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My wife is pregnant, and will give birth to a boy September 1st.
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My wife is pregnant, and will give birth to a boy September 1st. Help me with a good name...

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newfag
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>>690271189
Adolf
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We thinks of Hubert and Bertil.
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10 days early
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Bobert
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Shmangus
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Jimmy Nutrin.
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Ludwig
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>>690271189
Marvnfyd
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>>690271449
Ruin their life
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>>690271533
Billiam
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Lee
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Etelred
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Cremus
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>>690271189

Seven
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9gag sucks
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Tertull
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Newfag McCuckingston
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>>690271189
MODS
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>>690271189
Jamal, so everybody knows what a cuck you are.
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>>690271728
No!
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Azriel
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>>690271726

I defy you to come up with a better name than Seven

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NRUdaWZ4FN0
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Axolotl
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Shlomo
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If it's a boy name it Anal Destroyer
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Bradford
Hashtag
Shaunothan Taylor Thomas
Jamaal
Jose
Keith ledger
Karl
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Moohammad
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>>690271684
Shawnithan
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If trips name him falcor
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chad warden
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Baby McBabyface
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>>690272079
Reroll
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>>690271189
if dubs you will name him Eduard after my grandfather
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Amon
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>>690272079
Great name ️
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Pork Brosnan
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Dartanian or Spongebob
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>Max
>Leo
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Eposio Nepomuseno
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>>690271189
Muhammad
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>>690271189
A nude picture of an unborn child... This gives a whole new definition of CP.
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Treyon
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>>690271189
adolf
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Celester
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>>690271189
Gaydolph Clitler
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Ramon Salazar
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>>690271533
Dubs wins. GL in school little Bobert.
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>>690271189

Boaty McBoatface
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>>690271189
Let's be realistic and name him after his father. Jamaal
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>>690271189
lol, that guy looks gay as fuck, and such a little cock... mine's like thrice as big... what a fucking noob

name him "Figguti fag"
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>>690271189
please name him Gavrilo
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If this post is dubs, you will name him Le Bron
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Canna Hazz Seep
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here's a list
Rufus
Amadeus
Tiberius
Julius
Benito
Charlie Bronson
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>>690271479
Jetfuel McMeltbeams
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>>690272079
KEK
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>>690272101
roll
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>>690271726
>Seven

/thread
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>>690271189
OP, I've got some bad news. That's a full grown man in your wife's uterus and he's showing you his asshole.
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Seepee
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>>690272477
>>690272514
Fuck! Too late
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>>690271189
he will die 9/11 with the others
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Inogo Montoya
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Mein Kampf
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Robortion
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>>690271189
>>690271533
>>690271700
>>690272477
which will it be OP?

I roll Gavrilo P.
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>>690272477
dubs has spoken

also Alexander
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If trips name him seven
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Dick
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>>690271189
window licker
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Envy Beef
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>>690272738

Seven all the way!
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>>690272738
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>>690271189
Name him a name that both males and females can use.
He will likely be gay since he hasn't even been born yet and he has his boi pussy posted on the net.
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Pile of shit
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>>690272350
Oldfag still hanging out
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Umm maybe try some foreign names like Urmas
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>>690271189
disappointment


oh and keep me away from your kid
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Name him after your grandfather.
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Name him Eliwood
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>>690271189
Puss Slayer
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Daquan
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Lovehog Cumberbatch
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>>690271189


rolling for Hodor
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>>690272477
>>690272699
Gavrilo Alexander OP, nice, I hope he starts a war
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>>690272890
what the fuck

also if dubs/trips name him Victor
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Jon
Nate
Dave
Bill
Rex
Tom
Nothing that's over 4 letter's your kids going to be a fucking retarded
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Niggrus J. Noggington III, Esquire
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Darkholme
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>>690273028
what disappointment is a good name
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Trump
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>>690271189
Last name OP
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>>690271189
Larold
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Smegma
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>>690271189
Name 'im quads
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pajeeter
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Cumstain
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>>690273222
witnessed OP DELIVER
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>>690273222
oh fuck you india
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Hodor
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Payton...or was it Peyton?
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Crowmurder
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Semun
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Quads make it be Ganon
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>>690271329
Rolling for this
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one out of every four kids born are Chinese so that has to be considered

Bruce
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>>690273326
Pajeets
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Six Million
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5billiondollars
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>>690272029

Rolling
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"Uggly shit in my wife" yeah dat 's a good name
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bitchassnigga
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Batman bin superman?
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>>690271189
Strpngest name in history: William
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goku
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garlic bread
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>>690271189
Donald
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>>690271189
susan
because we dont belived that name have genders
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jessica
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It's never too late
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rayquaza
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4chan... Best place on the Internet for advice, since nevar!
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>>690271189
Barack Hussein
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>>690271189
pingu
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mittens
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Name him Tyrone, after his father.
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Name it after a flower.
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>>690273222
i win. may your son bless a thousand designated shitting streets with his aura.
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name him Lizard. He'll either be called by the disgusting name of Lizard or have people call him Liz, which is equally disgusting seeing as it's a boy.
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NOOTNOOT
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The name Declan always appealed to me for some reason
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Obvi Juan
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>>690273998
so close to trips
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That's beautiful! I'd say Jonathan. Or James. Or how about Jason! Or maybe fucking kill yourself
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Sean Legit
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>>690271189
Auschwitz
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>>690274305
Nobe. Too jewy!
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>>690273846
kek underrated
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>>690271189
Han Solo
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>>690274488
Yir!
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Muhammed
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>>690274682
How bout no! Then Adolf is better...
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>>690274488
Well there goes.
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>>690271189
Randy Bobandy - when your kid turns out to be a cunt, at least you'll know why. Unlike 90% of parents.

Joking - every kid is a cunt because they learn from their parents.
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>>690271189
Sterling Allen
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>>690273770
roll
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OP
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Moot
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Bibipty Bopity Boopity
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>>690274947
Too gay!
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Omar Mateen
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Sid

Because he's gonna get SIDS
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>>690271329
also rolling for this
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>>690274488
Double dubs and awesome name. You don't have a choice.
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Gretchen
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If trips, Name him God.
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>>690275323
I agree!
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>>690272367
>adolf eichmann
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>>690275441
So close!
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>>690271189
Skeletor
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>>690271189
You should mane him Frampt because he looks a lot like Kingseeker Frampt.
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>>690275441
poor fag
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>>690271189
Raymond
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>>690271308
If dubs do this op
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>>690271189
Mintaka
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>>690275687
Hell no!
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Cumslut
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David
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>>690271189
Erik
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name him Pent
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>>690271189
David
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Adam
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Will, william
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walt or RobertO
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Broke4lyfe
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Give him a girls name because he is a child of someone on /b/ so hes going to be a fag.
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i was born on sept 1st as well. parents called me michel
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Kurt.
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>>690273666
Satan has spoken!
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Egra
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Todd?
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