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>Protip: They're not straight.

>Straight guys like traps

HAHAHAHAHA.

Seriously dudes who I have met who like traps are secretly closet homos or bisexual.

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>>690373433
just another soft, warm, wet, hole.

>>690373433
Because they're feminine, they love anal, and you never have to worry about getting a trap pregnant. That, and they have MALE logic, so they aren't fucking stupid like women.

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>>690374413
Because only fags like women, right?

>>690373433
Cause you haven't always liked traps. The things that you have always liked, have ripped your heart to shreads or disappointed you, time in and time out.
You know its a boy, you can make all the excuses you want, but you cant lie to yourself. Nor should you.
You just want to believe that something different might end differently, sure makes sense, huh?

So take comfort that you aren't insane, not ever again to repeat the same mistake.

Guys who like traps are not straight.

Therefore, straight guys do not like traps.

>>690373960
>>690373638
>>690374908
i just reported this, have fun in the pokey, faggot

>>690376080
i just reported this, have fun in the pokey, faggot

>>690376016
You pretty much summed up the facts as to why straight guys like traps. This is quite possibly the smartest thing I have ever read here on /b/.

Watching Witch if anyone wants to join
http://connectcast.tv/ImperatorAquila

>>690373433
looks like a woman, you can talk to it like a guy

>>690373433
Idk I just like cocks on hot girls

>>690373960
I like traps but wouldn't bang a guy.

>I've tried, wasn't into it

So what am I now, does that count bisexual since I don't lean all the way into being attracted to masculinity?

>>690373433
Because 21st century western women are just awful.

>>690373433
Because they are in fact faggots in denial that love cock, pretty much like you.

A straight guy does not like cocks i know because i only like females

>>690373638
>>690373960
>>690374908
>>690376080
this thread is full of sexually insecure closet fags. good times.

>>690373433
What's not to like? The truly feminine looking traps look just like women, they have a body like a woman, most of them take hormones so they have real tits, everything is female, EXCEPT for the cock between their legs. But really? WHO CARES! Pussy is overrated anyway. A trap can't get pregnant, you never have to worry about pulling out, traps LOVE anal and most are cock sucking hungry whores that WANT to please you, they are MEN so they won't NAG you to death like women do, they won't bitch and complain because they're just "one of the guys" that just so happens to look like a girl. It's fucking win-win!! Not hard to see why straight guys go for traps!

>>690376927
>i only like females
keep saying it, maybe it'll become true

>>690373960
>secretely

>>690376645
While I will not agree this is why fags like traps, I cannot argue about this truth.

>>690373433
source?

>>690377223
>projecting this hard
Not everyone is a faggot like you bro

>>690373433
I would rather stick my dick up his ass than into a slag's pussy any fucking day. The trap in your picture is hotter than most of the women I've been with anyway!

>>690376645
THIS! So fucking true.

>>690373433
Because women have failed mens and there is now a void that needs filling. A Trap fills this void. Men need to put their penis in a hole, if it's not a womens hole, it's a mans.

>>690373433
Ive fucked a trap before. I would say im straight since I would probably never do it again. However I fucked something with a dick therefore im not straight. Though its really not that great, vagina is still 10x better especially going down on one. Cock not so much.

>>690373433
Any more pics of her?

>>690377713
Him*

Straight guys don't like traps.
Only faggots do.

>>690377767
Him, her...who gives a fuck mate? Jesus...

>>690377842
Wrong again you backwards hillbilly fuck. I've been with only women all my life, fucked only women all my life, but I am attracted to the feminine looking traps. I'm not a faggot. I am not into men nor am I into masculinity. A feminine trap is just a woman with a cock. Sure the cock throws things off a bit, but it's still a female body none the less. Men are disgusting, I would never shove my dick in a mans asshole. But a sexy trap that looked just like a woman? WHY THE FUCK NOT? Doesn't mean i'm a faggot. Faggot's are into manly men. I would never be into that. It's a turn off. So your logic is flawed.

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>this thread tonight

>>690378377
checkd'

I like really feminine guys

Im straight but honestly if she came onto me I would have no choice but to suck her dick and fuck her in the ass.

Thats the unicorn right there, way too rare and beautiful to pass up

>>690373433
>you are not straight if you like traps

>>690374413
>> male logic

Mostly just fucked up in the head

>>690373433
Who is this! please tell me.

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>>690374413
>MALE logic

I fucked a Trap about 10 years ago. It was fun.
I'm now married to a women and have 2 kids.
I'm not gay.

>>690373433
I don't think it counts as straight, maybe bi, like me I guess, because I still fucking love women, but some qt traps get me hard af

>>690378807
>stewin' and brewin'

>>690378300
Keep making excuses, homo.
You always say "we fap to them because the look feminine". Women look more feminine, why not fap to them? Yet, you are looking for traps, you like when a feminine looking creature has a dick. Otherwise you wouldn't fap to something 90% feminine, when you have a lot of porn with 100% women on the web. This makes you a guy liking dicks. A faggot.

>>690377086
Its true though. You like traps, youre gay as fuck.

It's just fucking sex. In the scheme of things, it matters not one fucking iota what you like or what it makes you so who fucking cares man?

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trap haters are soooooo easy to troll

>>690379297
This.

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>>690373433
CNN ARTICLE: "The path to happiness for millennial men is ... kids"

>captioned with a gay married couple of two men with a 2 year old "son"


http://www.cnn.com/2016/06/17/health/millennial-fathers-happiness-work-life-balance-study/index.html


THE WEST IS DOOMED, YOU ARE CURSE, GOD WILL DESTROY YOU ABOMINATIONS

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>>690379429
so are mentally ill faggots.

>>690373433
Because its funny to see these broken people mistake attention for happiness

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>>690379567

>>690379135
^^^^^^^^

>>690373433
they dont. that's what straight means....

>>690379429
Sauce?

>>690379111
How can I be a faggot though when I have only ever been with women? I am NOT attracted to MEN. Masculinity turns me OFF. By that very definition I am NOT a faggot.

I will say that I get what you're saying though, if there are women to jerk off to, why jerk off to a trap. I get that logic, I do. My PERSONAL opinion is because some traps are actually really fucking hot. I just like feminine beauty. That's why I am NOT a faggot.

But it comes down to a matter of opinion and this topic will always be debated. Just the way it goes. All I am saying is, I am no faggot.

>>690376527
You are a special little faggot who can't even fuck guys neither girls. You are a sorry excuse for a man, you are God's joke like the platypus

>>690379758
Same way you can be a pedophile without fucking children. Having an attraction is enough to warrant the label

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>>690373433
>straight guys like traps

>>690379925
While I find pedos to be an abomination on this earth. To be a pedophile you have to FUCK children. Being attracted to them just makes you a sick fuck.

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>>690379716
dunno... here i think

>>690379925
Yeah, that's how it works. A man caught with CP is officially a pedo and gets v&, even if he didn't actually fuck a child.

>>690373433
You'll have to admit that he/she/it is attractive af

>>690380153
You're not right.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pedophilia

>>690380153
No, if you are attracted to children you're a paedophile but you're not a child molester unless you fuck/ sexually touch children.

>>690379567
How do you feel about straight couples adopting/using surrogates?

>>690373433
Boredom.

>>690373433
Attracted to feminity. Know what to do with a cock. Like the idea of being with someone who really knows how to treat a cock also.

>>690373960
Bisexual master race reporting in

>>690373433
they dont

>>690373433
A hole's a hole and my dick ain't got no eyes.

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>>690376140
>i just reported this
>>690376250
>i just reported this

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>>690373433
#trapsfortrump

>>690373433
Because it's different, faggot. When you've been jerking off to Internet porn for two decades vanilla shit gets boring.

>>690374106
FULL OF POO

>>690379758
It does make you a faggot. if you fuck something with a dick you are atleast bisexual. Stop lying to yourself

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>>690380669
A straight couple that adopts children at least doesn't teach those children the ways of sinning through homosexuality.

The adoptees of gay couples are doomed by this. Those orphans are cursed by their own biological parents, the misfortunes the orphan kids face are because of the sins of their parents.

Surrogacy is an abomination as well. If you can't have children, there's a reason why. God made it that way.

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>>690381273
Everyone's a faggot, but mostly the people preoccupied with others sexual interests.

>>690381083
Aw man. Weird that a dick doesn't put me off but support for Trump does. :D

>>690381083
pls sauce

>>690381525
Not everyone. Ive fucked a trap before, im definitely not straight even though I prefer women 100% more and would probably never fuck a trap again.

>>690374106

Source?

>>690379111
triiiiiips

7zip

>>690381358
"Because my imaginary friend says so."

Okay.

>>690377091

>everything is female, EXCEPT for the cock

>mfw the chromosomes are still male

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>>690381708
Everyone

>>690381818
Homosexual atheist detected

There's a reason homosexuality and atheism go hand in hand.

>>690381887
That's a woman, you moron.

>>690381909
Do enlighten me.

>>690381083
sauce

>>690381909
Bullshit.

>>690381358
>bait detected
>don't even bother feeling angry

>>690381998
>>690382043
The answer is in the fact that you are gay and atheist, like all you homosexual atheists.

>>690377091
What if you want a child?
And traps smells like man or perfume, I know you never smelled a girl varmoit, pussy or feet but they smells awesome anon. If only you would ever have chace to taste a women you never ever think fucking a guy with a mentally disorder

>>690382133
kekkity kek

>>690381974
Wow, really? Fucking fascinating faggot. I had no idea Aubrey plaza was a woman.

>>this_is_bait.jpg

>>690382133
Judgemental theist detected. There's a reason why blah, blah, blah..,

>>690373433
they dont

>>690373433

Pay attention OP but sit down before reading the next line :
/b/ is not real life.

Sorry

>>690381200
Nah. I've fingered my ass before (for prostate stimulation. As long as you haven't taken a shit in the last couple of hours it's fine. Trust me I was curious and smelled my finger and it only smelt like the lube I was using. And no my finger wasn't brown

>>690382230
>>690382275
Homosexual atheist detected

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>>690382234
Forgot picture, my favorite female astronaut.

>>690382275
It's very simple. The reason you are gay is because you're an atheist. The reason you're atheist is because you're gay.

You know it's true.

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>>690382474
I'm pretty sure Jesus was gay. Never got married, right?

>>690380511
>No, if you are attracted to girls you're a straight guy but you're not a normie man unless you fuck/ sexually touch woman.

>>690382474
Which came first?

>>690373433
We don't

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>>690382651

>>690381186
Hence the cuck phenomenon.

>>690379567
>kid's name is Forge
Unless his growth becomes stunted, and then grows epic beard, he should consider suicide.

>>690376016
Guys can be just as bad as women tho.

>>690382710
A disdain for God's commandments.
>atheism

>>690379135
/thread

>>690373433

Well, traps are faggots. Just more feminine and typically have more hygiene.

That being said, I love fucking girls in the ass. Traps love anal and are more aware of how to prepare for it.

>>690382930
Do you live your life strictly by Leviticus? Because if so there's a LOT of shit you can't do.

>>690374413
>male logic
its called mental illness for a reason, retard

>>690383119
I thought it was being gay that caused the atheism though?

>>690383218
>600+
You can't be saved from your sin if you have such a disdain for God's commandments enough not to even know what is and what is not a sin.

>dresses like a slut
>acts like a slut
>loves anal

In these feminist times we need to import more sluts to feed the male libido

>>690377977
Him*

>>690374413
>never have to worry about getting a trap pregnant
Thats a negative damnit. How am I supposed to fap to impregnating her when he has a fucking penis.

>>690383550
You fap to your dick being as far into its asshole as it can possibly go and that look of pleasure on the traps face as you explode all your cum inside of its ass with the peace of mind that there will be no baby drama involved afterwords

>tfw no Melbourne traps to breed and turn into degenerate cumsluts

>>690381358
When ever I hear people say stuff like sin I just cringe. Why the fuck are you on 4chan, you Christian boy?

>>690384047
>muh secret gay club

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just your average trump supporter

Top bants here m80s

>>690381358
Numerous studies prove that kids raised by gay parents and straight parents turn out the same. But hey let's make sure that more orphans go un-adopted because of those rules from that book we nit pick and choose to follow (at our(the believers) convenience) says so.

Are there cute traps on 4chan?

>>690384306
just your average fuckhead who reposts

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>>690373433
>be me, 22
>virginfag somehow
>not even a first kiss
>cute but faggots dont exist irl
>how much ice cream should i eat for my sad life?
>pic related

>>690383057
That's the fucking truth, one of my sister's friends is a big ole queen, super nice and funny guy though. I've seen dudes treat him like absolute shit with little provocation, way more mean than any high school bullshit I've experienced.

>>690384538
>Numerous studies prove that kids raised by gay parents and straight parents turn out the same.

And which Jews did these "studies?" The same Jews who are pushing this gay agenda.

Get the fuck outta hea.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cXfmfj4z3Zc

>>690384729
you could try the new bleach flavor

>>690384729
u say cute but no face?

>>690373433
I know summer started but could you try harder with your bait please

>>690381358
>King James version

Literally the worst translation of the bible, riddled with propaganda and idiotic bullshit. Get better taste, you filthy heathen.

>>690384538
Also, when I call them Jews, I'm referring to the Edomite Ashkenazis that stole the Hebrew identity.

>>690384773
I just went to meet up with a guy on friday night and we connected and had fun and then saturday morning he tells me its not gonna happen and i should find someone else.

Tfw i cried :c

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>Protip: mental illness

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>>690384896
is that u ahmet?

>>690384896
King James Version is the clearest translation, you moron. That studied with the Strong's Concordance with the original Hebrew and Koine Greek.

You are a moron who loves those New Age versions that pervert the text to fit your gay ass agenda. Fuck you, fucking lying fag Edomite.

>>690376435
> like cocks
> like girls
100% straight

>>690385038
you're still a φαγ

>>690385038
>King James version is the clearest translation

Kek. Anon please, my sides can't handle this. It was commissioned by a filthy inbred Anglo, it can't be the best of anything.

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As a fag, I'm not attracted to traps. But, I'd impregnate the fuck out of Buck Angel if given the chance. GASP. DOES THAT MEAN I'M STRAIGHT?

>>690385038
nah, i would still say the original aramaic version is the clearest version. i just thought it was funny that sandniggers always say "ooh, ur book bad, my book gud".

>>690384966
Well he won't be getting my vote come November

>>690385038
King James was a fressmason.
>not sketchy at all

>>690385300
*freemason

>>690385210
The original Hebrew and Koine Greek is the best I really should stress.

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>>690385300

>>690382334
Faget

>>690385397
Not even, fag. Jesus was a North Arabian semite, and the first copy of the bible was written in Aramaic, thus why the Aramaic version's the best.

>>690381083
now I love her even more

>>690385532
It wasn't written in Aramaic, you dumbass.

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>>690373433
they dont.
gays, straight girls, and bis do.

>>690384941
Well at least it was quick, better than it dragging out for months or years only to find out that he didn't really like much about you at all.
Sucks though, thinking someone's into you and finding out that was a real dumb thing to think.

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>>690384638
>you

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>>690385570
u.

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>>690381552
>>>/reddit/
:D

>>690382234
>Aubrey plaza
chill man

>>690384034
>turn into
lol

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>>690385619
fine. Aramaic AND Hebrew. I just dont trust em kikes, is all.

>>690385532
>Jesus was a North Arabian semite
You just revealed yourself as an Arab/Muslim.

>>690373433

>Beautiful
>doesn't have female baggage
>tits
>always willing to do anal
>can cum inside
>no pregnancy
>has male sex drive
>Likes similar things you do and can be your bud when not romantic
>straight guys know how great dicks feel when touched, sucked, inserted, etc. so they can get direct feedback from doing it to another.

>>690385650
>straight girls
KEK