>>690602292

>Spiky hair
>Useless duck
>Magical mouse

>three men are sad
>then they meet
>argue a lot
>make money together

>>690602654
kingdom hearts

>be cute girl
>beat up other cute girls
>have tea with everyone

>>690602898
gta 5

>>690603604
Dead or alive?

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>do math
>in space

>>690604168
Do they drink tea ?
And there are dudes as well.
So, no.

>power involves hentai
>dank leather jacket
>kill people with hentai
>zombies

>>690604188
Such beginner math, god, noob do you even diffeq?

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>>690604384
Fugg

>>690604421
Remind me of Parasite in the city, but I don't think you're thinking about that.

>>690604538
Yep. Ordinary and partial.

>make fire
>dig a hole in the ground and stay there
>watch out for skeleton

>>690604596
It does involve a parasite of sorts

>>690604663
teh poissan-boltzman equation laughs at you loudly

>muh cold war
>muh boss
>muh nuclear weapon

>you call your horse
>you call your horse again
>you cry for your horse
>art

>>690602292
Mega man x4

> Round guy
> MmmmMMMM!! Dots! Nom-nom-nom
> ''Leave me be, you persistent wandering spirits!''

>>690604887
Mgs3

>>690604964
Shadow of the colossus

>>690604838
k dude

>>690605021
Tasty planet or agario

>>690602654
>donald
>useless
you need to accomodate him. get good, scrub.

>>690605021
Pac-man.
I watched my mother playing this and tetris from my crib.

>>690604967
yep

>>690605084
As always

>>690604964
Erd Derd Erdermpshun

>>690604188
Math blasters ftw

>>690605187
Did she ever try to strangle you when you cried, like modern mothers do when they mix infants and farmville?

>waifu simulator

>>690605276
That's it.

>>690605348
What is the Internet?

>>690605320
Why would have I cried while watching the two best games ever created ?
Modern babies cry because they have to watch shit.

>>690605401
Hint
>boobs the game

>>690605143
While incorrect, I DO LOVE this answer!

> I also Love You, as well, Anon!

>Die
>Die again
>Die x5
>actually kinda easy

>>690602292
grab stuff get points an power to get to a hoe nudda levva

>be god
>help people
>kill demons
>japen art

>>690605609
dark souls?

>>690605609
Dark souls 3

>>690605609
I wanna be the guy the movie: the game

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>>690605584
Ty anon

>all russians dress white
>all blacks are fat
>quickest restart

>>690603604
Alice?

>>690605674
Okami

>>690605910
real life

>be dog
>evil spirit attacks
>you paint

>>690605910
Hotline miami

>>690605690
>>690605724
Obviously

>>690605187
This answer happens to be correct! Congratulations Anon! You have won my Respect, Admiration, and Erection!

Also, seeing as how YOU mentioned her first, I see no harm in inquiring about your Mother's relationship status and her Vaginal Capacity.

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>>690605975
Yep

>>690604675
minecraft

>balls
>clubs
>need to be negative
>angry wife
>wii

>>690605568
DOA extreme

>>690605568
Dead or alive xtreme beach volleyball?

>>690605910
Hotline Miami 2

>>690605972
Okami for sure

>abused boy
>explores floors
>gets disfigured from powerups
>kills satan

>>690605972
See
>>690605937

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>>690602292
Something rather different
> Two drunk brothers
> Much Red
> Boss hates me
> Got to get this shit there before he freaks at us
> He still freaks at us till the very end
> METAL

I'll be genuinely impressed if anyone gets it.

>make a big ball

>>690605972
Okami

>>690606207
>>690606213
That gave it away too easily

>>690606306
Binding of Issac?

>>690606156
Tiger woods golf

>>690606434
Yes

>>690606134
yup

>>690606064
Well, as it happens, she's been free again since last month.
If dick size is hereditary she's probably still tight too.
Might live a bit far away from you tho.

>>690605922
Not that either.

>>690603604
Hint : youkai.

>every youtuber that can hold a controller has played it
>glorified snake

>fight with your friends
>main character is a green dude
>slam

>>690606674
FNAF

>>690606697
TMNT or Battletoads

>real life actor
>metal
>demons
>emos

Challenging one
>old-style art
>sprites, 16bit, etc
>explore a dungeon
>use guns
>defeat a dragon
>final boss is a skeleton with a gun

It's a recent game

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>>690602292
>chill
>fast forward centuries
>where's muh boy
>mutants
>he is now grandpa

>>690606775
Nope on both answers.

>people die when they are killed
>infinite resets

>>690606674
Slither.io

>>690605872
You're quite welcome, my Dear! As you may well already not know, I miss your smile, your Radiant Brown Eye, and your Sweet Buttered Unshaven Thighs!

> Can you ever forgive me? Please come home! The kids ask about you all the time and can't WAIT to meet you!

>>690606727
Nope>>690606809
Fuck i know this,whats tge name

>>690606794
Brutal legend

>>690606809
ori and the blind forest

>>690606885
Ye

>>690607018
Nope

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>>690606866
Fallout 4. Also checked

>i want to be a vip
>i can t stand vips
>i must piss on flies

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>be not moddable
>be cucked by jews
>be overpriced
>come out every fucking year
>be worse every year a bit more

who am I?

>Monsters invading earth through portals
>You have to fight them with girls
>Girls who get all drippy drop wet from touching your hand
>Warrior babies from all that hand on hand action

>betrayed by peers
>wants revenge
>lots of boobs
>MC kills a giant version of the lord of incest at the end

>>690607132
Final Fantasy

>>690606968
Yep

>>690607132
Anything made by EA

>>690607086
I'm just fucking with you enter the gungeon

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>>690607118
Exactly. For checking and guessing correctly, this thread has won my bug porn folder

>HYAAA
>HYA
>HYUH

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>Be Counterterrorist
>Kill Terrorists

>>690607132
Call of duty

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>>690607327
TF2

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>>690607234
>>690607269
both wrong

>>690606408
Katamari

>>690607327
What is 9/11

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>>690607371

>be tripping hard
>wake up
>kill yourself

>>690607291
Bingo

>>690607326
He Man and the Masters of the Universe

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>>690607409

>>690607327
Counter strike.

>>690607132
Assassins Creed

>>690607403
correct

>>690607397
Call of duty

>>690607334
yes thats it.

congratulations boy you are now officially the winner faggot

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>>690607459

>>690607474
what gave it away tho

>>690607299
>>690607371
>>690607409
>>690607459
>>690607498
Snails aint no bugs bro.

>>690605348
>>690605568
Dude, there are hundreds of Japanese eroge games are are literally waifu simulators, it is explicitly what they are made to be. You are going to need to give some detail beyond just "it's a porn game" if you expect anyone to guess.

That said what you don't know says something you and by exension the titles you might be exposed to so I'm going to go ahead and guess Catherine.

>>690607326
Zelda

>>690607498
Can you not post this

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>>690607498
>be aliens

>>690607589
>What if Zelda was a girl ?

>be me
>50yo edgelord
>an hero'd in debut game
>ayy lmao blows shit up
>be a dipshit and work for ayy lmao
>steal guns
>nobody wanted this

>Exploran space, find this nice planet
>Send down like 1000 people to colonize. Including old warrior dude and sword chick he was fucking on the side.
>Shit blows up on planet
>Lets go check that out
>Space penguins, bears on legs, dragons, and crazy computer virus
>Researcher plays dead on a raft.
>Highly fuckable robo-bitches
>FSOD and lose everything because of one damn group of fucktards.
>Lets do I again, except with cards.

>>690607326
Zelda OOT and MM

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>>690607653
be rappers

>get the Australium to the rocket

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>be a game inspired by a really good game
>get attention more and more
>grow
>be infested with kids and wannabes
>be the worst shit hole

name the game

>>690607693
Destroy all Humans 2

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>>690607750
>need to gtfo off earth

>>690607829
Overwatch

>You fly a space ship
>Scully is the voice of your computer
>Furious action

>>690607829
undertale

>>690605348
Overwatch

>>690607907
no

>>690603604
Touhou

>Rats eating eyes
>Eldritch horrors
>Skeleton Romans
>Everybody dies, except black dude and main character
>Cliffhanger never solved

>>690607847
nope

>>690608029
Nah man, Overwatch was correct.

>>690606573
True Love transcends ANY Earthly distance! Tell her that you have located her Soulmate! On 4chan, of all places! A fact that can ONLY mean that it IS certain to Stand the Test of Time, and the Test of STD's Common among Today's Carnie Population.

> BTW... Did you just imply that you are Hung Like A Pimple? Is your Penis an 'Inny'? Do babies laugh when they see your Dick, and if so- WHY THE KANGAROO-FUCK ARE YOU SHOWING YOUR GUT-HOOK TO BABIES?!? ( Take your time and think carefully because there are only two correct answers! )

>you're the chosen one
>you get all the slaves you want
>you climb monster
>you're the last boss

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>>690607870
>be a 3/4 perspective 1990's dungeon crawler

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>>690608091
Yep.
Congratulation man.

>>690606408
Katamari Damacy

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>>690608266
get get

>>690608164
LEGO Star Wars Freeplay mode

>Who's that man?!
>Who's that man?!

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>>690608334

>>690608388
Half Life

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>>690608481

>>690607212
God of war 2?

>be lesbian
>travel back in time
>mass destruction

>>690608355
No
>ng only by suicide

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>>690608524

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>>690608561

>>690608527
DING DING DING DING!!!

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>>690608649

>>690608559
Hillary Clintons campaign strategy.

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>>690608741

>Shootin niggers and chinks
>Partner is retarded
>kills old friend

>>690608808
Club Penguin

>>690608164
Dragon's dogma

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>>690608797

>>690608138
I just told her, she requests a dick pic with a time stamp and a ruler for scale.
Doesn't want to repeat her past errors.

I do what I do because I enjoy it and they're too young to form any traumatising memory and still find this funny.
Win-win situation.