Here are the pictures

"Do I sound like I care"

Oddly fitting

why are you talking about my dick? thats fucked up

>>690065725
Here lies anon: 1991-2016
Sounds good to me :)

>>690065725
Please respond

"Alright well anyone is welcome to sleep over, I'm tryna get lit af so I ain't driving and if the night goes well then I doubt anyone else will be either "

>>690065978
Kind of weird for a gravestone

>>690065725

>Here lies anon: 1983-2016
>alright, maybe

"Because it's a very long time. Though I haven't seen you in years, so I guess it doesn't make much difference."

Cant find your cigs.... haha

>>690065725
"good night"

>>690065725
>no rent

"quite possibly"

"Heading to the grocery store"

hey. i like that.

Can I have a bath at yours

"Would someone be able to teach me how to use the vacuum cleaner today?"

I'm at your door.

LOL

I love you, should be home soon

I'm going to try to sleep... Goodnight, sleep tight.

Where you at?

>>690065725
"it looks bigger in the pic doesnt it haha"

I know

"how rude"
Death is kinda rude I guess

"WHICH IS ACTULLY REALLY HARD FOR ME"

Meh, could be better, could be worse.

"Okay"

girl are you a gorilla exhibit cause im about to drop a baby in you

"I knew you liked me it was obvious you skank"

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>assuming i talk to girls

>>690065930
Hahahaha

>>690065725
"If you end up getting fucked up against a wall its your own fault"

>>690066437
This is brilliant!

"You need your boots!"

>>690066502
Context please

>>690065725
>sure, that sounds fun
Sounds like I had a stupid death

You're a snake and just told me how you think if she has a vagina, that's all ye think about (laughing emoji) disgusting.

2 e z catchya

send nudes

"You're a wonderful woman"

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>>690065725
My message was only the animated gif

Anon 1990 - 2016

We would start doing ju jitsu ...who knows what we'd be doing at the end haha

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"K"

"Be back in like 5 mins"

>>690066604
It's pretty much what it sounds like. Nothing special, just sexting a girl I know

"Nice, since you have a plan"

"We watched about a half season yesterday and hit the point, where its just getting repetetive."
Why

"Oh God your pussy is actually perfect " Sexting with a random on kik

"Hope I see you soon." XD perfect.

Goodmorning

>>690067693
Do share said pussy

OK. I found it.

Yeah. Thats okay though. Just focus on healing up. :)

"I feel sorry for you"

Context - She has builders going to her house tomorrow and has to wake up early. Makes a good gravestone though

>>690065725
"Oh boy. Please stop"

I wish I knew what to tell you but the male mind is like a puzzle with 5 missing pieces

>>690065725
oh god, here we go:

>hey, there is one more thing i want to get off my chest.
>both of us aren't looking for a relationship
>but i don't sleep with girls i don't care about
>i met with you because i really like you
>and even though we haven't known each other for long, i'd deeply regret if this ended so soon
>maybe you need more time for yourself after your breakup or maybe it's just me as a person
>if that's the case this is the last thing you'll hear from me
>but maybe you've thought of me the last couple of days
>maybe you somehow want to see me again
>if that's the case then just pull yourself together and let's meet again
>without stress and without regrets
>what do you think?

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>>690065725
"Well Fuck You Then" I can be happy dead with that

>>690065725
Tube.getthelube.com

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Fine I'm moving on too

>>690066501
>>690068023
I think OP is a faggot.

"Meh ok fine"

>>690067806
>>690067455
Share ngr

cya soon.

The autism is strong in this family

>>690065725
Thanks for fucking me :-P

>>690065725
Rip anon 1994-2016
Yeah I'll be there 20-30 mins
>He never made it

>>690065725
>i forgot my glasses, Guess ill have to come over tonight too :)
I mean, okay.

"Fuck off let me sleep"

>>690065725
Don't forget the mayonnaise.

Ravioli ravioli give me the formuloni

I sent a series of texts making fun of ugly toddlers at mcdonalds....

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>>690065725
"ill try and stay awake"
well that could be a few meanings i guess

>>690065725
>"WHAT THE FUCKKKK"

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Last thing I sent to a girl was a meme to my wife's co worker.

>mfw you can get pictures on head stones now

>mfw this is what mine would say

Anon - 1985-2016

"if we're gonna be leaving between 12-1230 and you wake up at 11, wtf?"

We now have:
Set of 4 new corsa matts.
A spare wheel for the cmax.
A pot of cream exterior gloss for wood and metal.
5 cardboard boxes and bubble wrap.

>>690065725
>can you pick up dinner?

gud nite mr unicorn ttttttyl

Yeah, right. It's fucked.

>>690065725
>a muslim walks into a gay bar
>bartender says what'll it be?
>muslim says "shots for everyone"

>too soon

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Hey babe I'm home

Call when ready

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Here lies anon 1992-2016
"Lemme check my work schedule and ill get back to ya"

>>690065725

> 'Did you pick up drinks for the party? Dropped Hugo and Tink at your mother's so they aren't cooped up barking the whole time.'

Boring shit from a boring life.

Which bus stop?

ok! :*

Here lies anon 1988-2016
"Ok"

there was other stuff, but i'll share it some other time. im tired. see you whenever

here lies anon
1983-2016
consequences will never be the same

"Good night"

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"Polen played a pretty good game"

Hi Carly, yep I can work on the 25th no worries

>fuck that guy, he still owes me an ounce from when i spotted him a year ago. Dont give him shit.

"where was it?"

"I promise it will turn out alright".
If I can have a longer eulogy it could be a bit longer.
[talking about the nutritionist telling her that she doesn't eat enough] "it can help you have more muscle mass, perform better both mentally and physically and maintain a healthy weight over time
I know that right now you're disapointed about what you hear
but don't be
trust her experience, trust the fact that your parents want what's good for you
I promise it will turn out alright"

"I'm going to lay down for a bit, see you in a little while"

Actually not that bad. Little sad maybe

Okay, night.

I'm going to pretend I heard that you're 18

you bet your ass I am

>>690070620
Kek, this is a good one

What filth dared pass your unworthy lips, pitiful urchin? I will declare, am the heir of the Elders, I have led our people out of tragedy single-handed, and I have destroyed over 300 white demons. I am learned in the arts of the earth and sky, and none are more connected to the Great Spirit than I! You are but nothing to me, prey. I will have your head hollowed for a gourde, my word is sacred! Do you think your magic will allow you to continue to disrespect me like this? Think again, dog! Even as you stand, my brothers from across the land are circling your home and your sacred place is being hunted right now, so prepare for the onslaught, rat. The onslaught that will decimate your very way of life from your people's history. You are a breathing ghost, child. I can move as I please, night or day, and I can steal your breath in over seven hundred ways, without so much as a knife. Not only am I a warrior-king's son, but I have the loyalty of my entire tribe and I will rather laugh than hesitate at wiping your hide out of this world, little dog. If only you had known what torrents your gibberish would bring upon, you would have kept silent. But you could not, you did not, and now the price will be yours to pay, backwards fool. I will spread fury like droppings until it consumes you, and you drown in its depths. You are a memory, girl.

Jenny I am NOT COOL with you fucking black dudes behind my back. Call me NOW!!

Lol u got aids too now yolo

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>>690065725
'I hope you are okay'
Could be worse

I think it is a combo#1. Burrito supreme and a taco supreme. Dr Pepper.

>>690065725
"okay i'll get some clothes on and i'll be right down"

>>690065725
"I want happy feelings between us"

>Getting fucked up ofc

Whats wrong with you

>>690065725
"Good Girl". Oof.

>>690065725
You're a heartless cunt and you know it and maybe that's why so many bad things happened to you because you deserve it

Ok, see you tomorrow :-*

"Weird"

>>690066437
Are you an alligator, because i want you to eat my babies

>>690065725

>No fucking way! Link?

Y-you too.

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>>690065725
Somebody stole the toilet seat here at work!!

Muah!

"There's no good parties without victims :^) Fortunately it's not you. Sleep tight"

here leis anon 1992 - 2015 rip in peice

>>690066425
Lol

You home?

>>690070620
>>690067947
gold

"Alright, I'll pick you up in a minute"

"Is now okay, I'm a little late?"

"I'm sorry you're having a bad day at work, but check out this, it's just like us!
https://youtu.be/aNG7Pyoj58I"

"Sad boy"

"Now all I can do is sit and wait"

"fuck off m8"

>>690065725
"so it's okay before?"

" :D "

"not as good as I thought"

please don't break up with me, I can forgive you for cheating on me with Tyrone

>>690076576
Gold

>>690065725
``i don´t know why´´

Hey, can you turn off the outside lights in the kitchen?

"I'd make you scream my name"

>>690065725
I wasn't staring at you, honest

>>690065725
"Alright that sounds good. I'll need to pick up a shit ton of drugs tomorrow. Also all the weed stuff I left at your house, you can use."

Please date me

Fuckin bitchass nigga

>>690066041
Same year as me you chill faggot

that bet -.- happens on every em/wm

are you working?

>>690065725
Yeah its nice having something to do most of the time that isn't drugs, even if its hard labor

>>690065725
"Sorry"

>>690065725
"Haha okay good to know"

>when she said we should just be friends.

hold me /b/ros

"wut?"

Is your mom gonna read these?