>>689982826
>>689982826
>>689982826
>>689982826
>>689982861
Really though adulation doesn't literally arouse me. The opposite does.
>>689982949
I appreciate the effort you take to make sure I'm not offended.
>>689983039
Kinda weird that you asked for it then
>the opposite does
>>689982659
Well I wasn't interested in being technically correct, I was interested in keeping the layout of the quote as similar as possible.
>>689983147
Sexual arousal is not the only type of pleasure.
>>689983155
You heard me.
>>689983253
I had to correct you, my progun senses were tingling.
>>689983308
is that why you like to argue subjectively
Subby confirmed chaotic neutral/evil
>>689982744
hawt
>>689983456
Oh, no. I like to argue because intellectual stimulation is my greatest passion, just ahead of melee and singing. I just meant I'm into verbal abuse. Kinky shit, you know.
>>689983580
Chaotic neutral. It used to be chaotic good until I solved morality.
>>689983802
You solved it?
>>689983802
you're a cottonheaded ninnymuggins, subby.
>>689983883
Years ago. I just reduced all assumptions to the minimum and got a position that's basically unfalsifiable out of it, but then realized that the fulfillment of that position is impossible, so morality is irrelevant.
>>689984067
I came, but more because of the syllabic symmetry.
>>689984145
You've lost me.
reminder that dnd alignments were created with the assumption of absolute good and absolute evil being real and tangible powers and are only valid under that assumption
ok
>>689984145
you're welcome
now you owe me.
i have a CANKER SORE on the BOTTOM of the TIP of my TONGUE
WHAT the FUCK do I DO
why does he have a chainsaw tho
>>689984400
They are a useful way for contextualizing human behavior patterns too, you snob.
>>689984536
Nah I'm a terrible lover. I gave you a fake number and I'll be gone before you wake up.
>>689984398
Don't worry about it. Like I said, it doesn't matter.
>>689984621
Probably kill yourself. It's not worth living anymore.
kiss it and make it better
I tried ;_;
>>689984706
hm
okay
and hm
okay
>>689984797
Remember to stream it.
>>689984928
I will but it's a $5 Patreon perk
invite me to the funeral
>>689984706
well fug
owe me something else then
>>689984698
I never actually saw her cartoon.
>>689985132
oh it's a girl
prepare a nice speech in my honor
i will serve mac and cheese and chocolate milk during the after service
>>689985014
CONFOUND IT.
>>689985098
I'll give you a kiss on the cheek.
>>689985499
ew
how about you post a couple cool melee replays and we'll call it even
o
m
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Demos, will you please make spicy chicken fingers as well?
ya
you'll want to attend your own funeral
i'll be there in
spirit
>>689985678
Shit I do that for free.
>>689985764
KALDIS I AM VERY MAD
MY CREDIT CARD IS FUCKED AND I CAN'T BUY GUN STUFF UNTIL A NEW ONE SHOWS UP
>>689983802
>Chaotic neutral
So you're basically just a shitty anarchist?
>>689985764
good idea
but i cant cook worth shit so they'll have to be catered or something
>in spirit
>>689985889
but why philly cheese steak man?
>>689985912
Zaxbys or Chik fil a please then
>>689986126
they will be from publix
for my floridian pride
>>689985908
Nnnno? I don't agree with avery's limited interpretation of what DnD alignment means but it certainly doesn't match up to political beliefs necessarily. Politically I'm a vaguely libertarian nationalist.
>>689986126
They sent me a new one before the expiration date, but the letter with it didn't say I needed to switch to it and since the exp date wasn't for 2 years I assumed I didn't need to switch and cut the new one up.
>>689986269
demos do you own guns yet
>>689986516
no i don't own any guns
too manly for me
>>689986688
you're gay and in florida
you're OBLIGATED now
>>689984706
if this were /tg/ my post would have generated dozens of replies by now
>>689986269
well darn
>>689986516
this does not make sense to me, I am sorry
Which one were you supposed to use?
the new one?
>>689986841
It wasn't a terribly high quality post, darling.
>>689987050
Yes, I was supposed to use the new one. They put a microchip in it or something. They didn't TELL me that I needed to switch.
>>689986780
yeah but i don't attend gay events or dress in a showy fashion that could hint at my gayness
there isn't much of a huge threat to my security really
>>689987202
Muslims can SMELL the gay.
I thought you went to clubs sometimes.
>>689987056
I was debating about whether to use that to slam either people who play dnd instead of other systems or /tg/ as a whole but I figure just humbly accepting and acknowledging my deficiencies would be the better way to go
>>689987167
and now your account is frozen?
And i would have assumed they would have said something about the new card in the letter they send with cards.
>>689987344
i'm a lowlife shutin who likes to look at cartoon dicks and play pokemon all day
what the hell gave you the idea that i go to clubs
>>689986516
>I don't agree with avery's limited interpretation of what DnD alignment means but it certainly doesn't match up to political beliefs necessarily. Politically I'm a vaguely libertarian nationalist.
Well, usually Chaotic Neutral spits in the eye of the law when it comes to their own personal freedom.
So if you're 100% fine ignoring/breaking the law if it would in any way inhibit you, then CN fits.
>They sent me a new one before the expiration date, but the letter with it didn't say I needed to switch to it and since the exp date wasn't for 2 years I assumed I didn't need to switch and cut the new one up.
Are you fuckin' kidding? You cut the NEW one up?
>>689987459
When talking to me that may in fact be the right decision.
>>689987525
No the account's fine, my current card just doesn't work anymore, they deactivated it without telling me.
>>689987605
I wish I knew. I was talking to someone after the shooting and I just remembered you and Dev were both floridians, but for some reason I thought you went out sometimes.
>>689987621
>So if you're 100% fine ignoring/breaking the law if it would in any way inhibit you, then CN fits.
I mean, I am, but I weigh whether or not I'm likely to get caught doing it. Does that make me true neutral rather than chaotic?
And yes because my mom did the same thing when she got one! She just hadn't used that card recently so she didn't realize they were going to stop working.
>>689987869
the hotel i work at has a club in it, but i dont think i've spoken about this publicly so thats probably not it.
i'm flattered you think i'm more lively than dev though
>>689988126
No no, I knew dev was a slutbucket who went out to shit all the time. I for some reason thought you were a toned down version of that.
>>689987869
always consider your audience, they say
>>689987869
when they send you these things, its usually the best idea to assume that it is your replacement and cut the old one. Or just call in to the card company and verify account activity.
Anyways, i need to get back and write my paper, adios mis amigos.
>>689988254
I like it when you consider me.
>>689988389
I mean yeah I know that NOW.
>>689988243
no no, i'm very much a stay at home and do nothing kinda guy.
>>689987869
>I mean, I am
Absolute criminal scum
Probably CN then
>And yes because my mom did the same thing when she got one
That doesn't make it the right decision!
If the Prime Minister of England sticks his cock into the mouth of a dead pig, would you do it too?
The bank is sending you a new card, maybe you should ask/consider why instead of assuming it's a mistake.
>>689988243
Supposedly Dev actually went to that club sometimes.
>>689988428
I try my best
>>689988516
You're my kind of guy.
>>689988588
You can't prove I've committed any crimes.
We assumed it was optional, not a mistake. They were unclear. I refuse to accept guilt for this.
And yeah I heard about that after the fact.
>>689988697
Can I consider your butthole at close range
demosyx
>>689988783
i like smash 4 more than melee.
i like my ipod more than fucking
>>689988783
>You can't prove I've committed any crimes.
I can make the reasonable assumption, given that you said you'd break any law that restricts your freedom if the risk-reward was in your favour.
>We assumed it was optional
They do not randomly send out new cards unless it is necessary.
>>689989028
I hate you and want you to die.
>>689989117
That doesn't defeat reasonable doubt, copper.
>>689989239
This is more of a judge dredd thing, we're weighing things on a balance of probabilities rather than requiring probability beyond reasonable doubt.
>>689988783
okay
careful you're not too patronizing, though
i will mend your heart
>>689989239
thats more like it
but it's actually somewhat true. i didnt get into the competitive aspects of smash until project M had come out, and i didnt even play that. ive been meaning to get my melee game up but damn is it tough
it's far too late for that
>>689989544
That's not how America works. But if you want to do things that way, well, video related.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d73XkPQPKiY
>>689989550
I am not 100% sure how I could be patronizing about a butthole.
>>689989692
You will appreciate it if you get good at moving with whatever character you're partial to. It feels amazing.
oh well at least i tried
>>689989804
i've been trying with jigglypuff but i feel like i should pick up an easier character for a better feel of the game like fox or marth
>>689989804
It's how future-america works, where fatties are terrorists and THE LAW is everything
>>689982744
sauce?
>>689989804
you know, "wow, your sphincter is just so *symmetrical*" and "my, don't you just smell *lovely* today," things like that
EVERY AVATAR FAG GO TO HELL
>>689989989
Playing puff is playing a different game. She's ALL fundamentals, the only tech skill is aerial movement. The nice thing about that is you don't need to train your fingers that much; the bad part is that it means you won't be able to use your tech to exploit your opponents. You need to counter everything with just solid fighting game problem solving. And practicing is less fun because of the lack of complex movement.
>>689990058
I'm ok with the first part.
>>689990096
But if I said those things I'd mean them!
>>689990287
already there huehue
>>689990318
no, I believe you
I said yes, after all
>>689990318
>I'm ok with the first part.
Seriously though the fatty terrorists are great, every damn time.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nVVN_7zZNf4
apparently cats are satan
>>689990386
>hurdur america :^)
>>689990476
Seriously you could just sit down in a transparent chair (or even better a chair with a hole in the seat) and go do internet stuff as usual and I could just admire it for hours on end. I love buttholes.
>>689990533
I have only seen screencaps.
>>689990702
nah, too broad. hell in america would probably be florida, texas, nevada, LA, or washington.
I am reading terry pratchett again and life is good
>>689990712
mine is kinda gross though
I don't really take care of it
>>689990712
I dunno if comics are even your thing. Since you prefer games I would assume not
The entire state of california, detroit, dc, baltimore...
>>689990922
As long as you've cleaned out the inside I really do not care.
why does oso do the thing with his finger
>>689990863
>East LA
It all sounds pretty bad tbh
>>689990922
>terry pratchett
https://youtu.be/t-lS9M3N_L4?t=11s
>>689991021
well...
>>689991006
I mentioned earlier that I prefer video games for escapism over books, but that is ONLY for escapism. For plot, I love books and comics alike. Reading sandman in costa rica was the highlight of my trip.
he has a lip rash and it's itchy
gros
>>689989989
did you just call marth and fox an easier character than jigglypuff? the fuck is wrong with you
idunno i think it's just a character trope
>>689991063
ever been in the us?
>>689991186
;_____;
>>689991411
I don't have the equipment
>>689991514
nothing, what the fuck is wrong with YOU?
texas is okay except for now it really is hell
humid and heat misery
>>689991569
Water bottle.
>>689991514
They are actually, once you have minimum tech skill down. Jigglypuff dies obscenely quickly and has no crutches to rely on.
>>689991556
Both my sisters have. They said people were a lot less friendly than here
>>689991732
ehh...
I guess...
hmm okay
finally catching up to all the fanart
>>689991754
do you remember what state(s)?
>>689991866
It's effective. Scales and I both used that for a rather long time.
oh hey you dumped in this thread
i could give you my folder and you could take what art you don't have
yah i dumped in two i think
naw im good fam
>>689991925
Well one sister is at E3 and the other went to Hollywood and LA (Im pretty sure E3 is in LA too) so ye
dick biceps?
>>689991732
yea back airing sure is hard
>>689992115
oh, california
people aren't human there.
>>689992175
You really know nothing about melee, do you? Executing a bair isn't difficult. Spacing properly with puff so you don't get hit and eat shit and die at 60% is pretty fucking difficult.
I Ra Santana am the god of 4chan and im a G
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Why is War Thunder so bad now
>>689992022
Interesting
>>689992115
>southern california
>nice people
J
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E
>>689992421
You will enjoy anal more when whatever you put up there doesn't come out covered in poop.
>>689992589
I suspect so
get in my fucking pants
>>689992358
as opposed to doing the same with fox ? also nice ad hominem
>>689992259
Most places in Australia are pretty cool
Unless you go to where nef lives and there are aboriginals everywhere
>>689992421
I dont know mang
do not sexualize jyushimats
>>689992725
If you can execute basic fox tech skill adequately, yes he is FAR easier than puff. Everything fox does is safe without much effort if you have that tech skill. He is happy on platforms, in the air, on the ground, on the ledge, anywhere. Jiggs is the worst character in the game when she lands.
i'm fairly certain we have before
yeah true
continue posting
>>689992990
i can name a few characters worse than her when they land
churromatsu
hhehehehh
>>689993441
Of the viable cast?
yay
i think i'm gonna tell the parents i'm going to the movies with friends and use the money they give me to see if they have matsu stuff at the mall
>>689993583
>in the game
>>689982744
>>689993837
Dude the way I play melee there's 8 characters and pichu. Even so, I'm actually curious who in the entire cast is worse than jigglypuff grounded. Bowser and kirby are the only ones I can think of.
there's no way they do
unless there's like an f.y.e or some other weird internet culture weeaboo shop
there is a weeb shop
i've been to it before and i never recognize anything in it cus i dont into anime
but i mean they GOTTA have matsus
>>689994058
yup those two
>>689982744
Label your threads
>>689994239
The worst two characters in the game are worse than puff on the ground. Fair enough. She's #3. Tell me again about how puff is easy.
yeah probably
snapchat me stuff i you do decide on going
of course
if
dontcha think it's kinda late to go scurrying over to the mall now though
it's probably closed
>>689992922
nice legs
i meant tomorrow
>>689994347
you're playing with your friend right. And he's pretty good at dealing with your shenanigans. But now you pick puff and suddenly he is clueless. You have no puff experience but you know back air covers half the stage and you know up throw leads into anything and everything. you have now beaten your friend
oh
duh
what do you think you'll find there? if they sell any merch for matsu then there HAS to be the parkas available
>>689994824
The other guy having no idea what he's doing doesn't make the character easy. Have you tried playing in tournaments or at smashfests, with people who have more experience than their own buddies?
either a hoodie or a beanie with the lil cloud on it
or maybe a figurine or some shit
>>689995031
yea but I dont pick puff if i actually want to win a game and have no idea who my opponent is
>>689995206
Because she's not easy. Why do you think there's 4 fucking puffs in the entire top 100?
I swear anime is a ploy to destroy neet youth
>>689995530
neither of them are neet
that said those avatars remain terrible
>>689995642
Rocky is also a terrible choice.
a matsu beanie would be pretty badass
i want one of those lil stuffed pillow guys
>>689995529
because at some point she stops being fun to play? I actually believe that the only reason more people dont play puff is because they dont want to put in the work into such a boring character. If melee gets more popular im sure there is going to be more tryhards who dont care about fun and will just pick puff and imitate hungrybox
also these are completely fine and tolerable choices of avatars
worst avatar
n
>>689995832
I post all of the lackadaisies, and they're a staple of this board.
>>689995904
There are plenty of people who play puff. There's 1 who gets top 8 in a major, ever. She does not have results. She's not bad, but goddamn is she anything but easy.
She's not terribly boring either except for solo practice which isn't that important with her to begin with.
WORST
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probably my favorite
There is pretty universal agreement on the terribleness of this avatar.
http://www.strawpoll.me/10505556
>>689996510
>There is pretty universal agreement on the terribleness of this avatar.
I like my new one.
Cute
>>689996510
I dunno, lackadaisy is alright.
you'll never be as sad as me, the guy that waited 5 years for two new crops