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Illuminati real?

Stupid shit, kys
Also noone cares
Get off this board
Examine the first letters

>>690657755
That's an issue of semantics. There are elites that dictate what the status quo is, especially in modern film. They aren't out to control society... they just seek wealth, like anyone.

>>690658079
can we be penpals?

shouldnt you be working on the new album?

>>690658190
I'm afraid time is a huge constraint. Also, it would be against the advice of my legal team. I would love to, if it could remain totally anonymous and time wasn't a constraint.

>>690657424
I'm actually an intelligent dog with access to the Internet, but I'm not going to prove that I'm a dog.

>>690657424
Do actors get involved in the (especially strong) emotions of a scene; is is there too much disturbance.

>>690658388
I think you have the wrong idea.

are u frodo baggins

>>690658406
add me on kik?

>>690657424
what makes a good celeb art photographer? not the magazine kind of photographer. But the ones that capture more or less your essence.

>>690657955
Learn to greentext faggot.

>>690658476
So that's what you do while I'm away! Who guards the house?

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>sage cures autism.

>>690658486
I can only speak for myself, and even with me it varies. There have been a few scenes that really effected me. The dialogue can be tough. But the toughest part for me is when the character is based on some real archetype and I do a little method acting to get into character and I see first hand what people who are less fortunate than I are having to deal with.

Was Elijah Wood correct about a Jimmy Seville type scandal in Hollywood ?

>>690658611
also I dont mean. how do they work and what gear etc. I meant personality. what gets the job done to make a person feel comfortable and have trust in the photographer

>>690658611
Photography is a special kind of art that really has to be open. When you photograph a person, the more abstract, the better.

How is the business treating you? Does it let you travel?

>>690657424
Name the hottest high profile bitch you've banged

>>690659165
well Let me just take a photo of your left testicle's longest hair follicle...
or if your female... you know the drill.
But ok tnx

>>690659363
this

Jew

>>690658665
I hired some armed guards.

>>690659363
Dis

>>690658863
Is there a recent movie you like most? And what would be your all times best movie? I know it is hard to answer, depends on mood etc. Just what comes to mind.

>>690659165
I am a photographer btw. But im a nature landscape photographer... besides a publication here and there and some expositions... its not the same as people.. But I freeze up with strangers... oh well ill keep to my low key trade

>>690659700
Good dog!

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>>690657424
Will you plz kys

>>690657424
Did you sell your soul for wealth/fame.

do you have big plastic tits?

>>690659792
Recent? My most recent "favorite" was Moonrise Kingdom.

All-time would have to be Citizen Kane.

>>690660113
Thanks. I should watch them.

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Does it make you feel better about yourself pretending to anonymously be someone people give 2 shits about?

>>690657424
Will you pay off my student loan debt? It's only 45,000 and it would literally change my entire life.

>>690657424
is it harder, being famous, to random meet and befriend interesting normies?

>>690658635
why would he greentext any of that you fucking newfag

>>690660608
I think you'd feel horribly unaccomplished that you couldn't put your smarts to use and pay it off yourself if I did that. ;)

>high profile celebrity

Do you mean

>massive pile of shit

?

>>690660608
begging for anything except food os a place to sleep in winter is not ok

>>690660391
Moonrise kingdom is great in an ultra simplistic way.

>>690660840
>mad jelly

how's the cat doing?

>>690660815
Nah, I'd be ecstatic because I could finally live my life out of slavery.

>>690660847
I wasn't begging, it was a question and OP invited questions.
I would never beg for it, I'm not a piece of shit, just somebody who's had a rough go in life and would like a fresh start.

>>690657424
Then i cant ask you anything can i?

Girl or guy?

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>>690657955
FYI: 'no one' is TWO words, dipshit.

>>690660658
I don't think so, if anything it's much easier. People approach me a lot, and strike up conversations about almost anything, it seems. There are some who I can tell want to ask me questions or whatever about my works, but I can tell they are intimidated by the evil persona of A-listers that the media seems to portray a lot. I hate that, because I love people.

>>690657424
Fuck OP. I'm a higher profile celebrity and I WILL reveal my identity. Ask me anything.

>>690661126
ok. missread.. had a bit to much booze.
I feel you with the shit life though. I lost everything when my ex left. kids house car... all. still have no place to live. But ill make it again someday... and yeah I understand your question... a helping hand can be usefull. be glad u are still young...

>>690661415
Who are you

>>690660847
if OP could give me some food or a place to sleep in winter I'd be pretty fucking happy

>>690661126
>I'm not a piece of shit, just somebody who's had a rough go in life and would like a fresh start.

Welcome to the fucking club bitch, we've got spiked dildo's for everyone.

do u drink child blood like all of the high rank celebs in the US?

>>690661755
Only on Wednesdays. :)

>>690661415
I'm Tiger Woods

did any of your nudes come out when the fappening happened?

>>690661395
to generalize a bit. a chunk of famous people wont mind normies just talking to them about interests. life. etc. I guess I can understand why... might be a lot of people idolize too much

>>690661499
checked

I am a low-ranking local celebrity and will not reveal who I am.

>>690661962
Not that I'm aware of, though I'm not aware that I have any nudes to begin with.

>>690661495
I'm sorry to hear about you troubles, really, I know how much of a bastard life can be. My brother and closest friend died as a teenager. My world literally fell apart. I never knew how I could go on living without him, but I rebuilt my world and myself, and I'm happy again today for the most part.
Hang in there, man. We're more resilient than we realize, and things will get better.

>>690662100
your fake go kill yourself normie

>>690661503
if you are Europoor like me. we could share some food and shelter...

>>690662059
Well im lindsay lohan and ill probe it. Aske me anything

I'm a rather famous celeb too

>>690657424

have you ever tried auto-erotic asphyxiation?

if not, you should

Are you into satantic rituals ?

>>690662195
Are you Lindsay Lohan?

she said she consulted with her legal team before making a 4chan thread. that is so retarded that It proves your a FAKE

>>690657424
do you like buffalo wings?

Celebrity here too. Known for dancing.

>>690657424
What's it like to pretend to be a high profile celebrity on 4chan?

>>690662375
Yes

>>690662165
ye i ll come to u

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>>690657424
OP what is your favorite food and why?

>>690662501
Michael Jackson?

>>690662133
I believe that too... still learning to be alone and handle life on my own... one step at a time. I ve noticed there are more decent days than bad days the last year... so I count that as progress.. last suïcide attemt is months ago... and now I see my kids more again. its going uphill. so thanks for the kind words, and whoever is bottom deep.. hang in there... make some wrong and right decissions and keep going... im hoping for another 2 years before im happy again

>>690662339
I've spoken with people in the higher echelons of the church and while I agree from a philosophical standpoint, I don't conduct any rituals, nor am I a member.

>>690662633
Um... no

>>690657424
What do you think of JK Rowling's stance on the Brexit?

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>>690662531
It's great, it gives me something to do

>>690661841

why on wednesdays?

>>690662589
Vegetarian Eggplant Moussaka. It tastes good.

>>690662559
where from? I have some decent sleeping accomodations figured out..

>>690657424
Have you banged Taylor Swift yet?

>>690662801
Not familiar, sorry.

>>690662884
austria

>>690662539
Fuck. It checks out.

>>690662937
belgium...

>>690663015
ok whats the plan then

i ll come to you

>>690662937
what do u need btw? cause im homeless but I got family that helps... But we help other poorfag too

>>690657424
Were you a child actor?
Did you get molested?

what do you do if you go home and the home is not home?

>>690663219
Yes, no.

>>6906616 can meet u.... if u are ok dude.. ill hook u up with a caravan and some food man

>>690663314
Proof it's fake

>>690663287
You go to your home.

>>690663360
caravan?

>>690663208
a home would be nice

>>690663360
meant for >>690663116

>>690662838
Have you meet Mark Wahlberg if so, is he down to earth?

>>690657424
What's it like being closer to the top than most? Does the corruption only increase the higher you go?

Based on my knowledge base and what I've read and seen, there's always more bullshitters/liars/manipulators/sociopaths and so on in powerful and influential positions.

If this assumption is true, if I'm able to cultivate the necessary traits, could I build power and influence, too?

>>690657424

Could you possibly be Bill Murray?

>>690658486
This is bullshit. OP never claimed to be an actor, but is now playing along.

>>690663449
trailer for americans

>>690662501
Are you that fucking idiot Hiddleston?

>>690657424
Do you know channing Tatum? If so, does he smell like brut aftershave and smegma?

>>690663534
Yes. He's a real gentleman, and he's passionate about his work. I have nothing bad to say about Mark.

>>690657424
are you anton yelchin?

>>690657424
Give us some proof you nigger faggot.

>>690657424
Sup Maynard. Hows the winery going?

>>690657424
Is this Moot, speaking to us from the afterlife?

>>690657424
Taylor is that you again?

>>690663496
like I said... if you are chill I can give you a sweet caravan/trailer to live in. I and my brother also build a roof for sitting outside and a fire... with couches around.... its chill and warm and there Is Internet

>>690663633
Nope.

>>690663573
Nope, not Bill Murray. I am a huge fan of his though, and have always been enamored with his acting ability.

>>690657955
>noone

>>690662701
It's all up to you, honestly. You make the decision about how you react to things each day. The only thing you can control in this world is yourself and how you are affected by things. So keep working at it. Being a happy person takes effort and practice, but it's easier than you might think.

And please don't kill yourself, not when there are people who care about you. I've wondered before whether it would be better to just die, and sure at times it might seem better for YOU, but you have to remember how it would affect the people you care about. That's what has always stopped me from every actually trying anything. I could never do that to my family, it would be so selfish.

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Go home Corey Feldman, you're drunk and irrelevant.

>>690657424
Hey Tay Tay

>>690663968
hey op... if you read our homeless talking about trailers and staying warm and fed... if you d be I europe would t u wanne chill with the down to earth people?

>>690660997
M E T A
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>>690661881
That's not a question you fucking retard

are you gonna try to kill me if i come

OP here. Still hangin on despite all the shitposting. Have time for a few more (legitimate) questions.

Nicolas Cage...

>>690662195
Does your first name start with L

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>>690663714
Cool, do you ever have time to meet any of your family members, also do you ever get any sleep??

>>690657424

how much sex do they have in hollywood

>pls

>>690663421
Kek

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Warcraft movie. Good or bad ?

>>690664539
Yes, but mostly in between shoots, which can last months. Sleep is hard to come by.

>>690664036
I only did it when I was at my most exposed self. showing what I felt and what hurts. not always with words... But still obvious.. and then people would send me away, ignore me or push me around... and that just made me hate this world more than living in it.

Yeah I'm with that other guy. OP said they were a celebrity, someone asked an acting-related question, and it just so happens that OP is an actor? Give us your initials or I call bullshit, OP

>>690662633
Stupid, he don't got WiFi

>>690664575
The sex in Hollywood is currently 1,452,988.7

>>690663957
Are you a Britbong, then? Cause you sound pretentious as fuck.

austrian guy... need a steady sleep place and food or no?

>>690664940
Which celebrity is having .7 of a sex right now?

>>690664992
Tru

>>690665065
are you gonna try to kill me if i come

>>690660113
I fucking despised moonrise kingdom. Shitty awkward comedy. I thought grand budapest was 500x better

>>690665128
Definitely yes, 100%
Still in?

>>690665145
I thought the total opposite. Sorry?

So guys what are the odds this is Taylor Swift

>>690665145
havent seen the moonrisething. sounds like shitty anime, but the grand budapest was a real good movie 8.35/10

>>690665360
I will tell you right now that I'm not Tay Tay, haha. Sorry!

>>690657424
>I will not reveal my identity
>Immediately reveals they're an actor

Try again in a few hours, faggot.

>>690657424
This sounds like it won't be exceptionally faggot. /S

>>690664882
Who else would refer to themselves as a celebrity besides an actor? An athlete calls themself an athlete. A newscaster calls themself a newscaster. Only actors think they are "celebrated".

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>>690657424
Shut the fuck up OP

>>690665128
>>690665195
not me... nah.. like I said... I first want to meet... I ve got a decent setup now... but I know to be causius... so... im in for helping you... get to know another human. But I cant just meet up at the caravan and say ok you sleep with me without meeting you first...

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>>690664761
What is your favorite song?

>>690659363
this

inb4 OP is a C lister with illusions of grandeur.

>>690665657
But I'm not talking. I never was... my mouth has been shut the entire time.

>>690665787
Little Red Corvette

>>690665527
Initials or gtfo faker

>>690665110
Are you Bumblefuck Cumsabunch?

>>690665527
Take us a picture of your back yard to prove your high profile lifestyle

>>690665841
wanne meet up with me and the austrian poorfag... you might get a good story about hardships and life

>I will not reveal my identity, nor will I try to "prove" to you anything.

In the trash it goes.

>>690666006
I already did, in a way.

>>690665961
Fuck you nigger I'm not a celebrity I said Tru because I agree that OP sounds pretentious as fuck not because I'm a fucking britbong you shekel-thieving kike god I hope you get Zika and die

>>690665757
oh if i could come i would

i cant though

>>690666144
If your name was called out, would you admit it?

>>690666325
its not the guy from tool

>>690666325
No, I wouldn't.

>>690666144
This is low quality bait. Initials NOW

>>690666417
Then you're a nigger

>>690666417
Then you, sir, are a liar.
/thread
>turn 360 and walk away

>>690666234
Are you Booblesnatch Conklebonk?

>>690666321
too bad.. last summer I helped a Serviër and this winter 2 iraqi. also some friends that got homeless. But I understand its quite a distance.

what's the last time you got laid, and how easy is it for you to pick up strange?

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>>690660815
Is this nigga for real

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TOM HANKS HERE AMA - NOT LYING FAM THIS IS FOR REAL 4CHAN FRIENDS!

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>>690666006

>>690666862
op is Johny depp... hes got some metal issues. anxiety and stuff.. some shit with his wife now... prolly a bit drunk etc...

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>>690667220

That appears to be Scotland.

Are you James Robertson Justice?

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>>690665943
Why do you come to 4chan?

OP is shia laboeuf

i raided his IP

>>690667241
I do not believe for one second that Johnny Depp can read and write.

austrian. Oostenrijk anon... do you lurk? if u ever need anything... als ill random ly ask if ure there if u lurk..

>>690666862
Son are you fucking retarded

>>690667515
I like the freedom of expression that the anonymity provides. You can see people's true colors

>>690667793

time after time.

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>>690660815

>>690667793
Your true color is nigger. N-I-G-G-E-R.

NIGGER
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G
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>>690667793
Are you an actor/actress, musician, polititian, or something else?

>>690667483
It's actually CA. Our mountains here look furry, and it rarely rains but I see a lot of fog.

>>690667793
u can see I went from drunk to wasted

>>690665145
steve zissou's my favorite

>>690668157
I do film, as I have openly admitted.

>>690668157
NIGGER

im wasted.. gonna make a thread with a needle

>>690668300
INITIALS NOW

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>186 replies and 18 images omitted

final proof /b/ is inhabited by cretins

Are you jewish?
Are you male or female?
What is the color of your hair?
How tall are you?
How much do you weigh?
Are you a cunt?

>>690668300
Knock knock

>>690668300
op.. actor or not.. thread was good for me. bye

>>690668375

Coming from someone post a lele rage face XddDDD
Fuck off

>>690665943
ever heard little honda?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IHmRxpumtB4

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>>690667793
Same reason I'm here also. ;) I'm out thanks for your time OP.

>>690668300
Would you be willing to give us the name of a movie you were in?

>>690658388
Were you thinking maynard? I was.

>>690668554
This is OP samefagging

do you have any other high profile celebrities on your phone? who?

>>690668639
This is literally a 50 year old man pretending to be a celebrity samefagging himself

>>690668670
wineyard

can u call dr. dre for me? I think im ill

>>690668520
okay

>>690657424
Hey, I know this is pretty obvious but you OP, what's your gender? (THIS IS IN NO WAY NOT AGAINST YOUR CONTRACT WITH YOU LAWYER, IS IT?)

Hey OP riddle me this:
What are your fucking initials you goddamn nigger

>>690669184
mjk

>>690669096
leaving if it's a guy

>>690669333
THANK YOU

>>690669361
No not at all, just asking if you were to answer my question or not.

>>690669333
Oh shit are you Martin Luther King

justin beiber is that you hello

>>690657424
fucking gay
>anyone who took this seriously is fucking dumb

>>690669471
I'm not OP, I'm saying if OP turns out to be a guy, I'm leaving.

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>>690668584

Truth hurts.

I know.

Here another one for you.
Kek.

>>690657424
May i have the password?

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>>690662589
I'm not OP ;]

Fuck guys I think its Martin Luther King

>>690657424

It's Rupert Pupkin.

>>690669333
michael j. keaton....

>>690669672
yes

>>690669333
Are you Martin Luther King???

>>690669763
Who the fuck is that

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>>690668675
>>690668827

>>690669771
yes i am

>>690666417
Wil Wheaton?

>>690669763
that's a weird way to spell Taylor Swift

>>690669826
well dank, what's your phone?