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2016-06-17 13:05:17
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Story time /b/
>Be me in college. (Pretty good times)
>Live in a house with two roommates.
>First guy, Johnny was pretty radical. Sadly you won't be hearing much about him.
>Rob, my other roommate and one of the biggest Neckbeard trash I've ever seen (punchable face and everything)
>did I mention this guy was an asshole?
>Never picked up after himself, blamed others for his actions. All that jazz.
>Rob wants to be a Japanese game developer. Never shuts up about it.
>Always says he's going to be better than us and make a lot of money and blah blah blah.
>Note that he doesn't have a back-up plan if that fails
>One day Rob's family comes over to visit him.
>the place is a mess and Rob of course blames up for the mess he made.
>Meet Rob's sister, Marilyn. to this day I still don't know how that fat bastard has a sister that cute.
>Introduce myself to her and we start kicking it off pretty well.
>Rob notices this and pissed that I'm hitting on his sister. He storms at me and tells me to quit it.
>Rob is as intimidating as a rock with Googly eyes.
>I continue to talk with her and she tells me he's always been the bastard he is and that he's been living off their parents money and usually spend it on crap.
>when Rob's family leaves, I get his sisters number and give Rob the smuggest grin I could pull off.
>Rob at this point is fucking pissed at me. He storms out to his room and comes back weilding one of those wooden training swords and waves it around like a toy.
>Johnny, done with his shit, grabs the sword and snaps it in two. Rob yells at us, goes on a rant about when he's a programmer we'll be sorry and storms up to his room, furious.
>fast forward a bit more
>I'm dating Marilyn, Rob's fatter than ever, and Johnny's got a girlfriend too, meet Ash.
>Ash was your standard rebel girl, a perfect match for Johnny.
>Rob, tried to hit on Ash and flirt with her. Even using the "M'Lady" thing those fedora tippers say.
I'll continue if you want me to, just say the word.
