man, the recent flood of trap/cuck shit is agenda based...
I don't know what the end goal is, but it didn't start overnight for no reason.
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>>690745131
It's only as real as you let it be, just gives me something to do, feels good to give advice, even if it is a joke.
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Who is the girl/guy from the picture?
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>>690743239
He shouldve kept punching your false advertising trapeeze artist ass. Wtf you basically selling a lie and then you think your not to blame when someone else doesnt want to go along with add to your fucking insanity. Dont act like a victim when your out there trying to be something your not.
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Would you straight guys really beat up a trap if you found out about the penis?
If yes, why can't you just leave and say "I don't think this is going to work."?
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>>690743239
No one goes home with a trap who isn't into it, no matter how hot, and I'll grant it can be dificult to tell the difference, your dick alawys knows. Guys who beat up trannies are fucking gay, literally.
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>>690744513
kek'd
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>>690745554
Because they realize that just by wanting to have sex with a dude, regardless of deception, they have been turned gay. No one may find out but they'll remain faggots the rest of their lives and they know it. Might as well fuck it since you're already screwed.
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>>690745554
Maybe not a full on beating but he'd definitely have a few punches flying his way. Sure I could probably just walk away but then he's not going to learn his lesson.
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>>690743239
you wanted a fuck, he fucked up ya face, whats ya problem semantics
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>>690745580
That's what I'm saying right, same reason why that guy shot up the club, he was a closet homosexual and decides to project his repressed feelings by killing a bunch of gays. Guys that beat up trannies are just mad that they're actually bisexual
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>>690743420
This
Also sage for this bait thread
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>>690743239
1. You are not a woman. Heterosexual men will never want to be with you.
Accept it and stop being delusional.
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>>690745865
>Learn his lesson

Why not talk to the faggot about telling the truth? rather than swinging around your fists like a retard. Beating the shit out of people only goes so far, all you'll do is make the faggot want to hide from people, sure they might be a liar but are they REALLY that bad of a person? maybe ask them why they weren't telling the truth flatout, and then you take your shit and leave, or kick them out of your house, wherever you took the person.
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>>690743239
Hm. Well, since the pic is obviously not related I'm going to assume you didn't get the shit kicked out of you. If you did, well, that sucks, but this is kind of the risk you're taking as a trap. Once you're ready to escalate past flirting, make it clear that you have a Y-chromosome.

>We got on so well.
I'm surprised I need to explain this to you, but people are rarely what they appear to be. Transparency, honesty, and authenticity are personality traits that get beaten out of everyone between the ages of 4 and 14. To say nothing of the fact that traps ≠ queers because you're not obviously men, not all traps are actually interested in dick, and gays are generally attracted to dudes with masculine traits rather than dudes with female secondary sex characteristics.

Did you think the dude was one of those casual gays who acts like a human being instead of a hollow caricature of promiscuity and obnoxiously public sexualization? I've yet to meet a chill gay who wasn't divorced or older than 40 and no longer felt the need to constantly test my tolerance by joking about cock, talking about sex, or asking me invasive questions.

>Why can't someone love me?
Gee, what's your sample size? If you're doing everything right--and nobody ever does everything right, shit is ridiculous--then you just need to keep swinging. In all likelihood your methods, area, or chosen venues are working against you in some way. Do otherwise, search elsewhere, and try to puzzle out where dudes who don't mind traps and aren't NEETs spend their time.
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Youre pretty, and I would kiss you
But youre not a woman.

You'll need to find a gay guy, as he might like you for who you really are and not what you seem to be
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>>690743239
You are cute Anzu, even when a faggot uses your picture to make dumb threads on 4chan. We all know that no one loves him and that he is a failure in his parents eyes.
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>>690743239
if i wanted ass id roll ya mother over and take it, and she would just lay there silent, knowing this is her penance for unleashing such an abomination on this world
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I like to be indifferent about these things, but I think there should be transparency. Not telling someone you were a guy, and hoping they accept it later on down the line can leave someone feeling betrayed/lied to.
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>>690743239
i like this pasta
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>>690746184
If they're the sort of tranny that goes around trying to trick guys then I doubt talking would do much good. My way at least next time they're considering trying to trick someone, hopefully the memory of the pain will cause them to reconsider.
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>>690746068
I mean the point of transitioning is because you believe you're a woman stuck in a man's body, and gay guys aren't attracted to women. So if you make a move on a trap you really expect them to say "I have a penis" while you're trying to be nice to them? Of course not, they want to be treated like a girl. Now if you take them home immediately expecting sex of course they're gonna tell you right before you get into it because your horny ass expected sex on the first date. I doubt they would hold a lie after the first date tbh fam
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>>690744379
Couldn't agree more.
>DAFUQ happen to /b/ lads?
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I think you're beautiful. That guy is a jerk. The fact that you have a penis does not mean that you are less valuable person. And even vice versa. I greet and smile it certainly will be even more beautiful. If, however, you will be sad to think of me. ; D
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>>690747214
>believe you're a woman stuck in a man's body
See, I've never gotten that. I can kind of understand the sentiment if that's just a shitty metaphor, but I've always figured traps, trannies, and shemales to be dudes that wanted to be fucked and treated like something other than men or women. The ones who really want to be treated like women, or actually *become* women are unfortunate because that's never going to happen. Not until we have the means to actually change someone born without a pussy, placenta, and the necessary biochemistry into a functional--insofar as women can be--woman.

>make a move on a trap
>expect
I like the idea of traps. If a trap can trap me, they're convincing enough that I'd be interested. But dudes who like traps and dudes who like cute women are going to behave pretty fucking similarly up until the big reveal. Which is why ending the game earlier means that, with less of their time and emotions invested, the fallout should be considerably reduced.
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>>690743239
Tits or GTFO can't we all just agree to post this simple rule?
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>>690747940
camwhores(and hate for them) have always been part of /b/ heritage.
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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=2xxNlyb7t-0


>>690743239
You lied about your mental illness, for what you have done, for who you are; a pervert, a pedophile, a rapist, a traitor, a deviant and a liar. You are a homosexual and ashamed of who you were born as. So you attempt to mimic a heterosexual woman, thinking it will absolve you of your crimes.

There will be no forgiveness, no understanding for you. Only fire, pain and death. Hell awaits you vile piece of shit.

Justice will he dealt upon you Inshallah.

La Ilaha IlAllah Wa'anna Muhammad'ur RasulilAllah.

Takhbir!
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>>690749309

Billal.
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>>690743239
>implying this ain't bait
OP should tell us where he lives. There's plenty of faggots here
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>>690749744
No parlo sand niggerese m8.
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>>690743239
Do not hide what you are
Be up front and tell the guy before kissing or bringing him home
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>>690750053

Racially I'm Irish/Celtic.

But I follow god as according to ones teachings bestowed in the holy Qur'an.

AlhamdilliAllah.

I am named Billal.
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Fake, and gay.. i would bang tho even if it has a penor
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>>690750394
Sand nigger and potato nigger. You poor cunt.
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Why does 5% of someones body make such a difference to you people?
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>>690751001

Well it just makes me a nigger, and I'm sure you have a high opinion of niggers.
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>>690743343
/thread
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>>690743658
No, he might get caught in a shooting.
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>>690751320
because you can't fuck a penis with your own pendejo
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>>690743239
Mhm Jotaro in bg
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>>690751320
Because it's the difference between being a male and being a female. Not that the actual difference . is as small as you say.
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> a mutual aquaintance of mine just went to a cosplay event with his girlfriend
> he cosplayed battlebunny riven
>the beta bitch was pressured into doing it by his girlfriend
>mfw he tries to bury the story with "she made me do it, wifey controls lifey"
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>>690751965
mutual aquaintance with whom?
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>>690752182
bloke i know in person, this guy i only knew through teamspeak until they showed me the facebook pictures
such a skinny fagboi with that gay anime haircut shit. scene hair
his girlfriend is bigger than him
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>>690751965
did you F*G her boipucci?
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>>690743550
implying that shemales aren't one of the most search for categories on porn sites
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