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Turn 360 degrees and walk away

>>690124261
> What do?
I take the glorious shit I came in there for.

>>690124491
This

>filename

I immediately breakout my phone and take a picture because no one will believe me.

calmly open my mouth slowly and yell


FUCKING

MODS
O
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>>690124360
You fucking moron. If you turn 360 degrees you'll be facing the same direction.

Idiot.

>>690124261
Have an anxiety attack because the last spot left in this fucking world where I can be alone is invaded by whores

shove other girl in tub add plugged in hair dyer....wait until they are done cooking and start the 3some

>>690124261
instantly jizz my pants

>>690124791
>sexy time

Are you a fucking idiot? It's called cummies retard.

>>690124791
Hello newfriend

>>690124791
summer is hot today

>>690124791
Turn 720p and walk away then.

Stupid Idiot

>>690125041
>>690125048
>>690125004

Im not a new

>>690125048
This

>>690124261
hand her a wet wipe - she forgot to take her makeup off before bathtime. silly bitch gon get acne.

>>690124791
Yeah, but the 360 degree turn comes before walking away. Which means he turned 360, then turned 180 and started walking.

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>>690124791
Welcome newfriend.

>>690124791
Got one boys

stand my ground

*unzips dick*

wake up

>>690125169
Summer McNewfag.
Yup, that's you.
No tri-force for you

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filename

>>690124261
immmmmediatelyPEEEEEEEEEEEE

Turn and walk away because its obviously not my house and I can hear the sirens in the distance

shouldn't these girls be in the kitchen?

THAT'S STRANGE... I DON'T HAVE A BATH TUB

>>690124791
Welcome newfag. Now please, see yourself to the door.

>>690124261
>start fucking the closest one
>cum in her pussy on the third stroke

Wonder who's house I'm in because I don't own one

I can't recall for lost time

Must be to much coke I did

>>690124261
no pants friday

>>690124261
girl on the left looks like my crush

SAUCE/NAMES/MOAR!?!?!

Pls

"Get the fuck out my bathtub, make me a sandwish, buy beers and spirits, swipe the floor and call your friends... Tonight we get drunk till we spread shit on the walls, bitches"

... "And don't even fucking try to dodge it!"

>>690124261
Immediately turn around and walk back out because this is obviously not my bathroom

Obvious answer:
Poop in tub.

>>690124791
Baited

you can't fit a vacuum in there

>>690124261
Die of asphyxiation

>>690124261
"Hey, thanks for cleaning my bathroom. And building a bathtub. Feel free to use my towels"

>>690124261
I go use another toilet because I'm very uncomfortable when it comes to relieving myself in front of other people.

>>690124261
Wake up

Turn 180 degrees and moonwalk the fuck out

>>690124791
I'm not even sure which one is bait anymore.

>>690125788
Op here. The girl on the left is my girlfriend's best friend. Her name is Zhanna. My girlfriend is the girl in the bathtub. Her name is Inga.

We live in Moscow.

>>690124261
I take my shit and force them to clean me

>>690126317
Now you're getting it, sparky.

Pop a load in the face of the one sitting on the side, deck the one in the tub, then roundhouse kick the one with cum on her face into the mirror and walk out to phone the police for attempted rape.

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>>690124791

>>690126645
This sounds about right

>>690124360
>>690124791
>>690125284
I still don't get this. Turn 360° and walk backwards.

>>690124791
Turn 1080p and walk away in full HD.

>>690124261
I would take shit, not flush and leave.

>>690124791
jesus fucking christ...

>>690124261
looks like a perfect two girls..one cup situtation

>>690126330
Inga or katya clover ?

>>690126330

We don't care about their names we want more pics.

>>690124491
Kek.

>>690124261
Call the police because of intruders in my home

>>690124261
>s-sorry
And walk out because I'm a beta pussy bitch.

>>690124261
I really hope they are old enough.

if my house then it's obvious that they are here for the 5'oclock free crack giveaway

>>690127433
>teehee. it's okay, anon. we'll do all the work. just lie back and relax.

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>>690127303
same bathroom i have my answer, it's katya

>>690124791
Who is baiting who?

>>690124261
Complete my task of taking a massive shit....up to them if they want to stay.

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>>690124261
Get in with them

Ask them if they are into pegging

>>690128255
Wow your dick is ugly.

>>690128255
whats wrong with your balls m8?

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Become a complex being of matter and energy and walk the third dimensional plan.

>>690128768
Fuck that, look at the gross fap burns on his shaft!

>>690127733
dubs of autism

>>690124261
Drown them both while singing itsy bitsy spider.

>>690124261
take a pic, put it on 4chan. ask for moar

>>690124261
Front flip 180 degrees and crawl away

>>690124261
Wake up.

>>690125169
clearly you fucking are m8

>>690124261
take a piss and leave.

>>690124261
Why is cathy may sitting in my bathroom?

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Somewhere in this world, a real person was actually standing in that bathroom with those two girls with a camera...

... and they were cool with him taking their photo.

>>690129828
you just had to be that guy, huh...

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>>690127343
Sorry. We're not in the bathroom anymore. Here is a picture of Zhanna.

>>690129828
wow man, that shits heavy. i feel bad for you.
i can just imagine if you were in that situation youd be a total creep about it.

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>>690130386
I would. I totally would. I would spill spaghetti all over that bathtub.

>>690130672
id help you dude but im not your friend im just anon. go talk to your nearest bro and ask him how to get it done. if hes a friend he'll help

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>>690124791
newfags taking the b8

>>690132005
they are both sucking me now. I gotta go.

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>>690124261
fuck them from where they shit obviously

>>690132743
the only correct answer so far

>>690129626
kek

>>690124261
rip my balls off with my own hand and shove them into the girl in the tub

she gets all of my babies

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>>690132634
RRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>690124261
>Oh, sorry, I'll use the bathroom later.
If it's really bad, I'd just go use the semi-public toilet downstairs. I've formed a bond with that toilet over the last couple of years from having bad roommates and poor plumbing from time to time.

>>690124261
the one on the left look a lot like my buddie's cousin. I wanna bone her so bad

>>690132634

Multi-task bro

>>690124261

i can make fuck on both of them before they giving me the shoe

Turn 416 degrees, then 908 degrees the other direction, then back 663 degrees. Then sit down and cry, because I'm lost.

Throw a block of sodium into the bathtub and jump into hyperspace.

>>690134155

We all have that buddy whose cousin we wanna bang.

>>690124261
crawl inside the ass of the girl in the tub and live there forever

>>690127105
What about a blumpkin?

Get scared because my bathroom doesn't look like that.

Cut both wrists and sprint full force across the room and dive between them, then shit all over the place, frantically screaming and crying untill I pass out from blood loss.

>>690124261
Hot damn, bitches got me some stone countertops.

>>690124261
I would probably turn 360° and walk away whilst wondering when my bathroom got renovated and why two naked women are in it.

>>690132634
Such is life in Moscow

>>690123261
tell them to leave because i need to piss

>>690135735
Seriously. I'm an American and I lived in Moscow for 2 years and girls this hot are literally everywhere. They either look like this or they look like a fat grandmother. There is no middle ground.

>>690124261
Ask: "where is my third daughter?"

>>690125284
But then you'd just be walking the same way??

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CANNONBALL!!!

>>690131603
you dont have a micropenis, its just hidden under all the fat. work out and itll get better

>>690134121
This isn't wild kingdom pal, get the fucking monkeys back in their cage.

>>690124261
cry

>>690124261
yo I KNOW THAT GIRL IN THE TUB anybody have anymore pics??

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>>690139372
Say that to my face, not online fucker, see what happens.

>>690139646
You went to her school right anon?

>>690139669
Ok where do you live monkey, and more importantly how did you learn to type?

>>690139907
I don't know how to type. I just randomly press keys and it usually just works out for the best.

>>690139764
>yup

>>690138552
I measured my penis before I got fat anon. I was skinny until my senior year of high school. It's exactly 3 inches hard.

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>>690139907
see>>690140086
Also, I'm not doxxing myself while you play Street Fighter irl.

I'd scream something along the lines of "Oh my fucking god, how the fuck did you manage to get a bath tub in here without me noticing, fuck, I need to call my landlord to have the fucking locks change, what the fuck!!! And who are you and what are you doing in my house? And why are you undressed? What is wrong with you? Am I even in the right house? JESUS!"

>>690124791
(You)

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Femanon here.

I'd take off all of my cloths and get into the tub.

>>690124261
sauce for that op?

I'll watch knock knock (Eli Roth) with them 2.

>>690140966
lurk moar. it's never enough.

>>690124261

turn 360° and moonwalk away.

>>690125506
>>690126084
>>690126803
>>690127199
>>690127672

What is wrong with you fuckheads????

https://youtu.be/ti6S3NZ5mKI

>>690124360
that's actually a dude

>>690124261

I'd notify the authorities of the break-in, then proceed to curl up into a ball on the floor and chant a happy song while covering my ears

>>690141598
bullshit. her face is far too feminine to be male. You can tell by the bone structure.

>>690124261
take the hugest, smelliest, dirtiest dump in the history of dump-taking. watch the look of horror in their faces intensify as i give them crazy-eyes and push more out. i would keep the stare-lock going while i had a super serious look on my face, the likes of which Dwight Schrute would be proud of

throw powered on hairdryer into tub
swift falcon punch to twat sitting on tub forehead

>>690126330
>>
You're dating the wrong one.

>>690140348
Who said anything about fighting? I was gonna just say what I typed to your face. But just like a monkey to back away from a one on one situation.