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>>690254698
You must be really gay to want to post pictures of your penis on an image board full of other men for them to rate your penis and you rate theirs.
OP is literally a faggot.
>>690254787
Kek
Gay or straight that is one big cock
r8? No shave November
>>690254698
Lovely!
Also, Fordyce Spots Buddies!
>>690254698
Decent color. Heard girls like the fat shaft shape
>>690255385
2/10 the fuck is that on the edge of your head its disgusting
>>690254698
The head being small looks silly but it is probably perfect for breaking a bitch in with the thickness in the middle.
>>690255547
Was my rate
Rate mine?
>>690255385
> No shave November
No, no. Fucking disgusting fatty with shit hygiene. Own it, and change to make yourself less garbage.
R8 pls
>>690255745
Smegma. Clean that shit, for fuck's sake.
Rate mine?
Just took this in the train
>>690255978
Baller. Great cock, brah.
Rate mine pls
>>690254698
8/10
>>690255745
6/10
>>690255951
7/10>>690256214
9/10
>>690255905
Hrrm i thought it was clean when i took the pic. Maybe its window glare. Oh well ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
>>690255826
>shit hygiene
Coming from the faggot who shaves his pubes and takes nigger dicks in all his holes.
Do you think this is adequate enough?
>>690255726
would suck/10
>>690255848
bleachspot/10
>>690255951
MysteryMachine/10
>>690255978
UnfortunateHeal/10
>>690256655
>>690256759
WhatPeopleHopeTheyFindInADudeAtTheBar'sPants/10
>>690255682
It's only small because I wasn't fully hard.
>>690256655
>>690256759
Great dicks.
>>690255682
>12 year old detected
"Breaking a bitch in"
Buddy....stop. Just stop.
please respond back all alpha though. We're all going to be impressed.
>>690255385
What the fuck is that circle around your head? That's fucking disgusting. What the fuck is that even?
>>690255978
Jezus...look at that mutilated fucking thing. Poor guy. Does it hurt a lot? I bet it hurts a lot.
Rate my Aryan dick
>>690257247
7/10 How big is it? My guess is 7 inches.
>>690257400
7 and a bit inch
r8?
>>690254698
girth?
>>690257654
About 6-6.5 inches in circumference
R8 me
>>690257614
R8?
>>690256214
10/10
>>690257599
9/10 would like to see more.
>>690258196
8/10 if cut or 9/10 if uncut
>>690258481
i'm uncut
>>690258359
holy shit, this is a prime dick
9/10
>>690258415
Thanks
>>690254698
>>690258512
8/10 Nice head.
>>690254787
summer has arrived swiftly
>>690258479
Wow! very nice weiner here
foreskin rolled back neatly
distinct glans and frenulum - good color
well-shaped and good sized
great wrinkly sack & big nuts
8/10
>>690256379
>>690258269
thank you anons, now im more confident
Rate
>>690258196
10/10 nice dick anon
>>690255157
.... Seriously? Slightly thicker than average... Just in the middle. Other than that its not much of a cock.
>>690258359
Best. In. Show!
>>690256880
Bullshit.
>>690258196
measurements?
>>690258756
nice big dick
clean and neatly circumcised
veiny and masculine
nice pink helmet head
heckuva lump midshaft. Pearled?
bitches will cream all over this dick
7.5/10
>>690258756
you might want to seek medical help.
>>690259259
What, uhhhhhmmmm, what's going on here?
>>690258752
9,5/10
>>690258196
6/10
>>690258359
8/10
>>690257599
8/10
>>690257247
stfu
>>690256655
9/10
>>690256214
8/10
>>690254698
6/10 is it even hard?
>>690256575
Any rates?
>>690259259
inordinately large file. post smaller for rate
>>690259250
just over 7.5 inches long and about 5.4 inches thick
>>690254698
5/10 kinda gross looking but thick
>>690255385
6/10
>>690255726
3/10 looks like a melted piece of plastic
>>690255745
7/10
>>690255848
8/10
>>690255951
7/10
>>690256214
8/10 cute
>>690256575
6/10
>>690256655
>>690256759
9/10 beautiful, would suck/fuck so hard
>>690257247
9/10 gorgeous
>>690257599
7/10 cute
>>690257614
7/10
>>690257768
3/10 gross, get that piece of skin fixed
>>690258196
9/10 hawt. Nice balls too
Do you like?
>>690259277
>>690259293
i dont know wgat pearled means.
i always get asked about the lump. it is only a vein lol, it is there too, when i'm flaccid, but not so prominent.
ah and i'm not circumsised, only "widened" thank you anyways
<- another angle you can see the vein coming from the bottom and going to the lumpy vein.
>>690256214
10/10 - nice and thick. Would be interested in seeing if it would fit up my ass, and how much I could get in my mouth.
>>690259488
Ty anon, (X thumb tattoo)
>>690259488
Your grading system is broken.
>>690258479
8/10
>>690258512
9/10 adorable
>>690258752
8/10
>>690258756
7/10
>>690258965
5/10
>>690259259
2/10 the fuck is that? looks like a vegetable
>>690259288
7/10 aerodynamic dick
>>690256575
I like this dick a lot
super hard with great posture
big mushroom head
short but nice thickness
great two-tone coloration
well-trimmed pubes
6.5/10 would gag on repetitively
>>690259618
is very close to a 10/10
>>690259623
dont really mind the crookedness 8/10
>>690256655
10/10 - would be interested in taking it up my ass.
rate pls
>>690259488
ty Anon (last one rated)
>>690258359
11/10 - would pay good money to have a shot at fitting that in my ass!
>>690258359
MOAR!
>>690259510
5/10 too skinny
>>690259618
6/10 decent shape
>>690259623
7/10 overall good
>>690259657
6/10 pop that shit niggu
me, go at it
>>690260082
it is a vein, calm down ;_;
R8 please!
>>690259623
Damn, now thats a dick
Big and hard
great banana shape/curve - ladies love it
best thick foreskin
well-trimmed
8/10 super nice
>>690259970
Pull back full this foreskin
>>690260180
9/10 - would suck.
Rate
>>690254698
>>690258196
9/10 would gag on
>>690259444
dam nigga u hung
also, nice trips
>>690260432
9/10 - would take in ass.
>>690259182
Nah, it wasn't fully swollen is all. It was hard, but my tip goes normal size when I'm diamonds
>>690259618
Sexy
foreskin retracted perfectly
big thick dick - cant ignore that girth!
big macho balls
big bullet cockhead
good coloration & skin looks healthy
8.5/10 best Ive rated yet
also love your fuzzy body. more pics?
>>690260581
8/10 - would sit on.
>>690259510
7/10
>>690259618
8/10 maybe a 9/10 hawt.
>>690259623
8/10 dat curve
>>690259657
6/10
>>690259730
preferences/10
>>690259943
7/10
>>690259955
9/10 damn
>>690259970
7/10 your dick is kind of interesting looking
>>690260082
7/10
>>690260142
8/10 swan dick
>>690260581
Im 100% madly in love with this dick
just about perfect
great coloration, hardness, s-shape
super fucking studly
slightly small & tight testes
this is what Jesus' dick looked like
9/10
any femanons in this thread? just curious because i feel like their opinion would be more valid
>>690261058
I am womyn, hear me rawr
R8 pls
>>690261058
>any femanons?
kek
How about this
>>690261145
timestamp or gtfo
>>690261225
Pretty hot. Nice body hair too...
post more
>>690261145
Am hoping one of my favorable reviews were from you.
>>690261081
nice big prime meat
big blunt cockhead
good size - thick too
ridge of cockhead irritated-looking
coloration slightly too purple at head
6.5/10
>>690261225
9/10 - would have to try that up my arse.
>>690257614
Anyone?
>>690261081
8/10 - good hefty piece of meat; looks a bit dry though. Would suck, however.
>>690261081
8/10 so smooth
>>690261168
6/10
>>690261225
8/10 hawt
>>690261446
looks nice but shitty picture, can'ttell/10
>>690261168
fitst things first - Whoah those nuts!
super big, perfectly shaped, nice wrinkly-tight sack with room to hang right
bet you pump out a great load
back to dick - ok size
nice stubby thickness
sexy pubes
very pink and suckable
6/10
>>690261729
very hard and manly
nice length
neat and clean circumcision
nice coloration
slightly squat cockhead
7/10
>>690261145
is this >>690259488 you womyn?
>>690262060
oh nice!!!
10/10 not gonna lie
>>690262060
Very nice! MOAR!
From bottom
need cocks for fake templates, esp side view of standing and holding your hardon
From top
>>690262283
not very hard - cardinal sin of dick r8
somehow both dry skin and glossy wet
vein beat up and bulging mid-shaft
overall poorly cared for
3/10
Rate please!
>>690262553
good angle
super hot
great pubes - very sexy and masculine
great hardness, posture and size
slight upcurve
head pink and suckable
7.5/10
>>690262577
>>690260581
Hows this?
>>690260220
nobody wants to rate my dick ... how sad..
>>690262804
Good, load - not too thick and sticky looking - would take in face/mouth. Dick is a little thin, but good length. 8/10 - would take in ass.
Rate
>>690262693
actually top POV is even hotter
huge perfect cockhead
fatter and thicker towards end of shaft
8/10 amended rate
>>690263103
Meaty - nice shiny head. 8.5/10 - would take in ass.
>>690262823
not a great pic, but a great dick for sure
so long!
big mushroom helmethead
approaching pencildick but not too thin
6.5/10 cant see much else
>>690262060
You have a nice body too
>>690262283
4/10 kinda gross
>>690262347
No sorry, just slutty bi-fag
>>690262553
7/10
>>690262693
6/10
>>690262823
caffeinatedretard/10
>>690262853
6/10
>>690263015
yes, exactly. or holding it like youre feeding it to someone
>>690263015
Dangerously good. Gonna make me hyperventilate and pass out when I pant too fast
>>690263533
Appreci8 the r8, m8!
>>690263016
nothing nice to say
say nothing at all
2.5/10
>>690263606
What you making with it?
>>690263015
Make it wet...
>>690263897
Bit dry looking. Make it shine for a proper r8.
Just took it
>>690263167
yum, 9/10
>>690263167
Dammmmmmmmn thats nice
big thick banana dick
great upcurve - best kind
huge mushroom cockhead
frenulum distinct & tight - must feel great
overall super macho and manly looking
8.5/10 European?
>>690263015
You're gorgeous, keep posting
>>690263103
6/10
>>690263167
9/10 you look like you could club someone to death with your dick
>>690263897
9/10 very photogenic
Softy
>>690264152
ty Anon and Australian
>>690263897
thats a great cock
super hard
great posture
veiny and masculine
round wrinkly darkskin nuts - macho hot
perfect helmet cockhead
8.5/10 so good
Rate please!
>>690264179
ty Anon :) (3rd r8)
>>690263908
>>690264012
Gross old samefag
use lube to jack off, dry skin is bad
but dont make your dicks wet and shiny
its aesthetically unappealing
results in lower ratings
>>690264770
Shiny with pre-cum. Lube is fake.
>>690264518
adequate size & well-proportioned
good hardness
nice smooth cockhead
foreskin bunch overly loose
6/10
>>690264390
make yourself hard, cute though
>>690264518
7/10
>>690264548
8/10
>>690259802
That's what I like to hear. It's nice to know that I have at least an aesthetically looking penis.
rate?
>>690265299
There it is
the best pic of the best dick on 4chan
This cock will be my God now
I will worship it like a pagan idol
>>690265299
nice dick 9/10
>>690265722
Super long & pale - hot!
tapers at end - real torpedo dick
bulging veins look horny and masculine
real womb puncher
skin slightly dry on ridge?
8.5/10
>>690265923
11/10! Winner! MOAR!
>>690264061
0/10 chop it off and bury it
>>690266094
yee old picture from when i was bored from when i was like 17 i think. 19 now tho
>>690266357
M O D S
O
D
S
>>690258196
I want to bite that frenulum
>>690266631
i mean it was prob when i was 18, no way to know.
>>690265923
nice blunt club
great pubies
ok size
sexy veins and foreskin
not fully hard?
7/10 nice
>>690266871
great round low-hangers
nice trim
good length & hardness
skin dry / keratinized by head
looks like a Dads dick
6.5/10
>>690265923
Quite impressive, but i suppose that is also quite useless for most people.
virgin here
>>690267527
cant rate
underage
:_(
>>690268613
Hot as hell
thickest sexy dick
veiny and masculine
perfect cockhead
8.5/10 more?
Young dad dick incoming
Rate
>>690269084
veiniest dick in thread - so hot & macho
good size
great sexy leftwards-curve
nice helmethead with distinct ridge
7/10 would pleasure for hours
rate
>>690259057
Fuck you man, its 7.5 by 6
Rate pls
>>690269276
good size, nice and hard
nice fat mushroom cockhead
well-trimmed
coloration blotchy
skin a bit dry?
6/10
my dick in gf's hands
>>690270284
>gf's hands
Out of my /b/.
>>690264103
nice big tube
good length, super good girth
very sexy fuzz - manly
good coloration and skin
foreskin not retracted smoothly
ridge of cockhead irritated?
cockhead slightly squat
6/10 nice
>>690269947
thats not a dick, its a weapon!
big hard club of mass pussy destruction
great length, girth, hardness
super neat amd well-trimmed
good slight curve
great foreskin
cockhead slightly small
7.5/10
>>690270146
good size
so hard and straight! womb-puncher
well-trimmed & clean
perfect round nuts
sack a bit tight
8/10 lady pleaser
>>690270156
Now THAT is a cockhead
biggest mushroom in thread - so hot!
adequate length
good two-tone coloration
skin slightly dry
shaft somewhat thin
7/10 I love this dick
>>690270284
great foreskin and veins
cant see nothing else
>>690271667
IN BOTH HANDS?!
>>690270875
very nice
hot banana-shape, curve to the left
(women love that inside them)
good length
good pubes too - sexy trim
overly triangular cockhead
6.5/10
Rate
>>690271365
looks super hard and sexed up
good upcurve
round plum cockhead
nice foreskin
7.5/10
>>690272471
this one is really good-looking
classicly handsome weiner
ok length, really good thickness
skin looks silky strokable and smooth
great coloration
nice upcurve
perfectly proportioned cockhead
8/10 medditeranean or?
>>690272920
Poor theft is poor.
>>690272635
MOAR
O
A
R
http://xhamster.com/movies/5972680/riding_a_dildo_slightly_better.html
>>690272920
This dicks got me panting like a dog
slobbering, tongue lolling, howling
not literally but you get my point
best peaches & cream coloration
good length, AWESOME thickness
macho veiny stud dick
big suckable helmet
8.5/10 would give you my gf to do anything you wanted
>>690273087
bait10
>>690273425
admirable length
good angle
too thin for length
looks really hard
7/10
>>690274167
0/10 garbage. Chop it off, throw it away
>>690255745
hun are you sure youre 18?
the people rating are troll af lmao
>>690273982
>>690274317
>>690274439
Small peen guys detected.
>>690274167
super big smooth suckable cockhead
bet it "pops" out of mouth after a BJ
good length, hardness, curve
I like the little veins, too
7.5/10
rate?
Barely any of you look 18. What the absolute fuck.
>>690273087
STD
T
D
>>690274275
admirable thickness, adequaye length
nice pink cockhead
looks super hard
shaft fatter than cockhead
7/10
>>690271474
Yeah, sometimes girls call me monster while I'm fuckin them. I'm not like mass huge, but I'm really straight and hard and it makes it feel massive when I'm all the way in. It does drive me crazy when they say that. Thanks for the great rate
>>690274275
how do i get this into my gf as quickly as possible
>>690274774
wowwwwee!
this dick is so good
great length
perfect slight curve
smooth creamy skin & coloration
big manly nuts
8.5/10 god-tier weiner
I have a very bicolored dick
>>690257614
darth vader helmet/10
>>690275571
most distinct two-tone coloration - hot!
nice mushroom head, good ridge
good size
looks rock hard
healthy strokable skin
8/10 cute freckle too
Rate, please!
Someone to Skype with me ?
>>690276015
Thanks, don't usually get rates. I have a freckle on my head too.
>>690275378
photoshop probably
>>690260677
no rate?
>>690276451
LOL nice. but im sure the owner of that cock would love to jam it into my gf
R8?
>>690276593
faggot cuck
>>690254698
sad/10
>>690276934
Why?
Boyfriends cock (femanon btw not gay)
>>690277635
>>690274167
rate it femanon
Nothing Special
r8 plz
>>690254698
rate? not very long but yeah
>>690257614
zizałke :v
Why do I think that my dick is ugly?
>>690274167
pretty big. suckable smooth head. Curvature would make deep throating a bit hard unless from a 69ing angle. 7.5/10
>>690277635
Mind providing some rates ITT?
>>690278523
nice length
T H I C K
good veins
look dry
9/10
Mine :)
>>690278606
Sure thing
>>690278476
length x girth ?
>>690278476
Cute tip. Nice veins. Average size. 7/10
>>690279103
7.0 by 5.6
Any thoughts?
>>690279593
why does my cat always look so unhappy?
rate away
>>690280132
Fuck, your cock looks amazing. I would definitely blow and ride you all night 10/10
is anybody even rating anymore?
>>690280391
thanks!
>>690271365
9/10 great cock.
>>690260432
Someone rate mine
