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How do i bypass and ignition interlock?
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How do i bypass and ignition interlock?
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>>690704520
By getting your life together and no longer being a shitty degenerate who the government has to babysit
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Have your waifu blow it for you
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>>690704732
this.
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>>690704520
balloon with clean air
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>>690704732
Fuck you. I have an alcohol lock out device on my car because I went to a party and everyone was kicked out early. I am a better person than you I guarantee it you asshole
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Drive a car from 1975
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>>690705150
>I have an alcohol lock out device on my car because I went to a party and everyone was kicked out early
What?
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>>690704520

I used to stick it up my ass and fart into it, they aren't designed to tell the difference.

Sometimes you may not have gas; but if you pump some air into your ass using a bike pump you can get the same effect.

I used to drive smashed all the time doing that passed the program early too.
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>>690705230
The party was that lame
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>>690705365
No I mean how do you get ordered to use a fucking interlock just because you left a party early? What is the rest of the story?
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>>690704520
You remove it. I install them every once and a while at work. You simply cut every wire but there's at least 1 you must reconnect. There's one that goes to your can hi and can low. This is a data bus for the cars bcm information. Another is power and ground. Cut em and cap em off. There will be one intercepting your ignition so you'll need to reconnect them. If you have a push to start, you'll have to reconnect your parking break. Usually a green wire but not always.

But the problem is the installer will know it was modified. At our shop we solder and heat shrink all our connection so we know if it's been changed. You can just replace the t taps they probably used and they wouldn't notice. But BAID systems, at least in Illinois, come equipped with 2 cameras. One in the handset and one mounted in the car. If they see you drove 5000 miles and you started the car 3 times, they're gonna know. They're actually pretty effective.
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>>690705365
and now you have an ingition lock, well done your a real winner
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Drive a different car.
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>>690705365
so like a piece of shit drunk, you drove your car, knowing full well that you were intoxicated...
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>>690705306
kek
OP don't forget to clean it after doing this↑↑↑
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>>690705150
>Goes to "parties" with high school level scenarios instead of casually drinking with a few close friends participating in a mutual hobby like adults

You're not a better person than anyone, OP.
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>>690705150
If you werent a shitty person you wouldn't need to bypass it, you'd just breath into it and it would start
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>>690704520
don't fucking drink?
I'm an alcohol too, but you know how i win?
I FUCKING DRINK AT HOME AFTER WORK.
then i wake up go to work and come home sober.
AND GET FUCKING BLITZED.

I have a problem, but at least I figured out a way to make it work.
you on the other hand.

you're so fucking sad it hurts.
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>>690704732
Jerk off
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>>690705306

Can confirm, works like a charm.
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>>690704520
By farting in it.
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catch a racoon and jam it into its mouth and squeeze that lil fucker.
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>>690705701
Fuck off
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>>690704520
build a time machine, go back in time and kill yourself.
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>>690705894
Get a life, degenerate.
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Hyperventalate using long deep breaths until you feel it go into your head.

Blow.
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>>690705988
End yours, faggot.
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>>690705534

Brake*

And no, you can't fart in it. You must exhale first, inhale, then exhale until you reach a certain pressure and it'll snap your picture. So when they see your asshole in their face, they're not gonna like it.
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>>690705150
>what are taxis?
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>>690704732
Agreed
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>>690706110
Why? I'm I can get in to my vehicle and go wherever I want, whenever I want like the adult you wish you were.

Maybe you can use the sniffling from your crying to start the car?
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>>690704732
/thread

OP, seriously, stop being a massive fuck up. People like you are why gun laws are even needed.
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>>690704520
it's easy- stop being a fucking loser and get your fucking life together.
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balloons.
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>>690704520
One time I paid a homeless man to poop on my chest.
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>>690706163
But it would be funny though lol
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>>690706465
I'd rather use my asshole because i'm such a huge queer.
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First you need to catch a racoon
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>>690705701
>>690705894
>>690705988
>>690706110
>>690706465
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Here's what op should do
>stick tube in ass
>fart
>drive
>kill yourself and others because you are a drunk faggot driving
>better kys now faggot
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>>690704520
fill a trashbag full of air. put under arm. squeeze air through device. suck on device when prompted. your welcome
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>>690705471
Most people who drive themselves to bars or parties will stop drinking and hang out a while to sober up before driving home. OP went to a party, got drunk, the party ended suddenly, and he tried to drive home despite being drunk.

Story makes perfect sense, but he's still a worthless piece of shit.
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>>690707299keep bag in car with random stuff
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>>690707346
Oh somehow I didn't make the connection that he would try to immediately drive just because the party ended early. Probably just because that's fucking stupid and doesn't logically follow
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>>690707346
Don't give OP a hard time, i'm sure he's a good guy at heart.
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>>690704520
How to :
1. Go to car
2. Open door
3. Close door
4. Fucking walk
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>>690707033

>kys

No u
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>>690705534
Dude
>implying anybody (except me apparently) on a Korean kek board knows what a can hi and can low is.
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>>690705534
What's stopping someone from starting the car, then going out and getting drunk and just leaving the car run in the parking lot, then driving home drunk anyway?
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>>690707346

He's trying to bypass the device so he can still drink and drive. This has nothing to do with a party ending early
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>>690707826
Presumably the fact that nobody wants to leave their car idling outside for 4 hours
>Tfw nobody will ever do this at a party you're at
>Tfw you won't get to sneak into their car and turn it off so they flip shit when they try to leave
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>>690707595
You're the most retarded faggot on this site, pls leave.
Even summerfags are superior to you
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>>690708059

Yeah, cause I just took it for a joyride, mother fucker
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>>690707917
You're stupid.

No really, you need a tutor.
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>>690704520
It's fun to sit in bar parking lots and call the cops on people trying to drive home drunk.
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>>690708165

>pls leave

No u
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>>690705150
>I am a better person than you
>Being defensive about having a fucking interlock on your car
>While trying to bypass it to drive smashed again
I wish they'd just take your license, they're never hard enough on drunk drivers. Guy I knew in high school got a DUI trying to leave a party (where he ran into several parked cars and police cruisers, and they almost shot him because he almost rammed officers).
He then proceeded to get at least 2 more DUIs when his license was already fucking suspended for the first one, and they still gave it back to him like 5 years later
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>>690704520
Don't let yourself get caught in the first place, dipshit.
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>>690707575
Look at how the faggot is responding to everyone in this thread.

No.
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>>690708299

Explain
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>>690704520
blow it up
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>>690705150
What a dumb fucking explanation.
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>>690705150
> I am a better person than you I guarantee it you asshole
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>>690708416
>>690707595
Samefag
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>>690708510
wait........... wat?
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>>690708532
Driving drunk after the party is what got him the ignition lock.

Now him and the other fags want a way to bypass it so they can keep driving drunk after they've been caught a couple times before.
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>>690708751

>doesn't know what samefagging is

newfag
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>>690705150
of course OP did nothing wrong
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>>690708876

Now yer stoopid
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>>690705150
good people dont drink and drive.
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>>690708876
I know a guy that blacked out while driving, ended up going the wrong way on the freeway...but it wasn't his fault because since he blacked out, how could it be?
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>>690707826
It shuts off the engine of you don't retest after the first ten minutes, then randomly after than.
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>>690705306
bt what if someone else is in the car and you have to put it in your mouth?
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>>690708904
an one man thread = samefagging
but I like the word so I found another use for it
>newfag
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>>690705548
underrated post..
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>>690704732
this
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>>690709377

It was already in his butt
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>>690707724
>on a Korean kek board
you and this meme need to die
or go back to tumblr
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>>690705894
i can feel your goodness eminating from this post op!
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>>690704732
/thread
fuck you, you child. wasted our tax $
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