dumping my food in wallet folder
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dumping my food in wallet folder
>>690031963
This will never catch on. Stop this nonsense, OP.
>>690032069
you aren't my real dad, you can't tell me what to do
>>690032867
no girl wallets allowed
Appreciating this, OP. Keep `em coming!
Good, goooooooood
this is now an iron board thread post your ironing boards!
I don't have any ironing boards, but I do have mustard in a shoe in a microwave.
>>690032680
> Tits gtfo
My new fetish
Some of these are less than perfect, with the mustard not being right inside the shoe in the microwave, but hopefully these are acceptable.
>>690034410
before and after pictures??
>>690034824
what do you expect to happen??
>>690034824
Who'd be silly enough to ruin a perfectly good shoe by doing that? Someone rich?
>>690034946
don't know exploding mustard shoe
>>690035046
kek
>>690033176
Shush faggot, she's following the rules. A little less bra please?
And here is some ketchup in a shoe in a toaster, just for contrarian purposes.
>>690035183
this sentence with no frame of reference is beautiful
>>690031963
Try to pay a hooker with that!
What the fuck is this thread
Contributing
>>690035460
Sweet, thanks!
>>690031963
Mostly I hate it, but sometimes this place is just what I need. God bless you, /b.
>>690031963
dumping your food in your wallet is one thing..
but dumping your food in your wallet and then stuffing your wallet back into your pocket is completely another.
>>690032319
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qu51vkm0SuQ
Someone cap this shit
>>690035680
It's not like it's a new thing.
>>690035680
Not capworthy tbh
>>690032867
Half-eaten saltines found from the floor of a car and...marsupial droppings?
bless you OP
>>690035162
TWO FOR TWO
>>690035551
Same. /b/ has got me through and put me through some bad times
>>690035780
That's ranch you fucking homo, and whats with the banana? Get the fuck outta here, kiddo.
>>690035162
Who the fuck has two bottles of mustard tho
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0YCWOsMJrMX
>>690036292
A doomsday prepper?
>>690035420
the real face of /b/
>>690032867
moar?
>>690035967
thought dried out meatballs
ha ha ha ! that's funny, OP. such a funny, quirky, le funny meme. who would have thought that FOOD would go in a wallet?? XD
>>690036407
>fuck dude the world is ending
>oh sweet glad I saved this mustard
Tbh it's better than anything I can come up with
>>690036752
they're like mini meatball niblets.
>>690036106
Ain't my fault you can't recall a time before bananas, man.
>>690034410
>>690036292
I don't have any mustard.
>>690034113
And I don't have an ironing board.
Contributing food in wallet.
>>690032086
shop. real or gtfo
>>690037211
the fuck is that
>>690036956
>>690036752
>>690035967
I am kind of hoping this is bait.
>>690037211
are those fish eggs... fuckin japs
>>690037334
sorry i have never eaten serial for breakfast dude
Contributing
>>690035420
Og gangster shit homie.
>>690036870
>flashlight?
check
>canteen?
check
>med kit?
check
>compass?
check
>matches?
check
>weapon?
check
>mustard?
double-check
>>690037306
>>690037416
It's a Japanese pun. Ikura being fish roe and how much.
>>690037452
Wow.
>>690037211
are those fucking fish eggs? your wallets gonna smell good after that, fucking chinks
>>690037452
I'm not cleaning the toaster again, Andrew.
>>690037452
Looks like you win, haha
![[HorribleSubs]_The_World_God_Only_Knows_-_08_[720p].mkv_snapshot_07.58_[2010.11.24_15.36.53].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/LTqfYEZ.jpg "[HorribleSubs] The World God Only Knows - 08 [720p].mkv snapshot 07.58 [2010.11.24 15.36.53]")
>>690037452
>>690037334
Eww...I'd much prefer the meatball-mini's
>>690032680
what are you? a faggot?
>>690037768
It looks like you've used your shoe for food-serving purposes before.
>>690037448
I never liked cereal much myself but, this is one of the few I didn't mind. I wouldn't have exactly said I was coo-coo for cocoa puffs though.
>>690037769
Well, with saltines, yeah. But with milk, no.
What am I doing with my life
>>690038117
I feel like this one may be off-topic. There's no microwave, no shoe, no wallet, no ironing board, no mustard, no ketchup, and no banana, and otherwise no disgusting mess.
Kudos on the mini-meatballs though.
>>690038499
Erm, my bad.
>>690038726
Ah, the peanutbutter, nutella, and uncooked pasta sandwich. A classic.
>>690035342
Every day we stray further from God's light.
*chicken nugger rings in the distance*
>>690038726
Why does this piss me off so much?
>>690039259
Because you know you canmake better peanut butter spaghetti
>>690039259
Because you have experienced poverty and hunger, I'd guess.
>>690038499
i just heard those are chocopuffs and not meatballs
>>690039621
KEK
>>690031963
>>690032250
I just reported this, have fun in the pokey, faggot
>>690039395
Uhhhm. Is that a lit candle?
>>690039834
Touché
>>690039918
yes
but what is your question precisely
>>690032569
Nice Duck
>>690039395
>>690040041
I would be worried I would burn my whole house down.
>>690031963
CHRIS YOU DISGUSTING WHELP. WHAT HAVE I TOLD YOU ABOUT KEEPING FOOD IN YOUR WALLET.
>>690040143
fagot
>>690039395
Guys, can we please keep this on-topic? /b/ is not the kind of place you can just post random thing. Gee whiz.
I can't believe I'm posting in this thread.
>>690040212
you have conversations with people about the fact they put food in there wallet
freaking wierdo
>>690040285
you better believe it cause you are in it
>>690039621
Did you make all that mess right there and then or do you generally live in a disheveled state of filth?
>>690040285
Neither could I.
Now I'm wondering if the star cookies taste better than the heart cookies.
>>690040376
kek
>>690040440
I didn't make the mess, I just enjoyed it.
>>690040454
They are all raspberry jelly flavoured.
>>690038726
fucking you anon i never felt angry at a photo until this. you fucking glorious bastard
>>690040665
You are a God amongst men.
>>690040775
If I hadn't noticed the NZ card in your wallet, the suspicious presence of the extra u in "flavored" would definitely have made me wonder.
>>690040665
toasting in epic bread
>>690041388
Kiwi represent, broski.
>>690041826
Are we doing "bugs dressed up like famous people" now? I don't have any content to contribute for that.
>>690042020
It's all Jurassic Park characters. You can post whatever you want, though.
>>690042020
Jurassic park
>>690040775
Yeah I know but the shapes might taste different that's what I was talking about
the fuck is wrong with you op? who the fuck does this
sniger sniger snig snig sniger nigger :DDDD
>>690040285
Sup NZ /b/ro
Copypasta or not, this thread is a glimpse of hope in an ocean of cancer
>>690043113
Agreed
>>690043013
Yozzaa.
>>690043113
There is no hope of redemption.
>>690043309
jesus christ you are a fucking legend
>>690031963
bump
>>690041826
You're doing god's work, anon.
Bump.
>XL4MG-3LQE7-NY2Y8
>>690031963
At work but I'll contribute, this thread is worth it
>>690044490
those fucking toes what are you?!
I'm kind of disturbed by just how many pictures of this there are
>>690044480
MY BRO
Respect.
I love this thread
>>690044969
a pasta magnet?
Thank you anon, I love rts.
So OP covers himself in peanut butter, takes shower to cleanse off, pisses in shower while aiming a golden gun at fucking ketchup packs? Lovely!
>>690044490
>>690044969
absolute fucking madman.
>>690044491
What style of wallet is that? I got the marco in red epi leather.
>>690045348
I also snack on uncooked pasta and peanut butter OP
we are the same
>>690035064
clean your fucking microwave
>>690045349
It's a Louie Vaton or however that faggy overpriced shit is spelled
>>690040138
That is clearly a cassowary you retarded faggot
>>690045277
No, OP dumped their collection of food in wallet pics. I am not OP. I am not in any picture in this thread.
>>690045349
>>690045552
Louis Vuitton
>>690045704
Fag
>>690032569
Bwhahahahaa gold
>>690045704
I know that, mine is as well, I meant what style it was. Marco, Florin, Multiple, Slim etc. Allg, you're not obliged to tell me or anything.
>>690034435
When you start cumming inside and take it out
>>690031963
I'm not quite sure I understand the metaphor here
>>690045889
You will be remembered
Best thread I've seen in years. So much kek
>>690045704
Loo-eee Vatawn.
>>690045846
Thank you
>>690045934
No fucking idea, found it in the cellar of my dead grandfather, must be old model, and mine was dying
I ain't paying for that shit
>>690046258
I wiiiiil remember you
Will youuuu remember meee?
>>690046672
No one will remember you.
>>690046668
Looks old too, frayed as fuck. Fair nuff tho, they are pretty expensive but they last forever + 5 years.
>>690045934
Niether if the ppl whom you spoke to earlier, but it cracks me up you ask what style and they respond with the brand. Like I'm not into fashion but I know the difference between brand and style.
>>690044491
No Mustard at work but I can deliver
Plum Jam in Shoe in Microwave
>>690047052
And post it
>>690034757
Damn that is classy as fuck. I legitimately just popped half a chub peeking a glance at this, ol boy!
>>690047029
Says the guy who can't differentiate whom and who
>>690047052
DO IT
>>690047188
THANK YOU
>>690038429
Being amazing and fun.
>>690047240
But it sounds fancier when you say whom. Whom. Whooom.
>The guy whom can't differentiate whom and whom.
>>690041714
>>690041760
>>690041826
I am fucking DYING right now, laughing at these! Holy shit!
>>690047029
Yeah it's pretty funny but You can't expect everyone to be in depth about things. Like I'm dumb as fuck when it comes to cars and when people ask me what litre my car is or something I just encounter a problem with windows and shut down.
>>690047403
Don't make me start posting from my pictures of squirrels eating pizza collection, mano, I'm warning you.
>>690040285
Fuuuck i want those cookies.., been years... amerifag here
Well done OP best thread ive seen in a while... cant explain why
>>690043309
Christ, meowmix in mouth, you fucking autist!
I love when /b/ has good old threads like this.
>>690047576
>>690045589
>>690045889
I thought it was weird at first and a cry for help. Now I'm laughing.
>>690047545
Non your right. And I guess that's a valid point. I just thought it was funny because it obviously said Louis Vuitton on the wallet. But your right. Each to their own. And the other guy is also right calling me out on the whole who whom thing. Everyone has their thing. Anyway. Great thread you faggots.
>>690047289
You're welcome
Wish I had mustard
>>690047577
They're fucking sweet as. Those and the fairy bread ones that come in the red packet are the best.
>>690047813
Topshit, certainly is. I keked more today than I have all week.
>>690047545
I know what you mean. When people ask me about my car I tell them it's got a 111kw engine. And then we see who's confused.
Don't use mustard as anal lube, trust me. Although it did help the hot dog get up there easier... now the relish wasn't as bad thought it would be.
Don't let this thread 404 this is gold
>>690048113
Uhhhhhhhhh. Sounds like a fun night.
Bump.
>JAPZE-5BHBN-TAJ92
>Wondering if anyone will claim it.
>>690048709
why wouldnt they?
>>690048846
Good point.
>>690048709
Fuck I almost had it. Just let me know what game it was. Let me feel the pain of loss
>>690048901
are you some kind of moderator?
>>690049069
cossacks, back to war, sorry brote
>>690049159
Oh, that's fine then.
>>690049109
Moderator of your mom's anus.
>>690035064
Hands down the best mustard in this thread
>>690049440
Kektimus maximus
one day i will look back on my sad existence and remember posting in this thread, then take the shotgun out of my mouth as i smile and put it back in the closet for another time.
>>690041714
>>690041760
>>690041826
>>690042240
>>690042311
>>690042446
>>690042500
>>690042578
I call and raise, here is my picture of insects dressed as people
>>690049159
Yep. Looks like you got it then.
Here's a few more, different games from the same bundle. "Strategy Pick & Mix". Maybe good, or not, idk. I have them all, never played any.
I'm out.
>AZ3K5-E3ZHJ-JZDGT
>IXZQ2-ZQZGP-8KWQ5
>VRM6A-3JMR9-PC22P
>HZ4BK-FLJWN-RLZI0
>>690049929
get
>>690037452
absolute madman
>>690049929
Thank you friend. I got one. You will be forever my martyr
Archive this shit this is legendary.
>>690049929
thx m8
I cant believe im actually glad to be browsing /b/ i won't forget you OP
>>690050623
Maybe /b/ isn't dead
I saved everything in this thread AS THUMBNAILS and i'll be using them, not posting the full size
as ice cube said, fuck the pigs
>>690050357
Please yes
>>690047950
godspeed you magnificent fag
>>690050986
Why would you do such a thing?
top kek
>>690037452
LEL
>>690035967
what a witty comment. I'd personally be shocked if femanon didn't track you down and blow you. good work / 10
>>690032069
just a reminder that this anon tried to shit on one of the best threads on /b/ in years
>>690032165
>Microwaved
fucking ew.
here is some toenail collections
>>690051653
>>690051678
>>690051594
>>690051621
>>690051653
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>>690051720
I DON'T WANT TO WAKE UP
>>690051805
calm down
>>690051720
Holy shit i thought it was dried instant soup pasta at first
last one I have
>>690032867
Let's see you fucking hairy wallet
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