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Don't have anything to contribute, my shitty computer finally died
So take this bump
>>690566011
You guys are some real faggots, they would h8 u in japan
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ozMuy_k4Nrg
>>690566553
Is there any more like this?
Fuck off and die paedophile scum
>>690568290
I agree in that american football shouldn't be called football. But handegg is fucking retarted
>>690568803
Well that's what it is. Besides, a retarded name for a retarded sport for a retarded country.
>>690567813
They only made CP illegal two years ago bro. And everyone was given a year to get rid off it.
This was basically done because of negative foreign attention too.
>>690566130
>When the artist can't draw feet
>>690569158
we're trying to fap
i politely request you stop spamming, and let us enjoy our fictional pornography
>>690568953
Yeah I live there and its retarded, all of it
>>690569467
Kill yourself paedophile
>>690566011
>TFW no matter how much time folks spend to troll loli threads, another loli thread will eventually come along
>>690569970
Any time we can slow down or stop the paedophiles is a win.
Dubs and loli threads are a requirement
>>690570410
A requirement of faggotry perhaps
>>690570502
Loli isn't illegal, if you don't like it GTFO
>>690570564
It is in several countries. If you DO like it GTFO.
>>690570678
No u, pedo scum.
>>690570642
How bout you get outta this thread you foreign scum
>>690570832
Fuck off and die pedo
>>690570914
Not a pedo if it's drawn lol
>>690571003
Yes you are. Kill yourself.
>>690571110
So if I draw a car, its real?
I hope one day you underage retards will realize you're wasting your time on a board that's literally a 24/7 porn dump, with everything that everyone posts being deleted no more than 2 hours after it's uploaded. I don't know what any of you are trying to accomplish if you aren't out for personal satisfaction. Please refer to global rule 2 and start obeying it.
>>690571264
Only if you download the car
>>690571245
i want that boob to tickle the back of my mouth
>>690571264
That's completely different. If you draw a car getting fucked you're a fucking weirdo. If you draw a child being raped you're a pedophile.
>>690571110
the argument is:
these drawings are underage girls?
the counter argument:
they are drawings, not girls at all
this is the point where you argue the point, otherwise you loose the argument, learn to argue, it has a proper format and you apparently dont understand its workings.
>>690571335
>underage
>fapping to loli
Makes so.much sense
>>690571445
I don't understand what you're trying to imply at all. Learn to greentext.
I dunno, why don't you try and let us know how that works out. Give your wanking hand a much needed rest, pedo.
>>690571433
You DO know you're on /b/ right
Lolis (and Cars) are always being posted having sex here
>>690571335
Yeah and one day you pedos will realise what scum you are and kill yourselves, or go to jail. Being underage and just not being a pedo are not the same.
>>690571492
>underage /b/ tards ITT are fapping to lolis their own age
while i await rebuttal
>>690571512
I read that in Ike's voice
>>690571532
So its suddenly ok to be a pedo? Kill yourself. Thinking about child rape/molestation makes you a pedophile.
>>690571443
Pic related
>>690571641
Well hell, at least we aint the ones with a huge collection of pictures of grossly malformed nipples, what kind of weird freak are you ?
>>690571641
I will not be caught, I will not kill myself, YOU will always be mad and try "cure" what's been on /b/ since 2003
>>690571689
If somebody wants to fap, let them, don't impede on some one for having a fetish, that is not your right, it will do more harm than good. And you're still greentexting wrong.
>>690571641
If you had paid attention in English class, people could pick your retarded posts apart and try to argue you. But again, you probably don't know how to properly argue. Get off 4chan, it's a site for adults. Come back in about 5 years.
>>690571641
that was poorly worded and ridiculous, few anons (if any) will magically adhere to your mediocre and fictional grasp on reality.
also....loli
>>690572012
Green texting is good for
>observations
>Thoughts
>recanting
And jokes
>>690572065
i like your style
>>690571697
You keep on waiting. Not the anon you're waiting on, but I don't really care what you jerk off to. You could have 100 tb of hard core infant rape snuff films on a private server for all I give a fuck.
I derive sexual and emotional pleasure from ruining your thread and keeping your hands busy so you can't masturbate.
>>Fucking rock hard right now, like you wouldn't believe. Gonna go fuck an adult woman with this monster soon as we hit image cap.
>>690570642
4chans servers are in the US, other countries laws dont mean shit.
>>690572222
>implying you get laid
>finds pleasure in ruining threads
Yeah, no
>>690572205
Lurk 2 years before posting.
>>690571759
I know, right?
>>690571933
fellow anon, there is literally no reason to fear capture, and no crime to incentivize to capture you. i fully realise that you may not be in the US but just so long as you aren't making a huge deal of it, you should remain unmolested by law enforcement
>>690572339
>2 years
I've been here since 2007, many have tried to stop the cancer and all have failed
>you will now become a statistic
>>690572322
God's honest truth, I'm just here because I work odd hours and my wife isn't awake yet.
>>690572544
Lurk 2 years before posting.
>>690572222
then, by all means, continue.
there is no reason for me to hold you back, speaking from years of posting on /b/ this thread belongs to spideyfags just as mutch as lolifags, the tread would be strange without any resistance.
also, checked
>>690572552
Fuck her in her sleep?
>>690572663
>repeating yourself
>>690572552
always this fagot
mr has a life and has to ruin loli for others
you're the real sicko here
>>690572322
Also, nice dubs. Too bad you were trying to argue with QUADS MOTHERFUCKER!
>>690572795
Its too bad those quads were wasted
>>690572434
a proxy or 2 also help somtimes
>>690572749
Hell no, she'd kill me in mine.
>>690573085
You're not a real /b/to until you've fucked at least 1 sleeping gril
>>690572703
Much obliged.
>>690572544
im 34 and i've been here since '03... eventually you will learn; its all cancer.
i really gotta get a hobby.
>>690572911
only to stop other anons from retrieving your personal information, the simple fact of the matter is, our various governments dont really care one way or the other what we do, and only arrest one guy once in a while to remind us we can, its the same concept as those people who save 1 life and the media blows it out of proportion, ignoring the EMT that saves dozens in one day.
>>690573232
you're not a real /b/tard till you become a wizard.
>>690573325
/b/ was cancer when it was created, we've exposed ourselves to it and now we're a dying breed
>>690572757
Yep. I'm selfish like that. But I'll give you my favorite spidey photo to fap to.
>>690573464
we are the metastasis spreading the cancer across the internet.
>>690573300
if you are the same poster, continually checking you will get repetitive, but i none-the-less do so with a tang of jealousy, nice double dubs anon.
>>690573476
disgusting
>>690573464
It would be better if this shit board was just deleted at this point.
>>690573808
The cancer would then spread tumour boards
Anyone have the name to a comic? It's this tanned little 4th grader at a hotsprings kind of resort with her grandfather. Guy ends up moving her to a separate part and cumming in her ass before her grandfather tells her they have to go.canf remember the name
>>690573438
Was already too late for me when I stumbled on 4chan after getting board with ytmnd. Had lost my wizard status well before 04 (when I first found /b/, wish I'd been here to see it in 03). I'll have to settle for being a shitposter who loves a good spidey thread.
>>over a decade of intermittent /b/ use, first ever quads in this thread.
>>690573882
Are you saying they would make their own boards? Cause they would have to go to another chan for that. People might get pissy but 90% of this board would just go "I can't post muh stupid shit anywhere else on this site?! 4chan is dead!! I'm going back to facebook!"
>>690574047
Yes, see 8ch@n
>>690573599
Man, what a great way to end my day. Quads, double dubs and a spidey thread.
Gonna see if I can get the Mrs to swallow and buy a lottery ticket.
>>690574047
tis a sad trouth you speak.
>>690573968
my condolences, im sure it was a marvelous hat/beard/cape/staff combo.
congrats on the pussy though, at least there is an upside.
>>690573659
Dude... just no. Glorious. I'd hit that so hard you'd have to be the one true king of England to pull me back out.
>>690574171
with all haste anon (before it all comes crashing down), and farewell to you, have a pleasant day, and may your sexual conquest be great.
>>690574379
Nah, never even got fit for my pointy hat. Sorry I was unclear, never actually had wizardry status, lost the option at 19. Shame though, there are times I'd have traded all the pussy I ever had for the ability to burn a man to a cinder just by wanting it.
>>690574539
Why thank you anon! I'll be on my way soon, I hear her stirring (and by stirring, I mean dropping a morning deuce... the realities of marriage and sexiness).
>>690572222
cool numbers dickwad
>>690575129
Many thanks!
Saged, reported, hidden, called the mods, emailed moot, emailed the admin, called the cops, called the state police, called the county sheriff, called your ISP, called the District Attorney, called Interpol, called the NYPD, called the State Attorney, called the LAPD, called Child Protective Services called the FBI, called US Homeland Security, called the CIA, called the NSA, called the US Marshals, called the local courthouse, called your State Constable, called London Metropolitan Police, called the German Police, called the TSA, called the US President, called the attorney general, called the National Guard, called the US marines, called the US Navy, called the US Air Force, called the US army, called the Royal Navy, called the governor of every state, called the Federal Air Marshals, called every sheriff deputy, called the Coast Guard, called the US Customs and Border Protection, called the RCMP, called every park ranger, called the mayor of every city in France, called the British Army, called the Queen, called NATO, called the Russian Air Force, called the Federal flight deck officers, called the UN, called the Corrections Department for every state, called the Australian Federal Police, called SWAT, called the Supreme Court, called the Mexican Police, called the White House, called the DEA, called the inspector general, called the Secret Service, called CNN, called ABC, called the vice president, called the senators for every state, called congress, called the pope, called CHP, called the Department of Fish and Wildlife for every state, called the internet police, called the US Capitol Police, called every school district in Canada, called the Party Van, called the GSG9, called the GIGN, called the FSB, called the KBG, called the DSR, called the the BIMPEL, called the BGP, called the NTSB, called the MHV, called the HSIAS, called Sony.
Don't worry, I've got you fam's I'll deliver some Rustle for you
>>690575292
Yes, we'll played sir, but you most post pictures as well! Pictures of Spiderman!
Keep up the good fight while I'm away!
Tally ho!
>>690569454
Disgusting.
Hideous.
>>690569467
It's time to stop the lolis
>>690568290
newfag spotted
>>690575411
much appreciated, i shall take the exit now, as you take the floor, fair posting.
i nearly rewuested you stop saying "fam" but then saw that you are posting to rustle some jimmies, realised that mine were softly rustling, good job.
>>690568290
kill yourself you putrid swine
>>690575680
Dyou have any other Rustle uncensored?
About 75% of my collection is censored
>>690575411 (dubs)
>>690575772
Wait, you can say fam again?
smh tbh fam?
thank you based hiro
>>690575833
great doubles
>>690575772
The fam rustlings are only that, fam rustlings, you know you love it as do I, go in peace good sir
>>690575840
99.9% censored my friend, fuck Japan
Lolis win
>>690576084
That really good thing to say pedo? The spider men will be at your next thread, and the one after that. They won't give up. Thank you spider /b/ros
Rustle friend continues on!
690576255
>>690576286
You cannot remove it
>>690576324
Oh boy that did not link well >>690576255
>>690576286
>loli
>pedo
try again you butthurt little faggot
>>690568987
Really? Source?
>>690569077
>>690569054
>>690569015
MOAAAAAAR PLEAAAAAASE
>>690567024
Sauce pls
why did they take down the other thread??
>>690577584
because they hate you personally
>>690570502
Is reddit closed today? Fuck off newfag
>>690569813
literally no-one in this thread cares that you spend your time posting spiderman in loli threads.
>>690569951
MOAR!
>>690580871
You cared enough to respond, shitfag
>>690570151
Your daughter or the little girls close to your heart. Raped. By you. You corrode their minds and bodies with your senseless and boundless hate. You deserve castration and mutilation for the things you do to them. Attempting to prevent them from experiencing love by your brainwashed hate and foamy mouth you tare at their worlds. They are forced to feel horrible things because of you. You are part of the cancer of this world and deep down they know it. They will instinctively shy more and more away from you as the wrongness that is your soul becomes apparent to them on a subconscious level as their conscious has been too destroyed by you to even register what is right and wrong in this world.
>>690581037
Posting for my entertainment, getting you to further wet your morally ignorant diapers. Come at me /bro.
>>690569181
>>690569221
Anon, you have the power. You could save /d/! You can make /d/ great again! This is some good shit, it can't be wasted on a spiderman thread.
bamp
>>690568664
This is nice. Brings back so many good memories.
